First, the mayor was arrested over allegations that he misused more than $1.5 million in COVID-19 small-business relief loans. Then, when reporters tried to ask him about it, they apparently encountered a serious language barrier. Yes, he was elected mayor of a Massachusetts town and doesn't speak English.
Not between English and Spanish, mind you. Between English and “no comment.”
DePeña’s lawyer helpfully explained the situation.
"He doesn’t speak English. No comment," the attorney said.
Meanwhile, DePeña smiled at reporters and repeatedly offered the one English phrase he apparently had available for emergency situations: "God bless you," aka Dios te bendiga.
This is certainly one way to handle allegations that you used federal pandemic relief money for your mayoral campaign and personal debts. Why answer difficult questions when you can simply smile, wave, and outsource your constitutional right to remain silent to your attorney?
The video quickly went viral, leaving social media users wondering how someone who has served as mayor of an American city since 2021 somehow managed to conduct the job without speaking English.
Conservative influencer Libs of TikTok summed up the public reaction rather efficiently.
"OMG," the account wrote on X. "How is this real."
Conservative radio host Mike Gallagher was similarly impressed.
"‘He doesn’t speak English, no comment’ says the assistant of the mayor of an American city," Gallagher posted on X. "Our melting pot has completely melted."
Journalist Miranda Devine offered a modest suggestion that apparently needs to be controversial in 2026.
"English fluency should be a basic prerequisite for holding public office," Devine posted on X.
Then came another detail that really put the icing on this particular cake.
Shortly after the press encounter, video surfaced appearing to show DePeña's vehicle crashing into a parked car while attempting to leave.
So, to recap: allegedly questionable use of $1.5 million in federal COVID loans, a lawyer announcing that the mayor doesn't speak English, a mayor repeatedly saying "God bless you," and then an apparent parking lot incident.
At this point, the only thing missing is a federal investigator asking whether the parked car was also somehow eligible for an EIDL loan.
DePeña, 61, was born in the Dominican Republic and was elected mayor of Lawrence in 2021 before winning reelection in 2025. He previously served on the Lawrence City Council. DePeña has also acknowledged that he was once an "undocumented immigrant," saying he came to the United States "without papers," before eventually becoming a U.S. citizen.
Federal prosecutors allege DePeña applied for the pandemic loans on behalf of Tenares Tire Services Inc., his Lawrence tire shop, and then used some of the money for purposes unrelated to helping the struggling business.
U.S. Attorney Leah B. Foley wasn't laughing.
"Mayor DePeña was elected to be a leader for the City of Lawrence," Foley said. "He was looked up to and trusted by his constituents, but he betrayed that trust through his alleged corruption and lies. Today’s arrest is just another example of our determination to root out fraud by anyone, even public officials, and hold elected officials accountable."
And if convicted, DePeña faces up to 30 years in prison.
Or, as they might say in Lawrence, la cárcel.
At least that phrase apparently doesn't require a translator.
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