Bibi wants Trump to give the go-ahead for future strikes on Iran

Israel’s got its eyes locked on Iran, and it isn't just about trading stern looks across the Middle East. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s gearing up to sweet-talk Donald Trump into a deal that’d give Israel the green light to hammer Tehran’s nuclear ambitions. Think of it as a pre-approved hall pass for airstrikes, much like the one they’ve got for Lebanon.

An Israeli official told The Jerusalem Post, that Netanyahu is pitching this plan at his Monday sit-down with Trump in D.C. “The goal is to receive a mandate similar to the situation in Lebanon,” the official said, laying it out plain. So, if Iran starts messing with uranium or rebuilding nuke sites Israel had already destroyed, the Jewish state wants a nod from Uncle Sam to hit back hard.

This isn’t just about keeping Iran’s nuclear dreams on ice. It’s part of a bigger play to slap snapback sanctions on Tehran for stonewalling international inspectors. The International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) just yanked its people out of Iran, citing “security concerns” after Iran’s new president/figure head, Masoud Pezeshkian, signed a law telling the agency to take a hike.

Netanyahu, never one to miss a chance to sound the alarm, told reporters before jetting off to Washington on Sunday, “We must remain vigilant against Iran’s attempts to renew its pursuit of nuclear weapons aimed at our destruction.” 

This is classic Bibi, framing it as an existential cage match, because when you consider geography, it really is for Israel.

The U.S. and Israel have been tag-teaming Iran’s nuclear setup since their war wrapped up in June. That American strike on Iran’s Fordow site was a total gut punch. Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi admitted to CBS News on Tuesday that Fordow got “seriously and heavily damaged.” He’s still figuring out how bad it is, but let’s just say it wasn’t a love tap.

Meanwhile, Israel is not letting Hezbollah off the hook either. The IDF’s back to pounding targets in southern Lebanon, taking out Qassem Salah Al-Husseini, a high-ranking terrorist tied to Iran’s Quds Force, near Kfarkela on Thursday. The IDF and Shin Bet say this guy was Iran’s point man for plotting attacks on Israeli troops and civilians up north. 

He was not missed.

Netanyahu’s push for this U.S.-approved strike system isn’t about waiting for Iran to make the first move. The Israeli official put it bluntly: they want the paperwork done now so they can swing the moment Iran steps out of line. No delays, no debates, just action. In a region where everyone’s playing chess with live ammo, Israel’s betting on having the U.S. in its corner to keep Iran’s nuclear pawns in check.

Do you think Israel should strike preemptively if Iran tries to go nuclear again?

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IDF Chief: Iran nuke advances may lead to Israel need to attack

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It's coming to a point where Israel has to do something about Iran's nuclear ambitions. IDF Chief of Staff Lt. Gen. Herzi Halevi said on Tuesday that the Jewish State may have no choice but to attack because they know they're in the prime target of the Islamic nation.

Lt. Gen. Halevi said, “Iran has progressed in recent years with enriching uranium more than ever before. We are looking closely at the various arenas which are part of the path to nuclear capabilities. There are negative potential trends on the horizon which could lead to acting - - we have the capabilities.”

Halevi also said that Iran is involved with “everything around us and with everyone who is against us,” to which he includes strategy, intelligence and funding. In other words, for Iran, Israel is ground zero and they're developing a weapon that can obliterate them.

However, he added, “We have the capability to strike Iran. We are not aloof to what Iran is trying to do around us. Iran also cannot be aloof to what we can do against it.”

But words are not actions and Iran is not apparently backing down from their anti-Zionist goal.

Honing in on the many threats Israel faces, Halevi said that if the IDF finds itself in a multifront war, it will strike its enemies on all fronts much harder.

It will get globally crazy if this happens because we are talking about nuclear weapons. But what choice does Israel have when they're surrounded by Jew-hating Islamist who want to destroy Israel?

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Biden warns Putin about using nukes in Ukraine: "Don't do it, man."

Alleged President Joe Biden went on "60 Minutes" set to air Sunday, and did not fall asleep nor have incontinence times two. He mumbled with host Scott Pelley, who asked our leader what would he say and what would be the consequences from the United States if Putin used nuclear weapons in Ukraine.

Rather than telling us the consequences, the so-called President said, in that eloquent way he has, "Don't. Don't. Don't," to Russian President Putin. 

"You will change the face of war unlike anything since World War II," Biden then mush-mouthed.

Pelley  asked what consequences Russia would face for such a move and the president declined to get into specifics.

"You think I would tell you if I knew exactly what it would be? Of course, I'm not gonna tell you. It'll be consequential," Biden said, as a way to cover up the fact that he forgot what he was told to say. "They'll become more of a pariah in the world than they ever have been. And depending on the extent of what they do will determine what response would occur."

Former President Trump, on the other hand, would have said something like, "I would tell that shirtless slob that if he so much as tries to launch a nuke, his entire country would become toast."

But Biden is not Trump. In fact, Biden is not lucid.

Biden's warning comes after Ukraine forced Russian troops to pull back in the northeastern Kharkiv region as they were caught by surprise. Western war officials said that Ukraine is gaining ground and some Russians have been forced back across their own border.

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The head of the Kharkiv prosecutor’s office, Oleksandr Filchakov, said investigators were analyzing reports of civilians being killed and buried by Russian soldiers in the town of Balakliia – another town that has been retaken by Ukrainian forces in the Kharkiv region. 

Of course, if true, this is a war crime and clearly more of a violation of human rights than is sending people to a tony resort town, such as Martha's Vineyard, via air conditioned jet with their approval.

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Iran demands US pay $4.3B in blood money over professional hits on nuclear weapons scientists

Ours is bigger than theirs

Iran's nuclear weapons scientists apparently have the life expectancy of mosquitos courting a bug zapper. The inexplicable "accidents" are mounting over the past few years and now Iran wants the U.S. to pay blood money to their families to the tune of $4.3 billion to at the very least, make their demise worth it.

The silly Iranian court order, reported by IRNA, their state-run propaganda CNN-ish machine, comes around the same time that Iran is engaged in a shadow war with Israel, the "Little Satan," as the anti-Semitic Iranian government refers to the Jewish State. 

Iran has seen an epidemic of assassinations by motorcycle-riding hitmen, who, for some reason, never ride on Saturdays. There have also been drone attacks and poisonings of people connected to Iran's nuclear weapons program.

Why, it's as if Israel refuses to accept its fate of nuclear annihilation and are killing the people who were working to see that happen, Inshallah. 

“At this very time, Iran is making an effort to complete the production and installation of 1,000 advanced IR6 centrifuges at its nuclear facilities, including a new facility being built at an underground site near Natanz,” Israeli Defense Minister Benny Gantz recently declared.

Iran Court has "ordered" U.S. government to pay over $4 billion to the families of Iranian nuclear scientists who have been killed in targeted attacks in recent years. If we don't pay, someone's gonna get hurt, they seem to imply.

The court ordered the compensation be paid to families of three nuclear scientists killed in assassinations and to one who was wounded after they filed suit. The country has no U.S. assets to seize, and it is unlikely the Biden administration will take the court order seriously, unless he discovers that Trump wouldn't pay them off and has it written on a notecard.

While suspicion about the clandestine efforts to stop Iran, the world's number one supporter of terrorism, from arming up has focused on Israel, the court order only referred to Israel as a “Zionist regime” supported by the U.S. in its “organized crime.”

Mysterious abortions of adult Iranian scientists and attacks on weapons-producing facilities that are goal oriented on wiping out the Jews and the U.S., have accelerated inside Iran in recent months. For example, earlier this month, Col. Ali Esmailzadeh of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corp's elite Quds Force "had a little accident" and died falling off his roof. But opponents of the IRGC claim he was killed by the state because they suspected him of being a spy [or perhaps gay, which also would explain the falling from high places].

Late last month, men on choppers gunned down Col. Hassan Sayad Khodayari, another Quds Force member who had planned attacks on Israelis. 

Khodayari, a devout anti-Semite slug, was known to work in Syria on behalf of the Islamic Revolutionary Guards unit, was involved in planning attacks on Jews and Israelis around the world, The Jerusalem Post reported.

Israel was accused of poisoning a pair of evil Iranian scientists last month. Ayoub Entezari, an aerospace engineer at a missile and drone research facility in the city of Yazd, fell violently ill after returning from a May 31 dinner and died of suspected poisoning. 

Kamran Aghamolaei, a geologist who worked at an Iranian nuclear facility in Natanz, died June 2 of multiple organ failure after allegedly being poisoned while on a business trip.

In late 2020, Iran blamed Israel when nuclear scientist Mohsen Fakhrizadeh was killed in a blaze of gunfire by a beautifully executed remote-controlled machine gun while in a car near Tehran. 

Feeling safe yet?

President Joe Biden is trying to restart former President Obama’s pointless nuclear deal with Iran. You might recall how Obama sent the Iran regime pallets of cash, containing million of dollars--kind of reminiscent of paying off the lunchroom bully after he gave Obama an atomic wedgie. The deal was, he would give Iran the money and they would promise not to develop nuclear weapons--kind of like getting a second atomic and a flip of the "bird."

How about now?

Of course Iran wasn't going to abide by the deal and we can only wonder if Obama knew it all along. At least President Trump withdrew from the impotent deal in 2018 and then imposed tough economic sanctions on them, meanwhile bolstering our military readiness.

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Biden’s efforts, like his thoughts, have stalled in recent weeks after the U.S. designated Iran’s Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization and Iran is enriching uranium closer than ever to weapons-grade levels.

Is anyone with a brain surprised at this development?

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Navy engineer pleads guilty to selling submarine secret intel

A nuclear engineer in the US Navy has pleaded guilty Monday whereby he tried to pass information on American nuclear-powered submarines to an undercover FBI agent he thought was a representative of a foreign government. Oops.

Jonathan Toebbe, 43, appeared in federal court in Martinsburg, WV and pleaded guilty to a single count of conspiracy to communicate restricted data. Rather than being shot by a firing squad, Toebbe will only be sentenced from 12 to 17 years in prison.

The scumbag and his lovely wife, Diana, were arrested last October after prosecutors said he abused his access to top secret government information which he sold details on repeated occasions regarding the design elements and performance characteristics of the stealth Virginia-class submarines, aka: SSN-774 class, or boomer. 

This sub is nuclear powered cruise missile fast attack and the latest model not only uses stealth, but also incorporates intelligence gathering, and the latest in weapons systems technology. It is also designed to kick enemy submarines' asses.

Toebbe acknowledged during the plea hearing to conspiring to pass classified information to a foreign government in exchange for money with the intent to “injure the United States,” and neither he nor his wife still will be shot for treason.

“Yes, your honor,” Toebbe said when asked if he considered himself guilty. 

According to the FBI, his scheme started in April 2020, when Toebbe sent a package of Navy documents to a foreign government writing that he was interested in selling the secret operations manuals, performance reports and other sensitive information to that country. The FBI got their hands on that package last December through its legal attaché office in the unnamed country. 

A months-long undercover operation insued. An agent posing as a representative of the foreign country made contact with the Toebbe and agreed to pay thousands in cryptocurrency for the information Toebbe was selling.

His wife was accused as being a lookout at prearranged "dead-drop" locations where he deposited memory cards containing the top secret information that would clearly compromise our military ability that would cause Americans to die in war. Toebbe concealed the memory cards in objects like chewing gum wrappers and a peanut butter sandwich. 

Diana Toebbe pleaded not guilty and her case is pending.

The country to which Jonathan Toebbe was looking to sell the information has not been identified in court documents and was not disclosed in court during the plea hearing Monday, but it probably wasn't Canada, eh.

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Toebbe, who as part of his job had a top-secret security clearance, agreed as part of the plea deal to help federal officials with locating all classified information in his possession, as well as the roughly $100,000 in cryptocurrency that was paid to him by the FBI.

FBI agents who searched the couple’s Annapolis, Maryland, home found a trash bag of shredded documents, thousands of dollars in cash, valid children’s passports and a “go-bag” containing a USB flash drive and latex gloves.

Does anyone think this guy voted for Donald Trump?

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Oops: North Korea is at it again

A new satellite image on Monday showed that President Trump has a lot more work to do with North Korea. The image showed an upgrade in NoKo's ballistic missile program at 16 secret facilities.

So nothing has changed--the Hermit Kingdom of the smiling corpulent dictator has tried to pull a fast one, as they are historically wont to do.

The Daily Beast reported that "The development suggests North Korea's promise to shut down one major test site was an attempted deception." [No kidding. I said the same thing about Hamas and their make-believe cease fire.]

"North Korea's decommissioning of the Sohae satellite launch facility, while gaining much media attention, obscures the military threat to U.S. forces and South Korea from this and other undeclared ballistic missile bases," the Center for Strategic and International Studies stated.

It's believed this satellite discovery relates to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo pulling out of a high-level negotiation with North Korea's Kim Yong Chol last week.

But this is how North Korea rolls. They say they're going to disarm to stall for time while working on their nuclear program. Kim has lied to the three presidents that preceded Trump and now he lied again. They have no plans at all to disarm.

Now that Trump met with Kim at their summit, North Korean have a bigger stake in developing their nuclear and missile capabilities because that's all that stands between them and the Western allies and a possible coup. Trump's summit and his schmoozing legitimized the Kim regime, a horrible, tyrannical dictatorship, and gave him a seat at the grownup table.

I know Trump likes to negotiate like buddies over a beer, [although he doesn't drink] but he should have never labeled him a moderate, and praise him as a reformer. It has come back around.

I believe it was a mistake . . . unless he has some grand plan that he's keeping under wraps. But I don't think he does.


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Kim's not so cuddly side

Don't let his boyish smile fool you. 

Just when you thought Kim Jong Un was a cute and cuddly bear of a sweetheart, it was revealed that he has been pulling teenage girls from North Korean schools and "doing a Mohammed" by making them his sex slaves.

While his people scavenge in trash cans or eat grass and baby pigeons, he lives a gluttonous life, stuffing his corpulent body with caviar, or $2,700 bird's nest soup and whatever else he wants, damn the cost.

Women who are imprisoned in North Korea for political crimes are raped at the hands of security guards, then later executed in a brutal fashion. Some trade sexual favors for reduced labor while in camps.

One defector, 29-year-old Park Ju-yong, "who grew up in a North Korean prison camp for more than two decades" said that women who became pregnant from being raped by guards are removed from camp and "secretly killed by guards."

Park said that after childbirth, the mothers are executed and their newborns babies are provided as food to guard dogs. [I can see eyebrows raised in curiosity at Planned Parenthood facilities across the U.S.] 

As punishment to the guards, they are removed from their jobs in the prison camps.

The executions, according to Park, were gruesome and involved "thousands of stones" a là Mohammed's punishment for adultery or for women showing their face, skin or hair in public.

The sick part with the executions is that it involved mandatory stone-throwing by other prisoners, and if they refused, they'd be stone receivers themselves.

"People would throw their rocks hard. Each time the rock would hit the victim, their bodies would burst with blood," Park said. "Their flesh would fall off until you could see their bones, and they would die without execution by gun."

A former NoKo prison guard who defected confirmed Park's claims about the executions and also said that the camps had both public and private executions and women who had sex with the guards were given "easier jobs" as a result.

The testimony came after an August report released by the State Department revealing that prisoners in North Korea are beaten to death and starved to the point of resembling "walking skeletons," "dwarfs," "cripples."

To get a graphic idea of how horrible that looks, see some of the images of Nazi death camps such as Auschwitz. 

Hee Yeon, fled Pyongyang in 2015. She now lives in Soeul and told The Mirror what it was like living in constant fear in the Kim Jong Un regime since he came into power in 2011.

"Despite our privilege, we were scared," she said. "I saw terrible things in Pyongyang."

She spoke of the time she stood in a crowd of 10,000 people assembled to witness the execution of 11 musicians who supposedly made a pornographic video [not, for example, a video of Kim Jong Un and his sex slave schoolgirls]. Security guards ordered viewers to leave their classes and stand in a stadium around the men who were tied and gagged.

"What I saw that day made me sick to my stomach. They were lashed to the end of anti-aircraft guns. A gun was fired, the noise was deafening, absolutely terrifying. And the guns were fired one after the other."

"The musicians just disappeared each time the guns were fired into them. Their bodies were blown to bits, totally destroyed, blood and bits flying everywhere . . . and then, after that, military tanks moved in and they ran over the bits on the ground where the remains lay."

She remembers seeing the remains "smashed . . . into the ground until there was nothing left." It took her three days before she could eat again.

Kim's firing squads carried out public executions in school yards, bridges and sports stadiums.

Just another of typical day of bizarre inhumanity in the Paradise known as North Korea. Anyone could be executed if they were even suspected of disloyalty to Kim.

"I was brought up [and] told he was like a god--that he was as a young boy an expert sailor, marksman before the age of seven, godlike," she said. "Then I met him at big events, I found him terrifying, really scary, nothing god-like about him."

Perhaps he's more godawful. 

Kim reportedly had his uncle, Jang Song Thaek, executed when he flew into a rage when finding out about an alleged coup that was planned with China.

Hee Yeon said the "prettiest" schoolgirls were taken away to work in one of his "hundreds of homes around Pyongyang."

"They learn to serve him food like caviar and extremely rare delicacies. They are also taught how to massage him and they become sex slaves," she explained. "Yes, they have to sleep with him and they cannot make a mistake or object because they could very easily simply disappear."


Like the musicians on the anti-aircraft guns.

Little is known about Kim's family but he's married to Ri Sol-ju and reportedly has three children, according to South Korea's Yonhap News Agency.

Trump refers to Kim as "Rocket Man" and swears it has nothing to do with Elton John's hit song title, which is nonsense.

Now knowing what Kim's all about, isn't it insanely suicidal for us to allow him to continue along a nuclear path?

The fat man must be stopped . . . and I don't mean Michael Moore.



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DEVELOPING: North Korea launch another ballistic missile

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Those crazy North Korean chowder heads are at it again, launching a ballistic missile toward the Sea of Japan just hours after the UN Security Council, chaired by U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, met to discuss strategies to deal with the hermit nation.

The missile is believed to be a KN-17, a former liquid fuel Scud missile believed to being tested to target ships at sea. It was launched from Pukchang.

U.S. Pacific Command said the missile never actually made it to the Sea of Japan as it broke up over the sea.

Apparently, we are now at a point where we will learn just how far China will be willing to go over the sanctioning of North Korea.

At the very least, we need China to get Pyongyang to put a freeze on their nuclear program.

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USAF flaunts it at N.Korea

(Photo: USAF Sr. Airman John Linzmeier)

The U.S. Air Force, in a surprise military exercise Wednesday, with full combat air power in Japan, sent a clear message to North Korea's Kim Jong Un. In effect, we are telling him, "You have no clue who you're messing with." 

The jets are part of the 18th Wing, which conducted the exercise. The arsenal includes HH-60 Pave Hawks, F-15 Eagles, E-3 Sentries and KC-135 Stratotankers. It's the Air Force's largest combat-ready wing and unlike North Korean missiles, they don't blow up on takeoff.

China has urged us not to do anything rash, in spite of the probability that North Korea may soon conduct a sixth nuclear test.

"Military force cannot resolve the issue," said Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi. "Amid challenge there is opportunity. Amid tensions we will also find a kind a kind of opportunity to return to talks."

Like the ones Bill Clinton's administration had with the North in which they promised not to develop a missile and nuclear program while they lied to our face.

Satellite imagery showed indications at the Punggye-ri testing site that the rogue nation could be preparing for another nuclear test, according to analysts from the U.S. research institute.

President Trump voiced confidence on Wednesday that Chinese President Xi Jinping would assist him in controlling North Korea's mounting threat.

"I think he wants to help us with North Korea," Trump said of Xi. He also credited China for turning back boats of coal North Korea sells to them. Overall, China provides 90 percent of North Korea's trade.

Now we have to wait and watch.



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Kim shows his missiles and stuff at annual parade of miscreants

Don't leave home without it .  .  .  or you die

North Korea celebrated the 105th birthday of Kim Jong Un's grandfather Kim Il Sung, the country's founder, at the national parade in central Pyongyang, as tensions rise across the land.

Sporting his signature idiot haircut, the current Kim didn't have anything to say to his captive fans as the military paraded its intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of flying over tall buildings in a single shot.

A top Kim official warned the world that North Korea would stand up to any threat, fight any foe, fee any fi, especially by the United States. 

Choe Ryong Hae claimed that President Trump was guilty of "creating a war situation" on the Korean Peninsula by sending U.S. forces to the region. He spoke as if North Korea's violation of testing nuclear devices was just for building highways. 

Choe is considered to be the number two official who has yet to be anti-aircraft gunned to death by Kim. Choe is on a strong regimen of No Doze anti-sleep pills to avoid that fate.

"We will respond to an all-out war with an all-out war and a nuclear war with our style of a nuclear attack," Choe bragged. Their style of nuclear attack is to try and sneak into South Korea with a nuclear warhead in a wheelbarrow and detonate it in Seoul (at least until they develop a missile that can carry it by itself).

The normal people of the world were concerned of a growing threat that North Korea is preparing for its sixth nuclear test or a major missile launch, particularly of one that can reach the U.S.

And while they say their goal is peace and their own survival, their growing military strength signals the opposite.

The U.S. strike against Syria over the chemical weapons attack on civilians along with Trump dispatching what he called an "armada" [when he meant a carrier group] of ships to the region in a show of force, touched off fear in South Korea that we were preparing to strike militarily in North Korea. That would be disastrous for South Korea because of the close proximity to the North. 

President Trump is hoping to enlist the aid of China to get North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons program. 

An anonymous U.S. military official said that we don't intend to use military force against North Korea should they do another nuclear test or missile launch. But I suspect someone here will 'condemn it in the strongest possible terms' because that's usually what we do.

When corpulent Kim arrived at the parade at Kim Il Sung Square, he was greeted with thunderous applause--not that the crowd had a choice.

The parade included large rockets covered by canisters, possibly KN-08 missiles that could one day reach our shores (and take out mostly liberals), rocket launchers, tanks, artillery and a solid-fuel missile designed to be launched from submarines.

Also on display was a midrange missile that analysts call a "Musudan" which can potentially reach our base in Guam, and a new solid-fuel midrange missile that's hard to detect before launch because it's fired from mobile land launchers.

Satellite imagery indicates that North Korea is prepared to conduct another underground nuclear test at any time.



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POTUS sending B-52s to S. Korea

U.S. military leaders are preparing to send B-52 Stratofortress bombers to the Korean peninsula as tensions mount after Kim (aka 'Lardbod') Jong Un carried out a series of missile launches in defiance of the weak-kneed United Nations.

The B-52 is a long-range, subsonic, jet-powered bomber capable of carrying 70,000 pounds of weapons and has a typical combat range of over 8,800 miles without aerial refueling. The current YB-52 has eight turboprop engines and was built to carry nukes for Cold War-era deterrence missions. Thus far, in combat, the B-52 has only dropped conventional (dumb bomb) munitions in combat. The official name Stratofortress is rarely used; informally it has become commonly referred to as BUFF, a military sobriquet whose last "F" cannot be printed here, but the first three letters in the acronym stand for "Big Ugly Fat".

"Uh oh"

Earlier this week, Corpulent Kim fired off four ballistic missiles into the seas less than 200 miles off Japan's coast. For this, President Trump is sending in B-1 and B-52 bombers to show he's fed up with Kim's shenanigans.

The annual Foal Eagle military exercises with U.S. and South Korean troops are currently taking place, another stern warning to Kim. About 300,000 South Koreans and 15,000 U.S. personnel are taking part in the operation.

Secretary of Defense James Mattis said the U.S. "remains steadfast in its commitment" to defend South Korea, according to Pentagon spokesman Navy Capt. Jeff Davis.

"He further emphasized that any attack on the United States or its allies will be defeated and any use of nuclear weapons will be met with a response that is effective and overwhelming," Capt. Davis said.

The Korean Times reports that the Trump administration is also expected to deploy a series of strategic assets from Guam and Japan. Also, the USS Carl Vinson, a Nimitz-class super-carrier will join the Foal Eagle exercise as it rendezvous from San Diego.

The USS Carl Vinson will carry 24 F/A-18 Super Hornet fighters, 10 air tankers, six SH-3H Sea King helicopters, four EA-6B Prowler jamming aircraft, 10 S-3 Viking anti-sub aircraft and four E-2 Hawkeye early warning aircraft.

It will be accompanied by the USS Lake Champlain (CG-57) a guided-missile cruiser, and two Arleigh Burke-class guided-missile destroyers.

The U.S. Marine Corps in Japan will deploy F-35B stealth fighters. 

"An F-35B is capable of evading anti-aircraft radar and making preemptive strikes," a military spokesman said.

According to Pyongyang's Korea Central News Agency, Kim has stressed "a need for preparation for a fight."

I don't think he'd get past the first minute of the first round.



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N. Korea on cusp of getting ICBM: thank you Mr. Obama

North Korean dictator and troll doll imitator Kim Jong un is threatening a new ballistic missile test. He's claiming that his country is in the final stages of getting ready to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), their first such test.

His late father, Kim Jong-il, used to try and gain the media coverage with the latest testing of the Taepodong Missile. But the launches generally failed on the launch pad or broke apart once airborne over the Pacific. The Taepodong is North Korea's version of the Iranian Shahab Missile, but much harder to pronounce.

More recently, ballistic and nuclear tests and the successful launch of the Unha-3 rocket indicates the growth and capability of their technology. Just last year, they conducted over 20 ballistic missile tests and 7 nuclear tests in the last 10 years, with 2 of them coming last year.

Unfortunately, it has become clear that this Kim is like his father and we must keep vigilant with them.

Trump is going to have his hands full with North Korea, Iran, Russia and China, not to mention radical Islam, our border security and cyber attacks. He is being handed a load of problems by a president who refused to acknowledge what the real problems are.

Now we can see just how bad the Iranian nuclear deal was--Trump called it stupid and he is right. Allowing Iran to get their hands on all that money by unfreezing their assets makes matters worse with the current threat of North Korea. Thanks to Iran as an "enabler," the North Korean threat is an enormous nuclear weapons challenge we have had since the Cold War.

Thank you so much, Mr. Obama.




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Kim Jong un drinks like a fish with half the memory

Kim Jong un doesn't know his limit. When he drinks, he passes out and then forgets who he wanted to execute. That isn't good for his reputation of being a dictator, especially for the guy who put the "dic" in dictator.

In September, Kim overindulged on booze when he ordered several of his top military leaders to write apology letters with a critique of themselves, the Japanese media reported.

The inebriated fat man allegedly told the top military brass in an all-night reprimand: "That none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason . . . hic."

However, the next morning, Kim was sobered up and asked why the elderly officials were at his villa. He obviously forgot what he said during his drunken rant.

"Why are you gathered here?" he asked. "Be careful about your health because you are all old."

Upon hearing Kim's words, the military men began weeping, which pleased the fat dictator.

"They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged," an anonymous source told Tokyo Shimbun. "Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim."

Kim rose to power in 2011 following the death of his father. There has been steady progress in nuclear and missile program development in spite of the admonishment and sanctions.

In August, Kim Jong un announced that North Korea is "fully equipped with nuclear attack capability." This announcement came after a submarine missile launch. He was probably boasting but tests indicate the North may have medium-range missiles capable of reaching our bases in the Pacific in the next couple of years.

Hopefully, Kim will drink himself to death or someone will take him out before that happens and replace him with a normal human being.

Sorry Dennis Rodman.




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Chubby Kim cautions Trump against hostile acts

Now that the children had their say as to what they want from Donald Trump as the incoming POTUS, North Korea is now having its say laid out in a nine page statement.

The statement was carried by the official Korea Central News Agency and it claims the President Obama's administration has gone out of its way to "overthrow" the pudgy dictator Kim Jong-un and his country.

It accused Obama of "constantly heaping malicious slander and criticism on the DPRK" and said Kim's government pursued an "aggressive and heinous 'strategic suffocation' policy."

The almost comical memo argued that in the 5 years since the death and rise to heaven of its late, great leader, Kim Jong-il, North Korea has been in an all-out confrontation with the US to cope with growing hostile intent and nuclear threats.

"The anachronistic hostile policy and nuclear threat that the US has enforced with unprecedented recklessness against the DPRK (North Korea) have only provoked its just and righteous countermeasures for self-defense," the memo read.

Failed space launch?

In response to the narrative that they made up about us, the North Korean military has tested two extremely controversial nuclear weapons tests and made constant 'war' threats to South Korea and the West. [Kind of like a frightened guy cursing out a bigger guy to scare him into not fighting.]

The state-run media outlet claimed we tried to scare them with threats of a pre-emptive nuclear strike and constant large-scale maneuvers. 

Well, what do they really expect when it's obvious they're working their fat tails off trying to develop a nuke that can reach California?

North Korea also claims that US-led sanctions deprived them of their "legitimate right to peaceful development of outer space and its buildup of self-defensive nuclear deterrence."

I can't wait to see how President Trump will deal with Corpulent Kim.


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N. Korea successfully ground tests new rocket engine

Haircut by Anthony of Pyongyang

North Korea had a "successful" ground test of a new rocket engine capable of carrying a nuclear warhead. The state media claims the purpose of such a rocket engine is to launch satellites.

Corpulent leader Kim Jong-un asked his country's scientist to prepare a satellite launch ASAP, reported KCNA.

This latest underground test conducted at the start of September,  is believed to be their most powerful thus far.

The US and China have agreed to step-up cooperation at the UN to deal with North's fifth nuclear test. Both nations have begun discussions on a possible UN sanctions resolution in response to the blatant disregard to past agreements against nuclear proliferation and pursuit of nuclear weapons.

Beijing has not responded directly on UN sanctions, however, according to anonymous diplomats, and haven't said whether it will support tougher sanctions against Pyongyang.

Although China is North Korea's main ally and trading partner, they are not happy about its military actions and Butterball Kim's aggressive rhetoric.

It was Lard-Belly Kim Jong-un who supervised the test at Sohae, the country's satellite-launching site. Armed with strong binoculars and a stopwatch Fat Kim began the count: "One, two, three, go!" he said in Korean, following up with a big "Wheee!"

This engine test gives North Korea "sufficient carrier capability for launching various kinds of satellites, including Earth observation satellites at a world level," the report added.

Bulbous Kim, KCNA said, called for more rocket launches in order to turn North Korea into a "possessor of geostationary satellites in a couple of years to come."

The lying North Koreans claim its space program is purely scientific and there are indications that they plan to launch another long-range rocket. But the US, South Korea and China say the North is aiming to develop inter-continental ballistic missiles.

UN Security Council resolutions ban North Korea from performing any nuclear or ballistic missile tests.

And all our president does is make speeches that make Jumbo Kim and Putin laugh.



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Pyongyang threatens US and Seoul with total destruction

North Korea hates it when the U.S. and South Korea have their annual war games exercises and don't invite them. This year, the North has threatened to launch a nuclear first-strike that will turn Seoul and Washington D.C. into "a heap of ashes." 

China has made a similar threat saying that they were willing to go to war to enforce their territorial claims.

Obama has put a nuclear first strike off the table which, in effect, signals to both crazy nations that "you can hit me first--I promise not to cry." The only deterrent in the mix is that nuclear weapons kill innocent people and it wouldn't be nice if they launched them at us.

Pyongyang threatens us every year during our joint exercises with Seoul but this time it comes on the heels of a defection by one of their senior diplomats and a U.S. plan to provide South Korea with a defense missile system.

Tensions were already high in the region last week when China flexed its latest offensive weapons in the Sea of Japan war games. 

Beijing showed off their latest generation frigate and long-range bombers, warning the U.S. that it isn't going to negotiate its territorial claims over the uninhabited islands controlled by Japan.

The U.S. and South Korea began their joint war games despite Pyongyang's angry threats, which claimed their "first-strike" units were locked and loaded for retaliatory attacks on the South and U.S. forces.

South Korea expressed "strong" regret over the North's warnings, explaining that the drills were for defensive measures only and both Seoul and the U.S. have repeatedly made it clear that they have no intentions of invading Pyongyang.

The Ulchi Freedom Guardian drills last for 12 days and are mostly computer-simulated war games involving about 25,000 US troops and 50,000 South Korean soldiers. This comes just a few days after Thae Yong Ho, a North Korean official, defected to South Korea. He said he was "disillusioned" with the North's leadership, and Pyongyang's state media called him "human scum" and a criminal who had been ordered home for a series of alleged criminal acts, including sexually assaulting a minor.

Of course, the allegations are simply propaganda. If anyone was to sexually assaulted a minor, it would be Kim Jung Un and possibly Bill Clinton.



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World leaders meet on ISIS nuke drones

Britain Prime Minister David Cameron warned Western leaders that ISIS plans to use drones to spread nuclear material over Western cities in order to kill as many infidels as humanly possible in order to achieve the rewards of Paradise.

Well, he didn't exactly put it in those words, but that's the reason ISIS do what ISIS do.

President Obama, who refuses to see any connection between Islam and terrorism, made a sour face and casually flipped the PM off. "We don't call 'em ISIS here in the USA," he said. "We call 'em ISIL to include the Levant."

There is a growing concern that Islamic terrorists are looking to buy commercial drones to launch dirty bomb attacks over major metropolises like New York and London.

Obama, who lives in a protected environment in Washington D.C. said, "I personally don't believe it, and would you please stop saying 'Islam.' They are the kindest, gentlest, sweetest, most productive, smartest, best-smelling people on the planet. Hell, they built that."

Cameron met with US, French and Chinese officials as he voiced his concern in his rather effete British accent, saying the dangers of ISIS getting nuclear material were "only too real." The three nations are planning to plan a way to counter any future nuclear attack.

ISIS may have already seized around 90 pounds of low-grade uranium from Mosul University in Iraq after they captured it in 2014.

"So many summits are about dealing with things that have already gone wrong [thanks to Obama]. This is a summit about something we are trying to prevent," Cameron pretentiously added.

Cameron plans to hire a thousand more armed police and deploy counterterrorism units on the perimeter of London to counter any attacks. 

Mr. Obama is planning to watch him do that.




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North Korea makes a splash

New sanctions imposed by South Korea on the North has led Kim Jong Un to have a hissy fit with the firing of short-range ballistic missiles into the sea, making a huge splash and killing several fish and who knows what else.

The sea firing is the latest in hissy fit behavior in an escalating standoff between the North and South that started in January. Pyongyang said that it detonated an "H-bomb of justice" in a nuclear test, and later launched a long-range rocket.

The South since has closed a factory jointly run by the two Koreas and slapped sanctions on the North. The U.S. and South Korea began large-scale war games as the North threatened to nuke the South and the U.S. mainland. This brought great laughter to the U.S. and South Korea.


On Wednesday,  the North Korean media printed photos of a mock-up of a miniature nuclear warhead.  

North Korea's Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea (an oxymoron if there ever was one) said Thursday that the North will "liquidate" South Korean assets at the closed factory park along the North Korean border town of Kaesong as well as a scrapped tourism resort at Diamond Mountain.cThe statement from the "peaceful" committee also said that it will impose "lethal" military, political and economic blows on the government of the South to accelerate its "pitiable demise."

South Korea called the statement a "provocative act." They warned the North to keep its hands off South Korean assets, although the North didn't say what they planned to do with them. One possibility is to use the Diamond Mountain site for a basketball camp with Dennis Rodman at the helm.

The North's statement said the new sanctions were "laughable, unsightly," and called South Korea's female president, Park Geun-hye, an "American prostitute." 

They must have been trying to emulate a campaign debate or mistaken her for a Clinton escort.


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Kim Jong Un shows us what he's got

North Korea Leader for Life Kim Jong Un has finally been able to miniaturize nuclear warheads. They are so small," says General Xian Xia Xu Moon Byum, "that they make Un's 'gear' look man-size, if you know what I mean."

The reason the North has been trying to develop miniature nukes may have something to do with their inability to develop a missile powerful enough to reach our coast. But if Kim is telling the truth, which he is often guilty of not doing, this should be cause for great alarm.

I don't know about you, but I'm not going to be purchasing any green bananas until we can sort this situation out.

North Korea's fair and balanced (LOL) newspaper Rodong Sinmun displayed photos on page one above the fold (LOL) showing Kim and nuclear scientists standing by a model warhead or a decorated toilet paper hub (the photo is still being analyzed).

The model "warhead" is a small, silver globe with a model ballistic missile in the background.

The newspaper reports that Kim is discussing the warhead progress with the scientists, but some North Korea experts believe that it's merely his way of getting dates.


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North Korea's Superbowl

According to my sources gone dark inside the bowels of North Korea, the country is in the process of fueling up the Unha 3 "space vehicle" named after Kim Jung Un with a "ha" at the end.  They may or may not do it by the day after the Superbowl.

The missile is currently at the Sci-Tech Complex in Pyongyang where it is undergoing its last tests, which in this case, are multiple choice questions.

North Korea is expected to finish the fueling process today but had run into some difficulties with Kim's MasterCard he tried using at the pump. The glitch has been rectified and the pumping continues.

According to my spies, the launch may go off as early as Monday and as late as Hillary's indictment. Only time will tell.

The U.S. Navy has already positioned a Japan-based guided missile destroyer with real anti-ballistic missile defense technology to shoot down the Unha 3 if it is deemed to be a threat to the homeland. However, President Obama has said that the United States should welcome all missiles and not merely U.S. missiles because that's who we are as a nation.

The Pentagon does not believe the current missile will carry a nuclear warhead but, hey, you never know. The missile can be used for a satellite or a nuke--same stuff inside, defense officials say. "The damn thing could take out LA, but good riddance to those liberal wussies," the same official said in a huff.

The North Koreans notified the U.N. earlier in the week that the launch of an earth observation satellite will take place sometime between February 8th to 25th. 

North Korea has yet to discover leap year.

In 2012 North Korea launched a satellite into orbit but it is not certain if remains in space and the U.S. at the time did an "Obama," clucking our tongue, waving our finger, and calling the test "provocative."

In December 2012 when the Unha 3 sent the "Bright Star" satellite into orbit, North Korea hailed it as a matter of great national pride as President Obama coincidentally spoke about gay pride. 

Have no fear, the U.S. commander of NORAD is confident that we can most likely shoot down a North Korean nuclear missile headed our way with any luck.


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