Hamas is stockpiling weapons outside of Gaza

One might have thought that the notion of "disarmament" could be taken seriously when applied to an organization whose very charter calls for the destruction of a sovereign state and the extermination of its Jewish inhabitants. Yet here we are, in the curious aftermath of a ceasefire brokered by Washington, confronting the predictable farce that is Hamas’s response to Phase Two of President Trump’s twenty-point plan for Gaza.

The plan, in its admirable clarity, insists that Hamas must disarm if the Strip is ever to be rebuilt and its people given even the slimmest chance of a future unburdened by perpetual war. Hamas, being Hamas, has no intention of complying unless the pressure becomes quite literally unbearable. And so, with the foresight of a criminal syndicate that has survived longer than anyone predicted, it has already begun spiriting away its arsenal to safer climes.

As the Jerusalem Post reported on November 16, citing Israeli public broadcaster KAN: "Hamas has started stockpiling weapons in African countries, Yemen, and other nations sympathetic to the terrorist organization… The report follows the implementation of the US-broked ceasefire between Israel and Hamas, which stipulates the disarmament of the latter. According to Kan, the weapons are being stockpiled so that they can later be smuggled to locations, including the Gaza Strip, where Hamas can access them."

In plain English: Hamas has agreed to disarm in the same spirit that a snake agrees to become a vegetarian while quietly relocating the contents of the henhouse to a neighboring county. The destinations, one hardly needs reminding, are the usual suspects: Somalia, the lawless east of Libya under the Tripoli-based regime, the Houthi-ruled wastes of Yemen, and, let us not pretend otherwise, the indulgent salons of Qatar, the accommodating ports of Turkey, and, at the end of the supply chain, the arsenals of the Islamic Republic of Iran. 

A geography of fanaticism and failure, united by a single animating hatred.

Mossad, one presumes, is already mapping these ratlines across half the globe, though the task is rather like trying to count grains of sand in the Negev while the wind keeps blowing.

Meanwhile, the United Nations Security Council prepares to vote on yet another resolution, this one authorizing a multinational force to "demilitarize" Gaza, destroy its military infrastructure, and secure its borders, as if the paper on which such resolutions are written has ever restrained a single jihadist.

Hamas, for its part, has refused even to pretend it will surrender its weapons. And why should it? Since October 2023 it is believed to have recruited another twenty thousand young men eager to die for the cause. The organization is bloodied, certainly, but far from broken. Like some malevolent organism that regenerates faster than it can be cut, it has already ensured that whatever is confiscated in Gaza today can be replaced tomorrow from caches scattered across continents that have never met a terrorist they didn’t wish to support.

This is the reality of negotiating with millennial apocalypticism dressed up as "resistance." One does not disarm such people; one defeats them, or one waits for the next massacre. Everything else, the ceasefires, the resolutions, the earnest twenty-point plans, is merely the interval between atrocities. 

Hamas understands this perfectly. It is long past time the rest of us did too and it's also time to end Hamas' existence.

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IDF launches airstrikes in Gaza as Hamas violates ceasefire

The Gaza ceasefire went belly-up late Monday as the Air Force unleashed a storm of strikes across the Strip, hammering it hard and showing Hamas precisely what FAFO means.

 
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu didn’t mince words, saying he’d told the military to hit Hamas with "strong action" after the group dug in its heels, refusing to free hostages and thumbing its nose at every ceasefire pitch tossed their way. "Israel will, from now on, act against Hamas with increasing military strength," barked a statement from the PM’s office, sounding like a guy who’s done playing nice.

Over at the White House, they let slip that U.S. President Donald Trump got a heads-up before the boom started raining down.

The Prime Minister’s Office—PMO for short—doubled down, saying the call to strike came after Hamas wouldn’t budge on Israeli hostages and gave a big fat “no” to anything U.S. envoy Steve Witkoff tried to float.

 
Military brass spilled the beans: this wasn’t some spur-of-the-moment tantrum. The surprise attack came after two months of truce let them eyeball hundreds of fresh targets, with 20,000 Hamas and Islamic Jihad goons cozying up in new positions across Gaza. "In accordance with the political echelon, the IDF and ISA are currently conducting extensive strikes on terror targets belonging to the Hamas terrorist organization in the Gaza Strip," the IDF said in a statement, cool as you like.

Palestinian media’s screaming that at least 100 folks are either dead or bleeding out from the strikes, which tore through the Strip like a buzzsaw in under an hour. If Hamas didn't use civilians as human shields, the civilian count would be even lower than it already is, which is lower than any civilian-to-military death ratio in the global history of war.

A bigwig from Hamas fired back, pointing the finger at Israel for torching the ceasefire solo, leaving out the part about firing a rocket into the Jewish state.

"We call on the mediators to assign full responsibility on Netanyahu and Israel for violating the cease-fire agreement," Hamas spat, rallying the Arab League to back their fight and bust the "unjust siege" choking Gaza.

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 They’re also hollering for the UN Security Council to scramble a meeting and strong-arm Israel into slamming the brakes on the war.

The ceasefire between Israel and Hamas is officially over, and we only have the Hamassholes to blame.

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NoKo threatens top UN body following emergency meeting

North Korea warned the UN Security Council that if they continued criticizing their missile program, they just might get mad--and you don't want to see them get mad. Although the threats were unspecified, their "Leader for Life" Kim Jong-Un [aka "Rocket Man"] told his delegates to tell the UN people, that he has been working out and is nobody to mess with.

The emergency meeting was held behind closed doors of the top UN body on Friday. The French circulated a proposed statement expressing concern over the electricity-shy nation's missile launches and calls on it to fully implement resolutions by the council to ban its ballistic missile tests.

Jo Choi Su, a senior North Korean Foreign Ministry official stood up, grabbed his crotch, rolled his shoulders and in his best Soprano's voice warned the UN council that it "had better think what consequences it will bring in the future in case it tries to encroach upon the sovereignty" of North Korea.

Jo, who gets angry if you call him Su, also accused the UN body of a "double-dealing standard" because it doesn't treat the U.S. and its allies like they treat the poor North Koreans.

North Korea resumed its missile tests this month after a six-month hiatus. They launched a newly developed missile that has nuclear capabilities and puts the U.S., and South Korea, key allies, within striking distance and this has President Biden thinking, "Where did I leave my mask?"

Kim Jong Un still offered conditional talks with South Korea, in what some self-described experts call an attempt to pressure Seoul to persuade Washington to relax crippling economic sanctions on it as the public in the north is getting tired of eating their main vegetable we call grass.

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There are multiple UN Security Council resolutions which ban North Korea from engaging in ballistic missile activities, as they clearly are attempting to mount nuclear weapons on their ballistic missiles. They pretend the reason they continue to flaunt the resolutions is because they say it's meant to cope with the U.S. military threats, in spite of the absence of any military threats by the U.S.

Despite recent missile launches, North Korea maintains a 2018 self-imposed moratorium on a long-range missile directly threatening the American homeland, a sign that it wants to keep the chance alive for future diplomacy with the U.S., and if they just bide their time a little longer, President Biden will make them a deal and Hunter will be the go-between, or bagman, as it were.

U.S. officials have urged North Korea to return to talks without preconditions, but the North has argued it won’t do so unless the Americans drop their “hostile policy,” in an apparent reference to the sanctions and regular military drills between Washington and Seoul. 

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Israel shoots down Iranian drone in its territory, but an F-16 is downed

Site of downed jet

Jerusalem -- Israel shot down an Iranian drone in the most serious engagement in Syria since fighting began in 2011. Once the drone was destroyed Saturday, Israel struck Iranian targets deep in Syria and, unfortunately for the good guys, an Israeli F-16 was downed.

Iran has established a military presence in Syria which Israel cannot accept and this latest engagement might be a predictor of more to come in spite of Israel issuing strong warnings.

A meeting was just held near the Syrian border by the Israeli Cabinet to highlight the new threats, which it clearly attributes to Iran's growing confidence due, in part, to the success of Bashar "The Chin" Assad in the Syrian civil war due to Iran's support.

Israel rightly labeled the drone infiltration a "severe and irregular violation of Israeli sovereignty" and told Iran they would be held accountable for its meddling. This raises the strong possibility that a larger military confrontation looms on the horizon as the religion of Islam calls for the annihilation of the Jews and eventually the Christians.

Israel's chief military spokesman, Brig. Gen. Ronen Manelis said in a statement: 

"This is a serious Iranian attack on Israeli territory. Iran is dragging the region into an adventure in which it doesn't know how it will end. Whoever is responsible for this incident is the one who will pay the price."

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Defense Minister Avigdor Lieberman convened top military leaders in Tel Aviv for emergency consultations which went through the Jewish Sabbath to discuss strategic next steps.

Bibi said he spoke with Russian President Vladimir Putin and vowed serious retaliation.

"Iran seeks to use Syrian territory to attack Israel for its professed goal of destroying Israel," Netanyahu said. "Israel holds Iran and its Syrian host responsible for today's aggression. We will continue to do whatever is necessary to protect our sovereignty and our security."

Israel also appealed to the UN Security Council to denounce Iran's aggression and "put an immediate end to Iranian provocations," but the Organization of Islamic Cooperation [the 57 UN nation members] is to Israel as the scorpion is to the frog. 

It's all about the religious obligation of Islam to destroy Israel and the Jews. And there are some really stupid 'useful idiots' who are secular Jews who support the BDS movement.

Go figure.

Israel wouldn't confirm if the F-16 was shot down by enemy fire, which would make it the first such downing of an Israeli military aircraft since 1982 during the first Lebanon war.

Israel has grave concerns that Iran could use Syrian territory to stage attacks or create a land passage from Iran to Lebanon that would help ease the transfer of weapons to Hezbollah--Lebanon's Iranian-supported political party and militant group religiously sworn to Israel's destruction.

Since 2012, Israel has struck weapons convoys destined for Hezbollah about 100 times, but overall, it has largely stayed out of the conflict.

Israel is a country so small and surrounded by Islamic countries that hate them, that every man and woman who are able-bodied, serve in the military.

If that was the case in the United States, there probably wouldn't be anyone taking a knee during the national anthem.


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Nikki Haley: NoKo is "begging for war"

U.S. Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley spoke Monday morning at an emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council. Haley asked for the strongest possible sanctions against the rogue nation of North Korea after their most recent nuclear test in which they claimed to have tested a hydrogen bomb.

First, she made the case by laying out the history of past "half measures" that didn't change NoKo's behavior, then said "the time for half measures . . . is over," and "enough is enough." 

Now North Korea is planning yet another nuclear test, which would be their seventh test thus far. They apparently are capable of launching an ICBM that could reach Alaska, Hawaii and Guam, as well as Japan and South Korea.

"We cannot kick this can down the road any longer," Haley said. Yesterday Haley said that North Korea is "begging for war."

President Trump did "an Obama" and condemned the test in the strongest possible terms. 

But what are the strongest possible terms? Vulgarity? Calling Kim's mother a prostitute? Just words, and words have done nothing for over two decades to reel in the dictatorship.

"North Korea is a rogue nation which has become a great threat and embarrassment to China, which is trying to help out with little success," Trump said Sunday in the strongest possible terms.

The future does not look promising for a peaceful resolution to this situation, and while Trump inherited the problem from Clinton, Bush and Obama, you know the left is going to blame him for whatever happens and make it all his fault.

But the fault began with Bill Clinton.


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NoKo fires missile over Japan, harsh words follow

North Korea is up to their old shenanigans again--they fired yet another missile over Japan which landed in the waters off the northern region of Hokkaido early Tuesday, according to South Korean and Japanese officials. This marks a sharp escalation of tensions and testosterone on the Korean peninsula and there is no doubt that harsh words are going to follow this dastardly deed.

The North Korean test appears to be that of the intermediate-range Hwasong-12 missile. It comes on the coattails of South Korean and U.S. military drills, to which North Korea strongly objects.

North Korea has conducted dozens of ballistic missile tests since corpulent Kim Jong Un became dictator. The most recent test, save this one, was on Saturday, but firing a missile over mainland Japan is rare and it is likely that leaders of Japan, South Korea and the U.S. will have something harsh to say about it.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe provided his honest analysis of the situation: "North Korea's reckless action is an unprecedented, serious and a grave threat to our nation."

Abe said his nation was seeking an urgent meeting at the UN to increase sanctions against Pyongyang. The test was a clear violation of UN resolutions and he said the government had protested against the move in the strongest terms. 

It is common knowledge that whenever a leader of a powerful nation condemns the actions of a rogue nation in the strongest possible terms, that it scares the rogue nation and causes them to stop and desist their malfeasance. 

Or not.

And even South Korea condemned the launch. "We will respond strongly based on our steadfast alliance with the United States if North Korea continues nuclear and missile provocation," SoKo's foreign ministry said.

It appears that the President of South Korea, Moon Jai-in, who was hoping to work things out with Kim Jong-Un and his gang, is having second thoughts.

Japan's Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said the last NoKo missile fell into the sea 735 miles east of the Cape of Erimo on Hokkaido. The Japanese J-Alert system (the Japanese version of our Conelrad system) broke into radio and TV programming, interrupting thousands of "My Inscrutable Pillow" commercials, warning citizens of the possible missile. Warnings went out over loudspeakers in towns in Hokkaido and bullet trains services were halted.

Global markets reacted to the new escalation in tensions as gold shot up and stocks sold off. Japan's Nikkei 225 index fell almost 1 percent and South Korea's KOSPI index was also down a similar percentage.

The South Korean military said the missile was launched from the Sunan region near Pyongyang just before 6 a.m. and flew 1,680 miles, reaching an altitude of about 340 miles.

Naive (or worse) Secretary of State Rex Tillerson tried to make a peace overture to North Korea last week, welcoming what he referred to as restraint shown by Pyongyang recently in its weapons programs by not conducting any tests since July.

Too bad Rex--it sounded good when you first said it, but you apparently don't know what you're twanging about.

Masao Okonogi, professor emeritus at Keio University ("Go Shitzus!") said that North Korea believes that by showing their nuclear capability, that this will open the path to dialogue with other nuclear power nations.

"That logic, however, is not understood by the rest of the world, so it's not easy, Okonogi said.

The Japanese military didn't try to shoot down the missile, which passed over their territory around 6:07 a.m. local time. It broke into three lucky pieces and fell into waters off Hokkaido, Japanese public broadcaster NHK reported.

The Pentagon confirmed the missile's path over Japan and said it didn't pose a threat to North America so harsh words against the launch should suffice.

North Korea says that it will never give up its weapons programs and technically, the Korean War has not ended. The fighting from 1950-53 ended in a truce, not a peace treaty, and the North says their weapons are necessary to counter what they see as U.S. hostility.

In a letter sent Monday by the North Korean mission to the UN, they had again asked the UN Security Council to meet in order to discuss the U.S.-South Korean military exercises.

The letter from NoKo UN Ambassador Ja Song Nam called the military exercises a "grave threat" to the Korean peninsula and international peace and security.

In an Onion-esque statement it read: "It is the fair and square self-defensive right of the DPRK to cope with reckless, aggressive war maneuvers and the U.S. would be wholly responsible for any catastrophic consequences to be entailed from the result," Ja wrote, sounding like an abusive husband blaming his wife.

Similar previous requests have fallen on deaf eyeballs by the 15-member Security Council.

In early August, the Security Council unanimously imposed new sanctions on the hermit nation in response to two long-range missile tests in July.


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US: all options are on the table with N. Korea

United Nations -- The United States made it clear that "all options are on the table" when it comes to dealing with the rogue nation of North Korea and their tubby leader Kim Jong Un, and dismissed China's suggestion that there be a "dual suspension" of U.S. and South Korea military drills and Pyongyang's missile and nuclear tests.

As if Kim is going to stop missile tests if we stop military exercises.

"We are not dealing with a rational person," U.S. Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley said of Kim Jong Un, when the UN Security Council discussed North Korea's launch of four ballistic missiles on Monday. 

"It is an unbelievable, irresponsible arrogance that we are seeing coming out of Kim Jong Un at this time," she added.

Haley explained that the Trump administration was reassessing how it would handle Pyongyang and that "all options were on the table."

"We are making those decisions now and we will act accordingly," she said.

Corpulent Kim's military had four missiles fired into the sea off Japan's coast where they landed less than 200 miles from their shores. He claimed it was in response to the annual U.S.-South Korea military drills, but the north sees it as a preparation for war.

The communist dictatorship has fired dozens of missiles to the glee of chubby Kim and conducted two of its five nuclear tests in the past year in clear defiance of the impotent UN and their empty resolutions.

On Wednesday, North Korea's Foreign Ministry sent a statement to U.N. Secretary-General Antonio Guterres warning that it would "reduce the bases of aggression and provocation to ashes with its invincible Hwasong rockets tipped with nuclear warheads and reliably defend the security of the country and its people's happiness in case the U.S. and the South Korean puppet forces fire even a single bullet at the territory of the DPRK."

Wang Yi the Chinese foreign minister said that the tests by the North and drills in the South were causing tension to increase like two "accelerating trains coming toward each other." That's when he suggested a dual suspension. 

But if the U.S.-South Korea alliance is a train, North Korea is a Prius. 

"We have to see some sort of positive action taken by North Korea before we can ever take them seriously," Haley said when questioned about Beijing's proposal, adding that the drills are held annually for 40 years and North Korea was always notified.

The Security Council strongly condemned North Korea's missile launches and expressed concern over their "increasingly destabilizing behavior," which should scare the crap out of them and get them to stop. After all, they've been under sanctions since 2006 over their banned nuclear and missile programs.

French U.N. Ambassador Francois Delattre said his country is also working on proposing new EU "restrictive measures" on North Korea, but did not give details.

On Tuesday, the U.S. began deploying the first elements of the Terminal High Altitude Area Defense (THAAD) anti-missile system to South Korea, which China opposes because they do not want South Korea to have the capability to defend itself from the fat lunatic up north.



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N. Korea: missile launches training to attack US base in Japan

Pyongyang launched four ballistic missiles as part of their training for an attack on the U.S. base in Japan.

KCNA, the North Korean news agency, claimed the launches were designed to prepare the country for an enemy strike.

Funny Hair Supreme Leader for Life, Kim Jong-un oversaw the launch and was very cheerful what he witnessed, the propaganda news agency said. The photo above tells the whole story.

Fortunately, nobody yawned or looked away as the missiles flew boldly into the sky reaching an altitude of 160 miles and landing as close as 190 miles off Japan's northwest coast, Tomomi Inada, Japan's defense minister said.

Under the useless U.N. and their empty-fisted resolution, Pyongyang is banned from using ballistic missile technology. But nobody apparently has the cajones to do anything about it.

Washington and Tokyo officials have called for the UN Security Council to meet over the launches over lunches, and it is expected to take place on Wednesday.

President Trump previously vowed that he will not allow North Korea to obtain nuclear weapons that could endanger the U.S., but it is unclear what he plans to do in order to back up his vow.

Still, Dennis Rodman had no comment.


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Rabbi rips Obama's anti-Israel move at Nat'l Menorah lighting

Rabbi Levi Shemtov, the executive vice president of American Friends of Lubavich, was in charge of the National Chanukah Menorah lighting ceremony. He used his time on the podium wisely.

Just steps from the White House, Rabbi Shemtov criticized the Obama administration's sneaky decision to allow the United Nations to pass a resolution condemning Israeli settlements in the West Bank and portions of Jerusalem as illegal.

He turned Adam Szubin's speech about "fighting darkness with light" on its head, evoking Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and urging Jews not to despair about the "darkness" cast by the UN vote. Szubin is acting treasury undersecretary for terrorism and financial intelligence.

Szubin delivered a short speech that focused mainly on the significance and symbolism of candles and light as they pertain to Chanukah. He later helped light a 30-foot menorah.

But Rabbi Shemtov didn't allow the moment to be lost: "Secretary Szubin spoke before of fighting darkness with light. I remember those words being spoken to a particular man by the Rebbe [Rabbi Menachem Mendel Schneerson-head rabbi of the Lubavich] many many years ago on Simchat Torah," an annual Jewish holiday marking the conclusion of one reading of the Torah and beginning another.

"The Rebbe told him you are working in a place where there is great grief and darkness, but remember that in that place of darkness, you can only counter it by lighting a candle. By creating light," Shemtov said. "That man was Benjamin Netanyahu, and he was at the time the ambassador to the United Nations."

Then Rabbi Shemtov brought up Friday's 14 - 0 U.N. Security Council vote, which the Obama administration abstained from voting, thus allowing the measure to pass and marking a major shift in U.S. policy.

"So as I know that some of us are so sad at what happened there with regard to Israel," Shemtov said. "We must remember that the way to counter any darkness, any disappointment is not with harsh rhetoric, not with anger, but when we create light, the darkness dissipates."


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North Korea prepares for "arduous march"

Lard Butt and Mignons 

Most North Koreans (Kim Jong Un excepted) haven't had a good meal since 1994 when the dictatorship nation suffered from a famine that killed so many. A proclamation has been issued destined to scare whatever fear is left in the emaciated population as citizens are being told to prepare for yet another "arduous march."

That term was first used back in 1993, coined by North Korean leaders as a metaphor for the famine that had arrived, killing about 3.5 million of the 22 million North Koreans. 

The causes were said to be due to natural disasters, collapse of the Soviet bloc and loss of Soviet aid as a result, and a total economic mismanagement by the government, which, conspiracy theorists such as Alex Jones, might attribute to Kim Jong Il taking advice from American Democrats.


And while people were snacking on insects, shoe leather and grass, the regime and military were eating like Michael Moore being given carte blanche at Bob's Big Boy.

After North Korea flipped the bird at the free world and shot missiles into the sea just to see the splash, and the UN Security Council voted for new sanctions against the rogue nation, Pyongyang announced a nationwide campaign to save food.

No more would there be "One from column A and two from column B, and comes with soup," people weren't going to be eating just enough to make those insects look appetizing.

"The road to revolution is long and arduous," an editorial said in Rodong Sinmun, a state-run rag. "We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we wil have to chew the roots of plants once again."

Of course, Kim doesn't need to worry--he gets to ride around in his Mercedes and eat to maintain his body mass.

South Korea's Chosun Ilbo newspaper wrote that North Korean citizens are being ordered to provide 1 kg (2.2 lbs) of rice to the state's warehouses every month, and farmers are being forced to "donate" additional supplies from their own anemic crops to the military. 

This is a Bernie Sanders dream. "They aawl get to share in the collective wealth. Wall Shhtreet can learn from them."

Of course there's the local hoarding of food by non-communist thinking people who've grown or raised it themselves. If they are caught hoarding, Kim may use them as practice dummies on the mortar training range.

The Rodong Sinmun paper warned the people that despite the hardships, they had better stay loyal to chubby Kim if they expected to continue making carbon dioxide out of oxygen. 

"Even if we give up our lives, we should continue to show our loyalty to our leader, Kim Jong Un, until the end of our lives."

They are demanding a "70-day campaign of loyalty." They figure that after 70 days, their hunger will make them too delirious or immobile to worry about it.




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UN Security Council meets to discuss Iran's bad behavior

The UN Security Council met with U.S. Ambassador Samantha Power Monday to talk about Iran's "provocative and destabilizing" launch last week of a long-range missile with Hebrew writing threatening the destruction of Israel. 

I wonder if perhaps George Soros helped Iran with the Hebrew. Although being Jewish, George Soros on Israel and Jews don't seem to get along very well. (For moron George Soros, go here.)

Lucky for us,  the Obama administration isn't a fan of Israel and the Jews either, so maybe we will not be going to war with Iran in the near future. We'll just have to wait until they develop a nuke and put it in a long-range missile . . . then we can cross our fingers--Iranians hate crosses.

The meeting on Iran was added to one that was already scheduled to discuss the latest Syrian situation. But the U.S. called the meeting because after the deal and the ending of sanctions that were in place, they promised not to pursue nuclear weapons, and by golly, they did, surprising nobody except Obama and his minions.

In a strong barrage of words, certain to bring regret to the Ayatollah and cessation of further nuclear ambitions, Samantha Power said: "We condemn such threats against another UN member-state and one of our closest allies."

It is unclear if Powers drew a red line as well.

Whether or not the missile tests actually violated the terms of the nuclear deal is not the point. What matters is how unabashedly clear the Iranian Shi'ite terrorists are about their intentions with Israel, and eventually with us. 

When Iran chants "Death to Israel!" and "Death to America," they honestly mean it with all their hearts. 

Maybe we should send all the anti-Semites to Iran to help them with their religious endeavors.




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Iran to fire off new rocket, Obama to fire off new words

Now that Iran has some spending money, thanks to the nuclear deal that unlocked over $100 billion, they are getting ready to launch a newly developed long-range rocket into outer space.

The missile is known as a Simorgh, first flown in 2010 and unveiled by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (aka "Rat Faced Holocaust Denier"). 

The rocket is 89 feet long and weighs 85 tons. Its first stage has four engines, each generating 64 thousand pounds of thrust with a fifth engine used for attitude control, providing 30 thousand pounds of thrust. Liftoff thrust will generate 290 thousand pounds of thrust. The rocket is capable of putting a 130 pound payload into low Earth orbit (a little over 300 miles) but this new rocket may have greater payload capabilities.

At this time, the rocket is being fueled at an undisclosed location but with gas prices so low, and with the money they now have, they probably won't need to go to Costco.

Sources told Fox News they haven't seen this specific type of vehicle launched in the past, but earlier launches used a similar rocket of the Shahab-4 type. (Shahab is Urdu for "Faster than a flaming camel on crack.")

If the new Simorgh is different from those that came before, Iran would be in violation of the UN Security Council resolution 2231 forbidding new development and would be in big trouble. Sources close to our administration said that should this be the case, President Obama is prepared to say things that he has never quite said before.

But a senior Revolutionary Guard commander snubbed his nose at the UN saying that Iran's ballistic missile program will Shahab-4,move forward and the world can, and will, go to hell, Inshallah.

The frightened U.S. State Department in a secret email sent on an unsecured server said the launches were not in violation of the nuclear deal, but were "inconsistent" with the UN Security Council resolution. 

Secretary of State John Kerry raised his eyebrows along with concerns in a phone call with his Iranian counterpart. Kerry asked if the writing on the rocket "Israel must be wiped off the Earth" was graffiti, or did they really mean it this time. His counterpart, being a box of rocks, did not respond nor reply to the question. 

Make no mistake, cherished readers, these missiles are capable of carrying nuclear warheads and Iran does not play well with others. Allowing Iran access to billions of dollars is a recipe for disaster without Mrs. Kerry's Heinz ketchup. It is just another example of how incompetent or perhaps seditious, the Obama administration is.




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JV Team goes pro

ISIS, or as Obama calls them, the "JV Team," has exponentially expanded its control over Libyan territory with the crazed lunatics claiming to be North Africa's key defense against the Twenty-First Century infidels.

In the UN Security Council annual report, it stated that Libya is attracting more terrorists who arrive via Sudan, Turkey and Tunisia. 

Like Osama bin Laden who had been given sanctuary in Pakistan, it seems these countries could do more to monitor who's who and what's what.

On a happier note, Abu Nabil, an ISIS/ISIL leader in Libya, was blown to smithereens in a U.S. airstrike as we continue to target Islamists in the region. He has gone to the land of brown-eyed virgins and blue boys who cater.

The UN geniuses reportedly received information that foreign militaries are supporting ISIS/ISIL (I like to call them Daesh because they hate it) but which countries, they aren't all that certain.

"The rise of ISIL in Libya," the experts say, "is likely to increase the level of international and regional interference, which could provoke further polarization, if not coordinated.

ISIS has grown significantly when the Obama administration caused a sucking sound around the time Muammar Gaddafi was overthrown and our absence created a sucking sound from the vacuum we left behind. ISIS filled that vacuum and the Obama administration played golf.

So who's the real JV team, Mr. Obama?

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Kim Jong Un Fires 3 Missiles

Kim Jong Un single-handedly piloted a North Korean submarine and personally launched a super secret ballistic missile off its east coast on Saturday, or something like that, according to the official Korean Central News Agency (not to be confused with "Comedy Central").

"Missiles go 'badahbing!'"

The lowly-regarded Journal called the missile a "world-level strategic weapon," and an "eye-opening success." If they hadn't done so, all of the so-called journalists at the Journal would have been taken out back and shot.

Just hours after the NK announcement, South Korea said the Kim government fired 3 anti-ship cruise missiles into the sea off its east coast, thereby increasing tensions between the two nations.

A U.S. State Department spokesman (not Marie Harf) said that we were aware of the missile launches and our thoughts go out to the families of the dead fishes that were so callously killed in this attack. 

"Launches using ballistic missile technology are a clear violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions," the State Department geek said, but offered nothing in the way of what the Obama administration would do about it.

In the meantime, President Obama huffed and puffed as the tyrant of North Korea, Un, (not to be confused with the UN) simply laughed and killed someone blocking his view of the missile strikes.

The waters off the coast of Korea is now inundated with chum making the more aggressive sea critters as happy as liberals at a riot.

North Korea has been warning their foes down south that it would fire at their naval vessels that they say are violating territorial waters.

Obama, in response to the possibility of an all-out war in Korea, played 18 holes.






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Benghazi Jihadists Murder 13 Year Old Girl

Maybe it's okay in the sick mind of Islamic jihadists to kill a 13 year old girl; after all, she isn't all that young if their prophet. Mohammed, can marry a girl who was only 6 years old. Her name was Ayisha, and Mohammed, who was 52 at the time, consummated the marriage when Ayisha was 9. Don't think I'm making this up--it's in the so-called scripture of Islam.

The girl's parents, Coptic Christians and both physicians, were slaughtered on Tuesday night and their daughter was taken as a sex slave, I suspect. Her two sisters were not abducted however. A Christmas miracle.

The bodies of her parents were taken to Sina Hospital in Sirte, Libya, but the cause of death was not disclosed. Sirte is the home town of Muammar Gaddafi, of dictator fame.