Man beats women with his golf club

"One twig, two berries"

Sometimes you gotta go with a good catchy title to get eyes on the page. In this case, a man competed in a women's sport, golf this time, and took the prize money and title away from them in the style of another guy who now calls himself Lia Thomas, in swimming against women, and another who now calls himself

Laurel Hubbard who competed against women in Olympic weight lifting competition. Hubbard lost to the women but that's only because he wasn't as strong as the women he competed against this time. But he did win the University of Otago "sportswoman of the year" while Thomas was nominated for NCAA "Woman of the Year" with his testicles and penis intact. 

But let's not forget Fallon Fox, a male mixed martial arts fighter who broke a woman's eye orbit and worse in the ring because Fox is a man fighting against women. I'm not saying that women are incapable of beating men in the ring, just not on a normal basis overall.

In the golf competition against the women, a man who goes by the name of Hailey Davidson [a personal joke on the motorcycle company one imagines] is competing at The Ladies Professional Golf Association (LPGA) at this time when the women's golf qualifying school tournament is underway.

Mr. Davidson finished the first round at 2-under, which puts him in a strong position to win. He is competing against 310 females but he's wearing lip gloss so it's all good. This tournament will advance golfers to the Q-Series in December.

You have to admit, he's got big balls and little golf balls.

Davidson competed with a golfer who had 10 career LPGA wins and won the 2010 U.S.Women’ss Open title, Paula Creamer. In 2010, LPGA dropped the “female at birth” requirement, which allows Davidson to compete in the women’s league because he isn't good enough to compete against men.

Davidson has won thousands of dollars thus far from these tournaments. In January, the reward was $2,250, and in March, per Outkick.com, it was $2,000. In total, Davidson has made $4,800 from the tournaments against the women who were too afraid to stand up against this garbage, lest they be canceled. 

If all women refused to participate against men, no matter what they believe they are, women's sports would eventually return to the women.

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There has been something like a 4,000% increase in gender dysphoria over the last few years. This isn't because there are more people who are really gender dysphoric; it's because it's an intersectional advantage to "transition" to the opposite sex that you are and it gives you victim card creds . . . unless you're a guy playing against women in sports. Then they are the victims and it isn't about intersectionality for them.

Women must resist this garbage. Don't participate. Let these guys play with themselves.

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Pro Golfer Thorbjorn Olesen arrested on plane for alleged sexual assault of sleeping woman and peeing in aisle

No, seriously, that is what was alleged to have happened--a professional golfer, Thorbjorn Olesen was arrested this week for allegedly sexually assaulting a sleeping woman on a flight from Tennessee to London.

What was he thinking?

The 29-year-old Danish golfer was on a British Airways flight from Memphis to Heathrow on Monday. He was allegedly drunk and became abusive, according to multiple reports.

Olesen is currently ranked 62 in the world. He was returning to Europe after playing in the PGA Tour's WGC-FedEx St. June Invitational in Memphis over the weekend. He is also accused of peeing in the first-class aisle of the airplane, made a pass at a female passenger and is being investigated for sexually assaulting a sleeping woman on the flight.

A witness told The Sun that Olesen "started abusing some of the passengers and crew."

Fellow golfer Ian Poulter – Olesen’s teammate at the 2018 Ryder Cup – tried to calm Olesen during the flight, but after he went to sleep for the long flight, Olesen continued his behavior.

Poulter’s agent told the Independent that the golfer was unaware of Olesen’s behavior until police arrived at the landing gate to arrest his teammate.

Scotland Yard confirmed to the Sun that a 29-year-old man was arrested on “suspicion of sexual assault, being drunk on board an aircraft and failing to comply with the orders of cabin crew.” Police said the unidentified man was released under investigation.

Currently, both CNN and MSNBC are working on various ways to spin this story and blame Olesen's behavior on President Trump. The one thread that runs through this story is golf. Maybe golf and Trump's involvement with the sport can be that link.

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CNN comes up with a powerful reason to impeach

Crappy News Network (CNN) evidently caught President Trump in a fib, so we must consider impeaching him.

CNN cameras captured Trump golfing in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday. Who the hell does he think he is, Barack Obama?

Trump, an avid golfer, played at his own golf course, Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach along with Sen. David Perdue (R.-GA), PGA tour player Bryson DeChambeau and former pro golfer Dana Quigley, according to the White House.

Had Trump brought along Tiger Woods, that would have changed everything.

Trump's fib was that he tweeted on Monday that he would be getting "back to work" after Christmas.

Trump tweeted Christmas night:

"I hope everyone is having a great Christmas, then tomorrow it's back to work in order to Make America Great Again (which is happening faster than anyone anticipated)!"

Trump lied, divots died. It's time to consider impeaching the President of the United States of America.

In the 2016 presidential campaign, he promised that he would mostly give up golfing if elected. Tuesday's golfing was the 85th visit to one of his courses as president, so he needs to be impeached and possibly even be incarcerated. 

In an August 2016 Virginia campaign rally he said, "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf. Believe me," Trump said.

Thank you CNN for informing the public about Trump's lies and frivolous golfing.

It's time to take him DOWN!


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Jenner won't play golf with Trump and explains why

Caitlyn Jenner believes that President Trump does not want to lose in golf to a 67-year-old man who believes that he's a woman in spite of his actual chromosomes, ability to produce sperm and still has all his male genitalia.

Mr. Jenner may be correct that Mr. Trump doesn't want to lose to him, but not because Jenner thinks he's what is known as a transsexual, but because Trump has a problem losing to anyone in any endeavor.

I know liberals pretend they have the market cornered in "SCIENCE!" but they apparently know as much about science as barbers knew about performing surgery over a hundred years ago. 

There are two sexes, male and female, period. Only Heinz has 57 varieties.

Jenner appeared on NBC's "Late Night with Seth Meyers" where they discussed President Trump. Mr. Jenner voted for Trump in the election and it was revealed they two are apparently old friends and Jenner explained why he voted for him.

Then he explained to Meyers why he wouldn't play a round of golf with Mr. Trump.

"I heard he asked you to play golf with him after he was elected,"Meyers said.

"Yeah, and I haven't done it because I don't think he wants to get beat by a 67-year-old trans woman," Jenner explained scientifically inaccurately.


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Obama cannot not campaign

Golfer and part time POTUS Barack Hussein Obama is in Japan. For those of you from out of town, Japan is a foreign country. That's where Obama is--in a foreign country, which is any country that isn't the United States of America.

It has been common sense as well as common courtesy for a politician, particularly a president, not to talk badly about another American politician. It shows little class and it's disrespectful to at least half the nation that might vote for the other guy.

But Obama is an amateur and spoke against the GOP nominee, Donald Trump. He claims that world leaders are "rattled" about what Trump will do as president, and Obama isn't afraid to say that because he has nothing to fear having done nothing as president other than pump up the debt to an astronomical level, over regulate industry, defy the Constitution and move the country so far to the left, that even a socialist like Bernie Sanders isn't considered to be an
aberration. 

In fact, Obama came to the presidency with no foreign experience nor any substantive work experience other than being a part time lecturer and community organizer. Trump has created thousands of jobs, worked with foreign companies, and has a far less shady past.

One of Obama's first "accomplishments" as president was to renege on the defense shields in the Czech Republic and Poland. He was more intent upon kissing up to the Russians than fulfilling his pledge. Europe saw that we couldn't be trusted and Putin saw that we didn't have a pair.

There are plenty of examples of Obama's screwed up foreign policy but the worst thing about his take on Donald Trump is that he did it in a foreign country and they may need to deal with Trump as our next president.


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Boo-Hoo Boehner's Biting Words

John "Man Tan" Boehner, the former House speaker, finally got involved with the presidential campaigning by speaking out against Ted Cruz while blowing kisses to Donald Trump. Boehner went after Cruz referring to him as "Lucifer in the flesh" and a "miserable son of a bitch."

Boehner reportedly doesn't even know Ted Cruz's mother and probably should not have used that term as it offends mothers everywhere this close to Mother's Day.

But Boehner is never one to mince words or emotions. Like when he cried when meeting Pope Francis in Washington D.C. "What a day," Boehner said. "What a moment for our country . . . the Holy Father's visit is surely a blessing for all of us." Sniff, sniff.

Or when he cried in an interview with Golf Channel saying, "I want to make sure that every kid had the same chances that I did."

Or when he cried at Rep. Gabrielle Giffords' resignation ceremony in 2012. 

Or when he cried when Nancy Pelosi handed him the House gavel in 2011.

Or when he cried at the Ohio State University commencement address in June 2011.

But Boehner has put away the tears and has gotten off the tanning bed to once again get involved in politics. I missed him so much, it brought tears to my eyes.

Boehner said that he's played golf with Donald Trump and said that he and the Donald are "texting buddies." He added that while Ohio Gov. John "Karate Chop" Kasich "requires more effort," he says they are friends "and I love him."

He and Kasich are planning to adopt after the campaign "once JK settles down."

Boehner said "I have Democratic friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life," he told the Stanford Daily.

While not endorsing Trump [or gay marriage] Boehner said he would vote for him, but not Cruz. He would rather have a lying felon incompetent woman or socialist in the White House than that guy with the world's most "punchable face."

Cruz fired back on Twitter: "Tell me again who will stand up to Washington? Trump, who's Boehner's 'texting and golfing buddy,' or Carly & me?

Cruz also said that he "never worked" with Boehner implying that Boehner is as honest as his perennial tan. "Boehner's comments reveal everything that is wrong with Washington," Cruz said.

Paul Ryan, Boo-Hoo Boehner's successor, said that he doesn't share the same views about Cruz.

Calling someone "Lucifer" is like calling everyone you don't like "Hitler." It doesn't ring true and it dilutes the truth as to the evil of the two.

But if Boehner wants to act like a damn Hitler, that's his business.

BTW: Please excuse the spelling typo of Boehner's name in the original posting--it shows up on Flipboard and cannot be deleted and corrected once it's posted.



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Very Expensive Golf Balls and Goofing Off

Hey, President Obama deserves a vacation just like we do. Really.

So why is he not taking vacation just like we do? Don't we just have a few weeks off a year to recharge our batteries? Don't we spend money, sometimes even a few thousand dollars to unwind, especially now during tax season? 

Barack Obama is simply going to sunny Florida to play some golf in his big boy shorts and all it's costing him is .  .  .  nothing. 

Air Force One costs about $228 thousand an hour to operate and that's more tax money you and I will pay in our lifetime.

Barry is absconding to the Treasure Coast of Florida for the weekend, spending it in Palm City. He will golf at the (par 71) Floridian National Golf Club, with its 18 holes and grass with a better manicure than Michelle's toes. 

Barry will be able to take in exquisite views of the St. Lucie River, surrounded by a natural preserve and wildlife while simultaneously taking our tax dollars to cover the cost. Who's got it better than him? He's got about 220 rounds of golf since screwing up the reputation of the country.

He will forgo the Arab League meeting in Egypt, slated to back the coalition comprised of Jordan, Egypt and Saudi Arabia that is invading Yemen. So what if this causes a Sunni-Shia clash that stands to do a lot of damage to the Middle East? Barry needs to blow off some tension, or something. 

He will not worry about Lurch Kerry in Lausanne, Switzerland doing the Iranian appeasement-capitulation campaign to ensure that Iran is happy and the 12th imam makes his grand entrance into the world.

Why worry when Obama has the best of the best, like Susan Rice as his National Security Advisor? Didn't she make the call about Bowe Bergdahl? 

Oh, wait, Maybe she doesn't know it all.

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Worst President Ever? You Make the Call

Twenty-one Egyptian Christian hostages were beheaded simultaneously by the Islamic State and Egypt responded by launching airstrikes in Libya on Monday in response to this horrendous barbaric act. The Associated Press reported that a spokesman for the Armed Forces General Command had announced the strikes on state radio which was "to avenge the bloodshed and to seek retribution from the killers."

The airstrike targeted IS weapons caches and training camps and was the first time Egypt has overtly taken action in Libya. 

The statement added: "Let those far and near know that Egyptians have a shield that protects them."

A spokesman for Abdullah al-Thinni, the Libyan Prime Minister told the BBC that Egyptian warplanes have taken part in coordinated airstrikes in the city of Derna, currently being held by IS. Libya's air force commander, Saqr al-Joroushi said that about 50 IS jihadists were killed. A good start.


Meanwhile, President Obama continues to employ his "Strategic Patience" strategy as he plans to spend most of the day playing golf in Palm Springs, CA. He will play as many holes as he can get in until around 2:30 PM west coast time, as he bides his time before deciding America's next move in the war on Islamic jihad. 

After he putters around while Egypt fights the good fight, Obama plans to return to the White House where he hopes that Congress will agree to limit his powers as Commander in Chief. Let them can take the blame for insulting Islam by waging war against the Islamic State. He can always find moral equivalency with Christians. 

Is Obama the worst president ever?

It depends on whose side you're on.


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Fore, Score, and Play Some More

Fort Belvoir Golf Club. President Obama has reached a new milestone in his bid to whistle a happy tune and forget the U.S.A.'s cares and woes. He has played his 200th round of golf since taking office, according to Mark Knoller of CBS News.

Of course, he hasn't played as much golf as Woodrow Wilson, who it is believed may have played 1200 rounds or Dwight Eisenhower, who played around 800. But ISIS terrorists weren't around back then, and the world wasn't as dangerous as it is now.

I believew that both Wilson and Eisenhower would have put their clubs down during an Ebola situation and a beheading or two. Obama went golfing.

While ISIS battles raged on in Syria and Iraq, Obama was briefed about the second diagnosis of Ebola by Assistant to the President for Homeland Security Lisa Monaco. Obama also spoke to Secretary of Health and Human Services Sylvia Burwell on how the government responded to the crisis.

Obama then swung into action and instructed the CDC to complete their investigation as to what screwed up in Texas's Health Presbyterian Hospital. He directed that the CDC workers sent to Dallas work closely with state and local authorities and instructed those on the front lines of the Ebola crisis to share information quickly and broadly. Finally, he told federal authorities to take immediate additional steps should another Ebola patient become known.

Then he said, "Screw it; I'm playing me some golf."

Golf is the way Barack lets loose. How he clears his head from all the worries that befall our nation. When journalist James Foley was beheaded back in August, he showed those cowards over at ISIS just what he was made of--he played golf and didn't even let it bother him after the "heartfelt" speech he made to James' mother. 

Sure, the American people were upset with him, but the votes are in and they can go to hell, as far as he's concerned. 

He's playing him some golf.




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Iran President Rouhani Claims He's Being Invaded by the West

Iran President Hassan Rouhani spoke on Iranian TV Saturday claiming that the sanctions imposed upon the anti-Zionist, anti-US and anti-infidel country by the West, is in his intolerant mind, an "invasion." 

The U.S. imposed sanctions on Friday affecting more than 25 banks, businesses and individuals, due to Iran's refusal to cease their nuclear program. Iran continues to support terrorism and armed Hamas during the kerfuffle in Gaza and Israel. The sanctions affect Americans and prohibit them from dealing with any of these jihad supporters and would freeze their assets and property deals.

We all know that Iran would praise Allah if all the infidels of the world were blown to hell, and if allowed to develop a nuke, they would use it.

Rouhani said [that] "Sanctions are an invasion of the Iranian nation. We should resist the invasion and put the invaders in their place." According to Islam, "their place" would be as slaves, converts or headless, with the women of the dead as sex slaves, but hey, it's just a religious point of view.

But the fact is, the sanctions Rouhani was getting his dulband tied into a knot over were already designated to be implemented; they just hadn't been imposed until this Friday when Obama was back from golfing and goofing off with the stars.

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Obama's Motto: "Never let a beheading mess up your game"

I'm not sure if the president is naive, stupid or just plain arrogant, but after his brief press conference regarding the beheading of photojournalist James Foley, he went back to Martha's Vineyard to play more golf with Glenn Hutchins, and Valerie Jarrett's cousin, Cyrus Walker.

While his speech was appropriately sombre, he nearly wet himself laughing with his buddies at the Vineyard Golf Club.

The Obama administration were notified about the email sent to the Foley family last week that warned "they would execute Jim" but apparently nothing was effective in stopping the butchery. The email, they said, was full of rage over the bombings of the ISIS locations, so at least we know the Obama administration is actually doing something right.

WCVB-TV stated the Obama administration did not engage in negotiations for Foley's release, and it appears that the photojournalist was badly beaten by the Islamic scumbags because he tried to escape.

Obama said that the US will not back down from ISIS, which may, this time, be true, but one never knows for certain when Obama says something as it often seems the converse is true. "No just God would stand for what they did yesterday," Obama said, "and for what they do every single day." (One can only imagine how Obama knows what an Islamic terrorist group does every single day.)

"ISIL speaks for no religion," he lied, directing his words at ISIS who is busy at work establishing a caliphate in Syria and Iraq, just like the directions say to do in Islamic scripture (a term I use lightly when referring to this "religion of peace"). "Their victims are overwhelmingly Muslim," he said, referring to the centuries of war between the Shi'ites and Sunnis, "and no faith teaches people to massacre innocents."  Obama is correct. Islam does not teach its followers to behead innocents, only those who are not innocent, which includes non-believers, gays, apostates, and women who enjoy the joy of sex. Mohammed himself was responsible for the beheading of anywhere from 600 to 900 Jews of the Qurayish tribe.

The Koran is full of suras that call for the slaughter of non-believers. Who is Obama kidding? At least he admitted that ISIS has tortured and killed ethnic and religious minorities, including women and children, and making sex slaves out of the ones they let live. It' okay though, it's in the Koran.

"There has to be a common effort to expel this cancer so it does not spread," the Community Organizer in Chief said of ISIS. What he meant by 'common effort' is anybody's guess, but you don't "expel cancer," you freaking destroy it. ISIS needs to be eliminated completely.

Then he left, played a round of golf, in a good mood, laughing with Alonzo Mourning (who was definitely not in mourning) and the president didn't allow a beheading to diminish his mood or his game.

I don't know what he shot, but it will never be par and will never be a terrorist.


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In It But Not Really Committed to Iraq

President Obama told Americans on Saturday that we must be braced for a sustained military involvement in Iraq, adding that we are prepared to launch more airstrikes to protect our diplomats and citizens, but mostly our diplomats, and others under attack by ISIL, the terror group formerly known as ISIS, and now actually known as IS, not ISIL. 

"I don't think we're ah, going to solve this problem in weeks," Obama said. "This is, ah, gonna be a long-term, ah, project."

It's calming to know that the president sees the violence and barbarism as a project--he makes it sound like an extra-credit assignment in high school--but he went on vacation anyway.

The Yazidis fled into the Sinjar mountains in the north. They ran out of water and food and Obama's immediate strategy was to help them before going on vacation. Planes have dropped food and water, most of which hit the target, but some of which ended up in the bloody hands of IS troops. I imagine they had a good laugh over that and taunted us by waving empty bottles of Poland Spring.

Obama also said that he wants to provide safe passage for the Yazidis and allow them to return to the Kurdish regional capital Irbil.  (Obama's mother wanted to name him Irbil, but ended up with Barack upon the insistence of Barack Senior.)


Obama would like to help Iraq establish a functional and inclusive government, which is possible in a Muslim country that has no Jews to include. Obama hopes to do all of this by the 9th hole or 124 strokes, whichever comes first.

Currently, Mr. Obama, his broad wife and two sweet kids are vacationing at Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts. We know he brought his golf clubs and a basketball, but let's hope he remembered to bring a case of beer, just in case he needs to hold a beer summit.


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