Showing posts with label Kim Jong-un. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kim Jong-un. Show all posts

Monday, July 11, 2022

S. Korea detects shots fired, apparently by N. Korea



South Korea's military believes it detected the trajectories of shots fired by the hermit nation of North Korea launched by multiple rocket launchers (MLRs). SoKo's Joint Chief of Staff said the shots were detected after 1800 and their military had gone to a heightened alert posture without mentioning further responses.

North Korea is known to test-fire MLRs in military drills because Kim enjoys fireworks and basketball, and in recent years the country has developed larger rockets. Smaller rockets and missiles are designed to strike targets in the South in the event the south gets froggy [and wants to jump].

In 2022, NoKo has already test-fired a smorgasbord of missiles, including its largest intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) down to its MLRs. In any case, all are banned under U.N. Security Council resolutions and sanctions on NoKo have been imposed to deter their weapons development, because the North Koreans are led by one sick puppy who has no compunctions to kill--even if it's his own family member, like the uncle he had killed via cannon fire.

South Korea is pursuing a $2.6-billion artillery defensive interception system, similar to Israel's "Iron Dome," designed to protect against North Korea's arsenal of long-range guns and rockets. [The major difference is the South Korean rockets will not have a small piece taken off at the end of the rockets nose, like the Jewish rockets.]

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Unfortunately, Seoul, is South Korea's capital and with a population of 52 million and is within striking distance of North Korea's long-range guns and multiple rocket launchers.

And let us not forget that the U.S. has 28,800 military personnel in South Korea and they train with their South Korean counterparts. Should North Korea strike first, it's a given that we will not sit back and watch our guys get slaughtered.

Friday, December 17, 2021

North Korea executed at least 7 people for selling or watching K-pop videos


According to a report, North Korea executed at least seven of its citizens over the past decade for either watching or selling K-pop videos. [H/T Fox News]

K-pop is short for Korean popular music that started in South Korea as part of their culture and is influenced by other genres and styles around the world such as pop, rock, gospel, jazz, reggae, R&B and more. Modern K-pop began in the 1990s as part of K-pop "idol" culture and grew into a subculture amassing a huge following of teens and young adults.

The recent and disturbing uncovering of the executions was documented in a new report titled "Mapping Killings Under Kim Jong-Un" and provided by a South Korean-based human rights group. The document uncovered at least seven executions in North Korea dating back to 2012 and was reviewed by Fox News.

Unafraid of any blowback from its citizens, the executions were often carried out publicly as a warning to others who might want to pretend they weren't [barely] living in one of the world's worst s**tholes under a corpulent dictator who would just as soon kill you as look at you. Kim would usually force family members of those to be executed to watch the deadly punishments, but it is not known whether former NBA player Dennis Rodman ever attended an execution.


The reported executions under fat Kim’s reign were mapped out with the help of 638 North Korean defectors who cooperated with the report’s authors.

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Last June, the New York Post reported that Kim launched a secretive anti-K-pop campaign to impose harsher penalties on citizens caught listening to the popular genre of music from South Korea. The evil dictator has called K-pop a "vicious cancer" corrupting the “attire, hairstyles, speeches, behaviors” of young people in North Korea.

But Kim's hairstyle is just fine . . . except for anyone else who dares to try sporting it.

Talk about culture wars--this is a real one.

Monday, October 4, 2021

NoKo threatens top UN body following emergency meeting





North Korea warned the UN Security Council that if they continued criticizing their missile program, they just might get mad--and you don't want to see them get mad. Although the threats were unspecified, their "Leader for Life" Kim Jong-Un [aka "Rocket Man"] told his delegates to tell the UN people, that he has been working out and is nobody to mess with.

The emergency meeting was held behind closed doors of the top UN body on Friday. The French circulated a proposed statement expressing concern over the electricity-shy nation's missile launches and calls on it to fully implement resolutions by the council to ban its ballistic missile tests.

Jo Choi Su, a senior North Korean Foreign Ministry official stood up, grabbed his crotch, rolled his shoulders and in his best Soprano's voice warned the UN council that it "had better think what consequences it will bring in the future in case it tries to encroach upon the sovereignty" of North Korea.

Jo, who gets angry if you call him Su, also accused the UN body of a "double-dealing standard" because it doesn't treat the U.S. and its allies like they treat the poor North Koreans.

North Korea resumed its missile tests this month after a six-month hiatus. They launched a newly developed missile that has nuclear capabilities and puts the U.S., and South Korea, key allies, within striking distance and this has President Biden thinking, "Where did I leave my mask?"

Kim Jong Un still offered conditional talks with South Korea, in what some self-described experts call an attempt to pressure Seoul to persuade Washington to relax crippling economic sanctions on it as the public in the north is getting tired of eating their main vegetable we call grass.

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There are multiple UN Security Council resolutions which ban North Korea from engaging in ballistic missile activities, as they clearly are attempting to mount nuclear weapons on their ballistic missiles. They pretend the reason they continue to flaunt the resolutions is because they say it's meant to cope with the U.S. military threats, in spite of the absence of any military threats by the U.S.

Despite recent missile launches, North Korea maintains a 2018 self-imposed moratorium on a long-range missile directly threatening the American homeland, a sign that it wants to keep the chance alive for future diplomacy with the U.S., and if they just bide their time a little longer, President Biden will make them a deal and Hunter will be the go-between, or bagman, as it were.

U.S. officials have urged North Korea to return to talks without preconditions, but the North has argued it won’t do so unless the Americans drop their “hostile policy,” in an apparent reference to the sanctions and regular military drills between Washington and Seoul. 

Sunday, February 7, 2021

Is Kim Jong-un a Trump fan? Calls Biden a "rabid dog"

Kim discussing last year's Super Bowl

Seoul, South Korea -- In what appears to be a somewhat unfair depiction of then Vice President Joseph Robinette Biden, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un (via the official Korean Central News Agency) has called him a "rabid dog" that "must be beaten to death with a stick." 

In response to the slur, Biden responded: "Omnominoperamerev." Just kidding--he kept his response to himself.

The commentary by KCNA said the U.S. presidential hopeful at the time “reeled off a string of rubbish against the dignity” of the North’s supreme leadership, an act it said deserves “merciless punishment.” They misspelled his name, however, as "Baiden," but correctly spelled Biden’s name in May when it labeled him a “fool of low IQ” after he called North Korean leader Kim Jong Un a tyrant during a speech.

Two things can be true at the same time.

Elder Abuse

North Korea rarely allows an insult from a foreign leader go by without a response when the insult is directed to the country's adipose dictator. For example, KCNA has made racist and sexist verbal onslaughts against Barack Obama and South Korean President Park Geun-hye, the country's first biologically female leader who identifies as such.

Trump was also a target of insults not only from the American legacy media, but from North Korea. They famously called him a "dotard," but circled back and praised him in 2018 when he extended his not small hand to Kim Jong-un, resulting in three summits and a trip down memory Demilitarized Zone.

Joe plays his banjo

“Anyone who dare slanders the dignity of the supreme leadership of the D.P.R.K, can never spare the D.P.R.K’s merciless punishment whoever and wherever,” said the North Korean statement, referring to the country by its formal name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, which is neither democratic nor belonging to the people.

Hopefully Biden will be as strong with North Korea as Trump was, but don't bet the house on it.


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Sunday, August 23, 2020

Kim Jong-un in coma, sister is on deck to come up to bat, says SoKo diplomat


Chang Song-min, a South Korean diplomat, says that Kim Jong-un is in a mental state in which his cognitive functioning is slightly below that of Joe Biden. In other words, Kim is in a coma. This means that his sister, who hits "clean-up" is in the on-deck circle and is getting ready to come up to the plate should Kim bite the proverbial dust.

Chang is an ex-aide to late South Korean president Kim Dae-jung. He claims that North Korea is hiding the truth about Kim's deteriorating health, who is in a comatose state, not too dissimilar to Biden.

Speaking with local media, Chang Song-min said: "I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended." He was referring to Kim Jong-un, not Joe Biden.

According to Chang, Kim's sister, Kim Yo-jong, is now ready to take over as the hermit state's new supreme leader.

"A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo-jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period."

There is a claim revealed by the National Intelligence Service (NIS), which is South Korea's spy agency like our CIA, that Kim will slowly transfer dictatorial authority to his sister "to ease stress" despite his young age but perhaps due to his being a corpulent lard-ass. 

The NIA's claims come after it was reported Kim had promoted his sister to second-in-command earlier this week. She was so honored to be promoted that she is now considering having a distant family member killed to celebrate.

Kim Yo-jong, 33, is now in charge of North Korean policy towards the US and South Korea, making her de-facto deputy. She is in a great position to take over for Kim Jong-un.

The claims made by Chang come after North Korea media publicized photos purportedly showing Kim Jong-un at a government meeting last week, but the images could not be verified.

Kim Jong-un, who is only 36, has only been seen a few times this year following claims of a "botched" heart operation in April. However, North Korea voided rumors after they released video of Kim cutting ribbon at the opening of a fertilizer factory in May.

But that may be just a lot of fertilizer.



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Saturday, August 4, 2018

U.S. spy agencies: NoKo working on new missiles

Sanumdong missile assembly facility
south of Pyongyang: satellite imagery
by Planet Labs, Inc.
It was too good to be true--our spy agencies are seeing signs that North Korea is building new missiles at a factory that produced their first intercontinental ballistic missile, capable of reaching the U.S., according to intelligence officials.

Satellite photos taken in recent weeks indicates work is underway on at least one to two liquid-fueled ICBMs at Sanumdong, south of the capital, according to officials speaking on the condition of anonymity.

While the new intel doesn't suggest the North Koreans are expanding their capabilities, it does show that they are continuing work on advanced weapons even after President Trump and Kim Jong-un met with Trump declaring that North Korea is "no longer a Nuclear Threat."

Perhaps he was kidding. He likes to say stuff in a hyperbolic way.

This current report about new missile construction comes after recent revelations about a possible uranium-enrichment facility, known a Kangson, that the North is operating in secret.

In his Senate testimony, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo acknowledged that North Korean factories "continue to produce fissile material" to make nuclear weapons, but declined to say whether Pyongyang is building new missiles.

Although Kim met with Trump in a June summit and agreed to a wishy-washy pledge to "work toward" the "denuclearization" of the Korean Peninsula, the fat dictator hasn't made any moves to disarming.

In fact, senior NoKo officials have spoken about their intention of deceiving the U.S. about the number of nuclear warheads and missiles they have, as well as the types and numbers of facilities. They also said they would rebuff international inspectors. Their strategy includes potentially claiming that they've fully denuclearized by declaring and disposing of 20 warheads while hanging on to dozens more.

The Sanumdong factory produced two ICBMs, including the Hwasong-15, with a proven range that could allow it to strike the East Coast of the U.S.

"We see them going to work, just as before," on U.S. official said.

Some dismantling is taking place but much of this is seen by the U.S. as symbolic.

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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Kim is over the moon with Moon

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un met with South Korean President Moon Jae-in in a surprised meeting at the demilitarized zone (DMZ) Saturday. The apparent purpose of the meeting is to keep relationships between the two countries and a possible summit between President Trump and Kim on track. 

We don't know much about what was said at the meeting but South Korea's presidential office announced the two-hour meeting that the leaders met on the north side of the DMZ and discussed how to successfully state a summit between Trump and Kim.

This clearly has angered the women of The View and the leftist media who would rather see Trump fail than to see world peace. They couldn't contain their smiles after the meeting was initially called off by President Trump.


Tuesday, May 15, 2018

BREAKING: NoKo suspends talks with SoKo over military drill

Things have gone from good to worse with North Korea as they've suspended ongoing talks with their southern counterpart due to joint U.S.--South Korean military exercises.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un (aka "Rocket Man") has also called into question whether it pays for him to meet with President Trump, a move scheduled for next month in Singapore.

Last month, Kim met with South Korean president Moon Jae-in which produced a joint commitment to denuclearize the Korean Peninsula. They were scheduled for the next round of talks Wednesday afternoon. But the talks were cancelled in response to Max Thunder Drills, a 2-week exercise involving over 100 aircraft.

North Korean officials say the military exercises are an unwarranted provocation that violated both Koreas' mutual commitment to denuclearization, in what is known as the Panmunjom Declaration.

"This exercise targeting us, which is being carried out across South Korea and targeting us, is a flagrant challenge to the Panmunjom Declaration and an intentional military provocation running counter to the positive political development on the Korean Peninsula," the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said. KCNA is North Korea's state-run propaganda machine.

KCNA suggested the military exercise has jeopardized President Trump's widely anticipated meeting with Kim in June:
The United States will also have to undertake careful deliberations about the fate of the planned North Korea--U.S. summit in light of this provocation military ruckus jointly conducted with the South Korean authorities. We will keep a keen eye on the future attitudes of the U.S. and South Korean authorities."
The media statements ran opposite to previous reports that Kim knew of the scheduled military exercise and did not object. Of note is the fact that North Korea didn't go berserk over the exercise as they typically did in the past, suggesting the possibility that the Trump meeting may still take place.



Monday, May 29, 2017

Japan will work with us after NoKo fires missile test

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe vowed to take action against North Korea after the rogue nation launched its ninth missile test Sunday which plunged into the Sea of Japan.

Abe (pronounced Ah bay) gave a brief TV address on Monday. "As we agreed at the recent G7," he began in perfect Japanese, "the issue of North Korea is a top priority for the international community," Reuters reported.

"Working with the United States, we will take specific action to deter North Korea."

Pyongyang tested a Scud ballistic missile off its eastern coast at 4:40 p.m. ET. The short-range missile flew for six minutes and plunged into the Sea of Japan.

"We cannot tolerate such repeated actions from North Korea, and we have lodged a strong protest against North Korea, criticizing them in the strongest form," said Japanese Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga in a statement.

The latest was the third missile test the hermit nation conducted in a month. Chubby leader Kim Jong-un vowed to field a nuclear-armed missile capable of reaching U.S. territory, while it seems that most college students don't care or even know why we celebrate Memorial Day in the U.S.

Russia and China condemned Sunday's missile test, both calling for restraint, but it was done tongue-in-cheek and said half-heartedly.

The U.S. military announced Friday that it's going to launch the first-of-its-kind missile intercept test this week. A custom-made missile will be launched from the Marshall Island and an interceptor missile (or anti-missile-missile) launched from a California base, will aim to shoot it down in space.  

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

N. Korea: missile launches training to attack US base in Japan

Pyongyang launched four ballistic missiles as part of their training for an attack on the U.S. base in Japan.

KCNA, the North Korean news agency, claimed the launches were designed to prepare the country for an enemy strike.

Funny Hair Supreme Leader for Life, Kim Jong-un oversaw the launch and was very cheerful what he witnessed, the propaganda news agency said. The photo above tells the whole story.

Fortunately, nobody yawned or looked away as the missiles flew boldly into the sky reaching an altitude of 160 miles and landing as close as 190 miles off Japan's northwest coast, Tomomi Inada, Japan's defense minister said.

Under the useless U.N. and their empty-fisted resolution, Pyongyang is banned from using ballistic missile technology. But nobody apparently has the cajones to do anything about it.

Washington and Tokyo officials have called for the UN Security Council to meet over the launches over lunches, and it is expected to take place on Wednesday.

President Trump previously vowed that he will not allow North Korea to obtain nuclear weapons that could endanger the U.S., but it is unclear what he plans to do in order to back up his vow.

Still, Dennis Rodman had no comment.


Saturday, February 4, 2017

China fires back at Mattis about E. China Sea islands


Beijing -- A Chinese spokesman claims  the U.S. is compromising the stability of the East Asia region. This comes after Secretary of State James Mattis' remarks about our commitment to defend Japanese territory including the island group that China is claiming it owns.

Lu Kang, spokesman for the Chinese Foreign Ministry said on Saturday that the U.S. should not discuss the issue, as he made the standard "tic-a-lock" sign of zipping his lips to show us he means business.

China is claiming sovereignty over the very small uninhabited islands, known in Japanese as the Senkaku and in Chinese as Diaoyu. In English, we just call them Little Frick and Frack.

The U.S.-Japan treaty of 1960 is "a product of the Cold War, which should not impair China's territorial sovereignty and legitimate rights," Lu said in a statement on the ministry's website.

"We urge the U.S. side to take a responsible attitude, stop making wrong remarks on the issue involving the Diaoyu islands' sovereignty, and avoid make the issue more complicated and bringing instability to the regional situation," said the 'Kangster.'

Secretary of Defense Mattis, on his first Asian trip, spoke in Tokyo saying the Trump administration will stick to the previous U.S. stance that the U.S.-Japan security treaty applies to defending Japan's continued administration of the Senkaku islands (aka Little Frick and Frack).

The islands were under U.S. administration after WWII but returned to Japan in 1972. China cites historical evidence for its claim to the islands, and when Japan moved to nationalize several of them in 2012, China went ballistic--figuratively speaking. 

It set off anti-Japanese riots in China and they dispatched ships and aircraft to the area around them as a challenge to Japanese control.

The nation that brought us wonton soup and General Tso's Chicken registered its displeasure with Mattis' remarks he made Friday in South Korea in which he said the Trump administration is committed to carrying through on a deal reached by the Obama administration with Seoul last year. 

The deal is to deploy a high-end U.S. missile defense system known as the Terminal High-Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) to South Korea this year. It would be used to defend South Korea and Japan against a North Korean missile attack.

With the lunatic leader 'Kim of the North' playing war games with missiles as if he got them from "the App Store," you cannot blame them for wanting to protect themselves.

China doesn't like THAAD because it would allow us to spy deep into northeastern China with the powerful radar system it uses. This would give us the ability to observe Chinese military movements and the secret ingredient to lobster cantonese.

On Friday, Lu Kang said China's "resolute opposition to the deployment . . . remains unchanged and will not change," adding that it "will jeopardize security and the strategic interests of regional countries, including China, and undermine the strategic balance in the region."

Chinese officials and academics anticipate more turbulence with the Trump administration after the president spoke with the president of Taiwan, the self-governing island democracy that China thinks they own.

President Trump raised concerns over China's military buildup in the South China Sea, and accused the of currency manipulation and unfair trade policies. He also alleged that Beijing wasn't doing enough to pressure North Korea into cutting out the crap with their ballistic missile tests.


Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Chubby Kim cautions Trump against hostile acts

Now that the children had their say as to what they want from Donald Trump as the incoming POTUS, North Korea is now having its say laid out in a nine page statement.

The statement was carried by the official Korea Central News Agency and it claims the President Obama's administration has gone out of its way to "overthrow" the pudgy dictator Kim Jong-un and his country.

It accused Obama of "constantly heaping malicious slander and criticism on the DPRK" and said Kim's government pursued an "aggressive and heinous 'strategic suffocation' policy."

The almost comical memo argued that in the 5 years since the death and rise to heaven of its late, great leader, Kim Jong-il, North Korea has been in an all-out confrontation with the US to cope with growing hostile intent and nuclear threats.

"The anachronistic hostile policy and nuclear threat that the US has enforced with unprecedented recklessness against the DPRK (North Korea) have only provoked its just and righteous countermeasures for self-defense," the memo read.
Failed space launch?

In response to the narrative that they made up about us, the North Korean military has tested two extremely controversial nuclear weapons tests and made constant 'war' threats to South Korea and the West. [Kind of like a frightened guy cursing out a bigger guy to scare him into not fighting.]

The state-run media outlet claimed we tried to scare them with threats of a pre-emptive nuclear strike and constant large-scale maneuvers. 

Well, what do they really expect when it's obvious they're working their fat tails off trying to develop a nuke that can reach California?

North Korea also claims that US-led sanctions deprived them of their "legitimate right to peaceful development of outer space and its buildup of self-defensive nuclear deterrence."

I can't wait to see how President Trump will deal with Corpulent Kim.


Tuesday, September 20, 2016

N. Korea successfully ground tests new rocket engine

Haircut by Anthony of Pyongyang
North Korea had a "successful" ground test of a new rocket engine capable of carrying a nuclear warhead. The state media claims the purpose of such a rocket engine is to launch satellites.

Corpulent leader Kim Jong-un asked his country's scientist to prepare a satellite launch ASAP, reported KCNA.

This latest underground test conducted at the start of September,  is believed to be their most powerful thus far.

The US and China have agreed to step-up cooperation at the UN to deal with North's fifth nuclear test. Both nations have begun discussions on a possible UN sanctions resolution in response to the blatant disregard to past agreements against nuclear proliferation and pursuit of nuclear weapons.

Beijing has not responded directly on UN sanctions, however, according to anonymous diplomats, and haven't said whether it will support tougher sanctions against Pyongyang.

Although China is North Korea's main ally and trading partner, they are not happy about its military actions and Butterball Kim's aggressive rhetoric.

It was Lard-Belly Kim Jong-un who supervised the test at Sohae, the country's satellite-launching site. Armed with strong binoculars and a stopwatch Fat Kim began the count: "One, two, three, go!" he said in Korean, following up with a big "Wheee!"

This engine test gives North Korea "sufficient carrier capability for launching various kinds of satellites, including Earth observation satellites at a world level," the report added.

Bulbous Kim, KCNA said, called for more rocket launches in order to turn North Korea into a "possessor of geostationary satellites in a couple of years to come."

The lying North Koreans claim its space program is purely scientific and there are indications that they plan to launch another long-range rocket. But the US, South Korea and China say the North is aiming to develop inter-continental ballistic missiles.

UN Security Council resolutions ban North Korea from performing any nuclear or ballistic missile tests.

And all our president does is make speeches that make Jumbo Kim and Putin laugh.



Thursday, September 8, 2016

Kim Jong-un bans sarcasm and food

The supreme dictator, follicle aficionado and little fat boy of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, has banned the peasants from using sarcasm in everyday conversations as he elucidates exactly what freedoms of speech will be tolerated and which speech will result in being anti-aircraft gunned to death. 

Sarcasm, according to the Un and only, will get a peasant zigging and zagging in an open field as military artillery is fired at him while Un watches with glee.

The reason the corpulent dictator is doing this is to crack down on criticism of his fair leadership. 

"If I treat my people fairly by not killing them for fun, they must treat me fairly by not making fun of me or my great leadership," the chubby knucklehead said. 

Mass meetings have been used by government officials to issue a clear warning that irony, sarcasm and failure to smile when discussing the great plumpster, Un, "will not be forgiven" and will result in an explosive response. 

Families and friends who may not be personally guilty of uttering sarcastic statements, but who may have chuckled, guffawed, smiled or nodded in affirmation of the sarcasm will be denied the use of food until further notice.

Oppressed (not as defined by Colin Kaepernick but by Miriam Webster) and starving workers have been forewarned that satire towards the regime or indirect criticism hidden behind humor will be seen as "hostile actions".

Examples of phrases outlawed by lard-ass Kim are: "This is all America's fault" which is a jibe at Kim's paranoia where he blames the United States for its own failings.

One source in Jagang province near the Chinese border told Radio Free Asia: "One state security official personally organized a meeting to alert local residents to potential 'hostile actions' by internal rebellious elements.

"The main point of the lecture was 'keep your mouths shut'."

A similar meeting had been held in Yanggang province late August.

The official at the meeting warned attendees against being "dragged into internal hostile behavior."

The source told Radio Free Asia that "This habit of the central authorities of blaming the wrong country when a problem's cause obviously lies elsewhere has led citizens to mock the party."

Dennis Rodman was unavailable for comment.



Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Kim and Dennis Off the Hook?

Guess what. It wasn't Kim. It wasn't even Dennis Rodman.

New evidence brought to the FBI by a security company claims that the culprit who hacked Sony over the making of the film The Interview, is a laid-off employee of the company. North Korea's Kim Jong-un is innocent of the cyber attack.

Norse, a cyber intelligence firm told Fox News that they turned over information to the FBI on Tuesday and briefed the FBI during a meeting in St. Louis. No cops were attacked at the meeting.

Kurt Stammberger, senior vice president for market development of Norse said the "they were very open" to the new information his company provided to them.

Many have voiced skepticism about the FBI's claim that it was Kim Jong-un who was responsible for the attack, saying that North Korea doesn't have the cyber capability to launch such a sophisticated assault.

Stammberger said that his company has data about the malware samples that indicated "super, super detailed insider information" that only a Sony insider would have.

But the FBI is saying "that's our story, and we're sticking by it." Of course, this led to massive numbers of First Amendment patriots, as well as a few liberals, flock to the web to see the movie as a way of flipping the bird to Kim and Dennis Rodman.

In a statement issued by the FBI they stated: "The FBI has concluded the Government of North Korea is responsible for the theft and destruction of date on the network of Sony Pictures Entertainment." They then went so far as to assert: "Attribution to North Korea is based on intelligence from the FBI, the U.S. intelligence community, DHS, foreign partners and the private sector."

Yeah, sure. Where is the NSA when you need them?

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