Monday, July 27, 2026

Cracker Barrel Finds CEO Who Promises To Leave The Rocking Chairs Alone



Cracker Barrel announced Monday that CEO Julie Masino will step down on Aug. 10, ending a tenure best remembered for proving that when Americans stop at Cracker Barrel, they are not secretly hoping it turns into an upscale airport lounge.

Masino will remain with the company in an advisory role until Oct. 9, presumably to point out which antiques are actually nailed to the walls before quietly heading toward the gift shop exit.

The restaurant chain said David Deno will take over as CEO after what executives described as an exhaustive search for someone who understands the revolutionary business concept of letting Cracker Barrel be Cracker Barrel.

"Following a robust and thoughtful search process, we are pleased to welcome David as Cracker Barrel's next CEO," independent Chairman Carl Berquist said. "He brings decades of experience across the restaurant and retail industries, with a strong track record of leading businesses through growth and a demonstrated commitment to operational excellence, guest experience, and team member engagement."

"We are confident David is the right leader to continue building on the Cracker Barrel legacy, drive further positive momentum operationally and financially, and create sustainable value for our shareholders," Berquist continued.

Translation: please do not remove any more rocking chairs. 

Berquist also thanked Masino for "her leadership and commitment to Cracker Barrel," adding that the company appreciates "her partnership to ensure a smooth leadership transition as we remain focused on the work underway to continue to serve our guests, support our employees, and execute our strategic priorities."

Incoming CEO David Deno praised Cracker Barrel as "a truly iconic American brand, defined by its unique combination of warm country hospitality, timeless appeal, and deep connection with guests across generations."

He added that he looks forward to "unlocking the full potential of this remarkable brand," with a focus on "delivering delicious food and exceptional experiences for our guests, while driving profitable growth."

Industry insiders say this ambitious strategy may also involve keeping biscuits on the menu and resisting the urge to replace the country store with a minimalist espresso bar selling artisanal kale.

Masino's departure follows last year's infamous rebranding effort that somehow concluded the biggest problem facing Cracker Barrel was looking too much like Cracker Barrel. The makeover removed the familiar "old timer" from the logo, rearranged the interiors, and polished away enough rustic charm to make longtime customers wonder if they had accidentally wandered into a furniture showroom.

The overhaul was part of a $700 million modernization effort across more than 660 restaurants. Apparently someone believed customers came for an updated aesthetic instead of chicken fried steak, hash brown casserole, and the comforting certainty that every wall would contain at least three mysterious farm tools.



After a wave of customer backlash, the company quickly reversed course. Masino admitted the makeover had missed the mark, proving once again that Americans are surprisingly protective of restaurants where the décor looks like Grandpa's attic and the peg game quietly humiliates people while they wait for meatloaf.

Financial results failed to brighten the mood. The company reported weaker than expected earnings in December, with Masino acknowledging there were "unique and ongoing headwinds." Those headwinds appeared to consist largely of customers asking, "Why did you change the place we already liked?"

Sales continued to slide into the new year, although March results still managed to beat Wall Street expectations. Investors were relieved to learn there remains one timeless business model that never goes out of style: serve comfort food, leave the rocking chairs where they are, and never underestimate the fury of Americans who discover someone has tried to modernize nostalgia.


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Brandon Newsom out of a job with Navy after bashing Trump



Brandon Newsom, the former head (or director) of business operations in the Office of the Secretary of the Navy at the Pentagon, is no longer employed by the Department of the Navy. He didn't so much as quit as he needed to leave under the circumstances, following the release of undercover hidden-camera footage in which he criticized President Donald Trump and discussed plans to reverse administration policies.


The footage was recorded by conservative activist James O’Keefe and published online on July 22, 2026. 

In the video, Newsom (who described overseeing corporate operations such as HR, IT, and security) referred to Trump as a “textbook narcissist.” He called the ongoing war with Iran “completely stupid” and “driven by one man’s ego,” as if his plan didn't involve his own high-level ego. 

He said he hoped to “stay and stick it out” at the Pentagon “so that way, when the time comes, I can undo whatever’s been done” by the Trump administration. Kind of egotistical if you ask me. 

Specific policies he mentioned included religious/prayer services at the Pentagon (objecting to “one specific” service) and changes to employee “schedule policy” that he said stripped protections.



Acting Secretary of the Navy Hung Cao placed Newsom on administrative leave “effective immediately” after the video emerged, stating that the Department of the Navy “takes the conduct shown in this video extremely seriously” and that such statements and apparent intent to undermine policies set by elected leaders were “inappropriate and incompatible with the standards expected of Department personnel.” 

On or around July 26, 2026, Cao confirmed: “The individual is no longer employed by the Department of the Navy.” It is unclear from reports whether Newsom resigned or was terminated; the Pentagon referred questions to the Navy.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.  

News outlets have noted the context of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s efforts under the Trump administration to reverse what it describes as “woke” policies (including DEI programs) in the military, along with other personnel and cultural changes at the Pentagon. 

Some reports indicate O’Keefe presented the encounter as occurring during a “gay date,” with O’Keefe in disguise. Newsweek and other outlets have stated they have not independently verified the recording.

This is the dominant recent news involving the name Brandon Newsom as of late July 2026. (Note: A different individual, a former Holmes County, Florida, commissioner also named Brandon Newsom/Brandon Brown Newsom, faced felony charges related to bail bond activities in 2025, was suspended by Gov. Ron DeSantis, and has been linked to local political activity, but that is separate and older.)

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Fauci's Pandemic Memoirs Read Like a Hollywood Audition With a Side of Public Health



While Americans were wiping down groceries, homeschooling kids, closing businesses, canceling funerals, and wondering whether standing six feet apart from grandma was enough to survive the apocalypse, Dr. Anthony Fauci apparently had another pressing concern.

His fan mail.

Newly released private diary entries, published ahead of Fauci's Senate testimony after being subpoenaed by Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY), paint the portrait of a man who seemed just as fascinated by his exploding celebrity status as by the virus consuming the world.


Instead of reading like the journal of a wartime physician carrying the weight of a global pandemic, the entries tend to resemble the diary of an aspiring influencer who suddenly found himself trending.

"Press still hot and heavy about me," Fauci wrote on April 7, 2020. "Multiple stories per day directly or indirectly involving me."

What a dork.

At the time, thousands of Americans had already died, hospitals were scrambling for supplies, and families were saying goodbye to loved ones over FaceTime. Fauci, meanwhile, appeared to be tracking media mentions like they were stock prices. [Dud I mention he's a dork?]

By May, the self appreciation had only intensified.

"Big front page article abut me appeared in the Washington Post. Very flattering. The situation with my national and international fame is explosive and really unimaginable. It is not hyperbole to say that today I am the most famous and talked about person in the country and one of the most recognizable person in the world," Fauci wrote as he looked in his full-body mirror.

Not content to stop there, he added, "Countless profiles on me in multiple media. I cannot even read all the things that are written about me since I am so busy … seriously. POTUS seems to be enamored of me even though I am taking the spotlight away from him. We are developing a very unique and interesting relationship."

Look at me--I'm Mister Cool

So, while the globe is suffering from a raging pandemic, our humble servant is depicting himself as one of the most recognizable people on Earth.

The diaries also suggest Fauci viewed television appearances less as an opportunity to inform the public than as oxygen.

After complaining that White House officials were limiting his media access, he proudly recorded a conversation with then Vice President Mike Pence.

"I told him that I am being blocked from TV and I needed to get on TV to give the 'risk reduction' message and that I would avoid being pitted against him or the POTUS merely by not playing that game," Fauci wrote. "He did promise that he would get me out there on TV since he really liked my message. First time anyone ever spoke that way to VP. He truly likes me a lot (and vice versa)."

Dork.

Apparently, flattening the curve was important. Keeping Fauci off cable news was the real emergency. The people needed him; the world needs him.

At another point, Fauci admitted privately that the administration's contact tracing strategy was a "f*cking disaster and an abject failure."

Then, almost seamlessly, he noted he had been invited to appear on "Dancing With The Stars."

It's obvious that when the nation's pandemic response is collapsing, your next thought is ballroom choreography.

The celebrity obsession did not end with television.

The diaries feature a cast list worthy of the Oscars. Julia Roberts hosted him on Instagram Live, sent him flowers, and presented him with an award. Vogue editor Anna Wintour, comedian Trevor Noah, NBA star Steph Curry, actors Sean Penn and Matt Damon, rapper Lil Wayne, billionaire Larry Ellison, and numerous media personalities all wandered through Fauci's journal.

CNN's Jake Tapper appears repeatedly through calls, dinners, and text messages. Dana Bash congratulated Fauci after his exchange with Rep. Jim Jordan, even telling him that Wolf Blitzer joked nobody would have blamed him if he had told Jordan to "go f--k yourself."

When journalist Peter Nicholas suggested Fauci had been "humiliated" over a canceled CNN appearance, Fauci's diary recorded his response in two concise words.

"F--- you, Peter."

Apparently, social distancing did not apply to grudges [nor to certain state governors].

The journals also reveal Fauci becoming increasingly irritated with White House officials who threatened to reduce his television appearances. Mark Meadows allegedly argued with him over messaging, while Fauci praised communications director Alyssa Farah for helping restore his media bookings. He described Michael Caputo as "a con man who is completely full of sh-t."

His relationship with President Trump, however, began warmly. Fauci recalled Trump calling him "the smartest person in the world," telling him, "We are counting on you," and appearing "enamored" with him before the relationship later deteriorated after more information came forward.

Perhaps the most unintentionally revealing entries involve Fauci marveling that Secret Service agents no longer bothered checking his credentials because they recognized him. That made him a bit moist.

"Everyone is worried about my health and welfare, probably because it is all over the place that I am almost 80 years old," he wrote.


Some people measure success by lives saved; Fauci measured it by the number of his tv appearances and whether security waves them through the front gate by recognizing him.

The diaries conclude with yet another celebrity cameo. At the 2022 Kennedy Center Honors, Fauci hugged Hunter Biden, who joked the internet "would explode" if someone photographed them together because they were both "being attacked by the far right GOP."

One almost expects the next page to include an acceptance speech thanking his agent, his stylist, and everyone who made his rise from bureaucrat to pandemic superstar possible.

Rand Paul argues the journals reveal a public official more concerned with his personal brand than the crisis facing the country. After months of negotiations broke down, Paul subpoenaed Fauci to testify before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.

"He’s been slow-walking information to us for six months or more," Paul said. "We’ve been negotiating over the date for several months. He agreed, then he said he wouldn’t. So, I think it’s time that we bring him in."

The American people spent the pandemic wondering whether the science was settled.

The diary suggests at least one thing certainly was.

Anthony Fauci never missed an opportunity to check whether the spotlight was still shining on Anthony Fauci.

What a dork!

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Sunday, July 26, 2026

Cardboard Gay Supreme Leader Promises to Keep Running Iran, Possibly From Beyond the Grave



Apparently death and homosexuality is just another bureaucratic inconvenience in Tehran.

Iran's possibly late Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei reportedly reassured Hezbollah that his foreign policy remains fully operational despite the minor setback of probably no longer being alive. Speaking through what observers described as a life sized cardboard cutout propped against a government building, the apparently deceased ruler vowed that Iran would continue backing Hezbollah because apparently even the afterlife has a terrorism budget.

“In line with the policy set by the great martyred Leader of the Islamic Revolution, the Islamic Republic of Iran considers the defense of these oppressed yet powerful mujahideen [of Hezbollah] to be its strategic mandate,” Khamenei allegedly declared, according to posts shared on X, proving that social media now accepts updates from both influencers and apparitions.

The cardboard leader also insisted, “Today, as the nations of the world have grown weary of the tyranny and oppression of the U.S. government and the criminal Zionists, who are the destroyers of lives and generations, just because they refused to allow us to kill them, there remains no path forward except even more jihad and what we call resistance.”

Witnesses said aides periodically rotated the cardboard cutout toward different cameras to create the illusion of leadership while cabinet ministers nodded solemnly at every preprinted statement. Sources inside the regime reportedly confirmed the cutout has been remarkably consistent, never changing its position, never answering questions, and displaying exactly the same level of flexibility as the government itself. [Shades of Joe Biden.]


Khamenei's final proclamation from the great beyond insisted that Tehran has “designated the preservation of Lebanon’s territorial integrity and the absolute, unconditional termination of the Zionist regime’s aggression as the primary condition for any agreement to end the imposed war against the aggressive U.S.”

By aggression, whoever is pulling the gay Ayatollah's string means Jews who fight back after being massacred.

Analysts say the regime remains optimistic that a stationary cardboard silhouette can continue directing Middle East policy indefinitely, especially since critics argue it has shown about as much adaptability and originality as the leadership it replaced.

President Trump is hopeful that it will rain soon in Tehran, soak the cardboard leader, and collapse into a slimy heap.

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Hawaii Democrat Politicians Finally Busted For Treating COVID Cash Like Personal Piggy Bank

Sylvia Luke


UPDATE: Gov. Green Urges Lt. Gov. Sylvia Luke To Quit So State Can Pretend This Never Happened While Prosecutors Name Former Rep Ryan Yamane The Biggest Crook In The Bunch

A grand jury just handed down indictments against Democratic Hawaii Lt. Gov. Sylvia Luke, former state Rep. Ryan Yamane, local businessman Tobi Solidum and a supporting cast of Democrat characters, charging one of the state's highest ranking officials with the kind of corruption that makes regular taxpayers wonder why they bother voting at all.The charges read like a greatest hits album of political greed:

Sylvia Luke faces criminal conspiracy to commit bribery, bribery by a public servant and falsifying candidate committee reports.

Ryan Yamane faces criminal conspiracy to commit bribery and bribery.
Tobi Solidum faces conspiracy to commit bribery and three counts of bribery upon a public servant.

Ford Fuchigami faces criminal conspiracy to commit bribery, use of false statements or entries and obstruction of justice.

Leo Asunción faces falsifying candidate committee reports, use of false statements or entries and obstruction of justice.

These felony surprises arrived Friday afternoon courtesy of the Attorney General’s probe into an “influential” lawmaker who federal prosecutors claim pocketed $35,000 from a federal bribery suspect back in 2022, a mystery that has entertained Hawaii for over a year. The new charges mark yet another high note in a political scandal that already sent two of Luke’s old colleagues to prison.

The written indictment carefully avoids saying anyone actually handed over $35,000 in cash but strongly hints that Solidum, a businessman hungry as a wolf for government money to fund COVID testing, promised Luke $35,000 as the first half of a cool $70,000 total during a January 20, 2022 dinner at Morton’s Steakhouse. They also chatted about union support for her campaign. “By next week we’ll have 35, so it will be halfway to our 70,” Solidum told Luke, according to the indictment.

Ryan Yamane 

This represents a dramatic plot twist for Luke, who before becoming lieutenant governor spent more than two decades as a state representative including a decade as chair of the House Finance Committee. In that role she ruled the state budget with an iron fist and built a reputation for following every rule and making sure everyone else did too. Apparently the iron fist got a little rusty once the steaks arrived.

Yamane allegedly collected thousands from Solidum while working hard to lock down funds for those COVID testing contracts. In one text message Solidum told Yamane: “have 1500 and wanted to pick up another 1k here. Mel will leave cash in Manila for you. If we’re looking at the most culpable individual factually, we believe that is Ryan Yamane,” Deputy Attorney General David Van Acker announced in court.

Solidum also supposedly slipped money to Fuchigami including a $7,000 check on January 30, 2022 while Fuchigami worked for the Senate Ways and Means Committee. Two days later the pair plus Yamane sat down to talk emergency appropriations for the health department. Van Acker asked the court to set Luke’s bail at $100,000 given the seriousness of the claims even while admitting she was no flight risk. The judge cut it to $80,000.

Luke turned herself in Friday evening and posted bail like a true public servant. Democrat Gov. Josh Green had been pushing Attorney General Anne Lopez for weeks to finish the investigation yesterday. He also worked overtime to put distance between himself and Luke, even canceling a planned trip to Washington, D.C. in February so he would not have to leave the state under her watch.

On Friday afternoon he called for Luke, already on administrative leave, to resign. “The Lieutenant Governor needs to consider formally resigning to address this matter and so that the state of Hawaii can move forward,” he said.

Yamane had served as Green’s director of the Department of Human Services until he suddenly quit once the investigation started breathing down his neck. Solidum is a local businessman, lobbyist and longtime consultant to the National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii. In that position he helped steer tens of millions of dollars in COVID testing contracts during the pandemic including a mobile test site at the Honolulu airport. Court records show his consulting business collected more than $7 million for that work which overcharged the state for tests while an entity linked to his stepdaughter Kristen Pae received a $1 million dividend.

Prosecutors asked Judge Ronald Johnson for a no bail warrant for Solidum which was granted. They claim he left the country in 2025 and now lives in the Philippines after selling off real estate and moving large amounts of money offshore.

Asunción is a former chair of the Hawaii Public Utilities Commission who quit that job last year. He also served as Luke’s campaign treasurer. Fuchigami was appointed by Green in 2023 as deputy director of the Hawaii Department of Transportation airports division and currently serves as airports administrator. From 2019 into 2021 he held DOT positions that gave him power over COVID relief funds and contracts. Later he worked as budget chief for Sen. Donovan Dela Cruz on the Senate money committee.

Eye witnesses say Fuchigami and Solidum regularly attended secret fundraising parties that mixed state officials including airport staff with contractors eager for state business.

Businessman Milton Choy, his relatives and Solidum poured more than $34,000 into those events according to data gathered by the New York Times and Civil Beat. In 2015 Luke herself was among the politicians who walked away richer from similar gatherings. Friday’s charges grew from a document first made public by Civil Beat last year that detailed the alleged $35,000 deal. The document explained how Rep. Ty Cullen, Luke’s former vice chair on the House Finance Committee, cooperated with the FBI after his own bribery arrest and described a bribery suspect delivering $35,000 to an “influential” lawmaker for campaign help.

The state opened its investigation under heavy public pressure on Lopez after she first refused because the feds already had the case. She changed her mind in January. At a short press conference Friday Lopez praised her office’s Special Investigation and Prosecution Division created by the Legislature in 2022 to chase corruption, fraud, white collar crime and human trafficking. “From the outset of this investigation, I have repeated that we have a commitment to following the facts to where they lead, no matter how long it takes to get there,” Lopez said. The division “has been working tremendously hard over the last six months to get us here.” She took no questions. U.S. Attorney Ken Sorenson claimed last year the $35,000 arrived in a paper bag but the indictment never mentions any bag or that amount actually changing hands.

Asked about the difference Attorney General spokeswoman Toni Schwartz replied: “The indictment has the information we can release at this time.” The 30 page indictment covers February 2020 to April 2022. It details how Solidum wrote a check to Fuchigami to sway budget decisions in 2022 and handed cash and checks to Yamane in 2020. It states Luke agreed to take the $70,000 Solidum promised “with the intent to use the power of her elected position” to fund COVID testing by the National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii. Those sums from one source blow past Hawaii’s individual contribution limits.

Solidum may have planned to gather the money from other people in the classic bundling move that lets donors buy influence without breaking the letter of the law. In the same talk he mentioned a fundraiser, the usual stage for that kind of cash collection. In early 2022 Solidum was chasing more state money to keep the expensive community testing sites of the National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii running. He told Cullen a couple days earlier at the Elk’s Club in Waikīkī that “he was out ‘like $11,000,000,’” according to the indictment. Solidum wanted an emergency appropriation and invited Cullen to dinner with Luke at Morton’s.

Luke was “running for LG now,” Solidum said. “All I gotta do is give her more money.” On January 20, 2022 Cullen ate dinner with Luke, Solidum and Solidum’s stepdaughter Kristen Pae in a private room at Morton’s Steakhouse in Ala Moana Shopping Center while secretly recording for the FBI.

Pae handed Luke two $5,000 checks from her and Solidum written to the campaign. Luke took the money but waited years to report the $10,000 in contributions until Civil Beat asked about them. She has insisted she never accepted $35,000 from any single person. Earlier this year Luke claimed she tried to return the money after Cullen’s arrest because she felt “uncomfortable” keeping it. She has since confessed to multiple campaign finance mistakes and the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission found even more. At that January 20 meeting Solidum told Luke $70,000 was “what we committed so we gonna follow through that commitment,” according to the indictment. He also hinted at lining up labor union support for her.

Solidum then asked Luke to lean on the state Disease Outbreak and Control Division under the health department to free up more money for the mobile testing labs. The next day Luke had Rep. Linda Ichiyama, who chaired a House committee on the pandemic response, set up a meeting about emergency appropriations. At the January 25 meeting Luke talked about sending emergency money to the health department so it could pay for more COVID testing. Later that month on January 30 Solidum wrote the $7,000 check to Fuchigami who then worked for the Senate Ways and Means Committee. They met days later to discuss the emergency appropriation.

The bill that pushed funding for the COVID testing and that Luke and other lawmakers approved was introduced by Yamane. Yamane and Solidum had been texting for a couple years already.

In a February 18, 2020 exchange Solidum said he wanted to give Yamane money that included multiple checks and cash. They met later that day near a parking spot that looks like the basement of the State Capitol. The indictment lists many other times Solidum arranged payments to Yamane including an August 2021 event hosted by Yamane. In November that year Yamane shared information with Solidum about a rival COVID company. In February 2022 Yamane sought amendments to a bill that added funds for the testing sites. They also texted on February 8, 2022 about Cullen and English being charged by the feds. “Might not be good to be seen with me,” Yamane wrote.

Prosecutors further claim Fuchigami lied when he said he never received money from Solidum.

David Van Acker i

The indictments came after a day of grand jury testimony that started Friday morning as high profile witnesses walked in with their lawyers. Cullen, free from federal prison in 2024 after 11 months on bribery charges, showed up early with attorney Birney Bervar and said nothing on the way out. Other witnesses included Tony Baldomero from the Hawaii Campaign Spending Commission, Pae with heavyweight defense attorney Tommy Otake, and Cathy Ross of the Hawaii Department of Health with attorney Eric Seitz.

Ross is a former deputy health director whose division handled procurement and contracts. As of February she still worked for the state as a human resource specialist. The health department ultimately handed millions in COVID testing contracts to the National Kidney Foundation of Hawaii while the City and County of Honolulu did the same to keep the mobile labs going.

Solidum arranged those contracts. The kidney nonprofit then sold overpriced COVID tests to Hawaii residents for as much as $166 each when the national median was $62 for insured patients. Solidum has ignored every attempt by Civil Beat to reach him. Over the life of the Kidney Foundation testing program Solidum’s company GeoPolicy Development Group collected more than $7 million in consulting fees from the foundation’s for profit subcontractor Capture Diagnostics. An entity tied to Solidum also received a $1 million dividend for investing in Capture Diagnostics according to court records. Soon afterward trusts linked to his stepdaughter bought million dollar properties in Kakaʻako and Kāneʻohe. In the end Hawaii’s political class has once again reminded everyone that when public servants gather around a steak dinner the public usually ends up paying the bill. This is particularly true when the Democrats are dining on the steaks.

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FBI nabs 4th most wanted in merely 5 weeks



A fugitive on the FBI’s Most Wanted Fraudsters List has been returned to the Southern District of Florida to face federal charges for allegedly stealing more than $32 million in federal COVID 19 relief funds.

Elaine Escoe, 41, was charged by indictment in 2025 with conspiracy to commit wire fraud, conspiracy to commit money laundering, and multiple substantive counts of wire fraud and money laundering. After a federal arrest warrant was issued in May 2025, Escoe failed to appear for her court appearance and fled to Jamaica.

Jamaican authorities captured Escoe after receiving a tip. “This Most Wanted Fraudster allegedly obtained tens of millions in COVID-19 relief, stealing critical resources from legitimate businesses during a national crisis,” Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said. “She fled the country believing she could escape justice but ultimately could not. Those who exploit taxpayer-funded programs will be held accountable by this Department of Justice, no matter how long it takes or where they attempt to hide.”

She was returned to South Florida today through the coordinated efforts of the FBI, the U.S. Marshals Service, the U.S. Department of State’s Diplomatic Security Service Regional Security Office at the U.S. Embassy in Kingston, the Jamaican Constabulary Force (JCF), and the JCF Jamaica Fugitive Apprehension Team.

“Elaine Angene Escoe’s arrest and return to the United States demonstrates that no one is beyond the reach of American justice,” Assistant Attorney General Colin M. McDonald of the National Fraud Enforcement Division said. “This Most Wanted Fraudster faces charges stemming from a multimillion-dollar scheme to defraud taxpayer-funded COVID-19 relief programs. The Fraud Division will continue to vigorously prosecute those who steal from the American people.”

According to court records, Escoe and her co conspirators submitted or caused the submission of fraudulent applications seeking more than $32 million in Paycheck Protection Program (PPP), Restaurant Revitalization Fund (RRF), Shuttered Venue Operators Grant (SVOG), and Economic Injury Disaster Loan (EIDL) funds. The applications falsely represented the existence, payroll, revenue, and operations of purported businesses to qualify for and maximize federal relief funding. “The historic success of the ‘Most Wanted Fraudster’ list continues as the FBI and our partners just captured our fourth Most Wanted Fraudster in 5 weeks, and yet another high value target returned to the U.S. by this FBI,” FBI Director Kash Patel said.

“Elaine Angene Escoe, on the run since May of 2025, was captured in Jamaica while living under a fake identity of ‘Harley Newman,’ and returned to the United States today to face justice. She is charged for her alleged involvement in a conspiracy to commit wire fraud and money laundering, connected with a scheme to fraudulently obtain over $32 million in federal COVID-19 relief funds.

Escoe brings the number of high value targets returned by the FBI to over 30 just since June.To support the fraudulent applications, the conspirators created fake tax documents, fabricated bank records, and other false financial records that lenders and program administrators relied upon in approving loans and grants.


“Led by President Trump, Vice President Vance, and the White House Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, the FBI and our partners continue to see an unprecedented level of success taking down the worst of the worst alleged fraudsters,” Patel said. “In just weeks, we have captured four subjects on three different continents charged with a combined nearly $1.8 billion in fraud, collectively on the run for over 3,500 days, each hiding overseas, now returned and all in custody in 1.5 months. Under this administration, fraud is no longer tolerated, and those who steal from American taxpayers have nowhere to hide.”

Some applications were submitted on behalf of businesses controlled by the conspirators, while others were submitted for third parties in exchange for substantial kickbacks sometimes as much as 50 percent of the loan proceeds. The fraud proceeds were subsequently laundered among the conspirators.

“Elaine Escoe allegedly helped orchestrate a sprawling scheme that fraudulently obtained more than $32 million from programs created to keep American businesses and workers afloat during the pandemic,” U.S. Attorney Jason A. Reding Quiñones for the Southern District of Florida said. “After being charged, she failed to appear in court and fled to Jamaica. Defendants cannot escape accountability simply by leaving the country. Thanks to the determined work of our federal, state, and international partners, she is back in South Florida and will now face the charges against her. This coordinated effort demonstrates that we will pursue fugitives wherever they go and bring them back to face justice.”

Escoe is the last remaining defendant charged in the scheme. Following a December 2025 trial, Alfred Davis, Cher Davis, and Latoya Clark were convicted by a federal jury. James McGhow and Gino Jourdan previously pleaded guilty. Alfred Davis was sentenced to 235 months’ imprisonment, Cher Davis to 87 months, Clark to 70 months, Jourdan to 46 months, and McGhow to 42 months.FBI Miami’s West Palm Beach Resident Agency is investigating the case, with assistance from Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) Miami and the Palm Beach County State Attorney’s Office.

On June 4, the FBI announced the creation of the Most Wanted Fraudsters List. The list included Herb Kimble, a fugitive in a $1.2 billion telemedicine and durable medical equipment scheme, who, on June 8 just four days later was apprehended in the Philippines and was soon after charged as part of the 2026 National Health Care Fraud Takedown.

On June 8, Escoe was added to the Most Wanted Fraudsters List, and she was apprehended less than two months later.

On April 7, the Department of Justice announced the creation of the National Fraud Enforcement Division (“Fraud Division”). The Fraud Division is laser focused on investigating and prosecuting those who commit fraud against the American people. The Department’s work to combat fraud supports President Trump’s Task Force to Eliminate Fraud, a whole of government effort chaired by Vice President J.D. Vance to eliminate fraud, waste, and abuse within Federal benefit programs.


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Saturday, July 25, 2026

Illegal alien who murdered restaurant owner gets to spend serious time in the Iron Bar Hotel






An illegal alien will spend 20 years in prison after admitting to murdering a beloved Nashville restaurant owner in what open borders enthusiasts are calling a beautiful tapestry of cultural enrichment gone slightly awry.

Ulises Martinez, a 26 year old illegal alien from Mexico, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to second degree murder after he slammed his truck into 42 year old Matt Carney during an attempted robbery two years ago. The case drew national attention as President Donald Trump pointed to it as an example of a migrant crime wave during his 2024 presidential campaign, somehow managing to notice the pattern while the rest of the media was busy blaming climate change.

The incident took place on June 19, 2024, outside of Smokin Thighs, a popular Nashville chicken restaurant owned and operated by Carney that began as a food truck.

Carney was locking up his restaurant when he walked outside to find two men stealing tools from his truck. After Carney confronted them, the men, both illegal immigrants, rammed into him with their truck, throwing him onto the sidewalk, before taking off in a spontaneous celebration of diversity. Olivia Lehing, who witnessed the scene, said she was driving when she saw a truck send a body “into the air” and then drive “very fast” away from the scene.

Carney died from injuries sustained during the incident several weeks later. Martinez was on the run for several weeks before he was arrested on July 18, hiding out in a Nashville motel while no doubt planning his next contribution to the local economy.

Smokin Thighs closed down in October 2024 after almost ten years in business. “Places like this do not just exist everywhere and in every neighborhood,” former Smokin Thighs manager Landon Allen told The Tennessean. “When he was taken from us, it all died with him.”

In addition to the murder charge, Martinez pleaded guilty to evidence tampering and two counts of theft. Martinez, who required an interpreter throughout the proceedings, is expected to be deported after serving the 20 year sentence assuming the country still has borders by then.

Carney’s widow reportedly supported the plea deal in a display of the kind of grace rarely extended to law abiding Americans.

Martinez’s immigration status was first reported by conservative media outlet, The Daily Wire, with ICE saying that he unlawfully entered the country at an unknown date and location.

The other scumcrumpet in the vehicle with Martinez, was 31 year old Adrian Diaz-Aguirre. He had previous criminal convictions and has been deported four times, proving once again that the third time is not always the charm.

Just months before Carney’s murder, a Nashville judge let Martinez go free after he was accused of stealing a white van, a red truck, and tools from a white truck, proving that even judges with all that schooling, can be a dumb as a rock.

Nashville Judge Jim Todd dismissed all three charges during a preliminary hearing in March 2024, claiming police had failed to show probable cause in what progressive legal scholars are calling a courageous defense of the right to steal vehicles without interruption. Great move, judge.

Trump discussed the incident during an August campaign rally in Montana. “Look at what’s happening to our cities. Our cities are being overrun,” Trump said. “On July 4th, a 42-year-old Nashville man died after he tried to stop an illegal alien from stealing tools out of his truck. The illegal alien did a number on this man that nobody could even believe. The police officers said [it was] one of the most vicious crimes they’ve ever seen.”

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Friday, July 24, 2026

Bombshell Memo Shows Biden Planned To Leave Trump With Even More Massive Immigration Crisis



In a shocking development that will stun only those who still believe the previous administration ever cared about borders or the word temporary, Sen. Eric Schmitt obtained a document showing the Biden White House planned protections for Guatemalans, Ecuadorians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans in a final desperate bid to hand President Trump an even bigger immigration clusterfrack.

The Supreme Court delivered a significant victory to President Trump's immigration policies ruling 6 to 3 that the administration can terminate Temporary Protected Status for Haitian and Syrian migrants. Fox News Legal Editor Kerri Urbahn highlights the majority opinion.

A newly uncovered Biden White House memo from the administration's final days revealed plans that could have expanded Temporary Protected Status to more than 3 million illegal aliens while acknowledging that previous court challenges had blocked many of President Donald Trump's efforts to end the protections.

TPS is meant for foreign populations experiencing crises like political unrest or natural disasters and while Trump has tried to end the temporary provisions for Haitians, Nepalese, Salvadorans, and Sudanese people lawsuits from pro migrant advocates have halted most attempts.

"My investigation uncovered that the Lame Duck Biden White House tried to keep millions of illegal aliens in our country by abusing the 'Temporary' Protected Status program," Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) who acquired the memo told Fox News Digital on Friday. "After the American people voted for President Trump’s promise to end the TPS scam, the Biden administration tried to subvert the will of the American people. This was mass amnesty-by-decree. America is for Americans, and it is our home—it is not a permanent refugee camp," he said.

The memo argued that "granting TPS will potentially protect many vulnerable people from President-elect Trump's planned mass deportations... They argue that these protections are likely to hold in court, and they are prepared to litigate efforts to terminate or slow down the implementation of TPS for specified nations by the Trump Administration."

In other words the outgoing team decided the best parting gift for the nation that just rejected them was to load up the country with millions more people and then dare the new president to try cleaning it up through years of activist court battles.

"[P]rior federal litigation brought by advocates during the first Trump administration was successful in halting [its] efforts to terminate TPS, though that was due in large part to [its] failure to produce a factual record in support of termination, which is something that could be rectified," the memo went on. Schmitt said he obtained the memo from Archivist of the United States Edward Forst through his authority as chairman of the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on the Constitution.

"Biden tried to turn TPS into a 3.1-million-person deportation shield, protect Tren de Aragua members, and trap President Trump in years of litigation," he said, adding the move directly betrayed the will of the people who ousted liberal Democrats from power the prior election."

The most disturbing part, Biden's ‘Senior Advisors’ recommended "he create 2.1 million NEW TPS designees in the last few weeks of his presidency, despite admitting TPS applications take 6 months," Schmitt added. "Luckily, that never happened and we have been deporting Ecuadorians and Guatemalans."


Schmitt noted that one week after the January 2025 memo which he said was erroneously dated 2024, Biden extended TPS protections for nearly 1 million noncitizens meaning its transmission still led to a concrete mass migration action. Because when the American people demand an end to the scam, if you're on the left, you simply ignore them and stamp another million temporary forever statuses just for good measure.

The memo reminded Biden he gave TPS protections to Afghans, Cameroonians ,Ethiopians, people from Burma, Lebanese, Ukrainians, and Venezuelan, nationals and repeatedly extended protections for Haitians. Apparently temporary means until the next Democrat is ready to extend it again.

"The previous Administration unsuccessfully attempted to terminate TPS designations for Sudan, Nicaragua, Haiti, El Salvador, Nepal, and Honduras. Courts issued preliminary injunctions blocking the Trump Administration's actions," it read. "Your administration took actions to resolve this litigation by either re-designating Haiti or rescinding the terminations."

The memo noted that Trump had said during the 2024 campaign he intended to revoke TPS protections for Haitians and predicted his incoming administration would likely seek to rescind additional TPS designations. How dare Trump try to enforce the temporary part of Temporary Protected Status.

A chart in the memo estimated potential new TPS eligibility for roughly 1.5 million Guatemalans 600,000 Ecuadorians 464,000 Nicaraguans 455,000 Venezuelans and smaller populations from Ukraine Sudan and Afghanistan figures Schmitt said totaled more than 3.1 million people. Just a modest little expansion of the permanent temporary refugee program.

The memo said Biden’s senior team had also received requests for varying types of new TPS related actions before Trump would take office from Sens. Michael Bennet (D-CO), Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), Cory Booker (D-NJ), Richard "Dick" Durbin (D-IL), Mazie Hirono (D-HA), Ben Ray Lujan (D-NM), Tammy Duckworth (D-IL), and Alex Padilla (D CA).

"In addition, some stakeholders are requesting that your Administration designate nationals from new countries, most notably Ecuador and Guatemala, for TPS," it stated. While the proposals outlined in the memo were never fully implemented the document offers a rare glimpse into the immigration options Biden advisers presented as Trump prepared to return to the White House promising mass deportations. 

In classic fashion the outgoing team nearly succeeded in turning America into an even larger permanent refugee camp and then dared anyone to notice that temporary somehow always means forever. a shocking development that will stun only those who still believe the previous administration ever cared about borders or the word temporary.

Sen. Eric Schmitt obtained a document showing the Biden White House planned protections for Guatemalans, Ecuadorians, Nicaraguans, and Venezuelans in a final desperate bid to hand President Trump an even bigger immigration mess.

The Supreme Court delivered a significant victory to President Trump's immigration policies ruling 6 to 3 that the administration can terminate Temporary Protected Status for Haitian and Syrian migrants. A newly uncovered Biden White House memo from the administration's final days revealed plans that could have expanded Temporary Protected Status to more than 3 million noncitizens while acknowledging that previous court challenges had blocked many of President Donald Trump's efforts to end the protections.

TPS is meant for foreign populations experiencing crises like political unrest or natural disasters and while Trump has tried to end the temporary provisions for Haitians, Nepalese, Salvadorans, and Sudanese people lawsuits from pro migrant advocates have halted most attempts. Because nothing says temporary quite like inviting the entire third world to move in forever and then suing anyone who notices.

Corruption much?

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