Russian missile kills 2 in Poland: Polish Gov't calls NATO crisis meeting

Photo: Emily Schrader

On Tuesday, a pair of Russian cruise missiles missed hitting Ukraine and hit Poland instead killing two very unlucky Polish citizens.

The missiles was part of salvo of about 100 sea- and air-launched weapons allegedly targeting Ukraine's electric generation, transmission and distribution infrastructure. However, Poland Prime Minister, Mateusz Morawiecki, isn't taking chances that this was an accident and has convened an emergency meeting of the Polish government to discuss the attack. 

Consultations with NATO will probably follow as Resolution 4 may be invoked.

At this moment in time, we are not certain what was behind the missile strike but this doesn't look good and if Poland should declare an Article 5, all NATO nations are obligated to fight for Poland as it's all for one and one for all in the NATO agreement.

2 Russian stray missiles have just hit a farm in Przewodów on the Polish side of the Polish-Ukrainian border, killing 2 Poles. pic.twitter.com/BS7txi9ZKs

— Emily Schrader – אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر (@emilykschrader) November 15, 2022

🇵🇱 The first video from the site of the explosion in the Polish village of Przewodow, Lublin Voivodeship. pic.twitter.com/dyUwXwfoKR

— АЗОВ South (@AzovMolozensky) November 15, 2022

The US Defense Department has not pointed a finger at Russia but background briefings from intelligent officials [as opposed to stupid Biden officials] have placed the blame on Russia.

A Polish government spokesman did not immediately confirm the information, but said leaders were meeting on "crisis situation." https://t.co/W1hhjwa6ez

— The Associated Press (@AP) November 15, 2022

For their part, some pro-Russian accounts blame a Ukrainian surface-to-air missile gone astray, but this is very unlikely as Western missiles have a self-destruct mechanism to prevent such a situation. And surface-to-air missiles fired from Ukraine at incoming Russian missiles would have splashed in Ukraine in what is known as a fishing expedition.

Some of Russia’s media personalities don’t appear to be denying the source of the missile. For example, here is the editor-in-chief of RT giving her opinion:

Head of RT Margarita Simonyan: "Now Poland has its own Belgorod region. What did you expect?" pic.twitter.com/JUyaFOKRdR

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) November 15, 2022

But don't freak out over the incident just yet as it will not create the need for a NATO consultation under the NATO Article 5 provision, but under Article 4. So war is not necessarily going to happen, although it might. In the case of Article 4, this will likely result in more support for Ukraine.

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This type of incident has happened before with Russia. About two weeks ago, a Russian cruise missile missed Ukraine and hit Moldova. 

But don't worry, America, Joe Biden is on the job.

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Breaking: Iran test fires ballistic missile

In an exclusive by  Fox News it was reported that Iran has test-fired a ballistic missile for the first time this year. And folks, this could be the start of something big!

It's been over a year since Iran test-fired a ballistic missile and it's clearly in defiance just months after President Trump pulled us out of the crappy nuclear deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran, and right before his administration slapped on new sanctions.

The missile test was reported to Fox News by three U.S. officials with knowledge about the launch.

The missile test was of an Iranian Fateh-110 short-range ballistic missile. Coinciding with the launch, a large-scale naval exercise by Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps was taking place involving over 50 gunboats in the Strait of Hormuz. They were rehearsing "swarm" tactics which could potentially shut down the vital waterway, through which 30 percent of the world's oil passes each year. But to shut it down, that would also put a damper on Iranian oil exportation.

The U.S. military publicly confirmed the naval activity, but the missile test from their military base in Bandar-e-Jask in southern Iran was not previously reported. The launch was detected by a U.S. spy satellite, a piece of equipment jihadis do not yet possess.

According to the anonymous officials [requested due to the sensitivity of the information] the anti-ship Fateh-110 Mod 3 flew over 100 miles on a flight path over the Strait of Hormuz to a test range in the Iranian desert.

No U.S. assets were in danger nor in the area when the lunatics conducted the test. The guided-missile destroyer USS The Sullivans [named after the famed 5 Sullivan brothers who all perished in World War II changing the protocol whereby siblings cannot serve aboard the same vessel] had been escorting other vessels through the strait in recent days.

A Pentagon spokesperson decline to speak about the launch thus causing one to wonder why he isn't referred to as a Pentagon mute-person.

The top American commander for U.S. forces in the Middle East told the press Iran's naval activity was meant to "send a message" to the United States.

The country is now standing by for the follow-up tweet by President Trump.

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NoKo fires missile over Japan, harsh words follow

North Korea is up to their old shenanigans again--they fired yet another missile over Japan which landed in the waters off the northern region of Hokkaido early Tuesday, according to South Korean and Japanese officials. This marks a sharp escalation of tensions and testosterone on the Korean peninsula and there is no doubt that harsh words are going to follow this dastardly deed.

The North Korean test appears to be that of the intermediate-range Hwasong-12 missile. It comes on the coattails of South Korean and U.S. military drills, to which North Korea strongly objects.

North Korea has conducted dozens of ballistic missile tests since corpulent Kim Jong Un became dictator. The most recent test, save this one, was on Saturday, but firing a missile over mainland Japan is rare and it is likely that leaders of Japan, South Korea and the U.S. will have something harsh to say about it.

Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe provided his honest analysis of the situation: "North Korea's reckless action is an unprecedented, serious and a grave threat to our nation."

Abe said his nation was seeking an urgent meeting at the UN to increase sanctions against Pyongyang. The test was a clear violation of UN resolutions and he said the government had protested against the move in the strongest terms. 

It is common knowledge that whenever a leader of a powerful nation condemns the actions of a rogue nation in the strongest possible terms, that it scares the rogue nation and causes them to stop and desist their malfeasance. 

Or not.

And even South Korea condemned the launch. "We will respond strongly based on our steadfast alliance with the United States if North Korea continues nuclear and missile provocation," SoKo's foreign ministry said.

It appears that the President of South Korea, Moon Jai-in, who was hoping to work things out with Kim Jong-Un and his gang, is having second thoughts.

Japan's Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said the last NoKo missile fell into the sea 735 miles east of the Cape of Erimo on Hokkaido. The Japanese J-Alert system (the Japanese version of our Conelrad system) broke into radio and TV programming, interrupting thousands of "My Inscrutable Pillow" commercials, warning citizens of the possible missile. Warnings went out over loudspeakers in towns in Hokkaido and bullet trains services were halted.

Global markets reacted to the new escalation in tensions as gold shot up and stocks sold off. Japan's Nikkei 225 index fell almost 1 percent and South Korea's KOSPI index was also down a similar percentage.

The South Korean military said the missile was launched from the Sunan region near Pyongyang just before 6 a.m. and flew 1,680 miles, reaching an altitude of about 340 miles.

Naive (or worse) Secretary of State Rex Tillerson tried to make a peace overture to North Korea last week, welcoming what he referred to as restraint shown by Pyongyang recently in its weapons programs by not conducting any tests since July.

Too bad Rex--it sounded good when you first said it, but you apparently don't know what you're twanging about.

Masao Okonogi, professor emeritus at Keio University ("Go Shitzus!") said that North Korea believes that by showing their nuclear capability, that this will open the path to dialogue with other nuclear power nations.

"That logic, however, is not understood by the rest of the world, so it's not easy, Okonogi said.

The Japanese military didn't try to shoot down the missile, which passed over their territory around 6:07 a.m. local time. It broke into three lucky pieces and fell into waters off Hokkaido, Japanese public broadcaster NHK reported.

The Pentagon confirmed the missile's path over Japan and said it didn't pose a threat to North America so harsh words against the launch should suffice.

North Korea says that it will never give up its weapons programs and technically, the Korean War has not ended. The fighting from 1950-53 ended in a truce, not a peace treaty, and the North says their weapons are necessary to counter what they see as U.S. hostility.

In a letter sent Monday by the North Korean mission to the UN, they had again asked the UN Security Council to meet in order to discuss the U.S.-South Korean military exercises.

The letter from NoKo UN Ambassador Ja Song Nam called the military exercises a "grave threat" to the Korean peninsula and international peace and security.

In an Onion-esque statement it read: "It is the fair and square self-defensive right of the DPRK to cope with reckless, aggressive war maneuvers and the U.S. would be wholly responsible for any catastrophic consequences to be entailed from the result," Ja wrote, sounding like an abusive husband blaming his wife.

Similar previous requests have fallen on deaf eyeballs by the 15-member Security Council.

In early August, the Security Council unanimously imposed new sanctions on the hermit nation in response to two long-range missile tests in July.


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Iran's new missile production: thanks Barack

Photo: Reuters

Beirut -- (Reuters) Iran announced the start of a new missile production line on Saturday, according to their state media. This comes at a wonderful time as the terror nation still holds some of our people, and are not complying with the U.S.-Iran deal crafted by that crafty socialist and globalist, Barack Hussein Obama.

The Sayyad 3 missile has a range of up to 74 miles with an altitude capability of 16 miles, the Iranian defense minister Hossein Dehghan said at a ceremony while out to launch.

The missile can target infidel fighter planes, unmanned drones, cruise missiles and helicopters.

The U.S. put new economic sanctions on Iran last week over its ballistic missile program, saying that Tehran's "malign activities" in the Middle East undercut any "positive contributions" coming from a 2015 Iran [fake] nuclear accord.

The new sanctions signal the Trump administration seeks to put more pressure on Iran while keeping the [fake] agreement between the Shi'ite nation and six world powers to curb its nuclear program in return for lifting international oil and financial sanctions.

The U.S. was targeting 18 entities and people for supporting "illicit Iranian actors or transnational criminal activity".

The Trump administration said Monday that Iran was complying with the nuclear agreement but was in default of the spirit of the accord.

How can we possibly know that Iran is complying with the agreement? We have to give lots of notice before we go in and inspect, which gives them more than enough time to "hide the evidence" of noncompliance.

In spite of the fact that Trump called the Iranian deal "the worst deal ever" during his presidential campaign in 2016, and criticized Obama for negotiating such a bad deal, this is the second time he has said Iran was in compliance with the agreement.

Dehghan said at Saturday's ceremony that the recent $110 billion military deal between the U.S. and the Saudis during Trump's visit to Riyadh in May, was intended as a threat to Iran.

"We recently witnessed an immense purchase that some countries in the region paid as a ransom to America and they intend to bring weapons into the region, and this purchase was done with the goal of threatening Islamic Iran," Dehgham said, as per the website for state TV.


"Can I get an Allahu Akbar!"


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Japan: "if N. Korea nukes us, assume this position"

Things between North Korea and Japan are worse than the proverbial scorpion and the frog. Residents in Japan have been advised to seek shelter or lie on the ground in the event NoKo fires missiles at them.

The Japanese government has made a terrifying national  TV broadcast alluding to the notion that once the missiles are on their way they should "Bend your head toward the earth in a sleeping lotus pose . . . continue stretching until your forehead comes feels loose and comfortable as it comes in contact with your southern region . . . then kiss your butt 'goodbye.'"

The broadcast told viewers that in the event of a missile attack, the Japanese government will inform the public of their impending immolation through speakers across the country.

Starting now until July, 43 TV stations and 70 Japanese newspapers will publish written instructions.

Lard-endowed Kim Jong Un recently had the North perform another ballistic missile test and he can be seen pictured with a crap-ingesting grin on his face.

This is the fourth new system NoKo has tested this year.

While the biggest problem Japan has faced most recently was merely tourist flatulence , there now appears to be growing fears over what feels like an impending attack by the hermit state.

A small Japanese company that specializes in constructing nuclear shelters has said that orders for the shelters has gone through the roof as terrified civilians prepare for the worst.



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Russia agrees NoKo's nukes are a 'direct threat'

Russian Deputy Defense Minister Alexander Fomin told his counterparts and other experts from 39 countries that Pyongyang's missile defense system "has a real function."

It isn't made of wood, and it isn't just for show.

"That is why it is alarming; and it's a direct threat to Russia," he said. "We are convinced that it will increase the tensions of the region. That is our principle position."

Russia and North Korea were once close allies but Putin has agreed to new, tough sanctions against the hermit nation.

Russian deputy U.N. Ambassador Vladimir Safronkov reaffirmed this commitment, 'the choice here has to be made in favor of using diplomatic tools to the maximum extent possible."

U.S. SecDef James Mattis said, at the same conference, that North Korea presented a "clear and present danger."

China blocked tough new sanctions against the rogue nation Friday at the U.N. Security Council that the United States had called for, evidently not committed to changes in the status quo.

However, the Security Council voted unanimously to add 15 individuals and four entities linked to the North's missile programs to a U.N. sanctions blacklist.



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DEVELOPING: North Korea launch another ballistic missile

(Photo: Screen grab Fox News)

Those crazy North Korean chowder heads are at it again, launching a ballistic missile toward the Sea of Japan just hours after the UN Security Council, chaired by U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, met to discuss strategies to deal with the hermit nation.

The missile is believed to be a KN-17, a former liquid fuel Scud missile believed to being tested to target ships at sea. It was launched from Pukchang.

U.S. Pacific Command said the missile never actually made it to the Sea of Japan as it broke up over the sea.

Apparently, we are now at a point where we will learn just how far China will be willing to go over the sanctioning of North Korea.

At the very least, we need China to get Pyongyang to put a freeze on their nuclear program.

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Kim shows his missiles and stuff at annual parade of miscreants

Don't leave home without it .  .  .  or you die

North Korea celebrated the 105th birthday of Kim Jong Un's grandfather Kim Il Sung, the country's founder, at the national parade in central Pyongyang, as tensions rise across the land.

Sporting his signature idiot haircut, the current Kim didn't have anything to say to his captive fans as the military paraded its intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of flying over tall buildings in a single shot.

A top Kim official warned the world that North Korea would stand up to any threat, fight any foe, fee any fi, especially by the United States. 

Choe Ryong Hae claimed that President Trump was guilty of "creating a war situation" on the Korean Peninsula by sending U.S. forces to the region. He spoke as if North Korea's violation of testing nuclear devices was just for building highways. 

Choe is considered to be the number two official who has yet to be anti-aircraft gunned to death by Kim. Choe is on a strong regimen of No Doze anti-sleep pills to avoid that fate.

"We will respond to an all-out war with an all-out war and a nuclear war with our style of a nuclear attack," Choe bragged. Their style of nuclear attack is to try and sneak into South Korea with a nuclear warhead in a wheelbarrow and detonate it in Seoul (at least until they develop a missile that can carry it by itself).

The normal people of the world were concerned of a growing threat that North Korea is preparing for its sixth nuclear test or a major missile launch, particularly of one that can reach the U.S.

And while they say their goal is peace and their own survival, their growing military strength signals the opposite.

The U.S. strike against Syria over the chemical weapons attack on civilians along with Trump dispatching what he called an "armada" [when he meant a carrier group] of ships to the region in a show of force, touched off fear in South Korea that we were preparing to strike militarily in North Korea. That would be disastrous for South Korea because of the close proximity to the North. 

President Trump is hoping to enlist the aid of China to get North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons program. 

An anonymous U.S. military official said that we don't intend to use military force against North Korea should they do another nuclear test or missile launch. But I suspect someone here will 'condemn it in the strongest possible terms' because that's usually what we do.

When corpulent Kim arrived at the parade at Kim Il Sung Square, he was greeted with thunderous applause--not that the crowd had a choice.

The parade included large rockets covered by canisters, possibly KN-08 missiles that could one day reach our shores (and take out mostly liberals), rocket launchers, tanks, artillery and a solid-fuel missile designed to be launched from submarines.

Also on display was a midrange missile that analysts call a "Musudan" which can potentially reach our base in Guam, and a new solid-fuel midrange missile that's hard to detect before launch because it's fired from mobile land launchers.

Satellite imagery indicates that North Korea is prepared to conduct another underground nuclear test at any time.



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N. Korea on cusp of getting ICBM: thank you Mr. Obama

North Korean dictator and troll doll imitator Kim Jong un is threatening a new ballistic missile test. He's claiming that his country is in the final stages of getting ready to launch an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), their first such test.

His late father, Kim Jong-il, used to try and gain the media coverage with the latest testing of the Taepodong Missile. But the launches generally failed on the launch pad or broke apart once airborne over the Pacific. The Taepodong is North Korea's version of the Iranian Shahab Missile, but much harder to pronounce.

More recently, ballistic and nuclear tests and the successful launch of the Unha-3 rocket indicates the growth and capability of their technology. Just last year, they conducted over 20 ballistic missile tests and 7 nuclear tests in the last 10 years, with 2 of them coming last year.

Unfortunately, it has become clear that this Kim is like his father and we must keep vigilant with them.

Trump is going to have his hands full with North Korea, Iran, Russia and China, not to mention radical Islam, our border security and cyber attacks. He is being handed a load of problems by a president who refused to acknowledge what the real problems are.

Now we can see just how bad the Iranian nuclear deal was--Trump called it stupid and he is right. Allowing Iran to get their hands on all that money by unfreezing their assets makes matters worse with the current threat of North Korea. Thanks to Iran as an "enabler," the North Korean threat is an enormous nuclear weapons challenge we have had since the Cold War.

Thank you so much, Mr. Obama.




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Kim Jong un drinks like a fish with half the memory

Kim Jong un doesn't know his limit. When he drinks, he passes out and then forgets who he wanted to execute. That isn't good for his reputation of being a dictator, especially for the guy who put the "dic" in dictator.

In September, Kim overindulged on booze when he ordered several of his top military leaders to write apology letters with a critique of themselves, the Japanese media reported.

The inebriated fat man allegedly told the top military brass in an all-night reprimand: "That none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason . . . hic."

However, the next morning, Kim was sobered up and asked why the elderly officials were at his villa. He obviously forgot what he said during his drunken rant.

"Why are you gathered here?" he asked. "Be careful about your health because you are all old."

Upon hearing Kim's words, the military men began weeping, which pleased the fat dictator.

"They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged," an anonymous source told Tokyo Shimbun. "Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim."

Kim rose to power in 2011 following the death of his father. There has been steady progress in nuclear and missile program development in spite of the admonishment and sanctions.

In August, Kim Jong un announced that North Korea is "fully equipped with nuclear attack capability." This announcement came after a submarine missile launch. He was probably boasting but tests indicate the North may have medium-range missiles capable of reaching our bases in the Pacific in the next couple of years.

Hopefully, Kim will drink himself to death or someone will take him out before that happens and replace him with a normal human being.

Sorry Dennis Rodman.




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"You no can escape our rockets, America"

Korean banner reads: "Place Quarter in Slot"

According to claims made by North Korea, it has successfully tested a solid-fuel rocket engine more powerful than a locomotive and able to boost its attack capability against the U.S. and South Korea.

In response to this new possible threat, President Obama called Secretary of State John Kerry and asked if there was any way we could bring illegal North Koreans in through Mexico. The president believes that if we can show the North Koreans how much we embrace multiculturalism, they would be our friends.

North Korea typically uses liquid rocket propellants for their main ballistic missiles that target the South and our bases in the Asia-Pacific region. They also target the west coast of our mainland, but we don't seem to be worried about it or the threat of ISIS, Russia and China.

Before launching, liquid-fuel missiles need to be fueled just before launch, and this takes precious time in military terms. Solid fuel propellants greatly cut that time and can be used to attack us with a flip of the proverbial switch. The missiles are also more portable, making them difficult to locate and blow up.

North Korean Leader for Life Kim Jong Un showed mirth and glee after watching the successful testing of a "large-output solid fuel rocket engine," by a country not known for its rocket scientists.

The first kiss

Kim, standing below his funny hairdo said at the testing: "Wow, that shakes things up a rot." He said that the test will increase their missile capability that will "mercilessly" strike enemies of the state. He was obviously referring to us and the South Koreans.

Whether or not any of this is true cannot be verified because "they say this crap all the time," Hillary Clinton uttered under her breath.

Kim gave Dennis Rodman a sealed message to deliver to President Obama which read: "Be scared, American dog. Be very scared."

President Obama was not available for comment; he was attending an exhibition baseball game and was having fun doing "the wave" with the communist fans and unshackled prisoners of Cuba.









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North Korea's successful failure

The satellite launched by North Korea and put into orbit Sunday is tumbling faster than an old lady over a cliff in a fake anti-GOP ad, U.S. officials said Tuesday.

The rocket, with a range of about 7,500 miles, has the capability to reach the United States and the payload it tried to send into a long-term orbit was twice as heavy as the one fired in 2012, but it is more likely disguised as a satellite launch when, in fact, the real purpose was for North Korea to test their ICBM nuclear capacity.

So, in spite of the failure of the satellite to get into a viable earth orbit, the test was still a success: they can reach us with a nuke.

As of today, there have been no signals coming from the satellite, just like the 2012 screwup of the Kwangmyongsong 3-2 which also went into orbit and is slowly spiraling back to earth and no signal is heard from it. 

Many experts consider the Kwangmyongsong 3-2 to be the "Edsel of Rocketry."

Both satellites are named "Shining Star" due to the glow they will put out when they hit earth's atmosphere and burn up will be like an expensive shining star.

Interestingly, South Korean foreign analyst geeks believe the first stage of the rocket was designed to blow up after separation, to confuse people. Admittedly, these people were confused.

Meanwhile, scientists are trying to recover debris from the spent rocket in order to assess the rocketry skills of North Korea. They have only been able to find roughly the same percentage of rocket debris as normally found of a suicide bomber after the shouting of "Allahu Akbar!" fills the air.

Leaders around the world are trying to figure out how to punish North Korea. 

So-called U.S. President Barack Obama believes the best way to punish them is to force them into an overwhelming Obamacare health system whereby even Kim Jung Un would not be excluded, unlike politicians on Capitol Hill who don't have to buy into that system.

But other government leaders say they don't understand Obamacare,.

Mr. Obama explained that that is exactly the point of the system as it is based upon the stupidity of the Democratic voter.

But in all seriousness, the one problem we might face if these rockets become weaponized, is trying to shoot them down if they blow themselves up in stages. My guess is the North Koreans didn't even consider that perk.



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North Korea's Superbowl

According to my sources gone dark inside the bowels of North Korea, the country is in the process of fueling up the Unha 3 "space vehicle" named after Kim Jung Un with a "ha" at the end.  They may or may not do it by the day after the Superbowl.

The missile is currently at the Sci-Tech Complex in Pyongyang where it is undergoing its last tests, which in this case, are multiple choice questions.

North Korea is expected to finish the fueling process today but had run into some difficulties with Kim's MasterCard he tried using at the pump. The glitch has been rectified and the pumping continues.

According to my spies, the launch may go off as early as Monday and as late as Hillary's indictment. Only time will tell.

The U.S. Navy has already positioned a Japan-based guided missile destroyer with real anti-ballistic missile defense technology to shoot down the Unha 3 if it is deemed to be a threat to the homeland. However, President Obama has said that the United States should welcome all missiles and not merely U.S. missiles because that's who we are as a nation.

The Pentagon does not believe the current missile will carry a nuclear warhead but, hey, you never know. The missile can be used for a satellite or a nuke--same stuff inside, defense officials say. "The damn thing could take out LA, but good riddance to those liberal wussies," the same official said in a huff.

The North Koreans notified the U.N. earlier in the week that the launch of an earth observation satellite will take place sometime between February 8th to 25th. 

North Korea has yet to discover leap year.

In 2012 North Korea launched a satellite into orbit but it is not certain if remains in space and the U.S. at the time did an "Obama," clucking our tongue, waving our finger, and calling the test "provocative."

In December 2012 when the Unha 3 sent the "Bright Star" satellite into orbit, North Korea hailed it as a matter of great national pride as President Obama coincidentally spoke about gay pride. 

Have no fear, the U.S. commander of NORAD is confident that we can most likely shoot down a North Korean nuclear missile headed our way with any luck.


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Kim Jong Un Fires 3 Missiles

Kim Jong Un single-handedly piloted a North Korean submarine and personally launched a super secret ballistic missile off its east coast on Saturday, or something like that, according to the official Korean Central News Agency (not to be confused with "Comedy Central").

"Missiles go 'badahbing!'"

The lowly-regarded Journal called the missile a "world-level strategic weapon," and an "eye-opening success." If they hadn't done so, all of the so-called journalists at the Journal would have been taken out back and shot.

Just hours after the NK announcement, South Korea said the Kim government fired 3 anti-ship cruise missiles into the sea off its east coast, thereby increasing tensions between the two nations.

A U.S. State Department spokesman (not Marie Harf) said that we were aware of the missile launches and our thoughts go out to the families of the dead fishes that were so callously killed in this attack. 

"Launches using ballistic missile technology are a clear violation of multiple UN Security Council resolutions," the State Department geek said, but offered nothing in the way of what the Obama administration would do about it.

In the meantime, President Obama huffed and puffed as the tyrant of North Korea, Un, (not to be confused with the UN) simply laughed and killed someone blocking his view of the missile strikes.

The waters off the coast of Korea is now inundated with chum making the more aggressive sea critters as happy as liberals at a riot.

North Korea has been warning their foes down south that it would fire at their naval vessels that they say are violating territorial waters.

Obama, in response to the possibility of an all-out war in Korea, played 18 holes.






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