Ahmadinejad asks Obama's forgiveness on a debt

"Little Squat Dog Pile"

Former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wrote a "Dear Barack" letter to President Obama Monday asking him to "quickly fix" a U.S. Supreme Court ruling that allows families of those killed in Iranian-linked attacks that killed Americans to collect damages from the $2 billion we hold in frozen assets. 

The money, Ahmadinejad evidently believes, could be put to better use in Iran, not in America, a country where Satan watches baseball.

While the "Little Squat Dog Pile" wrote that his letter "is by no means of a political nature," the word in the street and the mosques is that he is running next year as a presidential candidate. I guess his falafel wagon business didn't work out.

The letter also comes at a time when most Iranians have seen nothing benefitting themselves from the Iranian nuclear deal. This could be a gold mine for the "Little Squat Dog Pile" and other hard-liners as they campaign against moderates who aren't as certain of the coming of the Twelfth Imam.

Ahmadinejad's letter was posted on a website linked to his former office when he was president. He focuses on the Supreme Court's decision in April where they ruled 6 - 2 to allow families of the victims in the 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut, and in other terror attacks, to collect monetary damages from Iran.

Bank Markazi owes $1.75 billion in bonds as well as interest accumulated over the years; the bonds are held by Citibank in New York.

The letter went something like this:

Dear Barack:

It is the clear expectation of the Iranian nation that the particular case of property seizure . . . be quickly fixed by your excellency and that not only the Iranian nation's rights be restored and the seized property released and returned, but also the damage caused be fully compensated.

I passionately advise you not to let the historical defamation and bitter incident be recorded under your name. 

Your truly,

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, former President of the Islamic Republic of Iran and soon to be current President of Iran, Inshallah

P.S. Death to America

The letter was delivered to the Swiss Embassy in Tehran because after the Iranians killed 241 Americans in 1983's Marine barracks bombing, we decided not to be friends with them . . . until Obama changed all that.

It's interesting to know that the "Little Squat Dog Pile" thinks that Obama has the right to overrule the Supreme Court's decision. What was he thinking--that Obama is a dictator like him?

Obama has thus far said nothing about the letter but it's rumored that he wrote Ahmadinejad back and dabbed a bit of Old Spice on the envelope.

Although Ahmadinejad already served two four-year terms, Iranian law allows for him to be eligible to run again once he has a one-term cooling-off period. Wouldn't Obama love that here?

The "Little Squat Dog Pile" is a Holocaust denier who has also predicted the demise of Israel, which not only makes him an anti-Semitic Muslim, but one who follows the Koran. Two of his former VPs have been jailed for corruption.

Hillary Clinton, thus far, has not.




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Mo money, Mo money

Just when you thought the Obama administration had made great headway with Iran, believing the Islamic terrorist nation will peacefully coexist with us, (yeah, sure) Mohammad Reza Naqdi, an Iranian general in the volunteer Basij Force, is demanding the US pay Tehran reparations for the deaths of over 250,000 Iranians at the hands of our affiliates.

C'mon Mohammad, wasn't the billions Obama forked over to you guys on the nuke deal enough? We know Obama is weak, but this is going too far.

Naqdi said on Thursday that the Obama administration "should pay ransom" for our part in killing Iranians in the 1979 Islamic Revolution resulting in hard-line extremists coming into power.

This is confusing. First they want "Death to America," as they burn our flag side-by-side with Israel's, now they want us to pay them off for their own revolution that they claim is our fault.

You can't have it both ways. If we're dead, we can't pay you.

Speaking of 'dead,' on Wednesday it was disclosed that Iran was directly responsible for the deaths of about 200 U.S. troops in Iraq and the wounding of 1,000 others. Obama has done nothing about this in spite of how it goes against U.S. terrorism laws.

But since when has the issue of 'law' concerned POTUS?

Mohammad claims Iran has "irrefutable" proof that America is to blame for the Iranian deaths. The report claims that he has evidence the U.S. worked with Saddam Hussein, providing him with weapons during the war against Iran.

Honestly, this would not surprise me, but tough luck, Mohammad. Thanks to President Obama and his minions, our nation is broke. Our debt is closing in on $19 trillion!

Do you have any idea how large a number 19 trillion is? It would take about 31,709.79 years just to count to one trillion, if you count each number by one-second intervals. That's more years than it takes licks to finish a Tootsie Pop.

But of course, Mohammad, you don't lick, you suck.


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