North Korea Updates Constitution To Automatically Nuke Everyone If Anyone So Much As Looks At Kim Jong Un Funny

PYONGYANG—In a bold move to ensure that the glorious eternal paradise of North Korea remains a thriving utopia even after its Dear Leader is turned into radioactive confetti, the hermit kingdom has amended its constitution to legally require a full-scale retaliatory nuclear strike in the event that Kim Jong Un is assassinated by any meddling foreign power.

The aggressive pivot comes as a direct response to the events of February 28th, when a joint U.S. and Israeli military operation resulted in the death of Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei and his inner circle during a targeted strike on his Tehran compound. North Korean officials reportedly watched the footage on state TV, paused it, rewound it, and immediately said, “Yeah, we’re not doing that.”

By codifying this “dead hand” policy, Pyongyang aims to establish an irreversible deterrent against decapitation strikes, signaling that the removal of its leadership would trigger an automatic and catastrophic escalation to “everyone has a very bad day.”

“If the command-and-control system over the state’s nuclear forces is placed in danger by hostile forces’ attacks … a nuclear strike shall be launched automatically and immediately,” read the revised Article 3 of North Korea’s nuclear-policy law.

The constitutional revision was likely ratified during a session of North Korea’s Supreme People’s Assembly that convened in Pyongyang on March 22nd, with the details subsequently briefed to senior South Korean government officials who probably responded with a polite golf clap and several stiff drinks.

According to reporting by the New York Times, this information was only disclosed to the public last week. While Kim Jong Un already maintains absolute authority over the nation’s nuclear arsenal—along with the nation’s haircuts, the nation’s emotions, and the nation’s supply of functioning light bulbs—this specific constitutional amendment codifies a formal protocol for the nuclear forces to follow in the event of his assassination, presumably by turning every missile silo into a giant “Launch If Fat Man Dies” button.

By explicitly outlining these retaliatory measures, the update transforms a matter of personal command into a rigid state directive, ensuring a definitive response even in the absence of the supreme leader. Because nothing says “stable regime” like guaranteeing mutually assured destruction from beyond the grave.

“This may have been policy before, but it has added emphasis now it has been enshrined in the constitution. Iran was the wake-up call. North Korea saw the remarkable efficiency of the U.S.-Israeli decapitation attacks, which immediately eliminated the greater part of the Iranian leadership, and they must now be terrified,” said Andrei Lankov, an international relations professor at Kookmin University in Seoul, South Korea.

In addition to the new nuclear protocols, the constitutional revision includes amendments that formally define North Korea’s sovereign territory and excise long-standing references to “peaceful reunification,” which was always code for “we’ll invade them the second they let their guard down.”

Notably, the update to Article 2 marks the first time the country has incorporated a specific territorial clause into its constitution, explicitly stating that North Korea’s boundaries encompass the land bordering the People’s Republic of Korea and the Russian Federation to the north and the Republic of Korea to the south.

According to analysts, this geographical clarification serves to legally solidify the permanent division of the peninsula and represents Pyongyang’s rejection of a shared national identity with Seoul. Or, in simpler terms: “We hate you guys, please stay on your side of the DMZ, and if you kill our God-King we will glass the planet. Thanks.”

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Alleged "reporter" for CNN in UK "afraid" to travel to US

"I have a British accent, so you must believe me"

 CNN’s Christiane Amanpour, self-styled queen of international journalism, just dropped a stinkbomb so unhinged it could make Kim Jong-un blush. 

The 67-year-old British-Iranian reporter, who’s dodged bullets in war zones like the Gulf and Bosnia, says she geared up for a trip to the U.S. like she was infiltrating North Korea.  The land of the free, home of the brave? More like Pyongyang with better Wi-Fi, apparently.

“I have to tell you, when I went to Harvard to give this speech, and it was just a few days ago last week, I must say, I was afraid,” Amanpour whined on her podcast “The Ex Files,” where she trades hot takes with her ex-husband, former State Department suit James Rubin. 

Afraid of what? The horrors of Harvard Yard? A rogue TSA pat-down? No, she was quaking in her boots about stepping foot in Trump’s America, wait, Biden’s America. 

“I’m a foreigner, I don’t have a green card, I’m not an American citizen, I’m fairly prominent, and I literally prepared to go to America as if I was going to North Korea,” the withering violet said, probably clutching her pearls for dramatic effect. She's ditching her iPhone and iPad for a burner phone. “I took a burner phone, Jamie, imagine that,” she told Rubin, a man who left her for some reason. 

She sounded like she was auditioning for a Jason Bourne flick. The phone had nothing but a few numbers: her assistant, her ex, her kid, and a CNN lawyer. Because nothing screams “I’m ready for Guantanamo” like a Nokia with four contacts.

CNN’s finest compares a U.S. trip to sneaking into North Korea: “I took a burner phone. Imagine that!” Cue the spy music. pic.twitter.com/ash7S47rjG
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman)

Amanpour’s been around war zones, dictatorships, you name it. But apparently, a quick hop to Cambridge, Massachusetts, had her sweating like she was crossing the DMZ. “I was really afraid,” she lied, citing rumors of British citizens getting grilled at the border for “hours and hours and hours.”

 She even consulted CNN’s security team, probably expecting a SWAT escort. 

Spoiler alert: She waltzed through customs without a hitch. “So, huge sigh of relief I breathed,” she admitted, before pivoting to her real point: “But wow, can you imagine if I’m afraid, what do others think?” Others, presumably, being the huddled masses who don’t have CNN’s legal department on speed dial. 

This isn’t Amanpour’s first time when she released unhinged hyperbole. Back in 2020, she made a lazy comparison of Trump’s presidency to Nazi Germany. I bet she claims she made that one up all by herself.

On her CNN show, just days after the 2020 election, she kicked things off with this gem: “This week, 82 years ago, Kristallnacht happened.” You know, the 1938 Nazi pogrom where Jews were attacked, their homes and businesses trashed, and synagogues burned. No biggie, just another Tuesday for Amanpour to link to Trump, and coming from an obvious anti-Semite, she probably shouldn't have gone the way of the Nazis because it hurts her cause.

“It was the Nazis’ warning shot across the bow of our human civilization that led to genocide against a whole identity, and in that tower of burning books, it led to an attack on fact, knowledge, history and truth,” she bloviated. “After four years of a modern-day assault on those same values by Donald Trump, the Biden-Harris team pledges a return to norms, including the truth.”

Yeah, sure, how'd that work out for the Biden bull throwers?

Jewish groups weren’t exactly thrilled, with one telling her to “stop using the horrors of the Holocaust to justify an agenda.” But does the anti-Semitic woman care? Nah. She’s too busy packing burner phones for her next “dangerous” mission to the land of Starbucks and free speech.

This is ⁦⁦@camanpour on⁩ ⁦@CNN⁩ comparing Trump’s tenure to Nazi Germany. How the hell is this sort of prejudice tolerated on mainstream media? Third rate rubbish. pic.twitter.com/EG9eB9vQWo
— Ben Habib (@benhabib6) November 12, 2020

So here we are, folks. Christiane Amanpour, globetrotting "journalist" who stared down warlords, is out here acting like a trip to the U.S. requires a covert op. 

Next time, maybe she’ll just Zoom in from London and save the burner phone for the real dictators.

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South Korea goes way left

South Korea’s presidential election took a hard left turn on Tuesday, with official vote tallies handing victory to comrade Lee Jae-myung, a left-wing opposition leader. He trounced a conservative candidate tied to the disgraced former president Yoon Suk Yeol, whose disastrous martial law stunt in December cratered his political career.

So it seems that voters went with their emotions, not with their brains.

The election could signal a “kind of a return to normal politics” after six months of chaos, especially as U.S. tariffs loom large, stirring economic uncertainty, according to one expert. But don’t hold your breath, Lee’s victory reeks of trouble. He’s poised to cozy up to China and play footsie with North Korea, a move that’s sure to raise eyebrows in Washington and among freedom-loving South Koreans.

Lee campaigned as a unifier, riding the wave of backlash against Yoon’s martial law debacle. But the Korea JoongAng Daily nailed it: he “will need to navigate a deeply polarized electorate and a shifting geopolitical landscape.” 

Good luck with that when your playbook seems to involve appeasing dictators and alienating allies. South Korea’s in for a rocky ride.

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Kim goes ballistic after 5k ton warship capsizes as he watches: LOL anybody?

North Korea’s second naval destroyer [the NK Glub-Glub-Gurgle] was severely damaged as Kim Jong Un watched the launch. It was a veritable clusterfrack.

Kim watched as the 5,000-ton warship capsized at the northeastern port of Chongjin on Wednesday amid efforts to modernize the country’s naval forces.

According to the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA), Kim blamed military officials, scientists, and shipyard operators for a “serious accident and criminal act caused by absolute carelessness, irresponsibility, and unscientific empiricism.” Surprisingly, he did not blame U.S. President Donald Trump, but that doesn't mean "The View" won't go that route.

The damaged warship is believed to carry nuclear-capable ballistic and cruise missiles which Kim is hoping would work better than the boat launch.

Kim ordered urgent restoration, linking the ship's recovery to national authority, and ordered the trusty punishment mine field to be loaded up again to see if the guilty parties can make it through to the other end before getting blown up.

The leader for life called for a ruling Workers’ Party meeting in June to address their “irresponsible errors.” 

The state media outlet confirmed that, during the ceremony, “a serious accident occurred.”

They did not provide details on the exact cause of the issue or whether anyone was injured, but knowing what we know about Kim and his methods of discipline, the injuries they might have incurred would be nothing compared to what Kim would unleash on them.

In a statement, KCNA said: “Due to immature command and operational negligence, the parallel movement of the bogies could not be guaranteed, resulting in the launching sled in the stern detaching first and causing the ship to capsize.

“The ship’s balance was destroyed due to a rupture in the hull in some sections, and the bow section was unable to detach from the keel.”

Kim, who has ruled with an iron fist since 2011, said the restoration of the warship “must be completed unconditionally” before June. He described restoration as "urgent" and that it wasn't just a practical problem but “a political issue directly related to the authority of the country.”

One person on "Bored Panda" wrote: "This is what happens when you order warships off Temu."

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Rashida Tlaib offers anti-Israel/anti-Semitic amendment to reduce foreign influence on US universities

Rashida Tlaib, the Democratic Representative from Michigan, has once again demonstrated her unwavering commitment to the anti-Israel cause by introducing an amendment to the Republican-led DETERRENT Act. 

This legislation is designed to curb the influence of foreign gifts and contracts at American universities, and has been met with Tlaib's insistence that Israel's relationships with these institutions must be subjected to intense scrutiny. 

One can almost hear the echoes of age-old prejudices in her words as she spoke on the House floor, demanding that Israel be added to the "countries of concern" meddling in American academia.

Tlaib, a figure who has made no secret of her disdain for Israel, [and thus, the Jews] had the audacity of dope to claim that the Defending Education Transparency and Ending Rogue Regimes Engaging in Nefarious Transactions (DETERRENT) Act is nothing more than a Republican ploy to "scapegoat" the woes of US higher education on nations like Iran, Qatar, and China. Yet, the act itself, if passed, would sensibly amend the Higher Education Act of 1965 to limit contracts with adversarial foreign entities, mandate disclosure of gifts and contracts from foreign actors by faculty and staff, and require transparency regarding certain foreign investments within endowments.

In a moment of breathtaking absurdity, Tlaib declared, "We know that President Trump is the biggest threat to our education system in America right now, not someone in North Korea or China, so please give me a break." 

She then tacked on an amendment to ensure the bill includes "countries whose leaders have active arrest warrants issued against them by the International Criminal Court [ICC]" and "countries actively on trial with the International Court of Justice [ICJ] for violating the Genocide Convention and the Geneva Conventions." 

This, of course, is a thinly veiled attack on Israel, whose Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and former defense minister Yoav Gallant face ludicrous ICC arrest warrants for alleged war crimes in Gaza, while South Africa pursues a baseless case at the ICJ accusing Israel of "state-led genocide" in its defensive war against the terrorist group Hamas.

Both American and Israeli leaders have rightly condemned these actions by the ICC and ICJ as groundless and indicative of a deep-seated anti-Israel bias. Yet Tlaib, in her speech, pointed to her colleagues' support for Israel as evidence of their supposed failure in "holding countries with human rights abuses accountable" and their reluctance to "uphold international law." 

The irony is palpable as she accuses her fellow lawmakers of protecting the "Israeli government apartheid regime" by supporting the detainment and arrest of non-citizen college students who protest Israel.

In the 17 months since Hamas's barbaric invasion and massacre across southern Israel on October 7, 2023, Tlaib has unleashed a torrent of vitriol against the Jewish state. As the only Palestinian American woman in Congress, she has repeatedly accused Israel of "genocide" and "ethnic cleansing" in Gaza, as well as causing a famine—claims that fly in the face of the Israeli military's efforts to minimize civilian casualties and facilitate aid to the enclave. 

"This is not about transparency, as it is claimed. It’s truly about destroying freedom of speech," Tlaib asserted, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the DETERRENT Act addresses legitimate concerns over foreign adversaries using financial influence to censor free speech and spread anti-Western propaganda in American universities.

The issue gained urgency in Washington following the October 7 attacks, as campuses became breeding grounds for anti-Zionist [read: anti-Semites] and anti-American protests. Critics have long warned of the lavish financial gifts and investments bestowed upon American universities by countries like Qatar, which harbors high-ranking Hamas leaders living in luxury outside Gaza while severely restricting academic freedom at American schools operating within its borders. 

The legislation also coincides with the Trump administration's efforts to detain and deport non-citizens accused of supporting terrorist groups, such as Mahmoud Khalil, a Palestinian legal resident from Syria apprehended for supporting Hamas after completing post-graduate studies at Columbia.

Tlaib's outrage over Khalil's arrest led her to pen a letter to Homeland Security's Kristi Noem, demanding that he be "freed from DHS custody immediately." The missive further alleged that Khalil's arrest exemplifies the Trump administration's "anti-Palestinian racism" and accused the White House of attempting to dismantle the "Palestine solidarity movement in this country." 

One might ask whether Tlaib's unwavering support for such figures and her relentless attacks on Israel reveal more about her own biases than those she claims to oppose.

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Rocket Man vows toughest anti-US policy before Trump is sworn in

North Korean dictator for life, Kim Jong Un, has promised the "toughest" anti-U.S. policy that he is implementing just prior to President-elect Donald Trump taking office.

Although Trump met with Kim three times during his first presidency, it's likely he will be more involved with the conflicts in the Middle East and Ukraine, and Kim's support for Russia in the latter war will be a huge challenge for Trump when trying to rekindle diplomatic relationships.

The ruling Worker's Party held a five-day meeting that ended Friday in which Kim referred to the U.S. as “the most reactionary state that regards anti-communism as its invariable state policy.” Kim [aka Rocket Man] said that the U.S.-South Korea-Japan security partnership is expanding into “a nuclear military bloc for aggression."

“This reality clearly shows to which direction we should advance and what we should do and how,” the chubby ruler said, according to the official Korean Central News Agency (KCNA).

The KCNA said Kim's speech “clarified the strategy for the toughest anti-U.S. counteraction to be launched aggressively” by North Korea for its long-term national interests and security.

KCNA didn't go into detail about the anti-U.S. strategy. However, it mentioned that Kim outlined tasks to enhance military capability through advances in defense technology and emphasized the importance of strengthening the mental resilience of North Korean soldiers.

The previous meetings between Trump and Kim not only ended their exchanges of heated words and threats of destruction but also built personal connections. Trump once famously said he and Kim “fell in love.” However, their discussions fell apart in 2019, as they disagreed over U.S.-led sanctions on North Korea.

Since then, North Korea has ramped up its weapons testing to create more dependable nuclear missiles aimed at the U.S. and its allies. In response, the U.S. and South Korea have broadened their joint military exercises, including trilateral drills with Japan, which North Korea sees as rehearsals for an invasion.

Efforts to persuade North Korea to give up its nuclear weapons in exchange for economic and political benefits are further complicated by its growing military ties with Russia.

According to reports from the U.S., Ukraine, and South Korea, North Korea has sent over 10,000 troops and conventional weapons to aid Moscow’s conflict with Ukraine. There's a worry that Russia might provide North Korea with advanced weapons technology in return, helping them to build more potent nuclear missiles.

Ukrainian President-dictator Volodymyr Zelenskyy stated last week that 3,000 North Korean soldiers have been killed or injured in the fighting in Russia's Kursk region. This was the first notable estimate by Ukraine of North Korean losses since their deployment to Russia started in October.

Russia and China, each facing their own conflicts with the U.S., have consistently blocked U.S.-led attempts to impose additional U.N. sanctions on North Korea, despite its ongoing missile tests which violate U.N. Security Council resolutions.

Last month, Kim remarked that his previous negotiations with the United States only reinforced Washington’s “unchangeable” hostility towards his nation, and he described his nuclear expansion as the sole defense against external threats.

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South Korea in chaos: President Yoel calls for martial law, Parliament rescinds and Yoel wants both sides arrested

Earlier today, President Yoon Suk Yoel, imposed martial law over the country claiming it is due to the North Korea communist threat and the elements of it inside the parliament. However, both parties within the S. Korean parliament decided together to lift the martial law--some of the soldiers even began to leave parliament but the military leaders said that martial law must remain in effect until the President lifts it.

Now the latest word is that Yoel has instructed the military to storm its parliament and raid the offices and arrest the opposition leader, both the socialist leader, Lee Jae-myung, and the conservative leader, Han Dong-hoon, of his own party. 

Yeol addressed the nation after midnight when he declared martial law, stating that it would be imposed immediately, but the South Korean National Assembly, aka Democratic Party opposed it. Even his own party, as mentioned, opposed martial law.

Despite the assembly chamber being closed and under military guard, 195 assembly members convened outside the building and voted unanimously to overturn the decree. Only 150 votes from the 300-member assembly were needed to repeal the president's edict.

National Assembly Speaker Woo Won-Shik declared that lawmakers “will protect democracy with the people.” He urged the police and soldiers to vacate the National Assembly grounds, and they complied.

The military leadership aligns with Yoon. A military spokesperson echoed Yoon's claim that the parliament could lead to “social confusion” and should be suspended.

The South Korean Democratic Party has moved beyond mere opposition into outright obstructionism. Yoon's legislative agenda is now stalled, with little chance of revival in the near future. Yoon accused the Democrats of transforming the nation into a “drug haven” and causing disorder. “The National Assembly has become a monster undermining liberal democracy, and the nation is in a precarious state, teetering on the edge of collapse," Yoon stated in his television address.

“We will eliminate the anti-state forces and restore the country to normalcy as quickly as possible," Yoon assured the public.

The leader of Yoon's conservative People Power Party, Han Dong-hoon, labeled the decision to impose martial law as “wrong” and pledged to “stop it with the people.” Opposition leader Lee Jae-myung, who narrowly lost to Yoon in the 2022 presidential election, denounced Yoon's announcement as “illegal and unconstitutional.”

Yoon, in a televised speech, argued that martial law would assist in “rebuilding and protecting” the country from “falling into the depths of national ruin.” He claimed he would “eradicate pro-North Korean forces and protect the constitutional democratic order.”

“I will eliminate anti-state forces as quickly as possible and normalize the country,” he said, asking the public to trust him and tolerate “some inconveniences.”

The martial law order forbids “denying free democracy or attempting a subversion” and criminalizes “fake news” along with “manipulating public opinion.” It also demands that doctors resume work, ending their months-long strike against increased medical school admissions. “Strikes, work stoppages and rallies that incite social chaos” are also banned.

Citizens have already begun to fill the streets in protest.

Given the military's division and public demonstrations against the first imposition of martial law in 40 years, what could Yoon's future hold?

The Democratic members of the assembly have been quick to initiate impeachments, having already removed three prosecutors and several ministers. President Yoon himself is under investigation for corruption, and this martial law decree seems to offer yet more ammunition for his detractors.

It's quite likely that Yeol will be impeached. At the least, he has royally screwed up.

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North Korea expands its list of 6 crimes that are no longer punishable by death

Brain Flushings has recently discovered that North Korea has slightly deflated the list of crimes that are no longer punishable by death. This comes as a great relief to North Koreans who, though starving as the canine population decreases, still wish to remain alive.

The list below is a good start to a new North Korea and a somewhat brighter future to the inhabitants.

1. Jay walking. Although jay walking can cause accidents and even death to the jay walker or those attempting to avoid hitting them with their bicycles, North Korea's Supreme Leader for Life Kim Jong Un, will no longer have jay walkers put to death. He has found it in his kind heart to simply have both of their feet run over by a Kia SUV and warn them the next time it will be done with a Hyundai. Wah.

2. Cursing out loud over a stubbed toe. In the past, Kim had these unfortunate people put to death because he hates bad language and made an example of them. Now he simply forgives them because the same thing happened to him not long ago.

3. Accidentally spilling milk. This used to be punishable with death because the entire notion that one should not cry over spilt milk was a Western saying which got Kim's goat and he would fly into a rage if anyone (including an uncle who found himself shucking and jiving in  a mine field while Kim watched) spilled milk. Now the punishment is less harsh as it consists of being beaten with 100 stroke by a cat-o-nine tails.

4. Eating a neighbor's cat. While Kim despised people who would steal their a neighbor's pet for food, he knew in his heart that if the neighbor wasn't sufficiently hungry to indulge in chowing down on Fluffy, then this neighbor had too much 'privilege' and their cat-eating neighbor had every right to eat the cat.

5. Making a math problem error. Asians, Kim knows, generally excel in math and any North Korean who cannot solve a simple calculus problem was put to death. However, times have changed and Kim was running out of people for the People's Army who would one day conquer the world.

6. Missing a basketball slam-dunk in competition. Everyone knows how much Kim loves the game of basketball [just ask Dennis Rodman]. If a player on the team he happens to be rooting for on a given day is open for an "in-your-face-slam-dunk" misses the shot, that player would then be shot. But now a softer, gentler Kim has had a change of heart and will only have the player spend a year and a day in a North Korean prison.

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Kim Jong Un promises 'death blow' to his enemies, ignores our VIC

North Korea Supreme Leader for Life Kim Jong Un, held a meeting with his military officials last week and vowed an overwhelming assault on any possible enemy, totally ignoring the U.S. VIC [Vegetable In Chief] Joe Biden's request for "compamanonopan" [i.e., cooperation].

Kim made the statement on Wednesday while speaking at Kim Jong-il University of Military and Politics (Go Emaciates!) as reported by Yonhap News Agency. They said that Kim was poised to make a "death blow" to enemies.

"[Kim Jong Un] said that now is the time to be more thoroughly prepared for a war than ever before and that the DPRK should be more firmly and perfectly prepared for a war, which should be won without fail, not just for a possible war," North Korean state media reported.

"DPRK" stands for "Democratic People's Republic of Korea," the country's official name, but it's an oxymoron to believe that it belongs to the people.

"It is an immutable law of war victory to neutralize the numerical and military and technical superiority of the enemy by means of superiority in ideology and war methods," Kim Jong Un said in Korean, thoroughly confusing himself and Yonhap News Agency.

He reportedly added that "now is the time to be more thoroughly prepared for a war than ever before and that the DPRK should be more firmly and perfectly prepared for a war, which should be won without fail, not just for a possible war."

The dictator's aggressive tone shoots down any prospect of cooling tensions growing between North Korea, Japan, South Korea, and the U.S.

Alleged U.S. President Joe Biden mumbled an appeal Wednesday for Kim to accept a Japanese proposal for international talks.

"We welcome the opportunity of our allies to initiate dialogue with the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea," Biden mush-mouthed during a joint press conference with Kishida. "As I’ve said many times, we’re open to dialogue ourselves without preconditions with the DPRK."

"The window of a discussion with North Korea is open," Kishida said at the same conference. "The establishment of a meaningful relationship between Japan and North Korea is in the interests of both Japan and North Korea and it could be hugely beneficial to the peace and stability of the region."

North Korea has taken an even more caustic international posture than usual in recent months, abandoning its symbolic goal of reunification with South Korea and declaring them their "primary foe" and "principal enemy."

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Oh the horror! Leftist panic grows as conservatism grows in U.S.

It looks like America has had enough with left-wing fiddle-farting with our lives and the leftist media is doing a "Biden with Pope" move regarding the fear that Trump may win a second presidential term.

According to the left-wing outlet The Economist, a "growing peril" of a national conservative movement is spreading faster throughout the U.S. than crotch crabs on a president's son.

The outlet called on liberals to stop the MAGA movement that they claim is "dangerous." Which translates to 'stop the MAGA movement by any means necessary.' See, it's actually the leftist lunatics who are the real danger to democracy. [See Trump trials for further references.]

The authors compared conservatism in the 1980s during the Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher era to former President Trump's presidency.

The article warns that conservatives will reign power by capturing "state institutions, including courts, universities, and the independent press." As it stands now, the left wants to keep those institutions for themselves because they aren't good at sharing.

The Economist did not mention the real problems the U.S. and the rest of the Western world faces, thus avoiding focusing on the economy, law enforcement, the weaponization of the judicial system, the slow Islamization of the West, and the obvious threats by Russia, China, Iran, Venezuela, and even North Korea. 

Better not to look--it's pretty scary.

Instead, the outlet calls to arm against the growing conservative movement, as if we are the enemy. The reason that we're growing is because their policies aren't working and are even making things worse. Meanwhile, Biden and his party whistle past the grave, pretending that there's nothing to see other than a strong economy and the blossoms of democracy.

If you believe that tripe, you might believe that Joe Biden is the smartest president ever.

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North Korea fires hundreds of artillery rounds into disputed area with South Korea

North Korea conducted yet another round of artillery fun and games by firing over 200 artillery shells near its disputed border with South Korea.

South Korean intelligence estimates more than 200 shells fired into the area on Friday and an additional 60 rounds of artillery on Saturday. 

In response to the hermit kingdom, South Korea responded with about 400 rounds back at them, the SoKo Defense Ministry reported.

South Korean military officials are in contact with the U.S. and both countries are monitoring the situation as it appears to be incessantly escalating.

"We gravely warn that the entire responsibility of such crisis-escalating situations lies with North Korea and strongly call for its immediate halt," South Korean Joint Chiefs of Staff spokesman Col. Lee Sung-jun said at a Friday press conference.

Lee continued, "Under close coordination between South Korea and the United States, our military is tracking and monitoring related activity, and will conduct corresponding measures to North Korea's provocations."

So it seems as if the world is on its last legs with all the divisiveness, anger, and the accepted anti-Semitism.

The western sea border between North Korean and South Korean territory has been the site of multiple skirmishes since the end of the Korean War. In 2010, North Korea allegedly torpedoed a warship owned by the South, killing 46 sailors.

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Kim's rocket goes BOOM! during launch and it was caught on camera

Stage One of a North Korean rocket exploded on Tuesday during a alleged spy satellite launch, a video that captured the event shows. The camera, normally used for tracking meteors or shooting stars, was from South Korea's Yonsei University [Go Jajangmyeons!]. The video showed the first stage of the North Korean Chollima-1 rocket appearing to erupt and spread debris, Reuters reported on Friday.

"This time they appear to have detonated the first stage propellant in mid-air," Byun Yong-Ik, an astronomy professor at Yonsei University, told Reuters. "This kind of measure was not seen in the previous launch attempts, and it could have been an effort to prevent South Korean and U.S. authorities from recovering the (rocket), as it is equipped with a new engine."

The activity was classified as unusual by North Korean rocket experts in the report.

The U.S. Space Force, a branch of the military initiated by former President Donald Trump, cataloged an object in orbit matching the trajectory of the launch, suggesting the spy satellite is actually in space, astronomer Jonathan McDowell posted Tuesday on X.

McDowell, who is based at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, also tracks worldwide space launches, landings and re-entries.

Following North Korea's claims of the successful spy satellite launch on Tuesday, senior U.S. officials and the Biden White House condemned the activity and even wagged their fingers.

White House officials released a statement saying the launch on Tuesday was "a brazen violation of multiple UN (United Nations) Security Council resolutions, raises tensions, and risks destabilizing the security situation in the region and beyond."

South Korea is planning its own first spy satellite for launch later in November, on a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launching from Vandenberg Space Force Base.

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US has N. Korea defector in custody after his months of detainment in the hermit nation

North Korea has released Travis King since holding him in detainment since July.

King has been held by North Korean authorities since July 18, when he reportedly made a dash toward the darkness of NoKo while with a tour group as he ran into the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) that is between North and South Korea.

The government of North Korea stated on Wednesday that it was planning the return of U.S. Army Pvt. Travis King to U.S. custody according to state-run news agencies.

"The relevant organ of the [Democratic People's Republic of Korea] decided to expel Travis King, a soldier of the U.S. Army who illegally intruded into the territory of the DPRK, under the law of the Republic," state media outlet Korean Central News Agency wrote, according to translations provided by Yonhap News Agency.

Since King's capture, there has been no contact with him and officials from North Korea have been intentionally vague when responding to U.S.'s begging for his return.

The incident occurred after the private finished approximately two months in a South Korean detention facility after he physically assaulted South Korean locals, according to a senior defense official who spoke with Fox News on Tuesday. He made it clear while being held in detention that he did not want to return to the United States, according to the official. 

King was released on July 10 and sent home to Fort Bliss where he faced additional military discipline under the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) and possible discharge from the military. He has faced no less than two additional assault-related allegations in South Korea.

He was fined $3,950 by the court in February as he was convicted of assaulting an unidentified person. He also damaged a police vehicle in Seoul in October of last year, according to a transcript of the verdict which was obtained by the Associated Press.

The deserter admitted to crossing into North Korea according to their state media and he allegedly told them he did so because of "inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S. Army."

He was evidently upset that unlike BLM, he didn't get away with the violence he unleashed on people.

"During the investigation, Travis King confessed that he had decided to come over to the DPRK as he harbored ill feeling against inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S. Army," KCNA reported. "He also expressed his willingness to seek refuge in the DPRK or a third country, saying that he was disillusioned at the unequal American society."

Yeah, sure. 

King's mother, in an apparent effort to help her son avoid being charged with a high crime, disputed the reports from North Korea, saying that her son had no motivation to defect to the totalitarian nation. 

Maybe he just did a Biden and accidentally tripped over the DMZ into the arms of North Korea.

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Soldier who ran to North Korea turns out to be an idiot

Travis King is the soldier who defected last month to North Korea while touring the Demilitarized Zone, aka DMZ. Communist North Korea has now revealed why the self-identified victim fled into the nether regions of Asia. 

The commies say that King was upset over the Army's inhumane treatment of him and good old racism, the most overused word of the 21st Century.

The thing is, King is a moron. He assaulted someone in South Korea and was detained there for less than two months.

The soldier was supposed to get on a flight back to the United States where he was to face a hearing for his actions.

At worst, he would get booted out of the Army if found guilty at the hearing. After that, he would be free to be a moron in the states and to live his moron life as he sees fit. But no, he saw North Korea as his get out of jail free card and now he's in one of the suckiest places on the planet.

Seriously, how stupid can one person be?

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N. Korea insults Biden and warns of "serious danger"

Kim Yo Jong, the skinny yet powerful sister of North Korea's Kim Jong Un, has warned that the new U.S.-South Korea defense agreement threatens regional peace and said Saturday to state media that the alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden should be ready for "far too great an after-storm." She added that the agreement would only lead to "more serious danger."

South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol was in Washington earlier last week to seek security assurances from Biden, and will he promise not to lie to them like he often does about everything.

After the summit on Wednesday, Biden claimed that any North Korean nuclear attack on the US or its allies would "result in the end of whatever regime" took such action.

Kim Yo Jong said that the summit actually strengthened North Korea's resolve to enhance its nuclear arms capabilities and that a nuclear deterrent "should be brought to further perfection." Iran is also working on that category of 'perfection.'

One of the promises by the US is to have US nuclear submarines make port calls in South Korea, for the first time in over 40 years.

Inspiring confidence and trust

The two countries also committed to plans for bilateral presidential consultations in the event of a nuclear attack from North Korea, the establishment of a nuclear consultative group and improved information exchange.

Kim, who is North Korea's top foreign policy official, stated that the agreement reflected the "most hostile and aggressive will of action" against North Korea and threatens regional peace and security, reported KCNA, the state media agency.

She also described President Biden as senile and "too miscalculating and irresponsibly brave." She is correct about the senile part, but brave is a communist lie.

She added that Pyongyang wouldn't simply dismiss his words and that he "should be prepared for far too great an after-storm." 

The only after-storm Biden experiences is what happens an hour after his oatmeal.

Biden's meeting with President Yoon came amid the increased tension in the Korean Peninsula.

In a historical, flip-off of a sanction-defying move, North Korea test-fired about 100 missiles since the start of 2022 and Kim Jong Un is likely to increase those numbers soon as he continues to flaunt North Korea's nuclear capabilities.

Meanwhile, South Korea isn't sitting on its haunches as it has increased military training with the US and calling on nuclear scientists to increase production of weapons-grade material.

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Kim Jong Un may execute bodyguard for letting him go out with schmutz on his jacket

A North Korean bodyguard may be executed or worse for allowing the fair and honorable leader for life, Kim Jong Un to go outside with a powdery substance on his jacket without telling him. This is almost as bad as the time another former bodyguard did not inform Kim that he had toilet paper stuck to his shoe. This bodyguard was punished with "Death by a Thousand Cuts," and his family was punished by having to go out in public with toilet paper hanging from the back of their pants for life.

The latest faux pas occurred last week when Kim was watching a missile launch as propaganda photos captured him looking over a balcony. But lo and behold, the supreme exalted and wonderful leader for life had schmutz on his jacket in the form of a mysterious white powder similar to the kind that is often seen in photos of Hunter Biden's nostrils.

Kim was publicly humiliated and that doesn't bode well for the person whose job it was to make certain that the leader always looked like he had his stuff together.

North Korean expert Michael Madden explained that those “responsible” for Kim Jong-un’s wardrobe malfunction could be sentenced to hard labour or even execution. It all depends on Kim's mood of the day.

Earlier this month, an unintelligent intelligence agent faced the possibility of a firing squad after being caught using internet privileges to Google the leader. Had he Googled "Google," there's no telling what might have occurred.

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NoKo fires off ICBM capable of destroying California's French Laundry restaurant

While the Biden administration is feverishly shooting down Chinese spy balloons and Party City mylar party balloons with Sidewinder missiles that cost $450,000 a pop, North Korea quietly launched an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM) that has the capability of hitting California a few days ago.

So with all the talk of China, balloons, Ukraine, Putin and people jumping out of Russian windows in an attempt to fly, we seem to be taking our eyes off the ball . . . istics. 

The nuclear-capable Hwasong-15 flew to an altitude of over 3,500 in flight then fell back down into the ocean between North Korea and Japan. The flight lasted over an hour.

Kim described the test as a demonstration of his “fatal nuclear attack capacity”  that "kill long time." Analysts think the Hwasong-15 can reach mainland USA if fired at a normal launch trajectory and utterly destroy the delusions of progressive Americans. And then there's Chinese balloons and finger traps. 

North Korea said Sunday its latest ICBM test was meant to further bolster its “fatal” nuclear attack capacity against its rivals, as it threatened additional powerful steps in response to the planned military training between the United States and South Korea, to which Rear Admiral Rachel Levine said, "Booster shots prevent the spread of COVID-19. I'm wearing pearls underneath my dress."

North Korea’s official Korean Central News Agency said its launch of this ICBM was organized “suddenly” without prior notice at the direct order of leader for life and Dennis Rodman goombah, Kim Jong Un.

After the NoKo test launch, the United States began its planned military exercises with South Korea, Japan, and other Asian allies. This was announced in advance and gave Kim shade for launching the ICBM. So let's get ready boys and girls--it's either going to be a war or a hockey game, but I repeat myself.

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North Korea fired missiles toward South Korea who fired their own back at 'em

North Korea fired about a dozen missiles toward South Korea on Wednesday, one of which landed near the SoKo sea border. 

In response to the threat, South Korea launched its own "test" missiles.

The incident comes just hours after the hermit nation threatened to use nuclear weapons to have South Korea and the U.S. "pay the most horrible price in history," not counting Biden's Inflation Reduction Act. The catalyst for Kim Jong Un's rhetoric comes from the ongoing South Korean-U.S. military drills that the fat man views as an invasion rehearsal.

South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said at least one of the missiles launched by North Korea landed less than 40 miles from the South Korean city of Sokcho on the east coast and 104 miles from Ulleung, where air raid warnings had sounded.

"We heard the siren at around 8:55 am and all of us in the building went down to the evacuation place in the basement," an Ulleung county official told Reuters. "We stayed there until we came upstairs at around 9:15 after hearing that the projectile fell into the high seas."

According to SoKo's Joint Chiefs of Staff, President Yoon Suk-yeol ordered a "swift response" to NoKo's latest threat.

Kim has demanded the U.S. and South Korea end large-scale military exercises around the peninsula because it evidently gives him the willies.

This was the closest a North Korean ballistic missile had landed near South Korean waters and things appear to be heating up between the two countries.

"Our military can never tolerate this kind of North Korea's provocative act, and will strictly and firmly respond under close South Korea-U.S. cooperation," South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said in a news release.

The U.S. and South Korea began one of their largest combined military air drills on Monday, called Vigilant Storm, with hundreds of warplanes from both countries staging mock attacks 24 hours per day. This may be seen by Kim as a threat to his dictatorship and he reacted in a bellicose response.

President Biden spoke to our own Joint Chiefs of Staff on the situation saying, "I, uh, my son Beau died fighting the North Korean commies with Corn Pop by his side. Who?"

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North Korea has already test-fired a record number of missiles this year. The country has said a recent barrage of launches was in response to the military drills as Kim worries about his future.

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N. Korea reportedly ready to send 100,000 troops into Ukraine

There is a rumor that the extremists of North Korea are ready to get involved in the Russian invasion of Ukraine and may send in as many as 100,000 troops to help Putin. The report from Russia's state-owned Channel One ["We report, you go to hell"] said that NoKo is ready to send in high-charging volunteer soldiers to add to Russian forces, the New York Post reported. All the North Koreans are asking for in exchange is food and some microbe-free water.

“We shouldn’t be shy in accepting the hand extended to us by [the bulbous North Korean leader] Kim Jong Un,” Russian defense analyst Igor Korotchenko said on Channel One.

According to the Mirror, if North Korea sends troops, Russia would supply grain and energy to its struggling economy in return. They are also willing to negotiate terms involving the distribution of McDonald's gift certificates among the troops because it's hard to fight when your belly is fighting you.

The Mirror reported that North Korea is also ready to send builders to repair war damage.

A pro-Kremlin news agency reported that the North Korean soldiers would be sent to Ukraine’s eastern Donbas region, which Kim has recognized as independent from Ukraine.

Korotchenko noted that North Korea’s “wealth of experience with counter-battery warfare” could be helpful, the Post reported, and they could also supply the Russians with recipes featuring canine and feline meat such as grass con canine and other creative ideas.

Alleged U.S. President Joe Biden is reportedly preparing to send more HIMARS ammunition to Ukraine as part of a new $1 billion weapons package, but he initially misunderstood Ukraine's request and he accidentally sent Mallomar cookies, which made North Korean troops dangerously envious.

Korotchenko welcomed any North Korean involvement in the war, even if the Russians have to use Kim's troops as human shields.

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“If North Korea expresses a desire to meet its international duty to fight against Ukrainian fascism, we should let them,” he said, according to the Post. 

In other words, if Russia invades another country, kills its citizens, destroys its infrastructure, that's because the invaded country are the fascists. Good is bad. Men are women. Black is white. Biden is brilliant. 

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Kim Jong Un ready to fight US and "eliminate" South Korea

Corpulent Leader for Life of North Korea Kim Jong Un is now threatening to "eliminate" South Korea and claims the is ready for battle with the United States and isn't afraid to have any of his people die for his cause. He made this speech to mark the 69th anniversary of the armistice deal that ceased the fighting in the Korean War.

Fat Kim made his first public appearance in nearly three weeks. His speech was one of his bellicose in rhetoric against South Korea since President Yoon Suk Yeol, a conservative, took office in May. 

Yoon pledged to take a tough line toward Pyongyang.

Kim said that  “US imperialists are pushing the South Korean authorities into a suicidal confrontation” with his nation, the state’s official Korean Central News Agency reported Thursday.

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Should Kim go forward in a confrontation with South Korea, U.S. President Joe Biden said, "Huminah nominah, baloopadoo, Jack," or something like that.

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