Joe Biden claims to be 'a hell of a lot smarter' than most Democrats

Former alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden, in what can only be described as vintage Sleepy Joe fashion, decided to drop this gem on the mourners at Rev. Jesse Jackson's funeral service Friday: "I'm a hell of a lot smarter than most of you."

He was speaking primarily to a crowd of Democrats and civil rights figures, and while Snopes didn't actually rate the remark "Mostly True," it sure feels on-brand for the guy who can't help but remind everyone he's the sharpest tool in the shed, even when the shed is a memorial service.

This oddball line came while Biden was reflecting on his childhood stutter, a topic he's brought up countless times. He noted how people mocked him for it, assuming it meant he wasn't bright. "If I told you I had a cleft palate or clubfoot, none of you would have laughed," Biden said. "But it’s OK to laugh at stuttering. … It’s the one place where people think you’re stupid."

Then came the zinger: "Oh, really? I’m a hell of a lot smarter than most of you," he added, before quickly pivoting back with, "But all kidding aside, it makes you feel really small."All kidding aside, folks, Joe Biden remains a walking gaffe machine.

And every event he makes about himself.

The memorial took place at the House of Hope arena in Chicago, where hundreds gathered to honor Jackson's life and his massive left-leaning legacy. Former presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton were there, along with Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Rev. Al Sharpton, and other big Democratic names. They praised Jackson for founding the Rainbow PUSH Coalition, running for president in 1984 and 1988, boosting Black voter turnout, and reshaping the party's coalition.Biden, who often talks about overcoming his stutter, tied his remarks to resilience and the pain of being ridiculed as a kid.

Later in his speech, Biden veered into another classic tangent, declaring that "the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world" in terms of population by 2050. He recalled telling Jackson about a trip to see Nelson Mandela in South Africa: "I remember telling Jesse that I knew a guy, in South Africa," former President Biden recalled. "I was going to go see name is Nelson Mandela. And, I'm Jesse saying, how are you going? You guys actually see him, by the way? You know, the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world in terms of population of the year 2050, the largest in the entire world. Watch, man. Watch."

Joe's "Deer in the Headlights" look

The "smarter than most of you" line has already joined the ever-growing Biden gaffe hall of fame, and social media lit up with reactions. Under one repost from Libs of TikTok, a commenter nailed it: "That’s a strange line to deliver at a memorial service."

Another user summed it up perfectly: "Never ending comedy from this guy. So happy he’s back in public."

Outside Biden's head-scratchers, the service stayed focused on Jackson's enduring impact as a civil rights icon who built bridges, championed marginalized communities, and helped modernize the Democratic Party's approach to inclusion and participation.

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Biden asked by reporter about "storm zone" in NC devastation but he already zoned out

A reporter asked "President" Biden on Thursday about aid allocated to states hit by the devastating hurricane Helene. Most hard hit was North Carolina where Biden has just returned from seeing the damage in the storm zone. Entire communities were inundated by the water surge, including the city of Asheville.

“What do the states in the storm zone need, Mr. President?” Biden was asked upon returning to the White House.

“What do the states in the storm zone need — after what you saw today?”

BIDEN: “Oh, storm zone? I didn’t know which storm you’re talking about…”

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“Eh?” Biden muttered.

“What do the states in the storm zone, what do they need after what you saw today?” the reporter repeated.

“Oh in the storm zone,” Biden responded. “I’m wondering what storm you’re talking about. They’re getting everything they need, and they’re very happy across the board.”

I'm sure they're delighted to know that a vegetable who is viewed by other vegetables as slow on the uptake.

At least 215 people are dead and hundreds more are missing following the hurricane, which made landfall in Florida last week.

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Photos of the devastation show houses and vehicles underwater. An Asheville family in their 70s and their six-year-old grandson drowned after the roof they sought safety on collapsed. The child's mother had wedged herself between objects nearby and was able to save herself.

Kamala Harris  told Americans they will be receiving $750 to those who ‘truly need it’ for hurricane relief..

We can send BILLIONS to Ukraine but Americans who have lost everything only get $750 dollars?! pic.twitter.com/9fYUZuMfM9

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 2, 2024

Biden mumbled on Thursday that up to 1,000 active-duty soldiers would join the North Carolina National Guard in delivering food, water, and supplies to communities cut off by the storm.

Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas said Thursday that the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA) has funding for immediate needs but will run out before the end of the hurricane season. FEMA has requested more money from Congress, he said.

Vice President Kamala Hahaharris said FEMA has been providing $750 to people for “immediate needs” like baby formula and gum. She would have liked the taxpayers to provide more money, but it's being directed to Ukraine. 

The Biden administration’s response to the storm has sparked anger among critics, who pointed out that FEMA spent $1.4 billion on housing illegal migrants over the last two years.

Former President Donald Trump ripped into the administration’s response during his rally in Michigan on Thursday, accusing Biden and Harris of the “worst response in the history of hurricanes.” And while Trump is the king of hyperbole, he isn't really wrong on this one.

“If you want to see how sick and distorted Kamala Harris’ priorities are, just consider FEMA,” Trump said. “Now we have a horrific disaster in North Carolina, Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, and Virginia. And the Harris-Biden administration says they don’t have any money … they spent it all on illegal migrants.”

And Ukraine, a country that isn't even in NATO.

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Alleged POTUS confuses military strike with labor strike: supports collective bargaining in Yemen

Remember when they wanted to "25th Amendment" former President Donald Trump? That was the left's attempt at using lawfare to get what they wanted. But here we have so called President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., whose mental status is on par with a carrot.

"Dementia Joe" seemed confused as he compared a military strike with a labor dispute when mumbling to reporters this past weekend. He was responding to a question about Israeli airstrikes in Yemen by replying that he would support "collective bargaining."

Imagine if the reporters asked him whether he thought that Israel's strike on Houthi targets were lucky; he might reply how cigarettes are bad for you. [Lucky Strike makes fine tobacco.]

The Veggie-in-Chief was exiting his vehicle when reporters shouted out questions, confusing questions, one after another, some simultaneous to another question being asked. 

He answered a few questions related to the Jewish State and the escalating military actions targeting Iran-backed Hezbollah, a group of terrorists whose leaders are either dead or singing soprano after Israel sold them some pagers and radios fully loaded to go. When one reporter asked a follow up question about the "strikes in Yemen," Biden's answer clearly showed that he believed the issue was about labor disputes.

REPORTER: "Any comment on the strikes in Yemen, Mr. President!?"

VEGGIE IN CHIEF: "I've spoken to both sides. They gotta settle the strike. I'm supporting the collective bargaining effort. I think they'll settle the strike."

“Mr. President, will you deploy more U.S. troops to the Middle East?” one reporter shouted, and Biden said, “No,” reading off a note on his palm.

First lady and doctor extraordinaire, Jill Biden, also exited the vehicle and quickly walked away, turning her back on the press while Joe walked toward reporters.

She probably should have whisked him away.

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6 Reasons why Joe should stay in the race

"I hope that wasn't what I think it was"

Now that President Joe Biden exposed himself as barely sentient in a national television debate with former President Donald Trump, and that it's obvious he would likely lose in the presidential election, the liars in the media and the Democratic Party are throwing him under the Prius and pretending they didn't know until now that his dementia reached critical mass some time ago. The GOP has been saying this for quite some time.

But all of the problems of the left can be assuaged if Joe refuses to step down. He doesn't seem to want to spend his twilight years rocking on his porch thinking about all the hair he sniffed, all the kids he kissed, and all the money he made overseas. 

Here are some of the reasons Joe Biden needs to stay in the race against Trump:

1. It returns credibility to the media if somehow he wins. 

Let's face it, the media is now about as credible as a scorpion riding a frog's back to cross a pond when it promises not to sting him. Imagine if Joe Scarborough can once again show his face to the scores of people who watch him when Joe is reelected. You can almost hear him saying, "See, I told you so."

2. It gives the elderly and infirm hope for their own futures.  

If an 81-year-old incontinent guy with the neural deficit of a yo-yo string can be the President of the most powerful nation on Earth, even Gabe or Molly can one day call Bingo at the center. 

3. Having Joe as POTUS will confuse our enemies.

We know that they know that Joe knows nothing, so why would an entire nation reelect him? Perhaps we know something Vladimir doesn't know, Xi heard rumors about, and Kim isn't sure.

4. Campaign Joe makes Doctor Jill proud and prominent.

No wife wants to be invisible. Doctor Jill knows with Joe running that she'll be up front and personal with the public. She will have the power to guide her ice cream destroyer in all her decisions that come from his teleprompter. What more could a wife ask for but to run an entire country--perhaps with the help of another former President whose name rhymes with Broback Brobumba.

5. Free ice cream.

Do I need to elaborate?

6. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, if Joe gets the win it will keep his crack and sex addicted son Hunter out of prison where he can continue to run the country with Doctor Jill.

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DSM 5 Rev. changing term "dementia" to " common cold"

The Fifth Edition to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders will soon be changing the diagnosis of Dementia (290 - 290.4) to Common Cold, which is designated by the ICD-10 as J00 and medically known as acute nasopharyngitis. 

Originally the term dementia was categorized as a Neurocognitive Disorder (NCD) but due to our present state of political correctness, the American Psychiatric Association (APA) has simply changed the nomenclature, not the actual diagnosis.

Now the DSM-5 [apart from the ICD-10] defines the  "common cold [J00]" as a major neurocognitive disorder, as a significant decline in one or more cognitive domains that interferes with a person's ability to perform everyday activities. The cognitive domains that may be affected include: 

1) complex attention.

2) executive function [no pun intended]

3. learning and memory

4) language

5) perceptual-motor function

6) social cognition

So when U.S. President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. falls asleep after 4 p.m., or when he undergoes a week of intensive debate preparation but forgets the debate preparation, or when his language sounds muddled and totally confused or becomes a word salad, or when he has frequent falls up stairs, off bikes, or when he shakes hands and nobody is there, do not call it dementia or neurocognitive disorder. 

Call it the common cold.

After all, that's what his staff calls it--at least in public.

But at least he got over it the next day when he was at the Waffle House.

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Biden thinks his debate debacle won over "more undecided voters than Trump"

Screen Shot: Joe Biden being led offstage by his power-hungry wife, Doctor Jill Biden

Mumbling at a New Jersey fundraiser, alleged President Joe Biden argued that his debate debacle brought more undecided voters to his side than his lucid opponent, former President Donald Trump.

"I didn’t have a great night, but I’m going to be fighting harder," Biden told the handful of people at the party, according to NJ.com. 

The confused leader of the free world made that huge understatement among Trump Derangement Syndrome donors on Saturday at the home of NJ Gov. Phil Murphy (D-uh). Biden supposedly admitted his debate performance wasn't his best, but argued that the polling was on his side [which is factually untrue and just another lie by the confused, hair-sniffing, unindicted felon].

The truth is, Biden's performance was an unmasking [finally] of his deteriorated mental status, and an exposure of the media as to the lengths they go to run cover for him.

"Research during the debate shows us converting more undecided voters than Trump did, in large part because of his conduct on Jan. 6," he said. "People remember the bad things during his presidency."

Not to mention the 'bad things' of Biden's son, Hunter, carousing, whoring, and being Joe's bagman in Ukraine, Romania, and who knows where else. 

Biden's weak attempt to spin his humiliating debate performance into lemonade, comes after his leftist buddies in the media called on him to drop out of the race. But Doctor Jill Biden won't have that--she seems to be the person behind Joe's refusal to step down, apparently wanting the limelight or future power for herself. It's clearly elder abuse but the leftist media will not go so far as to admit it.

For his part, former President Trump had a relatively stellar debate performance simply by being lucid and level and not losing his cool. 

He wasn't able to interrupt Biden because CNN had their microphones shut off while the other person spoke, and he maintained a calm demeanor even though Joe tried to goad him into getting angry by mentioning the January 6 Capitol Hill incident, and the "sex with a porn star" incident. 

Thus far, the pressure on Biden to drop out of the race has all been external. Top Democrats in Congress and across the country remain publicly supportive of his presidential bid, because they are following their marching orders. 

However, there are clear rumblings of internal Party panic because if one has to worry whether your candidate will crap his trousers or have multiple brain farts in public, there is every reason to panic.

Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chairman Jaime Harrison feebly tried to quash rumors of Biden's replacement telling MSNBC resident-racist Al Sharptongue that people are still supporting their demented leader and that the "hand-wringing" is merely coming from the media [that normally would have kissed his butt before the debate].

"You hear the hand-wringing coming from pundits, Rev, and from op-eds like the New York Times, but you don't hear from the people," Harrison said.

"What I have seen is that galvanization, particularly in the Black community," he claimed. "I'm a Black man. I've seen the galvanization of support for Joe Biden because, you know, in the Black community, in your family, you can say all that you want to say about a member of your family, but don't let somebody else."

Factually however, Trump's support among the Black community is at an historical high, so Harrison may have been high when he made these silly remarks.

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Joe Biden has a neurological flame-out at Medal of Freedom Ceremony: English becomes a challenge

Banjo Boy

PINO Joe Biden held a Medal of Freedom ceremony on Friday. Wasteful oxygen users like John "Hair plugs" Kerry, Al "Jazeera" Gore, and Nancy "Dancing Dentures" Pelosi were honored, for some reason, with the nation's highest civilian honor. 

Unlike his Vietnam medals, Kerry did not give the award to himself, nor did he badmouth the country in this instance.  

The award given by the Biden administration is to honor those who are the farthest to the left and evidently the judges couldn't decide on the one best communist so they handed them out like gum. If foreigners were eligible for the award, it's highly likely that China's President Xi would take one home, but only Americans are eligible.

True to form, Biden was able to once again prove just how addled his brain appears to be as he seemed to forget what he was doing at the event and apparently thought he was awarding the Medal of Honor to someone.

Does he... does he think he's giving out Medal of Honor? https://t.co/mUOyosYaEg— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) May 3, 2024

In another glorious battle Biden had with the teleprompter, we saw yet more evidence of dementia:

 "She's not only, she's not only the only person receiving this medal, she is a, uh, she is a, uh, you know..." pic.twitter.com/uwVofHTldE— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 3, 2024

He then went on to call Michelle Yeoh [spell her name backwards and see what you get] Michael Yeoh. He obviously needs a bigger teleprompter.

BIDEN: "Michael Yeoh" pic.twitter.com/8BCNIMxUVm— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 3, 2024

Toward the end of the ceremony our Houseplant in Chief congratulated the "Presidential Freedom of Medal" recipients because words have lost their meaning to Joe Biden,

Crooked Joe's brain is friedhttps://t.co/8TGrYdQFd0— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 3, 2024

And in spite of his dementia, his difficulty speaking coherently, and his loose stools, Democrats will vote for him because they hate Trump and would rather have an unelected person, whoever that person is, run the country from behind the curtain as he or she pulls his strings.

The final clip is a potpourri of mush-mouth words that makes as much sense as blowing on a banjo:

BIDEN (mumbling incoherently): "They always were worried we were gonna go to Jesuit colleges" pic.twitter.com/qn4yPtuTye— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 3, 2024

This is our president. This is the guy the nation allegedly elected along with Giggles, the laughing lady who earned the Medal of Fweedom Award.

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Biden lands in Charlotte and wonders "Where am I?"

"Slidin' Biden"

President Biden did the right thing and flew to Charlotte, NC on Thursday to meet with the police officers who were killed in the recent shootout. His handlers finally got something right, except for the optics, which they didn't anticipate. 

Biden descends the short stairs after arriving in North Carolina — as a Secret Service agent quickly follows behind to make sure he doesn't trip.

He takes zero questions. pic.twitter.com/cMT9bRg7yf— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 2, 2024

Biden was able to negotiate the short stairs without tumbling down and breaking a hip or worse. The Secret Service followed behind him, fingers crossed.

The Mayor of Charlotte was there to meet him when this happened:

Biden looks lost and confused after touching down in Charlotte — holding onto the mayor's hand for dear life pic.twitter.com/0ZQBleyoJp— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 2, 2024

Biden looked like a deer in the headlights, lost and confused, unable to let go of Mayor Vi Lyles' hand. We cannot read his mind from the video, but he obviously looks confused, almost as if he isn't the President of the United States and has access to the nuclear code. If you ask me, that code should be "Don't" because he at least has that memorized.

Biden really looks frighteningly frail and it's clear that his physical and mental deterioration is a given fact that cannot be hidden. His presidency is looking more like "Weekend at Bernie's" than that of the leader of the most powerful nation on earth.

It would be surprising if he makes it to the election, which may explain his polls circling the bowl. 

Doctor Jill Biden should be indicted for elder abuse.

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Joe Biden goes drug-free in PA and it showed

During his State of the Union speech, which lasted over an hour, President-esque Joe Biden may have blinked a total of 20 times or so. Although he mush-mouthed most of the words and trailed off his sentences with a sound, he was able to get through it without falling asleep, crapping his pants, tripping on something, or saying something racist. He was even able to stay up past his bedtime.

He was probably on drugs, maybe Adderall, but who knows. At least he was able to read the words that his handler put in the teleprompter without trailing off with his signature, "Anyway . . ." 

Of course he called Laken Riley, a murdered victim of an illegal immigrant, "Lincoln Riley," but that's only because he isn't familiar with what happened and it's only one case out of thousands who have been killed due to Biden's policy of open borders.

However, in a follow up speech in Pennsylvania, it was obvious the drugs had worn off and Joe was back to being his old, very old self.

No, he didn't think Kamala Harris was the President or anything so clearly coming from the foggy area of his brain. Instead he asked the good people of the Keystone State to bring him back to Congress and more.

He bragged about how he grew the national debt. "We added more to the national debt than any president in his term in all of history!” Congrats, Joey. Learn what those sounds mean coming across your dentures.

Biden's SOTU was the most hateful, divisive, partisan speeches ever made in the SOTU. He sounded like an old man fired up about someone who let their dog do their business on his lawn. He didn't mention the border problems, crime, the October 7 atrocities, and he even got the month of the so called insurrection (which it wasn't) of January 6th wrong, saying "July 6th," because even on drugs, you can't get a good dementia sufferer down.

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Does Biden have a time machine or does he just make s*** up?

Our illustrious President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. may have a time machine and he's letting it slip out that he can time travel. Or not.

Biden was in Las Vegas on Sunday, ahead of the Nevada primary when he let it slip in a speech that in 2021 he met with France's François Mitterrand, the former president of that country. 

Did Biden have a time machine? See, Mitterrand was the French President from 1981 to 1995. Of course it's possible Joe was able to turn the magic dial to any of those years and meet with Mitterrand, but that's the only way, because in 2021, Mitterrand was pushing up daisies--he died in 1996. 

Wait. What if Mitterrand is the invisible guy we often see President Biden shaking hands with after his speeches? Maybe Joe can see dead people. Who knows? I don't know, do you? 

François Mitterrand's grave

During the Las Vegas speech, Biden took a walk down What's Left of his Memory Lane and mentioned the G-7 meeting in the U.K. along with a gaggle of NATO leaders that took place in June of 2021, in which a conversation about the January 6 Capitol protest took place.

“I sat down and I said, ‘America’s back’ and Mitterrand from Germany — I mean from France looked at me and said, ‘You know why — how long you back for?'” 

Joe Biden says he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”

Mitterand was the FRENCH President between 1981 and 1995.

He also died in 1996. pic.twitter.com/W0YPBDp69n

The thing is, the time Biden was referring to, 2021, Emmanuel Macron was president of France.

But Joe's consistency is, well, consistent. He told the same tale in 2022 about Mitterrand, who, at that time, was even deader than the previous year. 

From a son who died not only in Iraq, but also was killed in Normandy in 1918, Joe Biden is a babbling bag of bull s*** and we all should be worried that he is, at least in title, the President of the United States.

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Biden finally responds to Iranian-backed strike that killed 3 US troops

Alleged President Biden has finally decided to respond to the drone strike that killed three of our service personnel over the weekend in a Jordan outpost. Without going into the tedious effort to honor our fallen heroes, Biden made it abundantly clear, that he does not want to expand the conflict in the Middle East, and our enemies are well aware of that fact.

Dementia Joe told reporters, as he left the White House amid the loud and chaotic noise of Marine One revving nearby, that he was indeed determined to answer the Sunday drone attack.

“I don’t think we need a wider war in the Middle East. That’s not what I’m looking for,” he shouted. 

It reminded me of my Uncle Harry who, after the city had sent him a dog license renewal form began to fill it out while my Aunt Rose told him, "Harry, don't do it--the dog is dead. Parfait died last year, Harry," to which Harry replied, "Rose, I don't want any trouble." 

Asked whether he holds Iran responsible for the soldiers’ deaths, Biden said, “I do hold them responsible in the sense that they’re supplying the weapons to the people who did it.” [H/T NY Post.]

In the sense that? Isn't that enough, Joe?

Sgt. William Jerome Rivers, 46, Spc. Kennedy Ladon Sanders, 24, and Spc. Breonna Alexsondria Moffett, 23, were killed while over 40 US personnel were wounded in the attack, the latest in the slew of anti-American Iranian proxy operations in Syria, Iraq and off the coast of Yemen following the October 7 terrorist attack by Hamas on Israel.

This was the 165th attack on American forces and we responded 5 times! This puts American lives at risk because Iran knows Biden is weak and cowardly. 

"Re-elect Biden! Re-elect Biden!"

Republicans are calling on him to get on his feet and retaliate somehow, certainly beyond a mush-mouthed response that means nothing but weakness to our enemies.

It's obvious Biden, an old 81, holds little regard for our military.  You might remember when he checked his watch no less than three times at a military funeral for the 13 service members killed at Abbey Gate, in the Afghanistan evacuation, as the bodies were unloaded on the tarmac. It was Biden's refusal to go with military advice that the lesser secure airport was used in this operation, while Bagram air base would have been the more secure choice. 

And Biden called the evacuation an immense success, because for him, even going up or down a flight of stairs with doing a header, is an immense success.

And let us not forget that it was Biden, the only member of Obama's inner circle to voted agains going after Osama bin Laden after the CIA found him. See, Biden did not trust the US Navy SEALs.

The farther left in his Democrat Party is worrying out loud that Old Joe is going to get us into another war, like every modern president has except former President Trump.

Biden's main strategy is probably best categorized as "patient indifference." He refused to do anything about the Chinese electronics surveillance balloon and until now, he has done nothing to dissuade Iran-backed Islamists from attacking us. 

If it has nothing to do with his political gain, Biden is indifferent.

But this is an election year and Biden has now claimed that he has examined a number of targets to hit and had decided to attack, possibly in the next few hours. But he whispered to the press: "Sshh. Don't tell Iran."

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Biden does it again in Colorado, and it isn’t funny

Alleged President Joe Biden is losing it. There can be no doubt at this point that his mind is as sharp as water and he says things that highlight his confusion and anemic intellect. There are just some things one doesn’t say as POTUS, but Biden either didn’t get the memo or has reached the point in his senility where reading interrupts his thinking about hair and such.

On Wednesday, the so called President was in Colorado at a manufacturing plant where he bragged about having the code to “blow up the world.” Really, the old codger really said that.

“Now look, my Marine carries that, but it has the code to blow up the world,” Biden said, adding “Nuclear weapons” to clarify his statement. 

He was, of course, referring to what is known as the “nuclear football.” It is taken along with the President whenever he is away from fixed command centers, such as the White House Situation Room.

It’s highly unusual for a President to mention the nuclear football and even weirder to brag about the ability to “blow up the world."  The fact that Biden said this publicly shows his inability to self-censor, a common problem among the elderly with dementia.

I predict that he will not run in 2024, in spite of it being a “sure thing” that he will because he said so and he’ the President. I believe there will be unforeseen circumstances that will interfere with him running, or he will simply agree to step away from the election.

Thoughts?

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Reporter calls out Biden's balderdash blather at White House briefing

White House National Security Council John Kirby danced around a question regarding alleged President Biden's frequent battles with the truth, after Biden lied about having been at Ground Zero on September 12, 2001, the day after the attacks.

[H/T New York Post]

“The president has lied about being at Ground Zero the day after the Sept. 11 attacks, falsely claimed he saw the Pittsburgh bridge collapse, claimed his grandfather died in the hospital days before his birth. What is going on with the president? Is he just believing things that didn’t happen did happen, or is he just randomly making stuff up?” Washington Times reporter Jeff Mordock bluntly asked Kirby in a real journalistic moment during Wednesday’s White House press briefing.

Kirby, a retired Navy rear admiral [the same rank as the very Rear Admiral Rachel Levine] and veteran military public affairs officer, waltzed around the question, highlighting Biden’s Monday trip to visit troops in Alaska and clarifying the 80-year-old president’s Ground Zero lie.

“The president was deeply touched and honored to be able to spend 9/11 with military members there in Alaska and some families and was honored by their presence and the chance to make an important set of remarks about why we need to continue to remember that day. And he did that,” Kirby, who has no sense of shame, said.

“And he spoke about a visit to Ground Zero, which he did participate in about a week or so after the event, and what that looked and what that smelled and what that felt like. And it had a visceral impact on him as it did so many other Americans on that terrible day.” After all, the human sense of smell is the last thing to go when we're older than dirt, but not when it comes to smelling young, human hair, it seems.

“What is going on with the president?” Jeff Mordock asked.

Biden, who is now older than what's left of his IQ, described the scene from Ground Zero one day after the collapse of the World Trade Center in remarks to military service members in Anchorage, Alaska, on the 22nd anniversary of the terrorist attacks. He is the first alleged president to break with tradition and not attend Ground Zero in New York because he was told not to do so by some unelected bureaucrat--possibly the same one who dressed as the Easter Bunny last year and interrupted him from blathering on about something in the jasmine of his mind.

“Ground Zero in New York — I remember standing there the next day and looking at the building. And I felt like I was looking through the gates of hell,” Biden said. He wasn't joking--he was simply lying.

“It looked so devastating because the way you could, from where you could stand,” he mumble-added.

A White House official who reads minds told The Post on Monday that old Joe was thinking about his Sept. 20, 2001, Ground Zero visit, as part of a 38-senator delegation nine days after the attack.

Kirby added that the president is “focused on making sure that an attack like that never happens again,”  by reducing the budget of the military, using a drag queen to entice recruitment, and basing everything on equity and inclusion, rather than killing any enemy that messes with us.

Unsatisfied with the White House official’s response, Mordock noted that Biden has “had a string of saying things that happened didn’t, things that are easily debunked. Why does he keep doing that?”

“The president was grateful to spend that time with those family members and those troops,” Kirby responded and walked off in a Bidenish shuffle.

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Our alleged president tries to explain 'Bidenomics' as only a houseplant could

If somehow it was possible to donate at least half a brain to our so called President Joe Biden, he would be known as a half-wit. Everyone knows that he no longer operates on a functioning cerebral cortex as his dementia is not only obvious, but has become embarrassing to the Democrats and most of the media.

Biden's handler[s] seem to believe that the American public is stupid, thinking we don't see it, but as Trump might say, 'it's all over the place.'

His team believes the only problem with Babbling Biden is simply the messaging, not the messenger, and if those damn conservative understood his policies better, we would 'get it.' We would see how splendid "his plans" are and we'd all hold hands and sing Kumbaya. 

But they are wrong--we understand the plans and policies because they affect our income and our quality of life in myriad ways. They cost us hundreds of dollars each month and by one count, $709 more a month. Make no mistake about it--we know the price of eggs and bread, even while leftists like Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) shows off her $12 pint of ice cream in her $24,000 freezer. We know and we remember.

Here's the joke: the Biden regime sent Joe out with a whiteboard (à la Carl Rove) on X, to explain to us dummies just how "Bidenomics" works and why it's better than unicorns farting rainbows.

"I came to office determined to change the economic direction of this country and to move from trickle-down economics to my middle out, bottom up vision: "Bidenomics," the venal houseplant slurred and forgetting to actually write it on the whiteboard as they're flashing words on it to help him as he obviously and poorly reads from a script, barely able to pronounce the words "trickle down economics."

I came to office determined to change the economic direction of this country and to move from trickle-down economics to my middle out, bottom up vision:

Bidenomics. pic.twitter.com/kvOz81iGSO— President Biden (@POTUS) August 25, 2023

Watch how someone hands Biden a green Sharpie but he never actually uses it other than to check boxes next to points he read off from his script. Notice how his voice fades off at the end of sentences and sounding like his battery is running low.

The Biden regime has to lie about the economy because if they told the truth, the Democrats would get slaughtered in the next election cycle and many more after that. They use the term "trickle-down economics" because it was how they attacked President Reagan and now want us to forget the economy during President Trump's first term. Inflation and unemployment were low and we were energy independent,

And the Biden regime didn't create 13 million jobs--they recycled them after they were lost during the forced COVID lockdowns. Wages did not increase under Biden, they fell 2.6% and manufacturing also slowed down significantly.

His blather about the middle class is a lie with the exact opposite being true. Costs for goods and services climbed hundreds of dollars every month--how does that help anyone, including the middle class?

Obama was right about Biden when he said, "Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up."

But you can't blame him completely because that would be like blaming the puppet rather than the guy with his hand up the puppet's butt.

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Biden's brilliant response to questions about Maui devastation

"Ugh! I think it's coming from me"

So called President Joe Biden is finally being sent, by whoever controls him, to Hawaii in the wake of the Maui fire that has killed over a hundred people while more than a thousand are still unaccounted for. It is expected that Biden will read a speech and hopefully not screw it up by telling the families of victims that he shares their pain after his son Beau died fighting fires in firefights in Iraq or some such nonsense.

When Biden was originally asked on August 11th after his 371 days of vacation since taking office to comment on the Maui devastation and if he planned to visit the island he said "we're looking at it." But when he was asked about his thoughts regarding the death toll that had reached 93 at that time he said, "no comment." What kind of a person answers that question with that non answer?

He obviously couldn't be bothered to comment about the people in Maui when he was on yet another one of his many vacations.

But it gets worse. In a video [seen in the tweet below] you see Biden being asked about the death toll and when he answers with "No comment" he smirks and flashes a big wide grin as he responds. I blame it on the remaining brain cell in his head that is on its last breath of life.

Biden’s on vacation, so he’s not taking any questions. pic.twitter.com/SZPZZv1ZDA— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) August 14, 2023

The reporters try to get him to come to talk with them about the Hawaii response, but he gets into his car and takes off, doing as he was likely instructed to do by his unelected handlers.

He has to be more demented than originally believed to think that his signature denture exposure was the appropriate response to the reporters. Clearly his brain is running on empty. Having no notes to rely on, he had to be coached to just say the magic words and the smile was reflexive.

The response "No comment" was a terrible reply to such a question but you got to believe that his handlers told him that whenever he's uncertain how to answer real questions that go beyond his favorite ice cream flavor, he should simply use those two magic words.

For her part, Vice President Kamala Hahaharris gave an answer to that tough question saying that she was "deeply concerned" but didn't go into further detail as she was off to the beach too in Martha's Vineyard.

Joe Biden also spent his weekend at the beach but plans to get back to doing the work of the people as soon as he remembers.

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Jibberish Joe Screws Up Milwaukee Speech on "Bidenomics"

When you really gotta go, you gotta go

Alleged President Joe Biden had a veritable clusterfrack of jibberishly delightful gobble-dee-gook when he appeared in Milwaukee, WI to brag about "Bidenomics." It's actually a smart play on his part if he actually knows what he's doing [doubtful], because it takes the focus away from his shady business dealings involving foreign governments and his crack-smoking whoring son Hunter. 

But let us not kid ourselves, the White House handler[s] sending out positive balderdash on Biden's fiscal policies [aka 'Bidenomics'] are trying to distract the public from the fact that the country is headed by a creepy, hair-sniffing, self-serving, low IQ, lying scumcrumpet with two brain cells, one of which is on life support. As a messenger, Biden is as useful as an ashtray to a blowfish.

The so called 'Bidenomics' lie was put out earlier this year and the administration desperately wants to make that the message they are known for, but the guy they're relying on to present it is to the nation is incompetent and as incoherent as a houseplant.

The President of the United States had a rough start because he didn't even make it to the podium and was nowhere to be found when introduced by Rep. Gwen Moore.

Democrat Rep. Gwen Moore introduces Biden — who is nowhere to be found.

"Uh-oh. Well, I'm a little underwhelmed, aren't you all? I think I messed up." pic.twitter.com/HCeg9tqqEg— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 15, 2023

When he finally found the podium things got worse.

He first tried to brag about passing the oxymoronically named Inflation Reduction Act but sure as what bears do in the woods, "Gibberish Joe" was his old, depends-wearing self.

You've got to click on the link below by RNC Research. If you can understand what Biden is saying, please put it in the comments:

The bipartisan what? pic.twitter.com/zNpmfut39T— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 15, 2023

His babbling is sadly unintelligible and he failed in his attack of Gov. Greg Abbott, which was both senile and false, which isn't easy to do:

Biden stumbles through an attempt at insulting Texas Gov. Greg Abbott pic.twitter.com/LrQhmHKnSn— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) August 15, 2023

BIDEN: Texas, the state of Texas, the very...enlighted governor, a very state of Texas has, a signific... highest number of wind and solar facilities, I think of any state in the nation, and it's cheaper than fossil fuel. (Whispers) He wants to shut them down. Isn't that enlighted?

Wind and solar is not "cheaper" than fossil fuels but the left would have us believe that lie. While building wind or solar facilities is cheaper at the start, they are much less efficient and have huge long-term maintenance costs and do not produce cheaper energy. Biden was making sounds from his mouth but they were lies.

There is no evidence Gov. Abbott wants to shut down the wind and solar facilities--it seems that Biden pulled those facts from his nether regions.

And then he told the old familiar blarney about the Amtrak choo-choo train story that has been

 debunked many times over in which he spins the yarn about an Amtrak conductor who told him, when he was VP, that he rode millions of miles on AF2l and Amtrak. Except that conductor retired in 1992 and died in 2014 before Biden even reached a million miles [in 2015].

And Biden claims he has "cut the debt" by $1.7 trillion, His son Beau died in Iraq. He had two college scholarships. He graduated in the top half of his law school class. And he went up against Corn Pop.

His lips were moving.

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Biden hears the invisible person calling as he gets up and leaves MSNBC interview while still going on

When softball interviews are too difficult for our alleged president to successfully pull off without looking and sounding like a patient on the Alzheimer floor of a nursing home, you know he's in trouble. But when you realize that the viewers who watched the clusterfrack take place in real time would still vote for this decrepit, brain addled man over any Republican for a second term, you know the country is in trouble.

Nicole Wallace, the MSNBC host of "Deadline" was finishing up her powderpuff, wiffle ball interview with Biden when he slowly stood up, got out of his seat, shook her hand, and wandered off stage.

Being the consummate professional that she tries to be, Wallace went for the save. "Mr. President, thank you," she said as he shook her hand.

In a clip, Biden can be seen walking off set behind Wallace as she then looks into the camera previewing her next segment. You can watch the clip here.

“Don’t go anywhere, it’s a very exciting day around here,” Wallace told the audience. “We’ll have reaction and analysis [without any annoying fact checking] to everything we just heard from the president.”

Biden ends his MSNBC interview and just gets up and walks off set while they're still live pic.twitter.com/0NHfeugavE

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire)

Biden, an old 80, had several other clusterfrack moments in the interview, including when he thought he was brilliantly quoting the U.S. Constitution when it was the Declaration of Independence [you know, the thing] that he was quoting when discussing the Supreme Court’s ruling that race-based college admissions are illegal.

"I'm coming, Honey"

“Its value system is different, and its respect for our institutions is different,” Biden said of the Supreme Court. “And in that sense, it’s not as embracing of all, what I think the con—the Constitution says, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men and women are created equal, endowed by their creator.’ It’s the uniqueness of America – we’ve never fully lived up to it, we never walked away from it. And this court seems to say, ‘No, that’s not always the case.’ The idea that there’s no right of privacy in the Constitution, giving states power that we fought a war over in 1960 [sic]. You know, I just think it’s — this is not your father’s Republican Party.”

The quote that Biden said was from the Constitution is from the second paragraph in the Declaration of Independence.

But so what? You can't fault the Big Guy for every little mistake or you'd be viewed as a racist or something.

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Biden in NC is as confused as a dyslexic spider weaving a web

You know what should scare us? When the President thinks the greatest existential threat to the world is global warming, and when it's obvious that even you and I could do a better job than he would do, if he was actually doing the job as President without some entity controlling his strings. Seriously, I have personally seen more cognitively astute patients in nursing homes than Joe Biden. No joke.

His confusion was blatantly obvious on Thursday when he met publicly with UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. The President mush-mouthed incoherently at different points and even forgot Winston Churchill's name [hint: it's Winston Churchill]. Biden even called PM Sunak "Mr. President."

Following the "Trump must've put the sandbag there" fall at an Air Force commencement ceremony, our alleged POTUS had to be pointed in the right direction everywhere he was supposed to go during a Washington, D.C. Marine Barracks parade. He moved cautiously with practically no coordinated arm swing, one of the signs of dementia.

Then on Monday, the air ghost visited him again and he went to shake hands with it during the Kansas City Chiefs' White House visit.

However, the real zinger was when the world's most eminent doctor and President-handler, Doctor Jill Biden, was supposed to introduce her husband and leader of the free world, but he was MIA. Joe was nowhere to be found and Doctor Biden looked as if she was going to have a cow while jokingly said to someone that "we forgot those two." In spite of her laughing nervously, she was as tense as a first time tightrope walker as she made her way up to the podium.

Where was Joe? Was he with some young girl and her hair? Where is he?

Check the video shown in the tweet by the RNC below.

Jill Biden, Ed.D., takes the stage in North Carolina before realizing she left Joe behind: "We forgot those two" pic.twitter.com/xUnL2gBo2a

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 9, 2023

In another clip when the speech was over, Joe tried to crack a joke and began carefully walking over to the people behind him and mumbled something to them while Doctor Biden watched him like a momma hen and seems to gesture for someone to come over and help him.

BIDEN: "They're looking like, 'What's he gonna do next?'" pic.twitter.com/EhONYzxD0S

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 9, 2023

Worse, however, was how Biden looked after posing for photos on stage with a group of people. At one point, he did a fake lunge at someone, possibly a young girl with nice smelling hair. Then you can see him move his head back and forth looking confused like people were speaking Mandarin or Greek until someone comes over and whispers in his ear, most probably to tell him which way to go as he then walks gingerly to a ramp.

Biden is VERY confused after ending his speech pic.twitter.com/Paqp3dkWu7

— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 9, 2023

Actual Doctor Ronny Jackson said a while ago that Biden is showing clear signs of cognitive decline [aka dementia] but Democrats don't care as long as their party remains in power, regardless of the outcomes facing the country.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind, and probably yours, that the person who is really running the country is not Biden and has not been elected by the people. That should concern every American, but the Democrats rationalize this situation saying, "At least he isn't Trump."

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Biden confuses Maryland with Iraq yet again: tells Marines where he thinks his son died

PINO Joe Biden mumbled to Marines stationed in Japan, telling them that his son Beau died in the Iraq War. 

[H/T NY Post]

Is Biden just being Joe and lying through his dentures, or has his myriad lies morph into what he believes to be the truth? Either way, he's unfit to serve in public office, like so many other Democrats that do, based only on their political party affiliation.

The Post obtained an exclusive video making the same incorrect claim at least twice last year and the amazing thing is that the Democrats are okay with it.

“My son was a major in the US Army. We lost him in Iraq,” Biden mush-mouthed during an informal visit with US Marines at Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni on Thursday. However, the traveling press corps was kept away at a distance and could not hear the lie, but it isn't as if keeping them away from Biden was unusual--it's the administration's modus operandi. 

Of course, the White House didn't put out an official transcript of Biden's speech because that would expose the lie.

The White House press office, which did not immediately respond to a request by The Post for comment Monday, has implemented unprecedented restrictions on journalistic access during Biden’s time in office.

Biden said in October 2022 that his son Beau “lost his life in Iraq” and claimed the following month that Iraq was “where my son died.”  But Beau died in 2015 of brain cancer at Walter Reed military hospital in Bethesda, Maryland, which isn't very close to Iraq, even by jet.

The Post sees Biden's lies as a "political liability" but I disagree. I believe the left sees Biden as a benign old man who is less controversial than Donald Trump, and many would vote for him in spite of his serious dementia. In fact, his dementia is a feature, not a flaw, when going against former President Trump.

A Washington Post-ABC poll released earlier this month found that just 32% of the public is oblivious enough to believe Biden has the mental sharpness required to serve as president. Seriously, you would have to live in a cave or your nether regions to think that about Biden.

Beau Biden died at age 46 after being groomed to carry on his dad’s political legacy. After his death, Beau's brother, Hunter, carried on his own legacy by having an affair with Beau's wife.

In other public lies, Biden blamed Beau’s fatal cancer to “burn pits” that disposed of military waste during Beau’s nearly yearlong deployment to Iraq in 2008 and 2009.

Biden's handler[s] sees the press both as friend and foe. In February, his aides left almost all of the traveling press pool behind when Biden made a surprise visit to Kyiv. The administration notified the Russian military of his plans, just not the American press.

Biden has held  fewer press conferences and granted far fewer interviews than his recent predecessors because to do so would expose his inability to handle questions, even those that the administration had pre-screened and had written down the answers for babbling Biden.

Even former newspaper The New York Times, noted in April that “[s]ince taking office, he has not done a single interview with reporters from a major newspaper.”

A few more of his lies include: in 2022, Biden told Israeli athletes that he had once tried to get a walk-on tryout for the National Football League. Before that, he claimed to have driven an 18-wheeler; that he had been appointed to the Naval Academy by the late Sen. J. Caleb Boggs (R-DE) in 1965 which a search failed to prove; that his uncle Frank Biden won a Purple Heart at the Battle of the Bulge in WW2; and in January 2022 told students at historically black colleges in Atlanta that he had been arrested during the civil rights protests--for which there is also no evidence.

But one of his most blatant lies is when he also claimed in 1987 that he “graduated with three degrees from college,” was named “the outstanding student in the political science department,” “went to law school on a full academic scholarship — the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship” and ”ended up in the top half” of his class. 

He graduated with one degree and initially dropped out for low grades, was at the near bottom of his class and even back then, while not suffering from dementia, was a suffering fool and plagiarist.

Nothing Biden says should be believed without verifying. 

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There is no excuse for Biden's reaction to the Nashville mass shooting: he starts off with jokes

This is our alleged President

I am livid. 

There is absolutely no excuse for the President of the United States to take such a serious situation as a mass shooting of three 9-year-old children and three adults and start off with levity. Okay, perhaps the only excuse one could imagine is if that so called President was suffering from dementia, possibly near the end stages. But the leftist press isn't going to show you that part of Biden's speech in which he started off with jokes. No, they'll only show the part in which he finally spoke about sympathy.

I have never heard of any world leader be so offensive. Never. Just get a load [below] of this cretin's address to his audience in the New York Post's video that most leftist outlets didn't include, save for ABC. This was how he started off what was supposed to be his addressing the mass shooting.

Even the crowd of loyal clapping seals did not seem to mind his pre-staged-sadness speech. They came for what they thought would be the commemoration of lives lost, and stayed for the dribbles and giggles.

Biden mush-mouthed for over two minutes about bullcrap: how's he's Doctor Jill Biden's husband, how much he likes ice cream and has lots of it in his freezer, no joke, and then pointed out some "good-looking kids" in the audience, I'm surprised he didn't sniff their hair. 

He finally, and perhaps reluctantly, got to the Nashville tragedy.

Tim Meads of the Daily Wire tweeted:

This is single handedly the most offensive thing I have ever witnessed from the office of the president.

Biden jokes as the audience laughs about ice cream, good looking kids, and his sister for more than two minutes before addressing the Nashville shooting. pic.twitter.com/2L3L90Hl2I

Fox News anchors appeared stunned that Biden was making light of what happened and quickly cut away from his remarks, which tells us something about the changes of Fox News.

“John, we’ll jump back in here, uhm, considering the moment,” a shaken Martha McCallum said in disbelief. “There’s a shooting that just happened, that left three children dead, three adults dead, and we were told that he would be addressing this off the top.”

“Yeah, it’s rather surprising, I thought that somber president would have come to the podium and would have addressed this school shooting,” her colleague said.

They should have let the video fully play. This is real news--this is who Biden is and the nation needs to see him for the buffoon they elected: a barely sentient, unintelligent and highly corrupt career politician who spoke about the horrible shooting in a way that sounded as if it was a 'necessary evil' that he was forced to deal with because his unelected handler(s) made him do it.

I truly hope he gets impeached and kicked out of office.

Biden's full remarks can be read here.

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