Abdsalam "as dumb as an empty ashtray"

Is it a lawyer's ploy to minimize the role Salah Abdeslam played in the Paris attack? 

Abdeslam's  lawyer, Sven Mary (a guy who probably got into lots of fights as a school kid) describes the Islamic jihadist as a "little jerk" who's "falling apart," and saying that he's ready to cooperate with legal authorities. 

The failed suicide bomber has been officially transferred from Belgium to France Wednesday but officials are not saying at which prison he is being held, for his own safety. It's possible that other mujahideen would kill him due to his reluctance to get it on with his 72 virgins.

Mary, who prefers to be referred to by his first name, said of Abdeslam that "He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray," and added that he is "more a follower than a leader."

Is Mary being honest, or is he being brilliant by minimizing the terrorist's ability to be a leader among scumcrumpets? I suspect the former because he is no longer representing Abdeslam since the transfer.

Frank Berton, the terrorist's French lawyer, told iTele TV Abdeslam "has things to say, that he wants to explain his route to radicalization," along with his role in the Paris attacks. But, he added that his client didn't take responsibility for the others. "That means be judged for facts and acts that he committed but not for what he did not commit simply because he is the only survivor of the attacks."

As a jihadist, it pays to be a coward.

Prosecutors say that Abdeslam led the coordinating logistics for the November 13th attacks that killed 130 people for which ISIS claimed responsibility. But if Abdeslam is as intelligent as John Kerry, as his lawyer claims, then it is likely someone else was the leader, clearing Abdeslam of that charge.

Brahim Abdeslam, the brother of Salah, blew himself up in the attack, but fortunately, the explosive vest didn't detonate properly and only killed him at a Paris restaurant. It is rumored the vest was made in China and sold at a discount.

Abdeslam's exact role in the Paris attacks is still a mystery, but the fact that he returned to his old neighborhood is testimony to the empty ashtray theory.

He is charged with attempted murder in the Ides of March shootout with Brussels police.

His lawyer said that Abdeslam deserves to be defended. I agree, and then he deserves to receive what he tried to give.




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The cat in the hat is caught

Like many followers of Sharia, the terror suspect goes by the name Mohamed. Like Shakespeare, there are many ways you can spell that name, but they all refer back to the same prophet of the so-called religion of peace.

Mohamed Abrini (aka: "The Cat in the Hat," aka: "The Scum in the Hat") admitted to being the man wanted in connection with the Brussels Airport bombing on March 22, says Belgian prosecutors. 

The airport attack killed 16 people who, unfortunately, were not members of the religion of peace.

Like his sweetheart, Salah Abdeslam, Mohamed Abrini got cold feet to match his cold heart, and did the chicken dance out of the airport away from the jihad. He is seen on video making book as fast as possible trying to look nonchalant.

Belgian authorities have been in a dither searching for the "cat in the hat" since he was first seen on airport video alongside the two suicide jihadists who blew themselves into bite size pieces. 

Abrini was arrested Friday in a police raid. 

In the past, police were only allowed to do their raids during normal working hours so as not to disturb Islamic prayer and the families, neighbors and friends of criminals. It is unclear exactly what time they raided the apartment Abrini was holed up in, but hopefully no prayers were interrupted and local imams will not complain of the noise.

According to the prosecutor's office, Abrini "confessed his presence at the crime scene," after he was questioned (gently) by investigators, who didn't want to hurt his feelings.

A second suspect, a Swedish national Osama Krayem, may have been another attacker at the Brussels metro station that took place simultaneously to the airport attack. Without naming others in custody, authorities said that three more were arrested from the raid.

Abrini was described by those who know him as "kind of quiet and very religious." They can't believe he would go "all jihad" on people.

Then what?



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Abdeslam's slammer to be in Paris

Islamic quasi suicide bomber, who forgot to pull the detonator pin, is being extradited to France where ISIS cannot get their knives on him for failing to meet his religious obligation of becoming a smithereen. 

Belgium officials have given Salah Abdeslam their approval to send his chicken butt back to France where, his lawyer claims the terrorist "wants to cooperate" on becoming a police informant.

Anything but killing himself he will do for them.

Cedric Moisse, the lawyer for the crap weasel said Abdeslam isn't resisting extradition and really wants to get out of Dodge as quickly as he can--he's getting hard looks from strangers in black.

Abdeslam, 26, allegedly planned and executed the November Paris attacks but failed to fully commit to the jihad by not blowing himself up into bite-size pieces. Instead, he is responsible for the death of 130 innocent victims "who pray differently" than he does, to paraphrase Obama.

It makes you kind of miss waterboarding.

A prosecutor was ready to go to the prison where Abdeslam is being held in the city of Bruges to discuss extradition.

When the scumcrumpet was first arrested March 18th, another of his lawyers, Sven Mary (a guy who never got to use his lunch money, I suspect) said that Salah was "already cooperating" with authorities and could turn out to be a "gold mine," but he turned out more to be a pussy who was too "tired" to talk due to his leg boo-boo.

It makes you kind of miss waterboarding.

Abdeslam claims to have no knowledge of the Brussels suicide bombings that killed 32, in spite of the fact that he had connections to several of the morons who blew themselves up. It was also learned that he claimed to have only recently met the Paris attack mastermind Abdelhamid Abaaoud only once, it turns out they grew up together and he even gave him the sobriquet "Abby Vowels." 

Abdeslam obviously lies like Donald Trump's hair and could use a little more 'convincing' to tell the truth.

Belgian Foreign Minister Didier Reynders said that Abdeslam was plannning Brussel attacks before he was arrested.

It makes you kind of miss waterboarding.


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"Leave Abdeslam alone--he's tired"

Abdeslam to suicide bombers: "You go first, I'll follow later"

Salah Abdeslam, the alleged Islamist mastermind of the attack that killed 31 and injured hundreds in Brussels, had been in Belgian police custody four days prior to the attack. Rather than grilling him effectively, Belgian law enforcement spent about an hour, (3600 seconds) questioning him . . .  because the poor guy was "tired."

The hour-long interrogation (LOL) at a Brugas prison produced even less strategic intelligence as a DNC discussion on how to defeat ISIS. 

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

The interrogators, pleasant folks who didn't want to interrupt Abdeslam's TV time in the Rec Room, didn't initially ask him about impending jihad plans, but rather asked chronological questions such as: "Please tell us about the Paris attacks, if you will, sir."

And the Belgian authorities knew about the bomb-making supplies and his fingerprints at the safe house in Schaerbeek days before the attack, and other evidence that an attack was imminent. 

"Damn the iceberg, full speed ahead!"

They actually stopped questioning Abdeslam because he had been shot in the leg when he was captured and his boo-boo still hurt.

"He seemed very tired and he had been operated on the day before," an official told Politico.

"They were not thinking about the possibilities of what happened on Tuesday morning," another person said. (I would have stopped after the fourth word in that sentence.)

The chicken's lawyer, Sven Mary, a guy who obviously had it tough in grammar school with a name like that, agreed that Abdeslam was treated delicately by police, and that they missed a golden opportunity to prevent the Brussels attack had they actually asked him probing questions while punching him in the bad leg.

Belgian public broadcaster VRT said that Abdeslam was planning a multiple shooting and suicide bomb attack in Brussels like those in the November Paris attacks. 

But the "mastermind" would have likely had other people die rather than him. That's what Islamic masterminds do--they get the expendable jihadists to do the wet work.


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Freelance journalist terrorist caught

Another Muslim terrorist responsible for the Brussels attack was arrested Saturday the Belgian Federal Prosecutor's office reported.

The jihadist, Faycal (pronounced "Fecal") Cheffou has been taken into custody where Belgian officials promise to provide him with a smart lawyer. He will also receive a brand new Koran and a lovely prayer mat as parting gifts for when he goes free.

Cheffou was the man wearing the hat and light colored jacket. His suicide buddies used a "dead man switch" inside a leather glove, but Cheffou did not. He may have had no intentions of getting "virgined up" that day and pulled what is now known as an "Abdeslam," whereby his cohorts die and he just keeps on going.

Cheffou is being charged with participating in a terrorist attack, terrorist murder and attempted terrorist murder. 

His friends say that "Fecal was a good guy, always going to mosque and stuff, and praying five times a day. Maybe the got the wrong dude, man."

There were no weapons or explosives found in Cheffou's apartment but several Hillary Clinton 2016 posters were among the items officials found laying around.

Cheffou claims to be a freelance journalist, but only like the ones on MSNBC.


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Abdeslam goes all meow

Salah Abdeslam is sitting in a cell in Brussels after being captured in the aftermath of the Paris terrorist attack that killed 130 and wounded hundreds more.

He was supposed to detonate his homicide vest but apparently chickened out--his vest was later found after the carnage.

So Abdeslam wasn't ready to meet his 72 virgin goats and ran to Belgium where he had friends who would help hide him.

As luck or Inshallah would have it, he was caught and was shot in the leg in the process.

But as he languishes in a Belgium jail, his lawyer said that Abdeslam is willing to be 
extradited back to Paris to stand trial. The reasoning for this may sound murky, but I suspect he is willing to go back to the place where he was instrumental in killing so many because he doesn't want to run into any of his old ISIS buddies in the Brussels slammer.

He was supposed to die for the cause of Islamic jihad. He removed his vest and ran away from the scene, making ISIS look like that thing Lt. Col. Ralph Peters called Obama and got suspended for a few weeks from Fox News. (It begins with the letter "P" and cats are known for being them.)

Now the cowardly Abdeslam is afraid he's going to get killed in a Brussels jail by his fellow Muslim jihadists. Now he is wants to live, even if he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life.

Now the pussy is singing like a bird. 



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BREAKING: Islamic jihad attack in Brussels

The GOP just won the presidential election today. There was another Islamic terrorist attack in Brussels this morning, probably in retaliation to the recent action that took Salah Abdeslam off the street.

Abdeslam is the Muslim jihadist who coordinated the Paris attacks and was captured in Brussels just a few days ago. 

Trump loves Brussels. "It's a fantastic country. We have to figure out what's going on."

I think we know what's going on. 

What's going on is Islamic terrorism and the goal is to establish a world caliphate by force. I don't think there's a hell of a lot to be figuring out in terms of the "why," but we need to figure out what to do about it.

I hope the liberals will rethink their naive views on theSecond Amendment. The civilians in Israel know how much it has helped keep the Hamassholes at bay to some degree.

This latest attack may put a damper on Obama's baseball game, but we'll find out. If he flies back to Washington, I'd be very surprised. The left will justify his watching the ball game by saying if he comes back, he's giving the terrorists what they want.

We gave the Japanese what they wanted after they bombed Pearl Harbor. Should we have not "given them what they want?"

Ass I write this, the death toll has risen to over 34 with over 50 injured. President Obama is yet to speak but is scheduled to do so. Ted Cruz has spoken and addressed our immigration policies and calling it "radical Islamic terrorism."

I hope Donald Trump gets it figured out soon.


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Breaking: "Camel Breath" killed in raid, 2 still at large

BREAKING:
Abdelhamid Abaaoud, 27, the terrorist ringleader of Friday's Paris attacks that killed 129 innocent civilians, was fond of saying that he could always stay one step ahead of Western intelligence and never be caught. Well, he was wrong. Abdelhamid (his friends called him "Camel Breath") was killed in a police raid on Wednesday in an area north of Paris. He had to be identified by a tiny piece of skin samples.

Camel Breath liked to brag how he moved back and forth from Syria to Europe to coordinate terror attacks, and how he narrowly escaped a raid in Verviers, Belgium, telling ISIS magazine Dabiq: "Allah blinded their vision and I was able to leave . . . despite being chased after by so many intelligence agencies."

I wish I could speak to one of Camel Breath's 72 virgins to get her take on what Allah did to open the eyes of French intelligence.

Officials also confirmed that his cousin, Hasna Aitboulahcen, whom he was romantically involved with, was killed when she blew herself up. Sadly, she shot and killed a famous police dog before she went off in a blinding flash and bang.

After the raid ended, the bodies were hither and thither. Part of Hasna's spine landed on a police car and it was difficult telling who was who among the dead Muslim terrorists.

There remains two more suspects at large, and one has been identified by police as Salah Abdeslam, who came from the same area as Camel Breath, in Molenbeek, Brussels. 
HT Associated Press

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