Thursday, June 25, 2026

U.N. Official Responds To Oct. 7 Survivor With The International Symbol For "Not My Problem"


For decades, the United Nations has searched tirelessly for new and innovative ways to disappoint Jews. This week, it may have achieved a career defining performance.

The chamber of the United Nations Human Rights Council fell into an awkward silence as Ilana Gritzewsky, a survivor of Hamas' October 7 massacre, stepped up to the microphone and did something increasingly rare in international diplomacy: tell the truth in front of people determined not t:o hear it.

Standing before Reem Alsalem, the U.N.'s special rapporteur on violence against women, Gritzewsky delivered firsthand testimony of the horrors she endured during Hamas captivity. While most people would respond to such testimony with compassion, horror, or at the very least basic human decency, the U.N. apparently prefers a more avant garde approach.

Gritzewsky recounted the attack on her kibbutz. She described murder, arson, kidnapping, sexual abuse, beatings, and waking up half naked surrounded by seven Hamas terrorists. She spoke about her broken hip, broken jaw, and the psychological scars that still follow her home every day.

She then confronted the woman whose job title literally includes the words "violence against women."

“In captivity, Jewish women were raped, abused, and humiliated. And you, special rapporteur, you choose silence and denial. You say there was no evidence of sexual violence on October 7th,” she told Alsalem directly. “I’m standing here today, not as a report, not as a statistic. I am a woman who survived. I am the living proof of sexual violence by Hamas.”

Then came the question that turned the room into a monument to moral cowardice.

“When I, another Israeli woman, begged not to be raped, why were you silent? Please look at me. Do you believe us now? Will you apologize?”

At that moment, Alsalem faced an incredibly difficult choice. She could acknowledge reality. She could show empathy. She could apologize.

Instead, she apparently chose Option Four.

Silence.

Followed by a smirk.

Nothing quite captures the modern U.N. like watching a survivor of sexual violence beg to be believed while a senior human rights official reacts like she's sitting through an inconvenient staff meeting.


The exchange exposed a record that would be scandalous if scandal still existed at Turtle Bay. Last November, Alsalem publicly claimed that “no independent investigation found that rape took place on October 7,” despite a U.N. report concluding there were reasonable grounds to believe Hamas committed sexual violence during the massacre and even stronger evidence regarding hostages held in captivity.

As recently as April 2026, she was reportedly dismissing survivor testimony as “misinformation” used to “justify genocide against Palestinians.”

Apparently, according to this remarkable theory, Israeli women are simultaneously victims, witnesses, and public relations props whose testimony becomes invalid whenever it interferes with a preferred political narrative.

Her June 2026 report, "Violence against Mothers," somehow managed to discuss motherhood, war, and women's rights while treating Hamas like a mythical creature whose existence remains unconfirmed. The report accused Israel of reproductive violence and genocide, worried that American and Israeli strikes against Iran might harm Tehran's women's rights record, and omitted any meaningful discussion of Hamas atrocities.

Israeli mothers murdered in front of their children? Missing.

Bibas children and mother murdered by Hamas


Families tortured by years of hostage uncertainty? Missing.

The systematic destruction of entire families by Hamas terrorists? Also missing.

One suspects that if Hamas filed its atrocities under a different heading, perhaps "climate justice" or "sustainable development," they might finally receive a mention.

On June 23, Ilana Gritzewsky offered Reem Alsalem a simple choice. Look at a survivor. Acknowledge her suffering. Admit the truth.

The survivor spoke.

The evidence stood in front of her.

And the U.N.'s representative for violence against women looked away.

For an organization that constantly reminds the world to listen to women, the message could not have been clearer.

Some women, apparently, are more equal than others.

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Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Trump Senate Meeting Accidentally Turns Into Live-Action Thanksgiving Dinner Argument Over Iran


WASHINGTON, D.C. — What was supposed to be a routine Republican strategy meeting on election security reportedly descended into a spirited reenactment of every family Thanksgiving since 2016, as President Donald Trump and Senate Republicans traded shouts over the ongoing war with the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Sources say lawmakers entered the room expecting a discussion about voter ID requirements and citizenship verification. Instead, they found themselves front-row for what one attendee described as a "7 out of 10" verbal cage match complete with finger-pointing, raised voices, and at least one senator channeling his inner Irish pub debater. At least nobody flipped 'the bird.'

The meeting came amid lingering frustration over Trump's decision to torpedo the 21st Century Road to Housing Act, a bipartisan bill Republicans had hoped to market as proof that Congress occasionally remembers how to pass legislation.

Despite reports of the chaos, Trump emerged from the closed-door meeting sounding like a man who had just finished a pleasant church picnic.


"I think we had a really great meeting, and we're very proud of the party," he said. "We like our leader. We like everybody, really, in the room. I don't like a few people, but that's okay. I think you know who they are."

The festivities reportedly escalated when Trump questioned why Republicans had supported a War Powers Act resolution limiting his authority in Iran.

"He asked, ‘why would anybody vote for the War Powers Act?’" Sen. Bill Cassidy recalled afterward. "As he continued, I said, ‘is that a rhetorical question, or would you like to really know?’ He said, ‘I'd like to know.’"

Witnesses say Cassidy then committed the cardinal sin of Washington by answering a politician's question directly.

"I stood and said, ‘you have not told the American people what's going on. It was supposed to last four weeks, it's lasted four months,’" Cassidy [aka Hopalong] said. "‘Our original objectives have not been achieved, and I want to know what's going on.’"

At that point, the meeting reportedly transformed into a cross between a Senate hearing and two dads arguing over whose grill technique ruined the burgers.

Cassidy later attributed his enthusiasm to "the Irish in me," while colleagues eventually encouraged him to sit down before CSPAN cameras somehow materialized through the walls.

"I guess my point is, though, that the American people need to know more than we are being told," Cassidy said. "The Senate needs to know, and it does not appear, although I don't know for sure, that the course of this is going the way that we were told."

Lawmakers remain frustrated that they still have not received a full explanation of the administration's recent agreement with Iran, leading many senators to experience the unfamiliar sensation of wanting to know what their government is doing before voting on it.

One source familiar with the meeting said Trump became especially animated because the war powers vote complicated negotiations with Tehran. According to the source, the president began naming Republicans who sided with Democrats, including Sen. Dave McCormick, who had the unique advantage of not being present for the vote because he was standing next to Trump at another event.

The source described the confrontation as a "7 out of 10."

"You know, [like] two boys on recess that are yelling at each other over a foul on a basketball court," they said.

Republicans hoping the meeting might produce a strategy for passing the SAVE America Act were reportedly disappointed to discover that Congress had once again found a way to spend hours talking without resolving anything.

Senate Majority Leader John Thune later explained that Trump emphasized the importance of the legislation but did not spend much time discussing how to overcome the minor obstacle of not having enough votes.

"It was more the president saying, ‘If we don't do this, we're gonna get ourselves in real trouble going down the road,’" Sen. Jim Justice said.

At press time, congressional aides confirmed that lawmakers had left the meeting with exactly the same number of votes they entered with, but with significantly higher blood pressure readings.

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Trump DOJ Drops the Hammer on Antifa Terror Scum—Finally


The Trump administration just notched its first major Antifa-related terror prosecution, and the results are glorious: a pile of domestic terrorists who attacked federal agents are now staring down decades in prison where they belong.

Eight Antifa clowns convicted earlier this year for their July 4, 2025 assault on an ICE detention facility in Alvarado, Texas, got sentenced on Tuesday. The ringleader? A full century behind bars. One hundred years. Let that sink in.

Benjamin Song earned the longest staycation at 100 years. Maricela Rueda got 70. Autumn Hill, Zachary Evetts, Savanna Batten, Meagan Morris, and Elizabeth Soto each pulled 50 years. Daniel Rolando Sanchez-Estrada drew 30.


Prosecutors laid it out: these geniuses carried out a premeditated terror attack on the Prairieland ICE center, inspired by their beloved Antifa ideology. Fireworks, vandalism, and straight-up shooting at cops. One officer took a bullet to the neck and lived to tell the tale.

About damn time these revolutionary cosplayers faced real consequences instead of Soros-funded slaps on the wrist. Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

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Communist candidate runs out of live interview when asked about her social media history, wins nomination anyway


Newly minted socialist congressional candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier dramatically walked out of a radio interview Tuesday after hosts had the audacity to ask her about the mountain of unhinged social media posts that have defined her campaign against New York Democratic Rep. Adriano Espaillat.

Just hours after bolting from the live Spanish-language station La Mega like a student fleeing a pop quiz, Comrade Avila Chevalier pulled off a stunning upset by defeating the five-term incumbent and Congressional Hispanic Caucus chair in New York's deep-blue 13th District, which covers chunks of Manhattan and the Bronx. 

The win sends this DSA darling straight to Congress, where she will almost certainly be sworn in come November to represent the very voters she once lectured about the evils of nationalism.

Backed by socialist anti-Zionist/anti-Semitist New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani and the Democratic Socialists [aka Communists] of America, Avila Chevalier had zero interest in answering questions on primary Election Day about her colorful history of archived, now-deleted posts. Those greatest hits include trashing Democratic leaders, demanding the abolition of police and prisons, opposing all deportations, and hurling various rhetorical grenades at U.S. institutions and foreign policy. Other than that, she's as sweet as apple pie.

Oh, wait. 

She also spearheaded anti-Israel protests at Columbia University and hung around with a campus crew that openly cheered "Death to America." Because nothing says "future congresswoman" than calling for the death of the nation in which you choose to run for public office.

The backlash reached new heights over her bizarre takes on Dominican nationalism. 

In old posts, she refused to fly the Dominican flag on her profile because, unlike calling for death to America, she considered nationalism "violent." This landed especially well in her heavily Dominican-American district, where locals began wondering if their candidate actually likes the culture she wants to represent.

When radio hosts tried to give her a chance to address the Dominican community before polls closed, Avila Chevalier pivoted straight into unity mode. She said she felt bad about her old tweets in a general, non-specific way and that it was time to come together and fight for the important things. Pressed on the flag controversy, she insisted she wanted to talk about "the issues impacting residents of New York 13" instead. When a third host kept pushing, she snapped that she was not going to sit there and be yelled at, declared she had already addressed it, wished everyone a beautiful day, yanked off her headphones, and marched out of the studio.

Truth being, she was scared to deal with her own words.

The old social media dumpster fire has been the central drama of the Democratic primary, with Avila Chevalier claiming the scrutiny distracts from the real issues and insisting she has evolved since posting all that stuff. She has apologized for some of the rhetoric, including shots at former Vice President Kamala Harris, but she still proudly defends her belief that "all deportations are wrong." Opponents have pointed out that this might be a problem for voters who prefer not having open borders as official policy.

In the end, none of it mattered much in one of America's bluest districts. The controversy simply tested whether voters would overlook a trail of radical statements in favor of fresh socialist promises. They did. Congratulations to the newest member of Congress. America surely cannot wait, and will get what they voted for . . . good and hard.

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Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Bennett Reveals Israel Almost Installed Nationwide Iranian Wi-Fi Before Government Accidentally Forgot To Topple Regime



JERUSALEM, ISRAEL — Former Prime Minister Naftali Bennett revealed Tuesday that Israel was once on the verge of doing what generations of foreign policy experts only dreamed of: overthrowing the Ayatollah with better internet service.

Speaking at the JNS International Policy Summit in Jerusalem, Bennett said his government launched a daring operation to smuggle thousands of Elon Musk's Starlink receivers into Iran, hoping that unlimited access to social media would finally accomplish what sanctions, diplomacy, and decades of regional conflict could not. [Although, arming the Iranian citizens might also go a long way.]

Bennett explained that he initiated a "process of acquiring and smuggling into Iran tens of thousands of Starlink receptors that would allow continuity of the internet and social networks."

According to Bennett, the devices were intended to ensure Iranian protesters could continue posting revolutionary hashtags, uploading anti-regime TikToks, and sharing memes mocking their rulers even during government internet shutdowns.

The plan, however, met an unexpected obstacle: the Israeli government.

"Unfortunately, the current incompetent Israeli government stopped doing that," Bennett said. "And when the protest happened, that infrastructure was not there."

Political analysts noted that the revelation marks the first documented case of a Middle Eastern regime change effort being delayed by a shortage of Wi-Fi routers.

Starlink, operated by Elon Musk's SpaceX, has long been viewed by authoritarian governments as a dangerous threat because it allows citizens to access information without first obtaining approval from whichever supreme leader happens to be in charge. Iranian officials have repeatedly accused Israel and the United States of smuggling the devices into the country, apparently fearing that unrestricted internet access could expose citizens to such dangerous concepts as reality.

While Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's office did not immediately respond to Bennett's criticism, insiders suggested staff members were busy trying to determine whether toppling a hostile theocracy counts as infrastructure spending.


SpaceX also declined to comment, though observers speculated Musk was occupied posting about Mars, artificial intelligence, or both simultaneously.

Iranian authorities have frequently shut down internet access during periods of unrest, forcing many citizens to choose between protesting the regime and endlessly watching buffering icons. Previous reports indicated some Iranians successfully turned to Starlink during blackouts, proving once again that satellite internet can travel where government competence cannot.

Bennett, who is positioning himself as a potential challenger to Netanyahu in the next election, [which may be why he is now calling the Israeli government 'incompetent'] promised that a future government under his leadership would pursue more aggressive efforts to undermine Tehran's rulers.

Sources say Bennett's updated strategy may include economic sabotage, industrial disruption, and the revolutionary concept of letting dissidents stay connected long enough to finish a group chat.

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JD Vance Announces New Side Hustle Selling Extended Warranty Plans For Iranian Regime



WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President JD Vance reportedly unveiled a groundbreaking new foreign policy doctrine this week in which America protects Iran from consequences, scolds Israel for noticing, and calls it peace.

According to administration officials, Vance has assumed the role of chief life insurance salesman for the world's most resilient theocracy, offering what critics describe as a platinum-level protection package for the Ayatollah and friends.

The agreement, allegedly negotiated from the comfort of a luxurious Swiss resort, would provide Tehran with enough economic assistance to ensure that every government official can continue enjoying the lifestyle to which they have become accustomed.

Witnesses say Vance sat across from representatives of the Islamic Republic and enthusiastically celebrated what supporters are calling "a bold new vision" and critics are calling "the geopolitical equivalent of giving your car keys to the guy who just stole your wallet."

At one point, Vance reportedly praised President Trump for his willingness to see "a Middle East that operates much differently ten years from now than it did ten years ago."

Analysts confirmed that this is technically true. So, instead of simple beheadings of those who 'insult' the religion of peace, they now will shoot or bomb their enemies if only they can get a nuke to do the job.

Under the proposed arrangement, Iran would receive sanctions relief, access to frozen assets, and a massive reconstruction fund in exchange for assurances that everything will probably work out fine.

Sources say administration officials became annoyed when skeptics demanded written guarantees.

Vance reportedly reassured reporters that spoken promises were sufficient, explaining that hostile revolutionary regimes are generally known for their strict commitment to honesty, transparency, and keeping their word. Um . . . duh.

Meanwhile, Israeli officials who expressed concern over the arrangement were reportedly invited to participate in a special diplomatic exercise known as "being lectured" by those who wish to kill them.

During one exchange, Vance allegedly instructed Israeli leaders to "wake up and smell the reality" while simultaneously reminding them who pays many of the bills.

Observers noted that this marked the first time in history that a nation fighting multiple Iranian-backed terrorist groups was informed that the real problem was its attitude.

The administration also expressed frustration that Israel continued targeting Hezbollah commanders instead of focusing on the more important task of helping diplomats meet quarterly peace process benchmarks.

According to sources, Hezbollah was relieved to learn that military realities would henceforth be subordinate to conference schedules.

Critics further objected when Israeli security officials warned that the agreement could leave Iran dangerously close to nuclear capability. But Vance reportedly dismissed such concerns as an "odd freakout" fueled by excessive worry.

Residents of Israel responded by apologizing for their irrational tendency to become nervous whenever a regime that repeatedly threatens their destruction gets access to billions of dollars. What could possibly go wrong for them?

Conservative commentator Mark Levin was among those criticizing the framework, arguing that it seemed strangely uninterested in the Iranian people themselves.

For years, Iranian dissidents have risked imprisonment, torture, and death to challenge the regime. Critics say the new approach instead rewards the government they oppose while offering freedom activists the traditional State Department package of strongly worded concern.

Experts describe the emerging strategy as one in which American foreign policy becomes dependent upon the continued stability and prosperity of the very regime it once identified as a threat.

Supporters insist this is realism. Critics insist it is appeasement.

The Cardboard gay Ayatollah reportedly insists it is working out great.

At press time, officials announced plans for a follow-up agreement in which North Korea receives a $200 billion democracy promotion grant in exchange for promising to think about behaving better someday.


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Monday, June 22, 2026

UPDATE: Montreal police officer, suspect, and civilian confirmed dead in Côte-des-Neiges shooting in a gun-free zone


Canada got another grim reminder Monday that violent crime does not stop at the border.

A deadly shooting in the highly Jewish area in Montreal's Côte-des-Neiges district left three people dead, including a police officer and a civilian, after a gunman opened fire from a hotel. Authorities say the suspect, armed with a long gun, was also killed during the incident.

Montreal Police Chief Fady Dagher confirmed that a second officer suffered serious injuries but remains in stable condition. Officials have not yet determined who fired the shot that killed the civilian.

The chaos began around 11:35 a.m. when someone called 911 to report a man sticking a firearm out of a window at the Hilton hotel. Responding officers quickly came under fire upon arrival.

"It’s a very, very sad day," Dagher told reporters. "It’s a nightmare."

The police chief noted that it has been 24 years since a Montreal police officer was killed in the line of duty. It isn't known exactly how many years or hours have gone by since Jews were targeted.

Authorities issued a citywide emergency alert urging residents to shelter in place, lock their doors, and stay away from windows while police secured the area. The alert remained active for several hours before being lifted shortly after 3 p.m.

Witnesses described a scene that rapidly descended into panic.


"When the first round of shots went off, we thought it was construction because there’s two big construction sites in the area," said local resident Brandon Benchimol-Elkaim. "In the park that’s in between the complex, parents were yanking their kids off of the park play structure and running. So something didn’t feel right."

Moments later, he said, the true nature of the situation became impossible to ignore.

"Right outside our window, we saw them going into the grocery store, guns drawn, hiding behind cars and SWAT team arrived shortly after. And since then, it’s been a ghost town out here."

The neighborhood, known for its dense mix of residential buildings, businesses, and diverse communities, was effectively locked down as police conducted their operation. Quebec transportation officials closed portions of the Décarie Expressway and other major routes, while significant sections of two Montreal metro lines were also shut down.


Public Security Minister Ian Lafrenière expressed sympathy for the victims and their families but declined to comment further on the police response, citing his previous service with the Montreal police force.

Investigators are still working to determine what motivated the attack. Officials believe the suspect acted alone and have found no evidence suggesting a second shooter was involved.

The investigation remains ongoing. 

The identity of the now dead shooter has not been made public.


Update: The killed civilian was identified as Rabbi Michael Moshe Mizrahi, a Jewish local and member of the local Chabad center, the Jewish organization announced.


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Chicago Celebrates Juneteenth With Traditional Weekend Of Ignoring Crime Until Trump Mentions It

CHICAGO, IL — City leaders proudly wrapped up another Juneteenth weekend by assuring residents that reports of multiple shootings, several deaths, and dozens of injuries were largely a right-wing conspiracy, right up until President Donald Trump pointed them out on social media.

The Windy City experienced a violent weekend that left several people dead and dozens more injured, prompting Trump to once again offer federal assistance. Local officials immediately dismissed the suggestion as a greater threat than the actual gunfire.

"Lots of Killing going on in Chicago," Trump wrote on Truth Social. "Why isn’t Governor Pritzker calling me for help. I could make Chicago a safe City in ONE MONTH, in ONE YEAR, it would be one of the safest!!!"

Witnesses reported hearing gunshots throughout the weekend, though city officials clarified that what residents thought were bullets were actually "sounds of vibrant urban culture."

Among the incidents was a drive-by shooting that sent multiple victims to the hospital. Additional shootings continued throughout the weekend, while city leaders worked tirelessly to ensure no one accidentally connected the violence to public policy.

A 14-year-old boy was also killed earlier in the week, prompting heartfelt tributes from his youth football team, which released a statement saying that "there are no words that can ease the pain of a loss like this."

Trump contrasted Chicago's situation with Washington, D.C., claiming, "D.C. went from one of the worst to one of the safest cities in the U.S."

Democratic Governor J.B. Pritzker, meanwhile, reiterated that accepting federal help would be far more dangerous than allowing criminals to continue operating uninterrupted.

"Mr. President, do not come to Chicago," Pritzker previously declared. "You are neither wanted here nor needed here."

Sources confirmed that Chicago officials remain deeply committed to proving they can solve the city's crime problem entirely on their own, sometime shortly after they finish explaining why it isn't actually happening.


Pritzker has repeatedly characterized Trump's offers of assistance as an authoritarian overreach.

"If this were happening in any other country, we would have no trouble calling it what it is — a dangerous power grab," said Pritzker, apparently referring to the possibility of law enforcement intervention rather than the armed gangs terrorizing neighborhoods.

The governor has also spent considerable effort reassuring Americans that reports of violence are exaggerated. During a late-night television appearance, he mocked claims that Chicago was experiencing serious crime problems.

"This is JB Pritzker, reporting from war-torn Chicago. As you can see, there’s utter mayhem and chaos on the ground. It’s quite disturbing," he joked.

"We’ve seen people being forced to eat hot dogs with ketchup on them, and our deep dish pizza, well, has gone shallow. So, it’s a challenge to survive here in the city of Chicago, but there’s no hellscape that I’d rather be in."

At press time, Chicago officials had announced a new task force dedicated to identifying the true source of the city's violence: people noticing it.


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U.N. Official Responds To Oct. 7 Survivor With The International Symbol For "Not My Problem"

For decades, the United Nations has searched tirelessly for new and innovative ways to disappoint Jews. This week, it may have achieved a ca...