NoKo fires off ICBM capable of destroying California's French Laundry restaurant

While the Biden administration is feverishly shooting down Chinese spy balloons and Party City mylar party balloons with Sidewinder missiles that cost $450,000 a pop, North Korea quietly launched an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile (ICBM) that has the capability of hitting California a few days ago.

So with all the talk of China, balloons, Ukraine, Putin and people jumping out of Russian windows in an attempt to fly, we seem to be taking our eyes off the ball . . . istics. 

The nuclear-capable Hwasong-15 flew to an altitude of over 3,500 in flight then fell back down into the ocean between North Korea and Japan. The flight lasted over an hour.

Kim described the test as a demonstration of his “fatal nuclear attack capacity”  that "kill long time." Analysts think the Hwasong-15 can reach mainland USA if fired at a normal launch trajectory and utterly destroy the delusions of progressive Americans. And then there's Chinese balloons and finger traps. 

North Korea said Sunday its latest ICBM test was meant to further bolster its “fatal” nuclear attack capacity against its rivals, as it threatened additional powerful steps in response to the planned military training between the United States and South Korea, to which Rear Admiral Rachel Levine said, "Booster shots prevent the spread of COVID-19. I'm wearing pearls underneath my dress."

North Korea’s official Korean Central News Agency said its launch of this ICBM was organized “suddenly” without prior notice at the direct order of leader for life and Dennis Rodman goombah, Kim Jong Un.

After the NoKo test launch, the United States began its planned military exercises with South Korea, Japan, and other Asian allies. This was announced in advance and gave Kim shade for launching the ICBM. So let's get ready boys and girls--it's either going to be a war or a hockey game, but I repeat myself.

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U.S. spy agencies: NoKo working on new missiles

Sanumdong missile assembly facility
south of Pyongyang: satellite imagery
by Planet Labs, Inc.

It was too good to be true--our spy agencies are seeing signs that North Korea is building new missiles at a factory that produced their first intercontinental ballistic missile, capable of reaching the U.S., according to intelligence officials.

Satellite photos taken in recent weeks indicates work is underway on at least one to two liquid-fueled ICBMs at Sanumdong, south of the capital, according to officials speaking on the condition of anonymity.

While the new intel doesn't suggest the North Koreans are expanding their capabilities, it does show that they are continuing work on advanced weapons even after President Trump and Kim Jong-un met with Trump declaring that North Korea is "no longer a Nuclear Threat."

Perhaps he was kidding. He likes to say stuff in a hyperbolic way.

This current report about new missile construction comes after recent revelations about a possible uranium-enrichment facility, known a Kangson, that the North is operating in secret.

In his Senate testimony, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo acknowledged that North Korean factories "continue to produce fissile material" to make nuclear weapons, but declined to say whether Pyongyang is building new missiles.

Although Kim met with Trump in a June summit and agreed to a wishy-washy pledge to "work toward" the "denuclearization" of the Korean Peninsula, the fat dictator hasn't made any moves to disarming.

In fact, senior NoKo officials have spoken about their intention of deceiving the U.S. about the number of nuclear warheads and missiles they have, as well as the types and numbers of facilities. They also said they would rebuff international inspectors. Their strategy includes potentially claiming that they've fully denuclearized by declaring and disposing of 20 warheads while hanging on to dozens more.

The Sanumdong factory produced two ICBMs, including the Hwasong-15, with a proven range that could allow it to strike the East Coast of the U.S.

"We see them going to work, just as before," on U.S. official said.

Some dismantling is taking place but much of this is seen by the U.S. as symbolic.

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Rocket Man to launch biggest ever ICBM

Six 'dummy' mics, one real one

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has ordered his rocket scientists to build NoKo's biggest ballistic missile ever! He wants that sucker launched on the regime's 70th anniversary in September. 

The missile will supposedly be equipped with re-entry capability, something their previous death machines didn't have, a defector said speaking with reporters at a Japanese newspaper.

The defector, who wisely remained anonymous, is knowledgeable about the lunatic nation's missile program. He or she told the newspaper Asahi Shimbun that Kim laid out the plans at a meeting in Pyongyang on Dec. 11 and 12th.

The rocket is called the "Unha-4," and will be an upgraded version of the "Unha-3" which was an upgraded version of the "Unha -2." 

[Unha means 'if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.']

"The defector said there were likely two major objectives in launching a new long-range missile. One would be the use of a satellite for guidance and observation of future missile launches, The other could be to use the pro forma launch of a satellite into space to test whether the missile was capable of re-entry into the atmosphere," the paper reported.

In late November, the Hwasong-15 did not survive re-entry into the atmosphere in spite of the regime bragging that the missile was "significantly more powerful than its predecessor, the Hwasong-14, which preceded the Hwasong-13 . . .  and so on. Kim said the Hwasong-15 could carry a "super-heavy nuclear warhead" [if only it wouldn't burn up into little bitesize pieces on re-entry].

He added that the nuclear program will only be used for peaceful purposes "after it destroys the White House and the crazy man inside."

The launch date for the new, improved, gluten-free huge rocket is set for September 9th, North Korea's 70th anniversary (aka "Independence Day, Ha!") when the regime was founded by Kim Il Sung.

Kim will be launching the new missile from his desk conveniently located in one of his royal palaces. He promises that when he hits the button [donated to the regime by Hillary Clinton--she has a thing for buttons] he will scream out, "America, you die! Bwah ha ha!"


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NoKo's citizen prisoners still hungry after all these years

North Korea is marking the sixth anniversary of Kim Jong-il's death and his citizen prisoners are coming from all hobbles of life to attend the ceremony or they will be summarily killed, used as target practice for Kim's emaciated army.

They bow deferentially and put flowers at statues of Kim Jong-il and his father, Kim-Il-sung.

Kim Jong-il, the father of Kim Jong-un, died on December 17, 2011 and mandatory mourners came from all over the hermit nation as fears that crazy Kim Jong-un will launch another missile rise.

Thousands of hungry people marched up Pyongyang's Mansu Hill to bow and place flowers at the feet of the two huge bronze statues of Kim Jong-il and North Korea's founder, Kim Il-sung, who is their "eternal president" and the current corpulent Kim Jong-un's grandfather.

Sad music played in the sub-zero temperature as North Koreans slowly made their way up the hill.

While the level of national mourning is less intense than in previous years, where people were expected to cry uncontrollably, some having to pull out nose hairs to achieve this level of make believe sadness, they are still commanded to avoid drinking, entertainment (such as watching ant fights) and inappropriate displays of enjoyment (often acquired by finding something to eat) the day prior to and after the ceremony.

At midnight, senior ruling [with an iron fist] party officials visited a mausoleum just outside the city where the elder Kims lie dead. 

And now, the still alive corpulent Kim vowed to develop more nuclear weapons on Tuesday, as he decorated scientists and other officials who are part of the development of North Korea's intercontinental ballistic missile, the Hwasong-15.

Somebody dropped a penny

The Center for Strategic and International Studies said in November that data analysis indicated elevated chances for provocations by NoKo within four weeks--so it's time and anything may happen.

Corpulent Kim said on Tuesday that scientists and forced labor would continue manufacturing 'more latest weapons and equipment' to 'bolster up the nuclear force in quality and quantity.'

On the temporary bright side, however, some experts believe North Korea still has technical areas it needs to improve before fully completing its goal of developing a nuclear-tipped missile capable of hitting anywhere in the United States.


So let's wait and watch to see when it happens.


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