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Thursday, January 18, 2018

NASA: 'Potentially hazardous' asteroid headed toward Earth

Look up at the sky . . . it's a bird . . . it's a plane . . . it's a freaking asteroid!

The 2002AJ129 asteroid has been classified as a "potentially hazardous" asteroid that will buzz past the Earth (hopefully) on February 4th, honking along at a mere 67,000 mph. That's faster than a speeding bullet and about 15 times faster than our fastest manned aircraft.

This asteroid is huge. It's larger than Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building in Dubai. In Islam, Khalifa means "deputy" "successor," or "steward" and most commonly refers to the leader of a Caliphate such as Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the religious leader of ISIS.

The asteroid is around 0.7 miles wide (1.1 km) and will pass by Earth at a distance of  about 2, 615,128 miles and 15 inches (if calculations are correct) which is considered close in astrophysical terms.

NASA describes any asteroid as being "hazardous" if it comes within 4,600,000 miles from our planet. 

If somehow it hits Earth, the rock would plunge us into a mini-ice age which would destroy the global warming theories and possibly cause Al Gore to commit suicide. The impact alone would cause world temperatures to fall by as much as 8 degrees C, and would likely last several years. The world would become a colder and drier place, unless it hits a Middle East country other than Israel, in which case the world would become more modern on average.

In the worst case scenario, soot would remain in the atmosphere for about 10 years, but NASA does not believe this asteroid will hit the Earth.

In order to prevent an asteroid from colliding with Earth, the velocity of the rock must be reduced by less than an inch per second years in advance of the impact. 

NASA is currently working on building a small spacecraft (about the size of NFL player William Perry, aka "The Refrigerator") capable of preventing asteroids from hitting our planet. A test of this system is planned for 20204 with a non-threatening asteroid. Let's just hope NASA doesn't rub it the wrong way and make it a threatening asteroid.

The Double Asteroid Redirection Test (DART) would use what's known as a kinetic impactor technique, as it strikes the asteroid to shift its orbit.

"As of December 24, there are 17,495 known Near-Earth Objects (NEOs) around our planet; 17,389 are asteroids," according to NASA.

In February 2013, a 62 foot meteor exploded over the skies of Chelyabinsk, Russia. The energy was equivalent to about 500,000 tons of TNT and the meteor injured more than 1,000 people.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

CNN's Gupta diagnoses via meditation

The Clueless News Network's Chief Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta has diagnosed President Trump with heart disease, ear wax, morbid obesity and the heebie-jeebies. Gupta is a renown physician famous for his diagnostic abilities and is so incredible, he doesn't need to actually meet his patients "to know what's ailing them."

Gupta's secret is mind melding through intense meditation. He says that all he needs to do is focus on a photo of a person while holding his hand to his temples and he can diagnose with "pin-prick accuracy."

Gupta (aka "Guppy") claims the real White House physician, Ronny Jackson, doesn't know what he's talking about when he claimed that President Trump was in "excellent health" after conducting an extensive actual exam in person on Mr. Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last week.

Dr. Jackson was bombarded with almost an hour's worth of questions from reporters hungry to find President Trump either crippled, crazy or blind. One reporter asked if the president wears dentures. "You mean like George Washington?" he did not reply.

The fact is that Trump's cholesterol is elevated and being treated with medication and he is overweight.

This was all Gupta needed to make his expert diagnosis, declaring  that Trump has heart disease. It prompted people on both sides of the political aisle, obviously unaware of Gupta's use of English, charming smile and unbelievable diagnostic acumen, to ridicule him.

"This is math," Gupta began, unaware that it is actually medicine and that the AMA prefers that physicians actually meet the patients they're diagnosing. "This is based on the numbers that Dr. Jackson provided. The President has heart disease."

Gupta is obviously a CNN lackey who will flush his ethics down the toilet for his paycheck. 

Even HuffPost Editor in Chief Lydia Polgreen, whose site is so anti-Trump that they refused to cover him in the political section in the early stages of his campaign, wrote, "I'm not a doctor but this seems like a stretch."

Free Beacon reporter Alex Griswold asked: "What else did former Hillary Clinton advisor Sanjay Gupta say?"

Gupta was not included in President Trump's Fake News Awards. 

What an oversight.

Former Obese Sharpton attacks Trump on his weight

Al Sharpton used to be really, really fat. Obese. Corpulent. Humongous. 

But he has lost weight and now looks like a scrawny, big-headed cretin, with serious racist tendencies against white people and black conservatives.

Sharpton looks like a caricature of an underfed, troll doll with a Queen Nefertiti head and a perpetually angry expression. He has the title of "Reverend," but there is nothing reverend about him, which is why I refuse to use the honorific when addressing him.

Sharptongue attacked President Trump for his weight during comments he made on Martin Luther King Jr. Day in Harlem. He said the president should order three Big Macs instead of two. He was in the process of kissing up to New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D) as a "national celebrity," when he made the anti-Trump comment.

Sharpton used to weigh north of 300 pounds and every one of those pounds was as ugly as a bag of fried sphincters. Ugly because of the soul inside all that adipose tissue.

In 2014, the New York Daily News profiled Sharpton's mega-diet that had his weight down to 129 pounds, much of which can be attributed to his unusually light brain. He has maintained his frail profile and has made efforts to ensure that his brain did the same.

For moron Sharpton, go to CNN.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Rep. Maxine Waters may seek new profession as a medium

Rep. Maxine Waters (Duh-CA) is considering leaving her job as lowest functioning and most corrupt congressional member, to become a medium. Thankfully, she is blessed to have the frightening face of a clairvoyant and could be the Medium Association of American Dead's poster girl.

Most recently, to honor Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday, she had a private seance and spoke to the late civil rights giant.

Appearing all knowing and quite spooky she told the media about her conversation with Reverend King in a Trump-like tweet: 
"If MLK was alive today, he'd be marching not only for civil rights  & protecting voting rights, but to urge Members of Congress to accept their responsibility to save the U.S. from a dangerous man who has no respect for our Constitution & no concern for strengthening our democracy."

In another tweet she revealed more of what she and Rev. King spoke about:
"Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would have encouraged every responsible human being to march for justice, to march for peace, and most of all, to march for the impeachment of Donald Trump."
For more insights into the deep thinking of Rep. Waters and why she will be missed on Capitol Hill, click here.

Maxine Waters is dreaming.

Trump's doctor is a racist

President Trump underwent his annual medical exam today and his physician, Dr. Ronny Jackson, who conducted it had the audacity to say that "The president's overall health is excellent."

To make matters worse was Jackson's confidence that the Mr. Trump will complete his term in office "with no serious medical issues." 

How can he possibly know this?

So-called "Doctor" Jackson was asked by the media how is it that Trump is healthy despite his diet and lack of exercise. A perfectly reasonable question with only one possible answer, he can't be. Except the answer Jackson gave was the ruse: "He has incredibly good genes. It's just the way God made him."

Lies! Liar! Boom!

Everyone knows that God did not make Donald Trump. He is obviously a creature of Satan. Jackson is nothing more than a quack if he refuses to admit that Trump is in mortal danger eating Big Macs and not exercising like those in the media do and avoid fast food. 

I mean, just because Trump doesn't smoke or drink, has a resting heart rate of 68 beats per minute,  a blood pressure of 122/74, and aced his cognitive ability test (The Montreal Cognitive Assessment" which tests for Alzheimer's and dementia), doesn't mean he is healthy and mentally fit to be president. 

It is very likely that Dr. Jackson has been colluding with the Trump administration and if so, that makes him a racist and a deplorable person.

The exam, they said, lasted 4 hours. Four hours! No real medical exam lasts that long. 

It has to be collusion, Jackson is a racist, and Trump needs to be impeached!

Monday, January 15, 2018

Liberal hypocrites still stuck on a word they all use to dump Trump

Hypocrites in the Democratic Party said Friday they will try to censure President Trump next week for saying something similar to what other presidents have said, like when President Obama called Libya a s**tshow

Or when Lyndon B. Johnson was asked why he didn't take a speech by Richard Nixon more seriously when he was Senate majority leader and Nixon was Vice President and responded, "Boys, I may not know much, bit I do know the difference between chicken s**t and chicken salad."

Or in 2003 when then Sen. John "Hair-plugs" Kerry told Rolling Stone about his decision to vote for the Iraq war, said, "Did I expect George Bush to f**k it up as badly as he did? I don't think anybody did."

Or in 2008 when former president Clinton was upset as Obama overtook Hillary in the primaries. He didn't know anyone could hear him, after an interview with a radio station in Philadelphia that put him on the defense over racial equality issues. Clinton said, "I don't think I should take any s**t from anybody on that, do you?"

So Rep. Cedric Richmond, chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus that doesn't allow black conservative congressmen to join, and Rep. Jerrold Nadler, rank Democrat on the House Judiciary Committee, said they're going to pursue the censure after the MLK Jr. holiday.

Canada schoolgirl hijab attack condemned by PM Trudeau is a fake, police say

Toronto -- A make believe scissor attack targeting a hijab-clad schoolgirl (we know this for certain as she was not wearing a complete burka) drew ire from Canadian Prime Minister Justin "Pretty Boy" Trudeau. The thing is, the attack never happened, according to police. 

The claim was just another bogus attempt to win sympathy and put a foot in the door of freedom to let sharia [Islamic law] in.

Khawlah Noman, 11, told police on Friday that she was walking to the Pauline Johnson Junior Public School when a man approached her from behind, pulled off the hood of her jacket and then cut her hijab with a pair of scissors and then ran.

"After a detailed investigation, police have determined that the events described in the original news release did not happen," Toronto police said in a statement. "The investigation is concluded."

The make believe perp was described by authorities an Asian male wearing a black hooded sweater, black pants and brown gloves, and law enforcement asked business owners to review security footage in the area of the fantasy hijab cutting.

Due to the fact that it didn't actually happen in real life, there was nothing on the footage provided showing the incident.

But super-liberal below average Prime Minister Justin Trudeau posted on Twitter:
"My heart goes out to Khawlah Noman following this morning's cowardly attack on her in Toronto. Canada is an open and welcoming country, and incidents like this cannot be tolerated."
The truth was announced after the Trudeau tweet.

Police said that the girl will not be charged but police spokesman Mark Pugash responded: "These allegations were extremely serious and not surprisingly, they received national and international attention," unlike actual anti-Semitic, anti-Christian and anti-gay attacks perpetrated by a certain intolerant religion that will go unmentioned.

The school board said that it's "very thankful that this assault did not in fact happen," according to the CBC. But they did not voice concern as to why a young Muslim girl would make such a false accusation about an anti-Islamic attack.

The child told reporters Friday she was "confused, scared" and "terrified."

"I think what you are doing is really wrong, you should not act like this, and especially I'm a kid," the kid said.

Saima Samad, her mother, was fighting back tears saying she had gotten called by the school and was "very sad."

Her parent(s) need(s) to be questioned--I suspect the child is being coached.

Bogus reports of anti-Muslim attacks are not a new phenomenon in the United States and elsewhere. 

For more examples of hoax anti-Muslim hate crimes go: hereherehere and here.

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Guess what: Dennis Rodman was arrested for DUI

Guess what, Dennis Rodman was arrested in Southern California Saturday night on suspicion of driving under the influence, police said.

Lt. Rachel Johnson of the Newport Beach Police Department said Rodman, 56, was stopped for a traffic violation after 11 p.m. Johnson said that he failed a field sobriety test and submitted to a Breathalyzer and blew over .08 the legal limit.

Black Lives Matter protested the arrest saying that Breathalyzer testing is racist.

Johnson said that the basketball cross-dressing legend was cooperative and beautiful in a black sequin dress and red pumps. He was released from jail Saturday morning.

Rodman made international news due to his travels and "bro-ship" with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, a guy with a huge smile and an even bigger anti-aircraft gun.