Putin threatens US: "We are ready"

Russian dictator Vladimir Putin has issued a direct warning to the United States. When asked in an interview Wednesday how he would respond to the USA sent ground troops to Ukraine he said that Moscow is prepared for a nuclear confrontation if there was a threat to Russia's sovereignty or security.

“I don’t think that everything is rushing so head on here [with nuclear confrontation], but we are ready for this.”

So far, President-esque Joe Biden has not responded, but he may have forgotten to, so we will await to see what happens next. 

Keep your fingers crossed and don't forget to stock up on canned food and water.

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Little Rocket Man promises 'nuclear clouds' on Japan after eating a burrito

North Korea, that country we've grown to hate, is now threatening to bring "nuclear clouds" to Japan, which was initially thought to mean that dictator Kim Jong Un (aka Little Rocket Man) was planning to release his burrito inspired flatulence upon them. He actually meant nuclear clouds from nuclear weaponry. 

Kim mocked Prime Minister Shinzo Abe for acting like a "headless chicken" at the U.N. General Assembly when he urged the U.N. members to force the rogue nation to end its nuclear and missile programs. 

The hermit nation claimed Japan was escalating tension in the Korean peninsula, and saying their plea to end NoKo's nuclear goal a "suicidal deed" that will end with a nuclear attack to sink the island, which indicates Kim has probably no idea what islands actually are.

The statement read: "Japan's such rackets inciting the tension of the Korean peninsula is a suicidal deed that will bring nuclear clouds to the Japanese archipelago. No one knows when the touch-and-go situation will lead to a nuclear war, but if so, the Japanese archipelago will be engulfed in flames in a moment. This is too self-evident."

After calling Abe a "headless chicken," North Korea said Japan could be "the first victim of nuclear disaster in the world."

North Korea isn't shy about firing missiles over Japan--they've done it twice in the last two months. In September, the missile flew to an altitude of 480 miles and cruised 2,300 miles, which puts Guam in its crosshairs. Afterward, Pyongyang threatened to "sink" Japan and turn the U.S. into "ashes and darkness."

"The four islands of the archipelago should be sunken into the sea by the nuclear bomb of Juche. Japan is no longer needed to exist near us," the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) wrote.

A high ranking government spokesman for Japan called the threat outrageous and provocative.

The North Korean nuclear situation is growing and worsening. This has pushed Abe to seek a public mandate on his tougher diplomatic and defense policies. Abe has dissolved the lower house of parliament and called for a snap election to be held this month.

North Korea's bellicose threats have continued after President Trump promised to "totally destroy" Kim's dictatorship when he spoke at the UNGA. NoKo's foreign minister Ri Yong-ho (no relation to Heidi-ho) called Trump's words a "declaration of war." The White House insisted that they must be smoking something.

Over the weekend, Trump again went after "Little Rocket Man" in a series of presidential tweets after Secretary of State Tillerson said there was "lines of communication" to Pyongyang. The president urged Tillerson to "save [his] energy" adding that he was "wasting his time trying to negotiate with Little Rocket Man."

While this isn't very presidential, it's kind of funny.


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Kim Jong Un: not just a fat tub of lard anymore

Just because he would have never gotten a date if he wasn't the Hermit King of North Korea and would as soon kill any woman who'd refuse him. And just because his hair makes him look like the guy on the subway who just crapped his pants and got an entire car all for himself, does not mean we ought not take him seriously now. 

Kim Jong Un is a dangerous dude.

Not because he's so powerful and smart, but because he's as crazy as my late "Uncle Harry." 

Regular readers of this blog may recall how after "Aunt Rose" walked her French poodle "Parfait" into a moving car along a relatively quiet side street in Brooklyn some years ago, the following year the City of New York sent a form for a new dog license. When Rose was about to throw it away, Harry yelled "What are you doing? Send them the money." To which Rose said, "But Harry, the dog's dead." To which Harry replied: "Listen Rose, I don't want any trouble. Just send them the money."

But Kim is no longer a 33-year-old, funny-haired Uncle Harry; he's as dangerous as a pogo-sticker in a minefield.

President Trump tweeted about Kim and his North Korean crew.

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North Korea just stated that it is in the final stages of developing a nuclear weapon capable of reaching parts of the U.S. It won't happen!

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North Korea is getting really close to being capable of preemptively launching a nuclear attack on the U.S. and Dennis Rodman is not going to stop him if the lunatic decides to go ahead with this plan.

Kim's annual address for 2017 boasted that his regime was in the final stages of readiness to test-launch an intercontinental ballistic rocket.

"Research and development of the cutting-edge tech weapons are actively progressing and strengthening our defense capabilities, including last stage preparation of tests for Intercontinental Ballistic rocket launch have been continuously succeeding," pass the ketchup, Kim said.

"We can expect an [intercontinental ballistic missile] test this year with full capability within the next few years," Bruce Klingner, a former CIA official told Fox News.

The missiles Pyongyang fired into the sea off the coast of Japan most recently had a range equal to that of U.S. military bases. It stands to reason that the North is preparing for war.

Last week, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that President Trump had spoken with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe as well as South Korea's Acting President (due to the fact their first woman president, Park Guen-hye, is also the first impeached president). The purpose of the meeting was to reassure our allies of "the United States' ironclad commitment to stand with Japan and South Korea in the face of the serious threat posed by North Korea."

Spicer added that the President "also emphasized that the administration is taking steps to further enhance our ability to deter and defend against North Korea's ballistic missiles using a full range of the United States' military capabilities."

It is the belief of many experts that North Korea has the ability to strike Japan and South Korea. 

"After missile test launches last year, Pyongyang declared that they were practicing nuclear air-burst attacks on South Korea," CIA Deputy Division Chief for Korea Bruce Klingner told Fox News.

Arthur Herman, senior fellow at the Hudson Institute, thinks it's possible to stop a North Korean nuclear attack. He believes that by "putting technology in the sky that both the U.S. and Japan could deploy in a very short time--technology that can all but eliminate Pyongyang's menace," he wrote in a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed.

"Technology exists now for stopping a North Korean missile launch much earlier, in its boost phase," he wrote. "It's called boost-phase intercept, or BPI, and the U.S. and Japan have the means to deploy it."

Last year's Pyongyang nuclear test had then South Korean President Park Geun-hye questioning Kim's mental soundness.

"Kim Jong Un does not listen to any voice, and this leads us to view Kim Jong Un's mental state as uncontrollable," she said.

Not many sane people in the know think that Kim Jong Un is rational. Since coming into power, he has killed 70 officials, an uncle, and probably a half-brother. His favorite way of killing many of them was with anti-aircraft guns.

He needs to go if we want peace there. But at least the BPI is a very effective way of preventing an effective nuclear attack.




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Obama sent US Special Forces to Russian border

This is crazy news and the mainstream media hasn't put it out to the public yet. 

We all know Russian hostility against the US is at Cold War levels, and for his time in office, Obama, our so-called president, has responded to Putin like a wife angry at her husband for leaving the seat up.

But this is very serious and impossible to ignore--Russia is deploying nuclear-ready missiles along its western border with Poland and Lithuania, both NATO allies, and Belarus, a US ally not in NATO. In response to this move, Obama has sent US special forces to Lithuania.

US special forces will help bolster Lithuanian and other NATO allies defenses against Russia and if push should hit the fan, shove will fight back to fulfill our NATO obligation. That could mean war.

Worse, it could mean Obama stays in office due to the fact that it would be a national emergency. My paranoid fear when he first took office was that he would go to any lengths to stay in power.

It makes me want to throw up in my mouth.

"The United States was the first to offer additional safety assurance measures to the Baltic countries following the deterioration of the security situation in the region after the annexation of the Crimea," said the Lithuanian Defense Ministry spokeswoman Asta Galdikaite. "US Special Operations Forces presence in Lithuania is one of the deterrents" she said, [against Russian expansion].

General Raymond Thomas head of the Pentagon's Special Operations Command told The New York Times that the Baltic states are "scared to death of Russia. They are very open about that."

If someone on either side of the showdown even goes so far as to "flip the bird," it could start a shooting war. But the shooting would be of nukes, not guns.



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DEFCON alert updated to level 3 due to Russian nuclear threat

The US has upped our defense readiness condition (DEFCON) alert to level 3 as the Russian threat to the nation goes 'beyond Cold War.' DEFCON is our military alert system to indicate the risk of nuclear war.

The lowest (normal) state of readiness is a 5. At our current level, the U.S. Air Force is ready to scramble in 15 minutes.

The DEFCON conspiracy theory website claims that although there isn't an imminent nuclear threat against us, the situation is considered "fluid and can change rapidly."

The website bases its warning on "current affairs" and reports: "Tensions between Russia and the United States have reached levels beyond the cold war in the recent week. The situation between Russia and the United States is extremely fluid at the moment. In all likelihood as dynamic as at times during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962.

"At this time, the DEFCON Warning System feels that an increase to DEFCON 3 would be a prudent move."

Meanwhile, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are talking about scandals.


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Kerry Hopes Iran Wants a Nuke-Free World: needs to remove head from nether regions

Secretary of State John "Swiftboat" Kerry met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for a "one on one" and talked about nuclear negotiations with Iran prior to the November 24th deadline of this deal.

"Kumbayah mah Lord . . . "

Kerry spoke to reporters in Amman, Jordon: "And he expressed his concerns, of course, and I made it clear to him that the standard that we have applied throughout this negotiation still applies, and that is that there are four pathways to a nuclear weapon and we need to make certain that each pathway--the Fordow facility, the Arak nuclear--the Arak heavy water plutonium reactor facility, the Natanz enrichment facility, and covert capacities--are all closed off so that not--not as a matter of bias or prejudice, but because that's the only way the world can know for certain that a program is indeed a peaceful program. And our responsibility is to make certain that there is a sufficient breakout time in the event that there was some change in policy or something happened."

Kerry added: "So those guarantees are in place and we will keep our friends and allies informed of what we are doing in the days ahead. Our hopes remain still to try to achieve an agreement because it's better for the world."

Kerry, always the naive Communist gigolo, said that he hopes Iran cooperates in negotiations, "not as a matter of coercion but out of mutual respect and out of the interests that we all have for living in a world that is free of nuclear weapons."

Seriously, Kerry actually said that claptrap. 

The only one in the room during that meeting was a nice Jewish guy called "Bibi" by his friends. Netanyahu told the Jewish Federations of North America General Assembly this week what he believes about Iran and their "mutual respect" and "interests that we all have," etc. He said that it should be "obvious that Iran is not prepared to dismantle its nuclear weapons program in return" for sanctions relief. And of course, he's correct--anyone who knows anything about Islam, Iran and what they hope to accomplish knows Bibi is correct.

Why don't liberals believe what our enemies tell us? There's a reason that China made fun of Obama on his trip there. There's a reason Iran will tell us anything we want to hear and then go ahead and do what they need to do to destroy "Big Satan" after they get finished with "Little Satan," the USA and Israel respectively.

It's their freaking religious duty to "kill the disbelievers wherever you find them" (Koran 47:4) This isn't a mystery. This isn't new. This is orthodox Islam taken literally from their "scriptures."

At least Netanyahu has the intelligence to see this clearly. "Unfortunately, instead of holding firm and demanding that Iran dismantle its program, the international community is reportedly, and I hope these reports do not prove to be true, but the international community is reportedly willing to leave Iran's nuclear program largely intact. They hope to rely on intelligence and inspectors to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons."

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"As for inspectors, they weren't able to stop North Korea from getting the bomb. And if the ten year run-around that Iran has given the International Atomic Energy Agency is any indication, inspectors won't stop Iran from getting the bomb either," he said. 

We are being led by a pack of naive Neville Chamberlain's in this administration. When a country, in this case Iran, is willing to martyr itself for its religious beliefs, or at the very least, boast that their goal is to destroy us and Israel, why aren't we taking them seriously?




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Ron Paul: the Cowardly Lion

Tell the truth, doesn't Ron Paul remind you a teensy- weensy bit of Bert Lahr, the actor who played the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz? It's Paul's eyes on one hand, and everything else on the other. Imagine if Paul became our President . . . let's imagine this scene . . .

Iran develops the big bomb, and they make a special delivery to Israel. A huge explosion, a mushroom cloud.  It's a new Holocaust as millions of Jews are instantly killed and the Iranian army goosesteps into Jerusalem, destroy whatever synagogues that remained standing, and begin the construction of mosques that dwarf the number of McDonalds and Starbucks we have in the USA. Benjamen (Bibi) Netanyahu remains alive, as he was swept away to a secret bunker when the attack began. He makes a call to Ron Paul, our President, and the conversation goes like this:

Bibi (on the red phone): Ron, this is Bibi, we have a serious problem here in the holy land. It seems that Iran did what they promised they'd do-they nuked us and killed most of our population. I'm in hiding, but I've heard from my sources that they're building mosques and they've torn down all of our temples.  We need your country's help. They want to kill all the Jews, like it says in their holy books.


Paul: I'm sorry, but that's not my problem, and I'm certainly not going to interfere with someone's religious beliefs.


Bibi: But it's going to become your problem. Ahmadinejad swore to destroy us first, then he would destroy you guys, the Big Satan.


Paul: He has the right to say whatever he wants--haven't you ever heard of freedom of speech? It's in our Constitution and to me, it's my religion.




Bibi: Can't you at least send some military resource--some jets, maybe a few tanks, bombs, whatever you can spare?

Paul: We don't have any jets we can spare--I cut the military budget to the bone because I refuse to fund war. Listen, Bibi, Israel needs to be on its own here--it's really for your own good--it'll make you more independent and strong as a nation.

Bibi: Without help from our ally, we will not be a nation anymore.


Paul: Well, when it says in the Constitution that we are obligated to protect our allies, I will be happy to, but it doesn't so don't ask. And hey, have a nice day.


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