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A North Korean bodyguard may be executed or worse for allowing the fair and honorable leader for life, Kim Jong Un to go outside with a powdery substance on his jacket without telling him. This is almost as bad as the time another former bodyguard did not inform Kim that he had toilet paper stuck to his shoe. This bodyguard was punished with "Death by a Thousand Cuts," and his family was punished by having to go out in public with toilet paper hanging from the back of their pants for life.
The latest faux pas occurred last week when Kim was watching a missile launch as propaganda photos captured him looking over a balcony. But lo and behold, the supreme exalted and wonderful leader for life had schmutz on his jacket in the form of a mysterious white powder similar to the kind that is often seen in photos of Hunter Biden's nostrils.
Kim was publicly humiliated and that doesn't bode well for the person whose job it was to make certain that the leader always looked like he had his stuff together.
Kim was publicly humiliated and that doesn't bode well for the person whose job it was to make certain that the leader always looked like he had his stuff together.
North Korean expert Michael Madden explained that those “responsible” for Kim Jong-un’s wardrobe malfunction could be sentenced to hard labour or even execution. It all depends on Kim's mood of the day.
Earlier this month, an unintelligent intelligence agent faced the possibility of a firing squad after being caught using internet privileges to Google the leader. Had he Googled "Google," there's no telling what might have occurred.
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