Little Rocket Man promises 'nuclear clouds' on Japan after eating a burrito

North Korea, that country we've grown to hate, is now threatening to bring "nuclear clouds" to Japan, which was initially thought to mean that dictator Kim Jong Un (aka Little Rocket Man) was planning to release his burrito inspired flatulence upon them. He actually meant nuclear clouds from nuclear weaponry. 

Kim mocked Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for acting like a "headless chicken" at the U.N. General Assembly when he urged the U.N. members to force the rogue nation to end its nuclear and missile programs. 

The hermit nation claimed Japan was escalating tension in the Korean peninsula, and saying their plea to end NoKo's nuclear goal a "suicidal deed" that will end with a nuclear attack to sink the island, which indicates Kim has probably no idea what islands actually are.

The statement read: "Japan's such rackets inciting the tension of the Korean peninsula is a suicidal deed that will bring nuclear clouds to the Japanese archipelago. No one knows when the touch-and-go situation will lead to a nuclear war, but if so, the Japanese archipelago will be engulfed in flames in a moment. This is too self-evident."

After calling Abe a "headless chicken," North Korea said Japan could be "the first victim of nuclear disaster in the world."

North Korea isn't shy about firing missiles over Japan--they've done it twice in the last two months. In September, the missile flew to an altitude of 480 miles and cruised 2,300 miles, which puts Guam in its crosshairs. Afterward, Pyongyang threatened to "sink" Japan and turn the U.S. into "ashes and darkness."

"The four islands of the archipelago should be sunken into the sea by the nuclear bomb of Juche. Japan is no longer needed to exist near us," the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) wrote.

A high ranking government spokesman for Japan called the threat outrageous and provocative.

The North Korean nuclear situation is growing and worsening. This has pushed Abe to seek a public mandate on his tougher diplomatic and defense policies. Abe has dissolved the lower house of parliament and called for a snap election to be held this month.

North Korea's bellicose threats have continued after President Trump promised to "totally destroy" Kim's dictatorship when he spoke at the UNGA. NoKo's foreign minister Ri Yong-ho (no relation to Heidi-ho) called Trump's words a "declaration of war." The White House insisted that they must be smoking something.

Over the weekend, Trump again went after "Little Rocket Man" in a series of presidential tweets after Secretary of State Tillerson said there was "lines of communication" to Pyongyang. The president urged Tillerson to "save [his] energy" adding that he was "wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man."

While this isn't very presidential, it's kind of funny.


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Japan's Abe says he and Trump agree on taking further action vs. NoKo

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe said he and POTUS have agreed to take further action against North Korea after they launched yet another missile.

Abe told reporters after making the call that President Trump vowed to "take all necessary measures to protect" Japan and that Abe praised Trump's commitment. 

The Japan Prime Minister also called on China and Russia to step in and do more to stop the chubby lunatic leading the hermit nation.

"We have made consistent efforts to resolve the North Korean problem in a peaceful manner, but North Korea has ignored that entirely and escalated the situation in a one-sided way," Abe said. "The international community, starting with China and Russia, must take this obvious fact seriously and increase pressure."

He added that Japan would take concrete steps to strengthen their defense system and capabilities under the firm solidarity with the United States and do everything possible to protect the people of Japan.

The White House said in a statement that the two leaders "agreed that North Korea poses a grave and growing direct threat to the United States, Japan, the Republic of Korea, and other countries near and far."

The phone call between President Trump and Prime Minister Abe came just hours after the U.S., South Korea and Japanese militaries spent ten hours flying bomber-jet drills over the Korean peninsula, which was a response to North Korea's incessant ballistic missile launches and nuclear program. 

The U.S. has a regular commitment to defending our allies in the Asia-Pacific region.

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley, who thankfully is no Samantha Power, said in a statement:

"The time for talk is over. The danger the North Korean regime poses to international peace is now clear to all."

It looks like the puss pimple that is North Korea is coming to a head and it's about time to pop the head.


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Japan will work with us after NoKo fires missile test

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe vowed to take action against North Korea after the rogue nation launched its ninth missile test Sunday which plunged into the Sea of Japan.

Abe (pronounced Ah bay) gave a brief TV address on Monday. "As we agreed at the recent G7," he began in perfect Japanese, "the issue of North Korea is a top priority for the international community," Reuters reported.

"Working with the United States, we will take specific action to deter North Korea."

Pyongyang tested a Scud ballistic missile off its eastern coast at 4:40 p.m. ET. The short-range missile flew for six minutes and plunged into the Sea of Japan.

"We cannot tolerate such repeated actions from North Korea, and we have lodged a strong protest against North Korea, criticizing them in the strongest form," said Japanese Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga in a statement.

The latest was the third missile test the hermit nation conducted in a month. Chubby leader Kim Jong-un vowed to field a nuclear-armed missile capable of reaching U.S. territory, while it seems that most college students don't care or even know why we celebrate Memorial Day in the U.S.

Russia and China condemned Sunday's missile test, both calling for restraint, but it was done tongue-in-cheek and said half-heartedly.

The U.S. military announced Friday that it's going to launch the first-of-its-kind missile intercept test this week. A custom-made missile will be launched from the Marshall Island and an interceptor missile (or anti-missile-missile) launched from a California base, will aim to shoot it down in space.  

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The Religion of Peace Rides Again!

The Islamic State has released a video showing the beheading of another infidel. This time the hostage in question is Japanese, another is being held for a swap with a terrorist being held in Jordan. The one beheaded is a 42-year-old and he has been killed in Koranic fashion. "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them" (Sura 8:12).

Such a lovely religion of peace.

Japanese officials are investigating the authenticity of the video, but, as we know from the history of ISIS, it's probably real. Our own CIA is also reviewing it and we should know their finding at the end of today.

Japan's Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was clearly upset and said that his country was working to free the two men, and called the new video "outrageous and unforgivable." 

The dead hostage is Haruna Yukawa, a man who got too close to his fascination with war. Of course, the Obama administration still refuses to call this a war, but that's to be expected from an empty suit who refuses to allow his staff to call it "Islamic terrorism" or "Islamic extremism." For Barack, there is no Islam in the Islamic State, evidently believing that all the yelling, about avenging the Prophet Mohammed, by the two Muslim brothers after they killed 11 staff members at Paris' Charlie Hebdo magazine, had nothing to do with the religion of peace.

The second Japanese hostage is 47-year-old journalist Kenji Goto.

The message in the video (which has yet to be confirmed by US sources) claims that one hostage has been killed and demands they secure the release of the prisoner in Jordan in exchange for Goto.

The Kyodo News agency said the wife of one of the hostages was emailed the same video.

The original demand made by the Islamic State was for a $200 million ransom for both men. The deadline passed and no ransom was paid, possibly due to difficulties Japan faced in trying to contact the scum sacks holding the hostages. 

Goto's mother appealed to ISIS for her son's release. "Time is running out. Please, Japanese government, save my son's life," she begged. "My son is not an enemy of the Islamic State."

That's where she's mistaken. We are all the enemies of the Islamic State, therefore the Islamic State is our enemy. All of us.

As it now stands, it is unclear whether Japan plans to pay a ransom, but they've joined other nations in the Group of Seven in opposing ransom payments. The US and UK officials said they advised against paying ransom. 

Paying ransom, while it may save one person's life, perpetuates kidnappings such as these recent ones. By paying multiple ransoms, ISIS can replenish their war chest and kill others on the field of battle. So while one or two lives are saved, it's probable that this results in the killing of far more in number by the Islamic State.

I just wish those ISIS guys would get a little religion and settle down. They seem so hateful and angry all the time.

And remember this from the Koran, kids, "Those who reject Allah follow vanities  while those who believe follow the truth from their Lord. Thus does Allah set forth from men their lessons by similitude. Therefore, when you meet in battle those who disbelieve, then smite the necks until when you have overcome them, then make (them) prisoners." (47: 3-4)

What we need is to do is get those useful idiots, like Obama, Kerry, Earnest and their ilk, out of positions of power, because their power is going to get us killed. 

They deny the obvious about a religion that's scary because they are too scared to offend them.

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