Defining "Scumcrumpet"

Opinions are like belly buttons--everybody has one. This has become especially true for politics where famous entertainers, even those with the IQ of a half-eaten donut, have something to say about the campaign and candidates.

Convicted serial rapist and ear-biting dirty fighter, Mike Tyson said, "I like Trump, yeah. He should be president." 

The Ted Cruz campaign and one of his PACs are going after Trump for his love of former pro boxing champion, Mike Tyson, the man who not only was convicted of rape, but it happened in Indiana which holds their primary this Tuesday.

The Trusted Leadership PAC released a video showing that Trump claimed Tyson was "railroaded" in the 1991 conviction.

"One of the leaders in the effort to keep Tyson out of prison is Donald Trump,"a voice is heard saying on the 30-second video while archived stills and moving pictures of Trump are shown, along with one photo of Trump beside Tyson.

Trump's feeble argument was that the underage teen, a beauty pageant contestant,  had been dancing with Tyson and willingly went into his Indianapolis hotel room. That's like saying "the kid was asking for it."

Trump unexpectedly said that "Iron Mike" had tweeted an endorsement and "All of the tough guys endorse me."

Cruz responded with: I've got news for Donald Trump. Rapists are not tough guys."

I believe Cruz is wrong. Some rapists and ear biters are tough guys. Obviously, Tyson is no Obama in terms of whimpishness. But he's not a role model and Trump is not wise to use him for an endorsement. 

Cruz's VP selection, Carly Fiorina, said of Trump, "Sorry, I don't consider a convicted rapist a tough guy."

I call Tyson a scumcrumpet.


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Butterball Kim and his 'Pleasure Squad'

Peeping Kim

In order to prove that he's not simply a butterball with the appeal of a rat flattened by a steamroller, Kim Jong Un has ordered a new 'pleasure squad' of teenage girls to have sex with him and cater to his fantasies.

The underage girls, known as Gippeumjo, or 'pleasure squads' was originally introduced by North Korea's founder, Kim Il-sung. The practice was halted by Kim the Butterball, following the death of his father, Kim Jong-Il, in 2011.

But even with Dennis Rodman as his wing-man, Kim wasn't able to score a date and things were "looking blue," if you get my drift, so he decided to resurrect the practice of sexually abusing young girls whose only choices were to "put out" or "put this blindfold on and stand against that wall."

It is believed that the girls must be tall and beautiful and absolutely not permitted to vomit during coitus. They are hand-selected by Korean officials who, if they mess up, must play a game of "Dodge Mortar" until they die.

Some of the girls may be as young as 13 or 14 and are checked by a doctor to determine if they are virgins. 

They are taken from their schools, removed from their family, and forced to do whatever 'Butterball' tells them.

According to Toshimitsu Shigemura, a professor at Waseda University in Tokyo, Kim stopped the practice of the pleasure squad because he didn't trust the girls. Now they must sign a pledge not to say anything about "Little Dennis," Kim's 'man thingy.'


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Japan's problem with tourist flatulence

Breaking wind (passing gas, flatulence, farting) is being addressed by a Japanese tourism board. They are calling on foreign tourists to refrain from public "belching or flatulence" and have published an etiquette guide which was written after complaints by a Chinese resident who found the guide insensitive.

The Hokkaido Tourism Organization, representing Japan's northern-most island, published a brochure on its website offering polite instructions from public bathing to the proper way to use a Japanese toilet--"if it's yellow, let it mellow, but if it's brown, flush it down."

An entire section of the brochure deals with farting in public, discussing the use of "downwind" and the perils of the "SBD" fart ("Silent But Deadly").

"Japanese etiquette is based on avoiding causing discomfort or nuisance to others," the guide points out with such simplicity that even blathering idiots and liberals could understand.

"Accordingly, Japanese will avoid bodily functions such as belching or flatulence in public entirely, or perform bodily functions as discreetly as possible."

That means when in Japan, Occupy Wall Street liberals are forbidden to defecate on police cars.

Unfortunately, the Chinese-language guide, originally entitled "Common Sense When Travelling in Hokkaido"--upset a Chinese resident who fumed that the diagrams featuring examples of bad tourist behavior were offensive, particularly since it showed a woman who looked very much like her, ripping one off in a crowded elevator.

Her complaint elicited a more foreigner-friendly version with less offensive explanations of Japanese customs.

In the "softer" version of the guide, available in English and Chinese, gone are the "X" marks next to cartoon illustrations of tourists slipping used toilet paper surreptitiously into the pockets of passers-bye, for example, instead of flushing it down the toilet.

Another illustration targeting Chinese tourists shows a reminder not to open products, such as a can of worms, before purchasing them, as is the custom of many Chinese. 

After China was shamed by a slew of well-publicized incidents in recent years, they agreed to monitor the behavior of unruly tourists abroad and punish them on their return home. 

Not to be outdone, Iran and Afghanistan leaders have also agreed to punish their unruly vacationers and will behead those who insult Japan.

Over 100 million Chinese traveled abroad in 2014, spending about $164 million in bargain grabs. But reports of disruptive behavior have put a blemish on their reputation, such as the time a passenger tossed scalding water and noodles on a flight attendant, and another tourist was fined in Thailand for washing her feet in a public toilet. 

Seriously. Thankfully, the toilet wasn't being used at the time.

But say what you want about Chinese tourists, at least they don't kill the residents of the country they visit like some folks do.


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Ferrell pulls out in time

Funny man Will Ferrell said that he will not star in the comedy that he produced and thought was great liberal cinema before the public went ballistic. The film, Reagan is about the tragedy of Alzheimer's disease and how it robs the individual of memory, physical abilities and creates a sense of chronic anxiety.

The trade press wrote that Ferrell would star and produce the movie, but now he's "doing a Hillary" and claiming that he only just received and reviewed the manuscript, then decided not to do it.

And Bill "never had sex with that woman . . . Monica Lewinsky.

The New York Post reported: 

"The 'Reagan' script is one of a number of scripts that had been submitted to Will Ferrell which he had considered. While it is by no means an 'Alzheimer's comedy' as has been suggested, Mr. Ferrell is not pursuing this project," the rep said.

The rep wouldn't say whether the decision was a direct result of the outcry from Reagan's daughter, Patti Davis, who on Thursday called the movie "cruel" and Farrell "heartless."

The flick offers an "alternate take" on history and is set at the beginning of Reagan's second term--when he's struck by dementia, according to the Hollywood Reporter, which scored a copy of the manuscript.

Comedic bits center on the idea that president had no clue where he was or what he was doing through the term, the showbiz news site reported.

In one scene, a low-level aid is tasked with convincing the commander-in-chief that he is an actor playing the president in a movie.

In another, there's a mix-up over a wardrobe assistant named Libby and the country Libya. "I want Libby gone. No more Libby," Reagan proclaims--leading to the bombing of Libya. 

But the film isn't an 'Alzheimer's comedy' it's merely about making a little fun of a great president with Alzheimer's disease (which happened to be diagnosed several years after he left office). 

What a knee-slapper. 

Ferrell denies ever considering playing the starring role but The Wrap, another trade press journal wrote:

Will Ferrell will play President Ronald Reagan in "Reagan," a political satire written by Mike Rosolio, whose script was voted to the 2015 Black List of Hollywood's best unproduced screenplays.

Ferrell will produce under his Gary Sanchez Productions banner. The funnyman is no stranger to political comedies, have starred in "The Campaign" and "Dick." He also played President George W. Bush on "Saturday Night Live" and the Broadway show "You're Welcome America." 

So it's very clear that Ferrell was all in on this film but backed out when the Reagan kids wrote about his heartlessness and insensitivity about what President Reagan went through with Alzheimer's. 

What is also very clear is the level of scumbaggery Ferrell has crawled down to--a level often seen when liberals attack conservatives. They need to rewrite history in order to make their case, but conservatives merely need to look at history to make their's.

Ronald Reagan was by far, a greater and more honorable president than what the liberals have given us. He put his hand over his heart for the National Anthem. Obama put his hands on his junk.

And Reagan knew America was comprised of 50 states, while Obama thought there was 57.

The liberals own most of the media, but we can vote them out at the box office. They're too stupid to feel humiliated.

Will Ferrell pulled out of the movie for no other reason than to save his career. As for me, I will vote at the box office when his next film comes out.



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Does ISIS have a New York hit list?

The bad news is that thousands of New Yorkers are quietly being contacted by the NYPD warning us that our names have appeared on a list of "potential targets" that may have been compiled by terrorists. The good news is that I have not been contacted.

The bad news is that I may have been overlooked by law enforcement. The good news is that if the law can't find me, the terrorists probably won't find me. The bad news is that I might be wrong.

NYPD top cops have confirmed that a list of more than 3,000 names exist of people marked for mayhem and possibly even fraudulent credit card charges. The FBI is working alongside the police and hopefully someone will do the right thing and bomb the crap out of ISIS. 

Once the existence of the list was discovered, the FBI jumped on the bandwagon to help out, but it's the NYPD doing the real legwork.

"Potential threats may relate to individuals, institutions, or organizations, and are shared in order to sensitize potential victims to the observed threat, and to assist them in taking proper steps to ensure their safety," an FBI spokeshuman said.

One woman who was on the list had no idea why she was targeted--she doesn't work for the government, is not a member of the military, and doesn't blog about Islamic scumcrumpets like some people I know. 

The Islamic State and other terrorist groups scour the internet for social media which they can use to identify and locate targets for their screwed up jihad whereby they can go out and slaughter them. 

I just hope they've been able to get a lighthearted chuckle out of some of my posts. Allah knows, I often do when I write them.

John Cohen, a former counterterrorism coordinator at the DHS and now teaches at Rutgers University where a recent "piece of art" of Jesus cruciified on a dartboard, said the list sounds like a clumsy attempt for ISIS to give the impression they have global reach via the web, adding that he believes the names may have been randomly selected. 

I hope so--I never win the door prize even at Christmas parties, so I might be safe.

"They hope that some person may be sitting home and get inspired," Cohen said. "They're hoping that a person with a mental health issue thinks they're a soldier."




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Zuckerberg armed to the teeth with protection

"When you're famous, like me, you can't spend enough on personal security. I mean, people want me dead. ISIS wants to cut my freaking head off. It's scary. I'm scared. I'm worried and I'm going to protect myself, even though I'm anti-gun for the common man. I'm not common and I'm not going down without a fight (by my bodyguards). 

These are not the actual words of Facebook founder and billionaire Mark Zuckerberg, but his actual uncensored thoughts picked up by a mind reading device I got on EBay for a great price.

The Zuckster spent $7.8 million for protection in 2014 and $6.5 million last year. The total amount of money his company has paid to keep him from being "offed" is around $19 million. 

The Facebook CEO is scared, very scared, and has no less than 16 big strong people protecting his rich butt at his California home.

But who can blame him? He has been threatened by ISIS and others whose FB privacy settings were allegedly messed with.

He doesn't fly on public airlines but has FB pay for private jets, security cameras, alarms, parachutes, safe spaces in buildings he visits, and earmuffs given to him by his mom.

Nobody knows the actual number of legal firearms Zuckerberg has to protect him, but like others who hate the Second Amendment, he's a scaredy cat hypocrite.


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Army changes its mind--child rapist bad, child protector good

Child rape and bestiality is not seen as taboo in Islam. In fact, one of the rewards a Muslim man receives in Paradise is the company of young boys who tend to their "every" need. If you read Hadith you will find instances where the so-called prophet of Islam  would do things to little boys that would get him arrested in Western societies.

You probably recall the story about Sgt 1st Class Charles Martland, a Green Beret, who was deployed to Kunduz Province, Afghanistan. In 2011, he and his team leader confronted a local police commander who was accused of raping a boy over the course of many days and beating his mother. 

When Martland and the team leader confronted the commander about the incidents, he laughed and they shoved him to the ground, failing to kill him slowly, as he deserved.

The Army, being politically correct over moral, decided to kick Martland out, while Congressman Duncan Hunter and others did what they could to prevent this disgusting firing from taking place.

In an incredible reversal, the Army has decided to retain Martland who was reached by phone and told Fox News, "I am real thankful for being able to continue to serve. I appreciate everything Congressman Duncan Hunter and his Chief of Staff, Joe Kasper did for me."

While full details of the incident were not made public, a "memorandum of reprimand" was obtained by Fox News which clearly depicted that Martland was criticized by the upper cheese for his intervening on behalf of the boy and his mother.

On Thursday, the Army revealed that Martland's status has been changed, allowing him to stay in the Army.

But will they tell him that in the future, he is to look the other way when children are being raped while their mothers are being beaten?

Kind of wants to make one want to barf.


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Obama fails to discuss Iran's missile tests

The Two Amigos

In a move to make America mediocre again, the Obama administration is dodging the congressional inquiry that is examining their refusal to call Iran's ballistic missile tests a violation of the international statute barring such tests. The Obama folks prefer to call it "an Iranian science project," or some other euphemism to avoid any trouble.

Congress is frustrated and the more intelligent congressmen and women are rightfully worried that a mushroom cloud will be coming to their neighborhood one day soon.

Lawmakers on "the right side of history," are saying the administration is breaking their promise to enforce the missile ban, but they need to remember Obama's "red line in the sand" and get over it--our 'fearless leader' is too fearful to lead by taking a strong stand with practically all foreign countries, except Israel. 

Like Islamists and many leftists, Obama doesn't like Israel.

Capitol Hill lawmakers launched their investigation in early April into what they say is Obama's efforts to mislead Congress about the details of the nuclear deal of last summer. 

Of course, this was not the first time, nor will it be the last, that Obama has misled the American people. The 'hope and change' he hawked when running for POTUS sounded good for the country to some folks when it said those words, but the only change we wanted was for a real leader and for him to be gone.

The Obama socialist crew's refusal to say Iran violated the nuclear deal has become a key sticking point and prompted congressional leaders to launch the investigation into claims Obama misled them regarding the terms of the deal.

Everyone now knows that when it comes to making deals, Obama is "all bat and no balls."

Three Republican representatives, Mike Pompeo (Kan.), Peter Roskam (Ill.), and Lee Zeldin (N.Y.) petitioned the State Department by letter this month asking them to explain its shift on the ballistic missiles issue.

"While many lawmakers, ourselves included, are certain that Iran's latest tests violate UNSCR 2231, your decision to cease labeling the launches a violation is alarming," the letter said. "We are troubled by reports that the administration is stifling voices within its ranks for stronger action against Iran--putting the [nuclear agreement] and political legacy above the safety and security of the American people."

Rather than answer the question, the State Department, in its undying allegiance to Barack Obama's so-called legacy, refused to answer the question. 

"Would you like ketchup on those fries?" John Kerry asked as he passed a bottle of Heinz to Zeldin who declined the offer.

A senior congressional source accused the State Department of dodging key questions. "It looks like the State Department did not feel a need to answer any of Congressman Pompeo's questions. Given the complete disconnect between what the Obama Administration testified to Congress about Iranian ballistic missile tests, and how it is behaving now, it is no wonder Pompeo is asking these questions. I am not sure how much longer President Obama and his staff can dance around these issues while avoiding legitimate inquiries like this one."

I'd say Obama can dance around it for about another 9 months when a new POTUS is sworn in.

John Kerry described Iran's ballistic tests as inconsistent with the UN resolution, but would not call them a violation, even though it was. This is the same "man" who attended the inauguration of the Vietnam Communist Museum and gave himself a combat medal for that war, which he later protested along with Jane Fonda.

Is it any wonder why Americans are fed up with the establishment? 

Doesn't it make sense why someone as monosyllabic as Donald Trump can become the GOP nominee for POTUS?

We are sick of incompetent morons putting our nation in danger by allowing other countries to walk all over us as they laugh at us while doing so. 

I suspect Trump is going to be nominated for the GOP in this election, but whoever runs against these leftist puss-tards has my vote, even if it isn't Trump or Cruz. 

I refuse to allow my anger over not having my choice of candidate run against Clinton or Sanders. I will vote for whoever runs against them because we cannot afford another term of liberal politics. 




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Bill Clinton Movie, "Bill's Babes" to be released September

The movie"Bill's Babes" starring Kevin Costner as Bill Clinton, Emma Stone as Monica Lewinsky, and Betty White as Hillary Rodham Clinton will be released this September just in time for the presidential election in November.  

I was fortunate to see a preview of the flick and here's my take on this hilarious comedy.

The movie, produced by the Koch brothers, is a comedy about Bill's sexual hijinks with Monica Lewinsky a young, naive aide,  Paula Jones, Juanita Broaddrick, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, a former Miss Arkansas, Dolly Kyle Browning (although that was never proven, but the movie has fun with it), Eileen Wellston, Connie Hamzy and many others.

One of the biggest laughs in the movie is when Hamzy, a rock-and-roll groupie is sunbathing by a Little Rock hotel pool and Bill propositioned her. She sits up, looks directly at Bill's crotch and says, "Hey, mister, no food allowed poolside. Remove that little pickle from your swim suit."

In another scene, Bobbie Ann Williams, an ex-prostitute, tells then Arkansas Gov. Bill that she's pregnant with his child causing him to pivot on the balls of both feet and hightail it out of her house.

I found the scene where Hillary is having a special moment with Huma Abedin. The girls are giggling up a storm about Huma's husband, Anthony Weiner, and his Twitter sexcapades as Carlos Danger. 

Just as the girls are almost peeing themselves with laughter over the photos and the alias Anthony used, they hear the squeaking of a bed next door where Bill was "asleep." Then they hear a loud crash and go running to see what happened.

There's Bill on the floor with a naked prostitute. They're both tangled up in sheets and legs after the bed broke.

Bill looks up at his "wife" and says, "Hi Honey. We were just discussing foreign trade." 

Without missing a beat, Hillary puts her arm around Huma's shoulder (played by Priyanka Chopra) and says, "What a coincidence, so were we." 

The final raucous scene is aboard Jeffrey Epstein's private jet where Bill gets stoned along with a bunch of underage girls, all who refer to him as "Daddy Bigbucks."


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Boo-Hoo Boehner's Biting Words

John "Man Tan" Boehner, the former House speaker, finally got involved with the presidential campaigning by speaking out against Ted Cruz while blowing kisses to Donald Trump. Boehner went after Cruz referring to him as "Lucifer in the flesh" and a "miserable son of a bitch."

Boehner reportedly doesn't even know Ted Cruz's mother and probably should not have used that term as it offends mothers everywhere this close to Mother's Day.

But Boehner is never one to mince words or emotions. Like when he cried when meeting Pope Francis in Washington D.C. "What a day," Boehner said. "What a moment for our country . . . the Holy Father's visit is surely a blessing for all of us." Sniff, sniff.

Or when he cried in an interview with Golf Channel saying, "I want to make sure that every kid had the same chances that I did."

Or when he cried at Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' resignation ceremony in 2012. 

Or when he cried when Nancy Pelosi handed him the House gavel in 2011.

Or when he cried at the Ohio State University commencement address in June 2011.

But Boehner has put away the tears and has gotten off the tanning bed to once again get involved in politics. I missed him so much, it brought tears to my eyes.

Boehner said that he's played golf with Donald Trump and said that he and the Donald are "texting buddies." He added that while Ohio Gov. John "Karate Chop" Kasich "requires more effort," he says they are friends "and I love him."

He and Kasich are planning to adopt after the campaign "once JK settles down."

Boehner said "I have Democratic friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life," he told the Stanford Daily.

While not endorsing Trump [or gay marriage] Boehner said he would vote for him, but not Cruz. He would rather have a lying felon incompetent woman or socialist in the White House than that guy with the world's most "punchable face."

Cruz fired back on Twitter: "Tell me again who will stand up to Washington? Trump, who's Boehner's 'texting and golfing buddy,' or Carly & me?

Cruz also said that he "never worked" with Boehner implying that Boehner is as honest as his perennial tan. "Boehner's comments reveal everything that is wrong with Washington," Cruz said.

Paul Ryan, Boo-Hoo Boehner's successor, said that he doesn't share the same views about Cruz.

Calling someone "Lucifer" is like calling everyone you don't like "Hitler." It doesn't ring true and it dilutes the truth as to the evil of the two.

But if Boehner wants to act like a damn Hitler, that's his business.

BTW: Please excuse the spelling typo of Boehner's name in the original posting--it shows up on Flipboard and cannot be deleted and corrected once it's posted.



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Mystery: Rutgers allows anti-Christian "art" but not anti-Islamic "art"

Rutgers University, New Jersey -- Some brave artists with vivid imaginations have created a work of art where Muhammad is pinned and crucified on a dartboard by three huge darts. It's very interesting and original. 

Oh, wait . . . it wasn't actually a likeness of Muhammad, it was Jesus Christ of Nazareth. My mistake.

I was worried there for a moment--imagine if I was right and it was Muhammad instead of Jesus pinned to that dartboard. Heads would roll on the Rutgers campus--literally. So-called moderate Muslims would shout "Islamophobia!" and students would flee to their safe spaces.

It kind of reminds me of the "Piss Jesus" work of "art." Nobody died for that one either--it wasn't like some cartoon depicting Christ in an unflattering way--that would call for violence on the cartoonists. 


But Christians don't react violently to people who disrespect their religion; only Muslims do.

And the Rutgers administration is too frightened to allow any insults to the religion of peace (LOL) to be expressed on campus because they know the consequences. On the one hand they call for freedom of expression when it's derogatory "artwork" on Christianity or other non-Islamic religions, but call it "hate speech" when it's derogatory against Islam.

Jihad Watch founder Robert Spencer satirically writes: "A cartoon of Muhammad warning the artist not to draw him; that's an outrage. Don't you respect Muslims as human beings, you right-wing bigot." He goes on to say that "this is the kind of "respect" being irrationally violent will win you."

But it's clear that Rutgers officials knew that they had nothing to fear with Christians, so it's okay to mock Jesus--knock yourself out.

To a religious Christian seeing this crappy creation inside the campus library, it must be sickening. 

The Rutgers puss-tards finally removed the exhibit from the library, not because it was offensive and sacrilegious, but because it violated library policy. People had complained about it and I wonder if they would have removed it had they not received complaints, even though it "violated library policy" in any case.

I hope conservatives, religious and otherwise, refuse to send their kids to Rutgers, or at least teach them to speak out against hypocrisy like this.


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Trump would possibly nuke ISIS into "ISNTISNT"

Frontrunner and self-proclaimed deal maven and presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump told NBC's "Today" on a telephone interview that if it came down to using a nuclear weapon on ISIS, he wouldn't rule it out.

He also wouldn't rule out kidnapping imams from US mosques and putting a towel over their face while pouring water and asking questions as they lay on their back.

Trump said that when it came to nuking ISIS that he'd be the last person to do so. Yes, I suppose anyone who would nuke ISIS or any other group, would be the last person to do so--nukes tend to finish the job for you.

"It's a horror to use nuclear weapons," Mr. Obvious said. "The power of weaponry today is the single greatest problem that our world has. It's not global warming, like our president said. It's the power of weapons, in particular, nuclear."

Then he went on, "I will be the last to use it. I will not be a happy trigger like some people might be." [I believe he meant "trigger happy" but with Trump's use of the language, you can never tell.]

The radio interview came after Trump gave a speech on foreign policy; a speech where he had help writing it, and used a TelePrompter to deliver it. Some liked the speech while others said it contradicted itself on policy and never got very specific.

But don't worry; like Obama making the oceans rise, Donald Trump will defeat Hillary, destroy ISIS 'fast', build a wall that Mexico will pay for, create millions of jobs and bring back jobs from overseas, pay off the $19 trillion debt within his 8 years in office, rebuild the military, create something better than Obamacare, make foreign nations that we protect pay for our protection, deport 12  million illegal aliens, and make America great again.

Or not.


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North Korea's Kim blows off steam by blowing stuff up

The chubby ruler of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, gets all frustrated and upset whenever the US makes demands, said his dad's former sushi chef, Kenji Fujimoto, who wisely relocated to Japan. It appears that Kim has his skivvies all bunched up from our sanctions, so now he's getting ready for the next launch of a missile that goes "BOOM!". 

Fujimoto, after a recent trip to beautiful Pyongyang, said that Kim admitted to his ornate need to fire missiles whenever he gets upset with us.

"I have no intention of waging war," Kim said, according to the chef. "It's that whenever a diplomat tries to approach the U.S., they come up with unreasonable demands. They aggravate me, so I launch missiles."

That and basketball with Dennis Rodman are Kim's ways of blowing off steam.

Fujimoto, now working as an advisor on North Korea-Japan relations, suggested that Kim was pissed off by our sanctions and military threats from South Korea. 

"[Secretary Kim] said that he thought it would be a good idea if I played a bridging role between Pyongyang and the Japanese government," Fujimoto said.

In another way for Kim to blow off steam, the North evidently built a half-size mock-up of South Korea's presidential palace at a firing range. Rumor has it that Kim will set up a "blow-up" replica of the president of the South just so he can blow her up.

He may be the leader of a country, but he's truly an idiot.

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Abdsalam "as dumb as an empty ashtray"

Is it a lawyer's ploy to minimize the role Salah Abdeslam played in the Paris attack? 

Abdeslam's  lawyer, Sven Mary (a guy who probably got into lots of fights as a school kid) describes the Islamic jihadist as a "little jerk" who's "falling apart," and saying that he's ready to cooperate with legal authorities. 

The failed suicide bomber has been officially transferred from Belgium to France Wednesday but officials are not saying at which prison he is being held, for his own safety. It's possible that other mujahideen would kill him due to his reluctance to get it on with his 72 virgins.

Mary, who prefers to be referred to by his first name, said of Abdeslam that "He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray," and added that he is "more a follower than a leader."

Is Mary being honest, or is he being brilliant by minimizing the terrorist's ability to be a leader among scumcrumpets? I suspect the former because he is no longer representing Abdeslam since the transfer.

Frank Berton, the terrorist's French lawyer, told iTele TV Abdeslam "has things to say, that he wants to explain his route to radicalization," along with his role in the Paris attacks. But, he added that his client didn't take responsibility for the others. "That means be judged for facts and acts that he committed but not for what he did not commit simply because he is the only survivor of the attacks."

As a jihadist, it pays to be a coward.

Prosecutors say that Abdeslam led the coordinating logistics for the November 13th attacks that killed 130 people for which ISIS claimed responsibility. But if Abdeslam is as intelligent as John Kerry, as his lawyer claims, then it is likely someone else was the leader, clearing Abdeslam of that charge.

Brahim Abdeslam, the brother of Salah, blew himself up in the attack, but fortunately, the explosive vest didn't detonate properly and only killed him at a Paris restaurant. It is rumored the vest was made in China and sold at a discount.

Abdeslam's exact role in the Paris attacks is still a mystery, but the fact that he returned to his old neighborhood is testimony to the empty ashtray theory.

He is charged with attempted murder in the Ides of March shootout with Brussels police.

His lawyer said that Abdeslam deserves to be defended. I agree, and then he deserves to receive what he tried to give.




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Muslim Philippinos behead Canadian hostage

A Philippino Islamic terror group, Abu Sayyaf, pledged their allegiance to ISIS in 2014. They recently kidnapped a Canadian tourist and a bunch of other people, demanding ransom of $6.5 million for John Ridsdel, 68, a a retired mining executive. But the ransom was not paid.

Ridsdel's body was found April 25th stuffed in a plastic bag on Samal Island in the southern Philippines 5 hours after the deadline passed. 

He had been beheaded.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau did exactly what President Obama would have done under the same circumstances: he condemned the killing with no uncertain terms. This verbal retaliation has likely shaken up the terror group and will be giving them bad dreams for days to come.

"Canada condemns without reservation the brutality of the hostage takers [read: Muslim terrorists] and this unnecessary death. This was an act of cold-blooded murder [as if we didn't know that] and responsibility rests squarely with the [Islamic] terrorist group who took him hostage," Trudeau said.

Abu Sayyaf was formed in the 1990s and is a designated terrorist organization in the U.S., Canada and several other Western countries. The group is an offshoot of a separatist movement by Moro Muslims in the southern Philippines. 

They follow the precepts of the Koran to the letter, which is why they've aligned themselves to ISIS.

There is a video released by the scumbags showing Ridsdel pleading for his life. He asked that Canada pay the ransom or he and others would be killed.

"To my family and, this is so much bigger, to the Canadian prime minister," Ridsdel said, 'Canadian people and the world, please do what is needed to meet their demands within one month or they will kill me and they will execute us." 

But Trudeau made it clear that Canada does not pay ransom money [unless it happens that the hostage is a Trudeau family member] and the terrorist group killed him, unlike the Italian priest, Rolando del Torchio, who was held hostage for six months. 

The ransom was paid, about $630,000 and he was released.

It's easy to say that a government should not pay ransom to save the life of another human being, but if that person is someone you know, there is no doubt your opinion will be different. 

It's time to end political correctness and stop avoiding the truth. Radical Islam is at war with the West. The West better recognize this at its own peril. 

Islam is not, and never was, a religion of peace--it's a religion of conquest. It has been fighting the infidels for 1400 years. It's time to do something about it before it's too late.




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North Korea locked and loaded

"I got this, yo"

Pyongyang is possibly preparing for yet another nuclear test and vows to do it "over and over again until we get it right." This would be their fifth test and this one is supposedly capable of striking some of our military posts in Asia. The missile, like Obama's ISIS strategy, is on standby.

A South Korean official in Seoul told Yonhap, their news agency, that their military had evidence indicating the North would most likely launch a midrange Musudan missile, with a range of 2,180 miles.

The U.S. and South Korea are conducting their annual springtime drills which end this week. Pyongyang claim these drills  are an invasion rehearsal.

One Musudan missiles was launched earlier this month but apparently ended in failure. Failure doesn't sit well with Kim Jong Un, and it is possible he had the entire launch crew go in search of a lost contact lens in a mine field, or some other "fun" event.

The current test would be the first since January, where the North claimed it had detonated a hydrogen bomb, but it was more likely something a lot smaller based on its signature. 

However, the blast was large enough to be of concern and President Obama is preparing to combat North Korea with some very harsh language.

Secretary of State John Kerry is busy at the moment hiding his wife's fortune in an off shore tax haven account. He will be speaking on this turn of events in the near future and his words will also be harsh.


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ISIS low on dough means low on recruitment

It isn't just about cutting off heads or burning people to death in cages. It isn't just about praying five times a day and having the religious authority to beat the crap out of your wife and sex slave. 

No, it's also about the money.

ISIS recruitment is down the toilet. The rate of foreign jihadists joining ISIS in Iraq and Syria has dropped from almost 2,000 a month to only 200 according to a senior military officer from Baghdad who told Fox News. 

USAF Maj. Gen. Peter Gersten, the U.S.-led coalition deputy commander for operations and intelligence said that recent airstrikes has destroyed ISIS cash storage and fortunately did not kill any people on purpose. This is in line with President Obama's policy of "Don't Aim, Don't Kill" when it comes to fighting the militant group.

Ironically, the smell of money burning is not as pleasant as the smell of money not burning.

Gersten said that these attacks on the cash storage has "fractured" ISIS causing potential fighters from have second thoughts about whether they should throw in with the group. Many have returned to their villages and gone back to sheep dipping and goat cheesing just to make a buck or another goat or sheep.

"In every single way their morale is being broken, in every single way their capability to wage war is broken, and in every single way we will take this fight and eradicate this cancer," Gersten said, adding that the desertion rates among ISIS fighters and their livestock has risen.

In other words, we are kicking the crap out of them the old fashion way: in their wallets.

House lawmakers are considering a bill aimed at deteriorating recruitment efforts by ISIS. A bill by Rep. Chuck Fleischmann (R-Tenn.) would urge the DHS to use testimonials (like the Tin Woodsman received in the "Wizard of Ox") from former or estranged jihadis to badmouth the ISIS message and discourage recruitment.

It has been estimated by Maj. Gen. Gersten that the airstrikes destroyed between $300 - $800 million in "tens" of strikes.

Donald Trump said in regard to the cash destruction that "It's just chump change. When I am president, I will destroy lots more money than that, I can tell you. I will destroy much, much more money than that. You're gonna love the amount of money I will destroy. We're going to bomb the s*** out of ISIS and take their land back for ourselves."

The Pentagon claims that a strike killed the ISIS finance minister last month and $150 million was burned along with him in his home.




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"Michelle: "Shut up and eat what I tell you to eat"

In a perfect world, Michelle Obama and her husband would be living in a small town somewhere in Iran or Indonesia. Anywhere but here, in the land of the free.

The First [so-called ]Lady is now going beyond the law and has become America's Dietician in Charge. She has made the official decree of what kids in schools and daycare centers may or may not be allowed to eat. In other words, she has become America's Momma, and overruling the actual mommas of our children. 

Hypocrisy on a bun

Michelle Obama is America's food Nazi and judging by her generous frame, one can surmise that her knowledge of what children should be allowed to eat, does not apply to her. Even if it did, she has no legal authority to tell schools and daycares that receive federal assistance what they can serve and what is restricted. 

But if they don't abide by her demand, they lose their funding, and that's political blackmail.

Mrs. Obama has an inordinate interest in food, it seems, and she has made her focus on that and vacations while her husband rules the country. 

Mrs. Obama is imposing a regulation whereby daycare centers can serve juice only once a day, ban fried food, and discourage the use of honey in yogurt. Cereals such as Lucky Charms, Trix, Cap'n Crunch and Frosted Flakes will be banned and if found in the cupboards of a cafeteria the administrative staff of the school or daycare will receive 10 years in prison and share the same cells as transferred Gitmo "detainees."

All meats will be substituted with tofu. Any child found with a meaty stool will be expelled and their parents will be deported to Mexico on an illegal alien exchange program.

There will be unannounced "spot inspections" of the children's stools for any indication of these cereals or honey and parents of those "caught with the goods" will be forced to undergo junk food deprogramming initiative or face 5 years in prison.

But seriously, do we need more rules, more laws, more regulations that erode our freedoms? Do we need a nanny state forcing parents to allow the government to raise their kids? Do we really need the Democratic party?


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Nobel Oxymoron Peace Prize

Who best to represent the Palestinian Authority for the "coveted" Nobel Peace (LOL) Prize than a convicted anti-Semitic Jew-murderer who is now serving not one, not two, but FIVE life sentences? It's an elegant oxymoron, but it isn't funny like, say, "jumbo shrimp" or "military intelligence."

Palestinian leaders offered Marwan Barghouti as their choice for the Nobel. He is the founder of al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades and is known as "the Palestinian Mandela." Let's not forget that Mandela was considered a great man because he was willing to use violence for his cause, not in spite of it.

Barghouti was convicted in 2004 of five counts of murder. He was behind the Tel Aviv seafood market attack in which three civilians were killed. This scumcrumpet, while serving time in prison actually toyed with the idea of running for president--and he has all the immoral qualifications, but he would have a hard job of delegating his duties from behind bars.

The Nobel Peace Prize is the perfect gift to go on Barghouti's wish list. After all, if  Barack Obama (who obviously is pro-Palestine over Israel as indicated by his desire to have Israel return to the 1967 suicidal borders), Jimmy Carter (who is totally anti-Zionist), Yassar Arafat (PLO leader who killed Jews at the Munich Olympic Games), Malala Yousafzal (who gave her prize money to the Palestinian Authority), then why not Barghouti? 

Hell, even Al Gore scored the prize.

The West Bank's Fatah equates Barghouti's arrest as an "abduction," and suggest the terrorist should be allowed to go free and do his will with diplomatic immunity. 

Perhaps they should even allow him to have his own parking space by the Knesset. 

"[Barghouti's] candidacy is essentially a call to recognize the legitimacy of the prisoners' struggle . . . and also a response to the claims and Israeli terms that do not recognize the legitimacy of their struggle, and treat them as terrorists and criminals," said Issa Karake, head of the PLO's Commission of Prisoner Affairs.

Itamar Marcus, of Palestinian Media Watch countered, "The Palestinian Authority has claimed for years that they have a right under international law, confirmed by a UN resolution, to kill Israeli civilians in all places and at all times. Accordingly, those Palestinians who have killed Israelis are said to have done something positive and heroic. Palestinian murderers of Israeli civilians are presented as heroes and role models." 

Yes, even children's cartoon on Palestinian TV depict cute little animated characters as hating the evil Jews,  depicting them as demons who drink the blood of Palestinian children to make their holiday matzoh. 

The victims of Barghouti's hatred for the Jewish people were simply guilty of being Jewish or thought to be Jewish. That is the real reason Muslims kill Jews. 

I've said it many times before that anti-Semitism is virulent in the Koran. You really should read it and decide for yourself.

But giving Barghouti a Nobel Peace Prize, or even considering the possibility, should tell you a lot about the prize itself and how it has lost all meaning for what it was originally intended.


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Fired Mizzou ass't prof claims she was fired for having a uterus and white skin

"I deserve to be Homecoming Queen!"

Melissa Click (rhymes with sick) the crazy ginger who cursed at a cop, called for "muscle" to remove a reporter who was covering the campus demonstration she was co-leading, and who was fired from her teaching position, is now saying she was canned because she's white and a woman.

"This is all about racial politics," the crazy former communications (LOL) assistant professor claimed in an article in the Chronicle of Higher Education, adding "I'm a white lady. I'm an easy target."

So she wasn't fired because she denied a student reporter his First Amendment rights, or for calling for his physical removal from the campus where he too attended school, but because she lacks the right amount of melanin and has a uterus.

The firing took place in February and made Click a YouTube star. She appealed the school's decision but it was denied in March.

The confrontation with the student journalist in November was caught on his camera. Click told The Chronicle, "I'm not a superhero. I wasn't in charge. When it got out of control, I was the one held accountable."

Shades of perpetual victim Hillary Clinton.

But the incident with police occurred in October, at a protest at the school's homecoming parade and captured on the cop's body camera. 

Needless to say, Click was not made "Homecoming Queen."

During the protest, Click got between a protester and a cop. "Am I going to be one of those people who stands and watches another brutal moment against black people, or am I going to step in and make sure they're  safe?"

The cop remained mute.

"Black people love me," she told a reporter. Liberals often have an inordinate need to feel that they are special to people of color. This may have to do with guilt associated with the history of the Democratic party's violence against them. They have even claimed the Republican Harriet Tubman as one of their own for the party. 

Click claims the media treated her unfairly (like they do to poor Hillary). She said that if she were to write a headline for her story it would have been "Favorite Professor Fights to Support Black Students on Campus in Dangerous Situation."

Ironically, no black students on campus were hurt or disrespected. Only the young Asian student reporter became the target of the white woman assistant professor. 

She even lied about her position.


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Can Trump act "presidential'?

Donald Trump claims that he's going to take off his un-presidential clown suit and put on his big boy presidential pants. So I suspect everything we've thus far seen of the Donald is just his act, his schtick, so to speak. He says that he's going to be sooooooo presidential that we'll be bored to death, "folks."

It sounds like once he's done entertaining us, he plans to bore us to death.  But I suspect he's kidding--he can't possibly change from who he is, and he even remarked that he likely won't be changing any time soon.

Grumpy Trump unleashed a fusillade of personal attacks against Ted Cruz and John Kasich responding to "the shows" that say they are "colluding" against him by joining forces to keep him from winning the GOP nomination.

Grumpy Trump went after Kasich's eating habits calling them "disgusting." He didn't just say it once, he went into detail about how all that Kasich seems to do is eat.

I flipped on the boob tube today and watched a bit of Trump's speech in Rhode Island. I honestly thought it was a video from several weeks ago because he was almost verbatim with what he had said about the GOP nominating process. But the speech was live, and Grumpy Trump was already "sooooooo boring." 

In addition to insulting Kasich's eating style, he is also back to insulting Cruz with referring to him as "Lyin' Ted." 

For a guy who wrote "The Art of the Deal," you would think he'd be aware of how to deal with the delegates he needs to get him over the hump, but it looks like Ted Cruz has him beat in that area, and all Trump does is complain and make juvenile tweets.

In Rhode island he called Cruz "a basket case" under pressure, and also made fun of both his rivals by saying they respond to questions by "stuttering and stammering."

In his attack on Kasich, Trump labeled him as "1 fo 41" and made fun of his eating style . "He has the news conference all the time when he's eating. I have never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion. I'm always telling my young son, Barron, always with my kids, all of them, I'd say 'children, small, little bites.' This guy takes a pancake and he's shoving it in his mouth; it's disgusting."

"Do you want that for your president? I don't think so," Trump said.

Kasich's campaign tweeted a response to that attack with an unflattering photo of Trump eating a steak. It was disgusting folks.

But never shy with tweeting hyperbole, Grumpy Trump said of Cruz and Kasich that they are "mathematically dead and totally desperate." He was referring to their working together to stop him getting the 1237 delegates he needs to clinch the nomination.

Trump has 'collusion' confused with 'politics.'


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Obama throws another loose-wristed slap at ISIS

Lame duck president Barack Obama announced he has approved the deployment of an additional 250 varsity players to Syria to help in the fight against the ISIS "JV team."

He spoke in Hannover, Germany, standing alongside Germany's "Refugee Queen," Angela Merkel, as he ended a week-long trip that started in Saudi Arabia, where nobody of any great consequence bothered to meet him at his arrival. He next went to Great Britain, where he met his greatest fan (after the Muslim Brotherhood) David Cameron. 

The trip focused on ISIS where Obama bragged about the recent butt-kickings against the rag-tag jihadists, and claimed the added troops would help "to keep up this momentum." 

The added 250 troops will bring the total to about 300, which apparently will be able to overwhelm the 30,000 to 80,000 JV fighters . . . if they're using sticks and stones as weapons.

"They're not going to be leading the fight on the ground, but they will be essential in providing the training and assisting local forces," our so-called commander in chief said.

Last week Secretary of Defense Ash Carter announced that over 200 troops would soon be heading to Iraq to assist local fighters battle ISIS who control several areas there.

This strategy is typical of Obama's backseat driving, or "leading from behind." It's an oxymoron.

Senior officials have been bragging about how well we're doing in Syria, but they forgot to tell that to ISIS, as the terror group continues to gain loyal scumcrumpets.

Obama urged the U.S.-led coalition to step up their game and he will step up his golf game.

"Europe and NATO can still do more," Obama opined. "We need to do everything in our power to stop them."

Sounds like his tune has changed, but his weak strategy definitely hasn't

The next thing may be the call for jihadist jobs by the State Department.

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GOPer sounding like Biden re: Indian accent

Bangor, Maine -- Governor Paul LePage said that foreign workers are being used in restaurants, and it's hard to understand them. He said this after he criticized a referendum proposal to raise the state's minimum wage to $12.

LePage said it's hard to understand workers "from Bulgaria" and added that workers from India are "the worst ones."

Then vot?

Well take it from me, a guy who's married to an Indian, you can understand them if you listen to their words. India is the largest foreign English-speaking country in the world, and they also happen to be among the hardest working people I know.

I wish LePage was a Democrat instead of a Republican because I like to think the left is more prejudice than conservatives. 

LePage gave the disclaimer people tend to give when making xenophobic or racist remarks.  He said that Indians are "lovely people but you've got to have an interpreter." 

When my wife was working as a crisis counselor for kids, a young woman who worked with her asked, "Do the kids understand you when you speak to them?" This sounds remarkably like something from the LePage playbook. 

Let me be clear--my wife is understood completely by everyone she talks to and has never had a problem being understood. She learned English in India as a young girl in an English medium school. He vocabulary and enunciation is better than people born in the USA, certainly better than Bernie Sanders. To question her like that young lady did was rude and obnoxious.

The good news--the woman was eventually fired for another stupid statement she made with prejudicial undertones.


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Sanders and the fate of the Paw People

"Paw people don't vote," Bernie Sanders complains, and he doesn't mean animals with paws. He's talking people in poverty. He's using that as an excuse to explain why he, a socialist, is losing to the felon, Hillary Clinton.

Bernie was asked on "Meet the Press" Sunday why he consistently loses to the most distrusted, unlikeable, loud-mouthed candidate of all time. 

He said that he wouldn't be trailing the incompetent Clinton by 275 delegates if the delegates themselves were socialists and math challenged, and if "maw paw people would come out and vote" [for him]. 

"I mean, that's just a fact," the socialist said. "That's a sad reality of American society; and that's what we have to transform."

"We have one--as you know--one of the lowest voter turnouts of any major country on Earth. We have done a good job bringing young people in. I think we have done--had some success with lower income people. But in America today--the last election in 2014, 80 percent of poor people did not vote."

And Bernie knows about poor people. Back as a young man living for a while on a commune in Vermont, he lost his job and then his first wife to divorce. Unemployed, a failed carpenter, and overall, a failed hippie, Bernie knew what it meant to be paw.

Eventually, he turned to writing pornography. He (you should forgive the expression) sucked at that too.

If we only give him a chance at the presidency, I am completely confident his record will not be tarnished.


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The twuble with Twitter

Waterbury, CT -- The word is that Trump supporters are a bunch of racist crazies who would still vote for the guy if he shot someone on Broadway in Manhattan. 

That may or may not be true, but a 20-year-old Connecticut male is being charged with tweeting a bomb threat during a Trump rally Saturday. Good ole Twitter is the new phone threat of the century.

Connecticut State Police report that the U.S. Secret Service contacted them Saturday about the Sean Morky tweet stating: "Is someone going to bomb the trump rally or am I going to have to?"

How quaint.

That tweet was followed with a warning to a friend to have his family leave the rally so they wouldn't get hurt where Trump was appearing in Bridgeport yesterday.

The tweets were twacked to a Waterbury home where they found the tweeter. The scrawny young male didn't pose a threat except, perhaps, to insects, but was taken into custody and released on $25,000 bond. 

Morky immediately went home to his "safe space," changed his underwear, then played Clash of Clans for seven hours, refusing to comment to the media.



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