Monday, March 2, 2026

WAPO's tearjerker obituary on Khamenei is a must see



The very recent demise of Iran's clown and religious Supreme Leader [for life] Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been eulogized in much the same way as the Islamic Republic Guard Corps' Qasem Soleimani had been by some in the leftist press.

The media lost their minds back when President Trump turned Qasem Soleimani into a puff of smoke and bad memories. Remember the hand-wringing, the solemn editorials about "escalation" and "proportionality," as if the world's leading sponsor of terror deserved a polite retirement party? So it comes as no shock whatever that they're handling the death of the late Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the man who just got turned into ash in the first wave of airstrikes Saturday morning, delivering a serious body blow to the Iranian regime, with the same pearl-clutching reverence.

Of course the major outlets are running obituaries for this particular clown, wasting perfectly good ink and pixel space on what amounts to a love letter to a theocratic tyrant. You'd be forgiven for thinking you'd stumbled onto the Babylon Bee, that elite satire outfit, but no, this is the genuine article, straight from The Washington Post

As some sharp-eyed observers pointed out, it reads less like journalism and more like a particularly delusional dating app profile: "An early follower of Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, the austere cleric who inspired the revolution against Iran’s U.S.-backed monarchy, Ayatollah Khamenei staunchly opposed the United States and Israel, rejected Western “liberalism,” and adhered strictly to fundamentalist social policies.As supreme leader of Iran since 1989, when he succeeded Khomeini, Ayatollah Khamenei wielded ultimate political and religious authority in the Islamic republic, outranking the elected president and overseeing the country’s armed forces, internal security apparatus, judiciary, state media and foreign policy.

After Trump lost the 2020 election, Ayatollah Khamenei said its chaotic aftermath, marked by Trump’s baseless fraud claims, illustrated “the ugly face of liberal democracy” in the United States and made clear the country’s “definite political, civil [and] moral decline.”

When Iran was convulsed by widespread protests after the September 2022 death in custody of a young woman who was arrested by Islamic "morality police" for a dress-code violation, the supreme leader publicly blamed the United States and Israel and backed a deadly crackdown. How, he wondered, could some people "not see the foreign hand" behind the "rioting."

Soleimani's last ride

With his bushy white beard and easy smile, Ayatollah Khamenei cut a more avuncular figure in public than his perpetually scowling but much more revered mentor, and he was known to be fond of Persian poetry and classic Western novels, especially Victor Hugo's "Les Misérables." But like the uncompromising Khomeini, he opposed moderates' efforts to promote political and social reforms domestically and to secure rapprochement with the United States."

Avuncular? Easy smile? Fond of Victor Hugo? 

This is the man, unlike Santa Claus, who spent decades orchestrating terror proxies across the Middle East, crushing his own people under heel, and dreaming aloud of wiping Israel off the map, and the paper of record wants us to know he had literary tastes. It's almost touching, in a macabre way. Almost as if the Washington Post has decided that the appropriate response to the violent end of a man who embodied evil dressed in clerical robes is to polish his halo and murmur about his poetry hobby.

Look, when evil gets its comeuppance, whether it's Soleimani in Baghdad or Khamenei in Tehran, the only surprise should be that it took this long. The rest is just the usual media theater: solemn faces, furrowed brows, and a quiet hope that maybe, just maybe, the bad guys aren't really that bad after all. But they are. And sometimes, thank God, justice arrives with wings and precision-guided munitions.

As Iranians worldwide are saying and will be repeated: thank you, President Trump.

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Sunday, March 1, 2026

Besides destroying IRGC infrastructure, the US destroys their lies after Khamenai is also destroyed


The United States didn't pull any punches. It straight-up called out Tehran by name, shredding what CENTCOM describes as outright lies from the Iranian regime in a no-nonsense, point-by-point smackdown posted just hours after the joint U.S.-Israel operation that took out Iran's Supreme Leader.

This fact-check blitz hit right after the coordinated strike that eliminated Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, a hit that U.S. officials are calling a major takedown in the regime's long-running terror spree and chaos across the region.In a couple of tough posts on X, CENTCOM directly slapped down claims from Iran's UN ambassador and the IRGC, branding them false and accusing Tehran of trying to snow the whole world.

At a UN Security Council session, Iran's ambassador insisted Tehran's retaliation was aimed "solely and exclusively at the bases and assets of the United States. "CENTCOM shot that down hard."

The Iranian Regime is actively targeting civilians and has attacked more than a dozen locations," the command declared, then rattled off the sites it says got hit.Those include: 
Dubai International Airport
Kuwait International Airport
Zayed International Airport in Dubai 
Erbil International Airport in Iraq, 
Fairmont Palm Hotel in Dubai, 
Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai, 
Crowne Plaza Hotel in Bahrain, 
Port of Dubai, 
residential areas in Beit Shemesh, Israel, 
residential areas in Tel Aviv, 
Israel, residential area of Era Views Towers in Bahrain, 
residential areas in Qatar.
This public call-out ramps up the messaging war big time, with Washington accusing Iran of slamming civilian targets while feeding the international community a bunch of garbage.In another whopper, the IRGC claimed it nailed the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier with ballistic missiles. CENTCOM wasn't having it.

"The Lincoln was not hit. The missiles launched didn’t even come close," the command fired back, and media video shows that this is true.

The Lincoln continues to launch aircraft in support of CENTCOM’s relentless campaign to defend the American people by eliminating threats from the Iranian regime.

"These blunt denials drop as the U.S. and Israel keep hammering Iranian military targets in their joint ops, going after air defenses, missile setups, naval forces, you name it. 

By flat-out labeling Tehran's spin as bogus, the U.S. is fighting the info war right alongside the kinetic one, pushing back on Iranian propaganda, steadying allies, and making crystal clear that key American assets are still locked and loaded.

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Putin calls the killing of mass murderer Khamenei a 'cynical violation' of morality and international law







In a bizarre contortionistic twist of rational thinking, Russian dictator President Vladimir Putin called the killing of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei a "cynical violation" of morality and international law, and evidently believes he should have been left to deal with the Iranian people by killing all who opposed his dictatorship. 

"Please accept my deep condolences in connection with the murder of the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Seyed Ali Khamenei, and members of his family, committed in cynical violation of all norms of human morality and international law," Putin said in a note to Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian, according to Reuters.

The Russian Foreign Ministry had previously released a statement condemning Operation Epic Fury. It warned that the U.S. and Israel "embarked on a perilous course that is swiftly pushing the region toward a humanitarian, economic, and potentially even radiological disaster."

Turns out Putin was blowing smoke and Trump's decisive military action may free the Iranian people from the clutches of the regime. Time will tell, but it's looking good for the Iranian people, but not so good for Khamenei who is partying in hell with Sinwar, Nasrallah and the "Gang of 40."

"The aggressors’ intentions are evident and have been stated openly: to dismantle the constitutional order and remove the leadership of a state they deem undesirable because it has refused to yield to the dictates of force and hegemonic pressure," the statement read.

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IDF strikes Iranian regime targets and confirms 40 dead IRGC top commanders



To the anguish of New York City Comrade Mayor Zohran Mamdani and CNN's Christiane Amanpour, Israel and the United States have dealt an incredibly powerful blow to the Iranian regime's IRGC again on Sunday morning, launching strikes into the "heart of Tehran" and destroying regime targets.

The IDF says these strikes are the first to come under "Operation Roaring Lion," a name given by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. It is a joint Israel-US attack on the scumcrumpets who have been in power for over 47 years.

The strikes are being done by the IAF with guidance from IDF intelligence and most likely with Mossad operatives who have been embedded in Iran for years.

The large-scale strikes conducted on Saturday made it possible for the Israelis to "establish superiority and to pave the path to Tehran," the IDF said.

The IDF has also confirmed that they have killed 40 Iranian commanders including their armed forces chief of staff, Abdolrahim Mousavi, in the launch of "Operation Epic Fury." 


"Mousavi served as one of the highest senior military ranking officials and was the successor of Mohammad Bagheri, the Chief of Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces, who was eliminated in the opening strike of 'Operation Rising Lion' in June 2025," the IDF said in a statement.

"The majority of the highest-ranking senior military officials of the Iranian security leadership have been eliminated by the IDF," the Israeli military added. 

And most importantly, the head of the snake, Supreme Leader yadda, yadda, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been killed and this has been confirmed. He will be joining Yahya Sinwar, Mohammed Deif, Ismail Haniyeh, Yahya's bro. Mohammed Sinwar, and who can forget Hassan Nasrallah of Hezbollah and his cousin Hashem Safieddine.

May they rot in Jahannam [aka hell].

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Saturday, February 28, 2026

Mamdani, Omar, AOC defend Iranian regime over Iranians


NYC's socialist Comrade Mayor Zohran Mamdani, fresh off a chummy White House sit-down with President Trump where they hashed out potential Big Apple housing deals, wasted no time joining the Squad's Alexandria Obviously-Commie (AOC) and Ilhan Omar, a woman who married her brother, in blasting the president for the joint U.S.-Israel airstrikes that hammered Iran.

"Today's military strikes on Iran, carried out by the United States and Israel, mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression," Mamdani declared Saturday, barely days after the Ugandan-born ever-smiling mayor seemed to find some common ground with Trump on pumping federal dollars into New York housing projects.

"Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace."

The low information mayor insisted his top priority remains "making sure that every New Yorker is safe." He said he was in touch with Police Commissioner Jessica Tisch and emergency management officials to take "proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution."

"Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city, you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders," the far-left anti-Semitic mayor added. "You will be safe here." [Unless you're Jewish.]

Fun Fact: Iranian Americans overwhelmingly support President Trump and Israel's strike on the Iranian regime.

Over in Congress, Rep. AOC (D-NY) didn't hold back either, branding the strikes "unlawful" and accusing Trump of "dragging" Americans "into a war they did not want," while claiming the president "does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions."


"This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic," the former bartender ranted.

Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) piled on too, slamming Trump for "unilaterally dragging this nation into an illegal and unjustified war with Iran without congressional authorization, without a clear objective, and without any imminent threat to the United States."

The far-left chorus came as Trump and Israel unleashed massive airstrikes aimed at crippling Iran's terrorist regime, with the president vowing the operations would continue as needed to deliver peace in the Middle East. 


Talk about timing: one minute Comrade Mamdani is pitching Trump on 12,000 new homes, the next he's leading the condemnation parade. Classic Squad hypocrisy on full display.

Ask the Iranian people what they want, dolts.

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Trump oversees US strikes on Iran, speaks with Bibi Netanyahu by phone



President Donald Trump, from the gilded confines of Mar-a-Lago, oversaw the launching of American strikes against Iran, strikes carried out in concert with Israel, while speaking by phone with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, confirmed as much in the small hours: "President Trump monitored the situation overnight at Mar-a-Lago alongside members of his national security team," she posted on X. "The President spoke with Prime Minister Netanyahu by phone."

One might pause here to note the sheer theatricality of it all: the former, and now again, president directing military action not from some drab Situation Room in Washington, but from a Florida estate better known for golf and galas. Yet there is something fitting in the spectacle. Trump has never pretended to be the discreet mandarin of foreign policy; he announces wars in video messages posted at 2:30 a.m., addressing not merely allies or adversaries but the Iranian people themselves.

In that Truth Social address, the president declared the strikes underway and turned directly to those he evidently regards as potential liberators: "Stay sheltered. Don't leave your home. It's very dangerous outside. Bombs will be dropping everywhere. When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take," he said. 

"This will be, probably, your only chance for generations. For many years, you have asked for America's help, but you never got it. No President was willing to do what I am willing to do tonight. Now you have a President who is giving you what you want." Later he added that the "hour of your freedom is at hand."


The words are blunt, almost messianic in their confidence, and they carry an unmistakable message: this is not mere containment or calibrated pressure, but an invitation to regime change, delivered with the casual certainty of a man who believes history bends to resolve. 

Former Navy SEAL Jack Carr, assessing the operation, pointed to the administration's "maximum pressure campaign" and the conspicuous absence of any "off-ramp" for the Iranian regime—a formulation that captures the essential gamble. There is no gentle exit ramp here; the road leads either to capitulation or escalation.

Prior to the strikes, Secretary of State Marco Rubio had dutifully notified the so-called Gang of Eight, reaching seven of the eight congressional intelligence leaders. Administration officials insist the situation remains under close watch. Yet Democrats on that committee were swift to condemn the action. 

Representative Jim Himes of Connecticut, the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, issued a statement that reads like a weary recitation of every cautionary tale from the post-9/11 era: "Everything I have heard from the administration before and after these strikes on Iran confirms this is a war of choice with no strategic endgame," he wrote. "Military action in this region almost never ends well for the United States, and conflict with Iran can easily spiral and escalate in ways we cannot anticipate. It does not appear that Donald Trump has learned the lessons of history."

Himes is not wrong to invoke history; the Middle East has been a graveyard of grand American ambitions for decades. Yet we have to wonder whether the real lesson of history is not endless restraint in the face of a regime that has spent forty years promising Israel's destruction, sponsoring terror across the region, and pursuing nuclear capability under every possible guise. 

The strikes follow months of mounting tension, American action against Iran's nuclear sites as recently as June, followed by fitful negotiations that went nowhere. Trump had warned repeatedly: dismantle the nuclear infrastructure fully, or face consequences.

The operation, whatever its immediate tactical successes or failures, raises the oldest question in Western statecraft: when does one confront an implacable adversary, and when does one merely manage the threat? 

Critics see recklessness; supporters see belated clarity. Trump, characteristically, frames it in the starkest terms possible, not as a limited strike, but as a potential turning point for an oppressed people. Whether the Iranian people heed his call, or whether the regime survives to retaliate further, remains to be seen. What is clear is that the United States, under this president, has chosen action over the familiar pattern of drift, delay, and diplomatic fiction. In a region where illusions have cost countless lives, that choice, at the very least, cannot be dismissed as mere caprice.

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IAF conducts historically large aerial strikes: over 200 fighter jets strike 500 Iranian targets

"Rockets away! Oy Vay!"

The Israeli Air Force (IAF) just delivered a massive blow to Iran's ballistic missile capabilities in what Israeli officials are calling the largest aerial operation in the history of the Jewish state.

Over 200 Israeli Air Force jets hammered around 500 targets across Iran on Saturday night. An IDF video captured the action in two major waves. The opening salvo took out dozens of radars and anti-aircraft systems, focusing heavily on western Iran and the Tehran region to clear the skies.

The follow-up strikes zeroed in on Iran's ballistic missile infrastructure, aiming to cripple Tehran's ability to rain down rockets on Israeli civilians.

In the Tabriz area specifically, the IDF hit a key launch site "from which the Islamic Republic has fired dozens of ballistic missiles at Israel."

The IDF strikes Iranian rocket launchers across Iran, February 28, 2026 (IDF SPOKESPERSON'S UNIT) By YONAH JEREMY BOB FEBRUARY 28, 2026 18:57 Updated: FEBRUARY 28, 2026 19:10

Satellite imagery also surfaced showing what looks like an Israeli strike on a bunker guarding Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei.

The Israeli military isn't stopping at one-and-done hits. They're pushing hard to re-establish the kind of air supremacy they achieved back in June 2025. The goal: keep drones and other platforms loitering over potential launch zones so missile crews can be taken out before they even get a shot off.

This is Israel saying enough is enough. Tehran has been lobbing missiles for too long, and now the IDF is systematically dismantling that threat. Expect more strikes to follow as the operation continues.

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Friday, February 27, 2026

Child predator ready to walk arrested on surprise warrant hours before release

Chuck Todd's doppelganger

California's soft-on-crime circus just took another wild turn, but this time, a last-minute intervention stopped the show before the worst act.

David Allen Funston, 64, a convicted child predator who spent 25 years locked up for sexual abuse of children, was all set to walk free under the state's Elderly Parole Program. The unelected parole board gave him the green light, Gov. Gavin Newsom grumbled about it but couldn't stop it, and the whole thing sparked massive outrage.

But then Placer County stepped in with a new arrest warrant and fresh charges tied to the original 1996 crimes in Roseville. CDCR confirmed that around 7:30 a.m., Funston was handed over to authorities instead of being released as planned.

Funston had been granted parole suitability on Tuesday and was due out later this week. He was originally sentenced in 1999 to life with the possibility of parole for kidnapping and lewd and lascivious acts with a child under 14, among other horrors involving multiple victims. Prosecutors say he kidnapped and molested a child back in 1996.

The mugshot of this Sacramento County monster tells the story: convicted in 1999 on multiple counts of kidnapping and child molestation. He got three life terms originally, but California's Elderly Parole Program kicked in once he hit the age and time requirements. He became eligible at 50 after 20 straight years inside.

The parole board found him suitable back on Sept. 24, 2025. Newsom kicked it back for an en banc review on Jan. 9, 2026. On Feb. 18, 2026, the board doubled down and reaffirmed parole.Placer County DA refiled charges within the statute of limitations, and boom, warrant issued. That halted the release cold.

California GOP Chair Corrin Rankin didn't hold back: "This last-minute warrant doesn’t fix the problem — it exposes it. California Democrats, led by Gavin Newsom, built a parole system that was ready and willing to release a violent child predator back into our community. Newsom signed the laws that created these loopholes, appointed the people who uphold them, and the Democratic majority in the legislature continues to prioritize the well-being of criminals over victims," Rankin said.

The former prosecutor who helped nail Funston originally chimed in too: "God bless Placer County DA for charging David Funston for crimes committed by this serial child predator," the former prosecutor said. "Let’s remember that @CAgovernor signed the law allowing this to happen. But Placer DA stepped in to stop this insanity."


For the victims, this hits hard and personal. One victim, Amelia, spoke out after the initial parole approval: "I’m disgusted with the fact that they would even believe anything that he would happen to say," Amelia told Fox News' "The Ingraham Angle." "I don’t believe that people like that change."She detailed the lifelong damage: "I would love to have a child, and this is what this man took from me. And I feel like, personally, that’s very hurtful," she said. "I have trauma. I don't trust anybody. I don't trust anything."

And the fear if he ever got out: "If he gets out, who knows if he'll do it again?" Amelia said. "I was told that he fantasizes still about children . . .  why would you let this man out? When he gets out, how do you not know if he will continue?"

Funston claimed to the board he was "disgusted and ashamed" of his past and "truly sorry" for the harm. Amelia wasn't buying it, and statistics regarding recidivism doesn't suggest that he won't re-offend. And besides, his incarceration was intended for punishment and to keep the community safe from this low-life.

Sacramento County Sheriff Jim Cooper and DA Thien Ho had already sounded the alarm, calling him an ongoing danger and pushing hard to block the release.

It's not clear yet when Funston will appear in Placer County court.

The warrant may have stopped this particular predator from hitting the streets today, but it lays bare the rotten core of California's parole setup: laws and appointees that put monsters first and victims last. The outrage isn't going away anytime soon.

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WAPO's tearjerker obituary on Khamenei is a must see

The very recent demise of Iran's clown and religious Supreme Leader [for life] Ayatollah Ali Khamenei , has been eulogized in much the s...