N. Korea on cusp of getting ICBM: thank you Mr. Obama

North Korean dictator and troll doll imitator Kim Jong un is threatening a new ballistic missile test. He's claiming that his country is in the final stages of getting ready to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), their first such test.

His late father, Kim Jong-il, used to try and gain the media coverage with the latest testing of the Taepodong Missile. But the launches generally failed on the launch pad or broke apart once airborne over the Pacific. The Taepodong is North Korea's version of the Iranian Shahab Missile, but much harder to pronounce.

More recently, ballistic and nuclear tests and the successful launch of the Unha-3 rocket indicates the growth and capability of their technology. Just last year, they conducted over 20 ballistic missile tests and 7 nuclear tests in the last 10 years, with 2 of them coming last year.

Unfortunately, it has become clear that this Kim is like his father and we must keep vigilant with them.

Trump is going to have his hands full with North Korea, Iran, Russia and China, not to mention radical Islam, our border security and cyber attacks. He is being handed a load of problems by a president who refused to acknowledge what the real problems are.

Now we can see just how bad the Iranian nuclear deal was--Trump called it stupid and he is right. Allowing Iran to get their hands on all that money by unfreezing their assets makes matters worse with the current threat of North Korea. Thanks to Iran as an "enabler," the North Korean threat is an enormous nuclear weapons challenge we have had since the Cold War.

Thank you so much, Mr. Obama.




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Iran to fire off new rocket, Obama to fire off new words

Now that Iran has some spending money, thanks to the nuclear deal that unlocked over $100 billion, they are getting ready to launch a newly developed long-range rocket into outer space.

The missile is known as a Simorgh, first flown in 2010 and unveiled by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (aka "Rat Faced Holocaust Denier"). 

The rocket is 89 feet long and weighs 85 tons. Its first stage has four engines, each generating 64 thousand pounds of thrust with a fifth engine used for attitude control, providing 30 thousand pounds of thrust. Liftoff thrust will generate 290 thousand pounds of thrust. The rocket is capable of putting a 130 pound payload into low Earth orbit (a little over 300 miles) but this new rocket may have greater payload capabilities.

At this time, the rocket is being fueled at an undisclosed location but with gas prices so low, and with the money they now have, they probably won't need to go to Costco.

Sources told Fox News they haven't seen this specific type of vehicle launched in the past, but earlier launches used a similar rocket of the Shahab-4 type. (Shahab is Urdu for "Faster than a flaming camel on crack.")

If the new Simorgh is different from those that came before, Iran would be in violation of the UN Security Council resolution 2231 forbidding new development and would be in big trouble. Sources close to our administration said that should this be the case, President Obama is prepared to say things that he has never quite said before.

But a senior Revolutionary Guard commander snubbed his nose at the UN saying that Iran's ballistic missile program will Shahab-4,move forward and the world can, and will, go to hell, Inshallah.

The frightened U.S. State Department in a secret email sent on an unsecured server said the launches were not in violation of the nuclear deal, but were "inconsistent" with the UN Security Council resolution. 

Secretary of State John Kerry raised his eyebrows along with concerns in a phone call with his Iranian counterpart. Kerry asked if the writing on the rocket "Israel must be wiped off the Earth" was graffiti, or did they really mean it this time. His counterpart, being a box of rocks, did not respond nor reply to the question. 

Make no mistake, cherished readers, these missiles are capable of carrying nuclear warheads and Iran does not play well with others. Allowing Iran access to billions of dollars is a recipe for disaster without Mrs. Kerry's Heinz ketchup. It is just another example of how incompetent or perhaps seditious, the Obama administration is.




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