Biden's brilliant response to questions about Maui devastation

"Ugh! I think it's coming from me"

So called President Joe Biden is finally being sent, by whoever controls him, to Hawaii in the wake of the Maui fire that has killed over a hundred people while more than a thousand are still unaccounted for. It is expected that Biden will read a speech and hopefully not screw it up by telling the families of victims that he shares their pain after his son Beau died fighting fires in firefights in Iraq or some such nonsense.

When Biden was originally asked on August 11th after his 371 days of vacation since taking office to comment on the Maui devastation and if he planned to visit the island he said "we're looking at it." But when he was asked about his thoughts regarding the death toll that had reached 93 at that time he said, "no comment." What kind of a person answers that question with that non answer?

He obviously couldn't be bothered to comment about the people in Maui when he was on yet another one of his many vacations.

But it gets worse. In a video [seen in the tweet below] you see Biden being asked about the death toll and when he answers with "No comment" he smirks and flashes a big wide grin as he responds. I blame it on the remaining brain cell in his head that is on its last breath of life.

Biden’s on vacation, so he’s not taking any questions. pic.twitter.com/SZPZZv1ZDA— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 14, 2023

The reporters try to get him to come to talk with them about the Hawaii response, but he gets into his car and takes off, doing as he was likely instructed to do by his unelected handlers.

He has to be more demented than originally believed to think that his signature denture exposure was the appropriate response to the reporters. Clearly his brain is running on empty. Having no notes to rely on, he had to be coached to just say the magic words and the smile was reflexive.

The response "No comment" was a terrible reply to such a question but you got to believe that his handlers told him that whenever he's uncertain how to answer real questions that go beyond his favorite ice cream flavor, he should simply use those two magic words.

For her part, Vice President Kamala Hahaharris gave an answer to that tough question saying that she was "deeply concerned" but didn't go into further detail as she was off to the beach too in Martha's Vineyard.

Joe Biden also spent his weekend at the beach but plans to get back to doing the work of the people as soon as he remembers.

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Biden sets new record: hits the 40% mark on vacation time

Moments before he stopped and fell on his old keester

Imagine having a job that pays you $400,000 annually, provides free rent, transportation, food, clothing allowance, free medical and dental, a chauffeured bullet-proof limo, 24/7 armed security, and forty percent vacation time. The only responsibilities of the job include having to read a Teleprompter once in a while, make disparaging statements about people who didn't vote for you, and do whatever you are told to do by Ron Klain. 

Think of it: our so-called President Biden is in the office on par with a kid who chronically cuts class. It isn't surprising that Joe was at the bottom third of his law school class--he just isn't into working.

As the midterm elections draw nigh, the Republican National Committee has checked the numbers and saw that of the 589 days since he was sworn in, 234 of them was on vacation or leisure trips unrelated to the job as POTUS. And of those days, a full 70% was spent in his Delaware mansion where a $500,000 taxpayer-funded border wall is being erected while the country's southern border is not being funded and illegal aliens are pouring in without vetting and without a required series of COVID-19 shots. [California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that it's okay--they can hold their breath.]

The big question is whether voters in the midterms will notice Biden's absence. That's a difficult question to answer as it has been shown that plenty of people, including college students, don't even know who fought in the Civil War or who did we fight in the Revolutionary War. But ask them about Lizzo's newest song, and they'll even tell you the lyrics.

"Where am I?"

RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told The New York Post that Republicans believe Biden's lack of job attendance is a winning campaign issue — alongside concerns over the effects of Biden-era spending, including Democrats’ $1.9 trillion stimulus package last year and this year’s $437 billion environmental and health care bill.

And the fact that he can fall off a bike when it stops doesn't help, nor does having a son who snorts coke off the butt of a prostitute while he videos it, then videos "doing a Toobin" as he emerges from a pool to greet another prostitute, make a strong case to vote for him. Then there's the damning information on Hunter's laptop that he idiotically left in a repair shop with obvious references to shady business deals involving Joe, aka "the Big Guy."

The media [aka DNC] defends Biden's absenteeism by claiming that whenever he is not at work, he's at work whenever he is not. That is, he even works when he sleeps, and when he sleeps nobody knows the difference because he's always working, even when falling off his bicycle. So technically, he's always on call--he can sign bills, even when he doesn't know what's in the bill and can read it later as Nancy Pelosi once suggested about bill signing. He can take phone calls and mumble into the phone to the party on the other end of the line. So he works harder than the rest of the nation and we don't even say "Thanks, Joe. You got our back and we owe you for that."

So while the President's job is thought to be in Washington, D.C. in the Oval Office [once dubbed the "Oral Office" in a previous Democrat administration] Biden's job is everywhere all the time and twice on Sundays. We as the public however, would like to know who he sees while working on vacation at his Delaware mansion since he had his visitor logs exempted from the Presidential Records Act.

We Americans know that our president is working feverishly to assuage the crisis with the economy, our border and our food supply, not to mention the proxy war he is help to fund with taxpayer money. We know he has the soul of the nation as his highest priority in spite of how it looks from inside the bowl as we circle and circle in a downward spiral.

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But the main thing, the thing that makes us all feel warm and fuzzy inside, is the level of diversity in government we now have as we wait for them to flush. Our hope is that they will even screw that up, as they have done and are doing with everything else.

Nobody on either side of the aisle voted for this.

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Biden Bikes on Beach Better this time but doesn't answer reporters

"Where's my bell? I need a bell."

Joe Biden beach-biked better than he biked before when he fell on his keester at a dead stop. He pedaled his black bike before reporters on Sunday on Kiawah Island, South Carolina.

The alleged president wore shorts and a polo shirt with his aviator sunglasses as he pretended, in the jasmine of his mind, to be piloting a WWI Sopwith Camel. He pedaled along, occasionally stopping to catch his breath and to jaw with some families and children but didn't smell their hair. 

Due to his role as president, he was surrounded by bike pedaling Secret Service agents who rode with him as he pedaled in pursuit of the Red Baron.

President Joe Biden takes a bike ride along a South Carolina beach pic.twitter.com/rpwC8I1JTM

— Reuters (@Reuters) August 14, 2022

Although he appeared in front of media cameras he did not stop to take questions.

When reporters asked him if he would talk to them, he replied, “No.”

“Gotta go get your bathing suits,” he replied as he rode by, presumably speaking to reporters but not wearing a bathing suit himself because he doesn't practice what he preaches.

It's rumored that Biden contracted a bit of toe fungus while pedaling along the sand and he shared a photo of his big toe for all his fans to see [below].

The Biden Curse

More Biden in South Carolina

Reporters: “Will you come talk to us?”

Biden: “No.”

He told us we should get our bathing suits pic.twitter.com/KGTK7y6G56

— Andrew Restuccia (@AndrewRestuccia) August 14, 2022

He added that he was enjoying his summer break but was also “on the phone a lot.” 

He lied. It isn't a real phone they gave him to play with. He talks into it and a Secret Service agent standing behind him answers him--he never even knows what's going on.

The president has refused to take questions from reporters for several days and still has not publicly reacted to the FBI raid of former President Donald Trump’s home at Mar-a-Lago because his handlers know that if he answers questions, he's going to flub it up.

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The White House repeatedly insists the president had no prior knowledge of the raid and learned about it on the news, just like every other American. And if you believe that, you might also believe that worms can tell when the next earthquake will hit.

Biden plans to continue his vacation on Kiawah Island next week and hopefully much longer, before he returns to the White House where he gets to play President of the United States of America.

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Merkel cuts out as election heats up

Hot pants and tub chair

Berlin -- Angela Merkel is leading by a substantial margin in the German opinion polls clearly indicating that Germans have no idea how much she has screwed them with her unrealistic immigration policy titled: "Come one, come all."

Feeling like she has nothing to worry about with just two months before the election, she left for a quiet three-week summer vacation to a secret location known only to herself and her gaggle of armed security who are charged with protecting her from all of those she let into the country.

Her vacation, which local media says will be spent at the opera and in the Italian Alps, isn't about her confidence in winning as much as it has to do with her being 'too pooped to pop.'

It will also keep her out of the limelight and free of controversy if the migrants and refugees don't go on a rape-fest in Cologne again.

If she wins a fourth term, Germany will deserve what they get--a country that doesn't look like Germany.


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In It But Not Really Committed to Iraq

President Obama told Americans on Saturday that we must be braced for a sustained military involvement in Iraq, adding that we are prepared to launch more airstrikes to protect our diplomats and citizens, but mostly our diplomats, and others under attack by ISIL, the terror group formerly known as ISIS, and now actually known as IS, not ISIL. 

"I don't think we're ah, going to solve this problem in weeks," Obama said. "This is, ah, gonna be a long-term, ah, project."

It's calming to know that the president sees the violence and barbarism as a project--he makes it sound like an extra-credit assignment in high school--but he went on vacation anyway.

The Yazidis fled into the Sinjar mountains in the north. They ran out of water and food and Obama's immediate strategy was to help them before going on vacation. Planes have dropped food and water, most of which hit the target, but some of which ended up in the bloody hands of IS troops. I imagine they had a good laugh over that and taunted us by waving empty bottles of Poland Spring.

Obama also said that he wants to provide safe passage for the Yazidis and allow them to return to the Kurdish regional capital Irbil.  (Obama's mother wanted to name him Irbil, but ended up with Barack upon the insistence of Barack Senior.)


Obama would like to help Iraq establish a functional and inclusive government, which is possible in a Muslim country that has no Jews to include. Obama hopes to do all of this by the 9th hole or 124 strokes, whichever comes first.

Currently, Mr. Obama, his broad wife and two sweet kids are vacationing at Martha's Vineyard in Massachusetts. We know he brought his golf clubs and a basketball, but let's hope he remembered to bring a case of beer, just in case he needs to hold a beer summit.


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