N. Korea successfully ground tests new rocket engine

Haircut by Anthony of Pyongyang

North Korea had a "successful" ground test of a new rocket engine capable of carrying a nuclear warhead. The state media claims the purpose of such a rocket engine is to launch satellites.

Corpulent leader Kim Jong-un asked his country's scientist to prepare a satellite launch ASAP, reported KCNA.

This latest underground test conducted at the start of September,  is believed to be their most powerful thus far.

The US and China have agreed to step-up cooperation at the UN to deal with North's fifth nuclear test. Both nations have begun discussions on a possible UN sanctions resolution in response to the blatant disregard to past agreements against nuclear proliferation and pursuit of nuclear weapons.

Beijing has not responded directly on UN sanctions, however, according to anonymous diplomats, and haven't said whether it will support tougher sanctions against Pyongyang.

Although China is North Korea's main ally and trading partner, they are not happy about its military actions and Butterball Kim's aggressive rhetoric.

It was Lard-Belly Kim Jong-un who supervised the test at Sohae, the country's satellite-launching site. Armed with strong binoculars and a stopwatch Fat Kim began the count: "One, two, three, go!" he said in Korean, following up with a big "Wheee!"

This engine test gives North Korea "sufficient carrier capability for launching various kinds of satellites, including Earth observation satellites at a world level," the report added.

Bulbous Kim, KCNA said, called for more rocket launches in order to turn North Korea into a "possessor of geostationary satellites in a couple of years to come."

The lying North Koreans claim its space program is purely scientific and there are indications that they plan to launch another long-range rocket. But the US, South Korea and China say the North is aiming to develop inter-continental ballistic missiles.

UN Security Council resolutions ban North Korea from performing any nuclear or ballistic missile tests.

And all our president does is make speeches that make Jumbo Kim and Putin laugh.



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