Abdeslam goes all meow

Salah Abdeslam is sitting in a cell in Brussels after being captured in the aftermath of the Paris terrorist attack that killed 130 and wounded hundreds more.

He was supposed to detonate his homicide vest but apparently chickened out--his vest was later found after the carnage.

So Abdeslam wasn't ready to meet his 72 virgin goats and ran to Belgium where he had friends who would help hide him.

As luck or Inshallah would have it, he was caught and was shot in the leg in the process.

But as he languishes in a Belgium jail, his lawyer said that Abdeslam is willing to be 
extradited back to Paris to stand trial. The reasoning for this may sound murky, but I suspect he is willing to go back to the place where he was instrumental in killing so many because he doesn't want to run into any of his old ISIS buddies in the Brussels slammer.

He was supposed to die for the cause of Islamic jihad. He removed his vest and ran away from the scene, making ISIS look like that thing Lt. Col. Ralph Peters called Obama and got suspended for a few weeks from Fox News. (It begins with the letter "P" and cats are known for being them.)

Now the cowardly Abdeslam is afraid he's going to get killed in a Brussels jail by his fellow Muslim jihadists. Now he is wants to live, even if he goes to prison for the rest of his miserable life.

Now the pussy is singing like a bird. 



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