President Obama, you may recall, received the Nobel Peace Prize very soon after being sworn in as POTUS. Since that time, he has droned the crap out some terrorists while inviting others for tea and crumpets at the White House.
White House spokes robot Josh Notso Earnest says "unfortunately, for those of you wondering, Bob Dylan will not be at the White House today, so everybody can relax."
And while Earnest said that Bob didn't give a reason, some speculate that, as an ardent Trump supporter who wants to make America great again, the singer would rather not pretend to enjoy the company of such a rich phony.
Democrats will now have the opportunity to label Mr. Dylan a racist.
Perhaps the reason he refused to see Obama is blowin' in the wind.