Iran's dictator wants us to give up our guns

"The Bearded Schnozolla"

Iranian theocratic dictator and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei Hubba-Hubba, is calling on the United States of America to "make guns illegal" ostensibly due to the deadly shootings that have taken place, but really they want to quietly infiltrate our country and take over.

The Iranian leader would also like us to give up our nuclear weapons, warplanes, ships, tanks, armed forces and our non-Muslim religions, but he's whistling in the wind.

This garbage is coming from a scumcrumpet who had his government spend tons of money on ballistic missiles and military hardware. The same tosser who has people killed for being gay, lesbian, or who leaves Islam, wants to tell us how to live morally.

The dictator tweeted: 

"No one dares apply the clear solution to the promotion of guns and homicide in America. What's the solution? To make guns illegal."

He continued:

In U.S., 100s are killed every week by homicide for no crime,--no reason--not at the hands of police, as US police brutality is a separate issue. The accessibility of guns leads to homicide; it's [sic] created problems for a country like U.S., everyone admits, fears, & is concerned about it."

Suddenly this lunatic, who leads the chants of "Death to America! Death to Israel!" in the streets of Tehran, is concerned about our homicide rates. Sorry, but the dude has a different agenda and if you believe his claptrap, you're crazier than a tearful Jimmy Ayatollah Kimmel rant.

The Ayatollah's own people went to the streets to protest the Khamenei government's corruption. They criticized his leadership for spending billions of dollars it received after the landmark nuclear agreement on weapons and foreign military intervention in the Middle East.

Meanwhile, Iran is setting up bases in Syria and fighting for Assad and eventually they will fight against Israel if they're not stopped.

And he has the nut sack to tell us to give up our firearms?

Screw him.

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Kim Jong un drinks like a fish with half the memory

Kim Jong un doesn't know his limit. When he drinks, he passes out and then forgets who he wanted to execute. That isn't good for his reputation of being a dictator, especially for the guy who put the "dic" in dictator.

In September, Kim overindulged on booze when he ordered several of his top military leaders to write apology letters with a critique of themselves, the Japanese media reported.

The inebriated fat man allegedly told the top military brass in an all-night reprimand: "That none of you were able to produce not even one military satellite is a misconduct that is commensurate to treason . . . hic."

However, the next morning, Kim was sobered up and asked why the elderly officials were at his villa. He obviously forgot what he said during his drunken rant.

"Why are you gathered here?" he asked. "Be careful about your health because you are all old."

Upon hearing Kim's words, the military men began weeping, which pleased the fat dictator.

"They were relieved because they thought they were going to be purged," an anonymous source told Tokyo Shimbun. "Everyone is showing loyalty out of fear of being executed and no one dares speak against Kim."

Kim rose to power in 2011 following the death of his father. There has been steady progress in nuclear and missile program development in spite of the admonishment and sanctions.

In August, Kim Jong un announced that North Korea is "fully equipped with nuclear attack capability." This announcement came after a submarine missile launch. He was probably boasting but tests indicate the North may have medium-range missiles capable of reaching our bases in the Pacific in the next couple of years.

Hopefully, Kim will drink himself to death or someone will take him out before that happens and replace him with a normal human being.

Sorry Dennis Rodman.




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