Ahmadinejad asks Obama's forgiveness on a debt

"Little Squat Dog Pile"

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wrote a "Dear Barack" letter to President Obama Monday asking him to "quickly fix" a U.S. Supreme Court ruling that allows families of those killed in Iranian-linked attacks that killed Americans to collect damages from the $2 billion we hold in frozen assets. 

The money, Ahmadinejad evidently believes, could be put to better use in Iran, not in America, a country where Satan watches baseball.

While the "Little Squat Dog Pile" wrote that his letter "is by no means of a political nature," the word in the street and the mosques is that he is running next year as a presidential candidate. I guess his falafel wagon business didn't work out.

The letter also comes at a time when most Iranians have seen nothing benefitting themselves from the Iranian nuclear deal. This could be a gold mine for the "Little Squat Dog Pile" and other hard-liners as they campaign against moderates who aren't as certain of the coming of the Twelfth Imam.

Ahmadinejad's letter was posted on a website linked to his former office when he was president. He focuses on the Supreme Court's decision in April where they ruled 6 - 2 to allow families of the victims in the 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut, and in other terror attacks, to collect monetary damages from Iran.

Bank Markazi owes $1.75 billion in bonds as well as interest accumulated over the years; the bonds are held by Citibank in New York.

The letter went something like this:

Dear Barack:

It is the clear expectation of the Iranian nation that the particular case of property seizure . . . be quickly fixed by your excellency and that not only the Iranian nation's rights be restored and the seized property released and returned, but also the damage caused be fully compensated.

I passionately advise you not to let the historical defamation and bitter incident be recorded under your name. 

Your truly,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, former President of the Islamic Republic of Iran and soon to be current President of Iran, Inshallah

P.S. Death to America

The letter was delivered to the Swiss Embassy in Tehran because after the Iranians killed 241 Americans in 1983's Marine barracks bombing, we decided not to be friends with them . . . until Obama changed all that.

It's interesting to know that the "Little Squat Dog Pile" thinks that Obama has the right to overrule the Supreme Court's decision. What was he thinking--that Obama is a dictator like him?

Obama has thus far said nothing about the letter but it's rumored that he wrote Ahmadinejad back and dabbed a bit of Old Spice on the envelope.

Although Ahmadinejad already served two four-year terms, Iranian law allows for him to be eligible to run again once he has a one-term cooling-off period. Wouldn't Obama love that here?

The "Little Squat Dog Pile" is a Holocaust denier who has also predicted the demise of Israel, which not only makes him an anti-Semitic Muslim, but one who follows the Koran. Two of his former VPs have been jailed for corruption.

Hillary Clinton, thus far, has not.




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Iran to fire off new rocket, Obama to fire off new words

Now that Iran has some spending money, thanks to the nuclear deal that unlocked over $100 billion, they are getting ready to launch a newly developed long-range rocket into outer space.

The missile is known as a Simorgh, first flown in 2010 and unveiled by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (aka "Rat Faced Holocaust Denier"). 

The rocket is 89 feet long and weighs 85 tons. Its first stage has four engines, each generating 64 thousand pounds of thrust with a fifth engine used for attitude control, providing 30 thousand pounds of thrust. Liftoff thrust will generate 290 thousand pounds of thrust. The rocket is capable of putting a 130 pound payload into low Earth orbit (a little over 300 miles) but this new rocket may have greater payload capabilities.

At this time, the rocket is being fueled at an undisclosed location but with gas prices so low, and with the money they now have, they probably won't need to go to Costco.

Sources told Fox News they haven't seen this specific type of vehicle launched in the past, but earlier launches used a similar rocket of the Shahab-4 type. (Shahab is Urdu for "Faster than a flaming camel on crack.")

If the new Simorgh is different from those that came before, Iran would be in violation of the UN Security Council resolution 2231 forbidding new development and would be in big trouble. Sources close to our administration said that should this be the case, President Obama is prepared to say things that he has never quite said before.

But a senior Revolutionary Guard commander snubbed his nose at the UN saying that Iran's ballistic missile program will Shahab-4,move forward and the world can, and will, go to hell, Inshallah.

The frightened U.S. State Department in a secret email sent on an unsecured server said the launches were not in violation of the nuclear deal, but were "inconsistent" with the UN Security Council resolution. 

Secretary of State John Kerry raised his eyebrows along with concerns in a phone call with his Iranian counterpart. Kerry asked if the writing on the rocket "Israel must be wiped off the Earth" was graffiti, or did they really mean it this time. His counterpart, being a box of rocks, did not respond nor reply to the question. 

Make no mistake, cherished readers, these missiles are capable of carrying nuclear warheads and Iran does not play well with others. Allowing Iran access to billions of dollars is a recipe for disaster without Mrs. Kerry's Heinz ketchup. It is just another example of how incompetent or perhaps seditious, the Obama administration is.




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Hollywood's Low-Information Protest

It's now all the rage to protest against sharia law, all the beautiful people are doing it in Hollywood. Ellen DeGeneres, Clive Davis, Jay Leno, and Jeffrey Katzenberg, to name a few, are vigorously opposing the Seventh Century laws of Islam, known as sharia. They are doing so by not spending money at Sultan Hassanal Bolkia's Beverly Hills Hotel, because the Sultan has decided to implement sharia law in Brunei, an oil-soaked, East Asian country he heads. But the sad part is, when some of the people at the protest were questioned as to why they were protesting, they said it was to oppose Bolkia's "policy." They are still clueless.

Syria, Iran, Israel and Nukes

Syria is burning and to date, over 7500 civilians have died. McCain wants warplanes sent there; Panetta doesn't want to jump the gun. We don't even know who the rebels are--even Gen. Martin Dempsey admits we don't even know who the opposition forces are, so if we give aid to them, we may be arming Hezbollah, and that could be catastrophic to Israel and even the USA. It sure would not help the Middle East peace process, which in itself, is beginning to sound like an oxymoron.

Ahmadinejad and Gen. Ringo Starr

But Iran is another story.  We know they have promised the destruction of Israel because hey, it's their religious duty.  Mohammad was worse than Hitler when it came to Jewish relationships, and if it was Mohammad's thing, then it's every Muslim's thing to follow suit, because Islam means submission.  And when religion is part of the equation you can take their words to the bank.  Many Americans have taken the Palestinian side not because of the facts over the border problems, but because anti-Semitism is alive and well in America. It has become the nouveau cocktail conversation among the entitled generation, and blaming the Jews for all the miseries of the world is once again fashionable--so fashionable, we have Jews doing it to themselves, like Noam Chomsky and Paul Krugman, who are so quick to blame Israel and lament the cause of the Palestinians.  

We have a president who is quicker to come to the aid of our enemies and turn his back on our friends. Even in his two autobiographies, he is pretty clear that if push came to shove, he would side with Islam. He said that, not me. Obama says Republicans are quick to speak of war, when Obama was quick to go to war in Libya without Congressional approval.  He claimed to have "Israel's back," but those were just words, and he walked them back just hours later.


If there was a way to erase the double standard in America, the left would be speechless.

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Iran's Love Affair with Destroying Israel

Iran is posturing with the Ayatolla saying that Israel, a cancer, must be eliminated. They are obviously developing a nuclear weapon--if you don't believe that, you are naive. Leon Panetta opened his mouth to say that he believes Israel is going to launch an attack on Iran anytime from April to June of this year. This is not unlike Obama telling our enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan what our war strategies are going to be in order to help them prepare for it.  But perhaps Panetta had a reason or a strategy for spilling the beans--he may have wanted to provide Obama with a way to avoid going to war with Iran--it's Obama's style to walk the other way when there's a problem.. Except this is not very honorable when the problem has to do with your friend getting mugged.

Part of me wants to punch Panetta in the nose for tipping Israel's hand, and with a nose like Panetta's, it might just kill him. But I believe that he is probably correct in saying that Israel is going to do something soon.  Israel is the only country in the world where its enemies don't simply want to defeat it in war, perhaps to take back some land like the "Palestinians" say they wish to do; they want to destroy Israel and kill every Jew in it. This is not typical of what most wars are fought for, but this is a significant part of the Islamic religious mandate, the anti-Semitism in the Koran.  Ask most Muslims what they think of Jews and hear what they have to say.

Israel is also claiming that Iran has developed a nuclear delivery system that can reach the United States--so this is not just Israel's problem anymore, if you believe what was said by Israel. Again, to disregard the possible threat of Iran's nuclear capability or impending capability can be suicidal. Iran is not afraid to strike with nuclear weapons--they are not afraid to die, but welcome it. That's called Jihad, my friends, and that guarantees Paradise in their way of thinking.  To not take the Ayatolla at his word, and to not believe Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is foolish, and also suicidal.
 

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Obamophobia

Sam LaHood may face up to 5 years in prison in Egypt because they can.  What can Obama do?  He can tell the authorities there that if they don't behave, he will take away their several billion dollars in the yearly allowance we give them, and he can tell them that the billion plus they owe us in loans that was probably going to be forgiven, will not be forgiven.  Obama can tell them that if they do not return Sam LaHood, he will refuse to bow to whoever the Muslim Brotherhood puts into power there.  But what he will probably do, as he is wont to do as our PATH (Pussy At The Helm), is wag his finger, make an angry face, and threaten something that he will never carry out.  Why does Iran come to mind?

Peyton Manning, Mahmoud, Ringo

And speaking of Iran, it's beginning to look a lot like sanctions aren't working.  It's time for Obama to suck it up and stand up to Ahmadinejad--if the little rodent-face thinks he can block off the Straits of Hormuz, Obama can stand up to him militarily and even take full personal credit for heroism above and beyond the call of humanity.

These are dangerous times, but we cannot allow the United States to be pushed around.  I say demand the return of LaHood and his colleagues.  Stop the spread of leftist pro-Sharia propaganda, bounce Little Mosque on the Prairie off the air, and put an end to honor killings and Obama's administration.

See, I turned this into a rant.  Sorry.

 

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Ahmadinejad Endorses Ron Paul and Barack Hussein Obama

You're short. Your eyes almost meet in the middle, giving you an unmistakeable rodent appearance. You were brought up in a strict religious family--one that hates Jews, Christians, Hindus, Jains, atheists, women, gays--everyone who isn't brought up in the same religion, let's say. You were bullied as a kid and your samosas were taken at lunchtime by bigger boys and some girls. You learned about soap at the age of 23 but knew it was a plot to get you to change your habits. You worship a guy who loves little girls and marries them before they give up dolls. Your name is long--it took you until 7th grade before you could write it out without making a spelling error. Yes--you are Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and you are the freaking president of Iran.

Your biggest claim to fame is not merely that you preside over one of the Shiitiest countries in the world, but that a United States President, Barack Hussein Obama, is afraid of you. And this is why you, the Nazi Party, the American Communist party, and Barney Frank endorse him.

You may not be the strongest, best-looking, toughest, smartest, sweetest-smelling guy around, but you know how to call 'em when it comes to choosing your competition. Too bad come November, you cannot pull the lever for Obama--wait--if he has his way, maybe you can.  You're Iranian, which makes you a minority, which means you can vote for him and let him continue to make changes that he promised--change you can count on, like taxes and death, more taxes, and death, and taxes.

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Iran: A Chihuahua or Great Dane?

Iran reminds me of a chihuahua--its bark is annoying and shrill when it's scared, but it can still bite.  Actually, I would say that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad reminds me more of a little barking chihuahua than the country of Iran does, and I don't know if Ahmadinejad is scared of the US, but he sure is doing a lot of barking. 

Iran's Adm. Habibollah Sayyari told state-run TV that closing the strait of Hormuz in the Persian Gulf is as easy as drinking a glass of water. Note that he did not say that it is as easy as taking a bath or shower, which he evidently finds more difficult. This came after Iran began to feel the pinch from sanctions imposed by the US and this strait is the only outlet for the oil fields in and around this area. Being that this was the second chihuahua warning in two days, coming from the Islamic nation, it shows that the Iranians are worried about new sanctions in the oil sector.


Countering Iran's muscle-mouthing, Navy spokeswoman, Lt. Rebecca Rebarich let it be known that the United States Navy is "always ready to counter malevolent actions to ensure freedom of navigation." Let's face it, Islamists like Mahmoud and Habibollah do not like taking lip from a woman. They are of a religion that consider women to be lesser in every way than a man, and all that women are good for are as "fields to be plowed." I suspect, that in a fight, mano a chica, Becky would kick Mahmoud's scrawny butt all over the poop deck.

Smelling his own fear?

But this is really not a laughing matter--it's as serious as nuclear war--and we need to watch how our illustrious leader, Barack Hussein Obama, handles it. Will he lead from behind, as is his wont, or will he back off altogether as is his other wont? You might say he killed bin Laden, but it took him weeks to decide what to do--any patriotic American citizen would have made the decision to kill that bastard in a heartbeat--patriots would respond that way after all the heartbeats bin Laden stopped.


We pulled out of Iraq--in my opinion, it meant that the lives lost there were lost for nothing more than political reasons--but it may be a blessing in disguise to have these troops home and available for what may happen with Iran. But again, who knows what Obama will do if Iran moons him?

Oh, and Iran is no great Dane. Just saying.

 

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Iran is our Biggest Threat, Obama is our Biggest Loser

After seeing our response to Iran's plot to kill the Saudi Ambassador in Washington DC, how should we classify our president? Is he a tabby or a siamese? A calico or a balinese? What kind of pussycat is he? Personally, I go for American shorthair.

Not his bar mitzvah photo

We are quick to deploy troops to Uganda. Fast to send drones to Afghanistan. But the real threat in the world today is Iran. When they finally develop a nuclear weapon, it will only be a matter of time before they use it, first against Israel, then against us.  It's kind of an Islamic mafia thing--it isn't so much that they're angry at us, it's just business--Islamic business. They are commanded by Allah (who is really Muhammad without the drag) to destroy the infidel, the nonbelievers, and particularly the Jews. This has been going on for fourteen hundred years, and it doesn't seem like it's going to stop until the whole world is saying Allahu Akbar with butts to heaven and heads toward hell.

Obama has claimed that one of the reasons we are sending troops into Uganda is for security purposes. I find that a hard stretch--what will the Ugandese do to our national security--threaten us with intercontinental ballistic blow guns?  Lord's Resistance Army doesn't seem to pose the same kind of threat that Iran poses. There is more of a threat from the unwashed hoardes on Occupy Wall Street than there is coming from Uganda, and Obama actually supports the latter socialist movement because, well, he's a socialist.  George Soros is even more dangerous than Uganda.  Actually, Soros is more dangerous than most nations when you think about it.


So let us keep a sharp watch on Iran--they are like the proverbial banana peel and we are the unsuspecting peripatetic oblivious. We cannot afford to slip up where they`re concerned.


And let`s see if we can get Occupy Wall Street to shower. No justice, no soap.

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The First Rodent of Iran, Columbia U. and Obama

Lady of the Harbor

Miss Liberty, a photo by Rob Hoey on Flickr.

 The leader of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is in New York visiting Columbia University. Students are wet with excitement to meet with him and share antisemitic, anti-Zionist, and anti-American stories. What more could they ask for? Well, maybe an old fashioned stoning of an adulterer or a hanging of a gay man--but wait, aren't about one third of the male students of Columbia gay? I don't have the actual numbers but I've seen their football team and you might agree with me after watching the quarterback take a snap from center. He always uses the long count.


Okay, okay, I know that dissing gays isn't politically correct, but hey, since when has the Muslim world ever given a dump about PC? Iran's fearless first rodent has made it abundantly clear how he feels about the USA and basically told us, as in the immortal words of Maxine Waters. to go to hell. Islam has also made it clear how they view Jews--as apes and pigs, along with the way they view Christians. I am truly amazed when I see Jews siding with Islam--these people have to be idiots or self-loathing, or both. 

Obama spoke at the UN in light of the Palestinians attempting to circumvent protocol and be deemed a separate state. (They clearly abhor the existence of Israel but would be more accepting of it if the country just didn't have so many Jews.)  Obama talked about peace and said the Qaddafi regime is over and Osama bin Laden is dead. (I waited for him to take a bow at that point, but he disappointed me.) I felt that he spoke to his audience like they were 2 year olds; it was not his best speech.

     

If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe.  It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists.  He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.

click here for softcover Jihad Joe                     

click here for ebook version