Kim Jong-un in coma, sister is on deck to come up to bat, says SoKo diplomat

Chang Song-min, a South Korean diplomat, says that Kim Jong-un is in a mental state in which his cognitive functioning is slightly below that of Joe Biden. In other words, Kim is in a coma. This means that his sister, who hits "clean-up" is in the on-deck circle and is getting ready to come up to the plate should Kim bite the proverbial dust.

Chang is an ex-aide to late South Korean president Kim Dae-jung. He claims that North Korea is hiding the truth about Kim's deteriorating health, who is in a comatose state, not too dissimilar to Biden.

Speaking with local media, Chang Song-min said: "I assess him to be in a coma, but his life has not ended." He was referring to Kim Jong-un, not Joe Biden.

According to Chang, Kim's sister, Kim Yo-jong, is now ready to take over as the hermit state's new supreme leader.

"A complete succession structure has not been formed, so Kim Yo-jong is being brought to the fore as the vacuum cannot be maintained for a prolonged period."

There is a claim revealed by the National Intelligence Service (NIS), which is South Korea's spy agency like our CIA, that Kim will slowly transfer dictatorial authority to his sister "to ease stress" despite his young age but perhaps due to his being a corpulent lard-ass. 

The NIA's claims come after it was reported Kim had promoted his sister to second-in-command earlier this week. She was so honored to be promoted that she is now considering having a distant family member killed to celebrate.

Kim Yo-jong, 33, is now in charge of North Korean policy towards the US and South Korea, making her de-facto deputy. She is in a great position to take over for Kim Jong-un.

The claims made by Chang come after North Korea media publicized photos purportedly showing Kim Jong-un at a government meeting last week, but the images could not be verified.

Kim Jong-un, who is only 36, has only been seen a few times this year following claims of a "botched" heart operation in April. However, North Korea voided rumors after they released video of Kim cutting ribbon at the opening of a fertilizer factory in May.

But that may be just a lot of fertilizer.

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