Breaking: Iran test fires ballistic missile

In an exclusive by  Fox News it was reported that Iran has test-fired a ballistic missile for the first time this year. And folks, this could be the start of something big!

It's been over a year since Iran test-fired a ballistic missile and it's clearly in defiance just months after President Trump pulled us out of the crappy nuclear deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran, and right before his administration slapped on new sanctions.

The missile test was reported to Fox News by three U.S. officials with knowledge about the launch.

The missile test was of an Iranian Fateh-110 short-range ballistic missile. Coinciding with the launch, a large-scale naval exercise by Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps was taking place involving over 50 gunboats in the Strait of Hormuz. They were rehearsing "swarm" tactics which could potentially shut down the vital waterway, through which 30 percent of the world's oil passes each year. But to shut it down, that would also put a damper on Iranian oil exportation.

The U.S. military publicly confirmed the naval activity, but the missile test from their military base in Bandar-e-Jask in southern Iran was not previously reported. The launch was detected by a U.S. spy satellite, a piece of equipment jihadis do not yet possess.

According to the anonymous officials [requested due to the sensitivity of the information] the anti-ship Fateh-110 Mod 3 flew over 100 miles on a flight path over the Strait of Hormuz to a test range in the Iranian desert.

No U.S. assets were in danger nor in the area when the lunatics conducted the test. The guided-missile destroyer USS The Sullivans [named after the famed 5 Sullivan brothers who all perished in World War II changing the protocol whereby siblings cannot serve aboard the same vessel] had been escorting other vessels through the strait in recent days.

A Pentagon spokesperson decline to speak about the launch thus causing one to wonder why he isn't referred to as a Pentagon mute-person.

The top American commander for U.S. forces in the Middle East told the press Iran's naval activity was meant to "send a message" to the United States.

The country is now standing by for the follow-up tweet by President Trump.

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Iran's winner of Yasser Arafat Lookalike Contest Threatens to sink US ships if Trump kills deal

President Trump in no uncertain terms made it clear to Iran on Tuesday saying that Iran would have "bigger problems than they have ever had before" if the country dared to restart its nuclear program if the US pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal.

A top Iranian Revolutionary Guard naval commander and winner of the Yasser Arafat Lookalike Contest, Admiral Ali Fadavim threatened the United States. He said that if we pulled out of the crappy Iranian deal, which allows Iran to eventually develop nuclear weapons and destroy the world so they can get to heaven, the US would find itself in a "catastrophic situation."

Grabbing his crotch and bouncing on the balls of his feet, Fadavim said "The actual information that the Americans have about us is much less than what they think they have. When will they figure this out? When it is too late."

"They will definitely figure it out when their ships are sunk, or when they find themselves in a catastrophic situation," he told IRINN TV according to a translatin by the Middle East Media Research Institute.

He probably thinks Trump gets his military advice from Barack Obama, but he may find out the hard way that the United States isn't going to sit by and watch Iran kidnap our sailors, like Obama did when it first occurred under his watch. 

Trump is definitely not Obama. He may be unpredictable and a little crazy, but his unpredictability is what appears to be the catalyst of change such as we are possibly seeing in North Korea.

According to a non-proliferation envoy, the US isn't looking to renegotiate the nuclear accord. Instead, Trump appears to want a separate agreement in line with the one proposed at a press conference with President Trump by French President Emmanuel Macron.

Admiral Fadavim's threat comes after a similar finger wagging from Iran's President Hassan Rouhani.

"I am telling those in the White House that if they do not live up to their commitments, the Iranian government will react firmly," Rouhani said, adding that "if anyone betrays the deal, they should know that they would face severe consequences."

Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif basically reiterated the same line over the weekend warning that Iran was ready to move swiftly to enrich uranium if the US shuts down the accord [as if they aren't doing or planning to do it at this time].

And just to prove Iran really means business, Ali Shamkhani, the Secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council threatened that his country would consider withdrawing from the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty if the US reimposes sanctions.

Ironically, if Iran leaves the nuclear deal and the NPT, they're proving the claims of their adversaries that they are seeking to build a nuclear weapon. Anyone who thinks otherwise is suicidally mistaken.



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Iran ready to give U.S. a loose-wristed "slap in the face"

Dubai -- A commander of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps said on Wednesday that if we underestimate their defensive capabilities, that we should expect a "strong slap in the face."

And Iran should not underestimate the kick in the crotch they will get for trying to slap us in the face by preventing them from developing a nuclear weapon, which we know they will use to bring back their so-called Twelfth Imam.

President Trump has made it clear that we will get tough with Iran warning them after they performed yet another ballistic missile test on January 29th. He told them they were playing with fire and that all of our options were on the table.

Gen. Mohammad (can you believe it) Pakpour said "The enemy should not be mistaken in its assessments, and it will receive a strong slap in the face if it does make such a mistake." Pakpour, who sometimes goes by the nickname "Goat Chaser" for his playful antics with these animals, is head of the Revolutionary Guard's ground forces.

The Guard wrapped up three days of military exercises with rockets, tanks, artillery, and helicopters, a few weeks after Trump put the terrorist-funding country "on notice" over the missile launch.

"The message of these exercises . . . for world arrogance is not to do anything stupid," Goat Chaser said and was quoted by Tasnim, the semi-official news agency.

"Everyone could see today what power we have on the ground," he said. 

While there are mounting tensions with Israel, an analyst at Tasnim said Hezbollah, and Iran ally, could fire Fateh 110 missiles from inside Lebanon into Israel to destroy their Dimona nuclear reactor. Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah (his mother wanted to name him Mohammad) said that his slime-balls could strike Dimona.

If that should happen, President Trump will have Israel's back and that kick in the groin is gonna hurt Iran, big league.


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Iran conducts 'war-games' and threatens to shoot down trespassing aircraft

In a final "flip-off" to Barack Obama before he leaves office, Iran began conducting 'war-game' exercises. This is a five-day large scale military event in the country's southern region and they warn civilian and military alike, that they risk being shot down if they stray into Iranian airspace occupied by the exercise.

The code name for the exercises is Modafe'an-e Aseman-e Velayat 7 or Defenders of Velayat Skies 7. It will include air defense drills and various missile, artillery and radar equipment exercises as well as cyber and electronic warfare exercises designed to re-elect Donald Trump, according to The New York Times and Salon. (Just kidding.)

Phantom II

Iran's air force commander Brig. Gen. Farzad Esmaili made it clear that foreign aircraft trespassing the airspace covering the drill area would be shot down right away.

"We are witnessing the presence of a number of trans-regional planes outside the air and sea borders of the country but we emphasize that these planes should know their limits and know that we will take action in less than one second," Esmaili said.

Iran got their advanced missile system last year after UN sanctions were lifted after we made our brilliant nuclear deal that was aimed at curbing Tehran's missile program long enough to get Obama out of office after which they could proceed to make a bomb to destroy Israel. 

This may not be necessary however, after what Obama did to the Jewish state by not vetoing the anti-Israel UN resolution.

Raptor

The Iran drill features the U.S.-made F-4 Phantom II fighter jet, by McDonnell Douglas. The Phantom is an aircraft that saw much use in Vietnam and can fly 2,370 km/h in afterburner with a cruising speed of 940 km/h.

Peek at ordnance

But the Phantom is no match for our F-22 Raptor mede by Lockheed Martin with its top speed of 2,410 km/h and its Pratt & Whitney F119 engine that cruises comfortably at 1,963 km/h.

The Iranians will also test-fire the Russian made S-300 long-range anti-aircraft missile defense system.

There will be more than 17,000 military forces in the exercise including their Revolutionary Guard and Basij forces, along with their army in an area covering over 300,000 square miles including the Persian Gulf provinces Hormozgan and Bushehr.

Barack Obama will be golfing in Hawaii.


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Iran claims it's sending illegal aliens to infiltrate US, Europe

The Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps (pronounced "core" not "corpse") Iran's elite military, is allegedly sending assets to infiltrate here and Europe as ordered by Ali Khamenie, the Supreme Leader of Iran and Big Poohbah, according to comments made by the Islamic cleric leader.

The IRGC "will be in the U.S. and Europe very soon," said Iran's military commander. Their purpose of infiltrating is to bolster Iran's hardline regime and thwarting potential plots against the West-hating, terrorist Islamic Republic.

So they're supposedly afraid that we will be the aggressors, not the other way around.

"The whole world should know that the IRGC will be in the U.S. and Europe very soon," Salar Abnoush, deputy cooordinator of Khatam-al-Anbia Garrison, an IRGC command front said.

Abnoush spoke at a time when Iran is spending loads of money to upgrade its military hardware and the USA is cutting back on spending for the military and reducing our hardware and weaponry in the hope that terrorists will notice our good intentions and be friends with us.

In fact, we are being so nice to Iran (aside from the nuclear deal present we gave them) we even sold them aircraft that we are hoping they will use for peaceful purposes, although they will probably convert them for military use, just in case we attack them.

"The IRGC is [the] strong guardian of the Islamic Republic," Abnoush said. "The Fedayeen of Velayat [fighting force] are under the order of Iran's Supreme leader. Defending and protecting the Velayat [Supreme Leader] has no border and limit."

Luckily for Iran, Obama has no borders nor limits to the influx of potential troublemakers that are easily able to enter the United States.

But they better do it soon, in case Trump is elected.



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