Joe Biden claims to be 'a hell of a lot smarter' than most Democrats

Former alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden, in what can only be described as vintage Sleepy Joe fashion, decided to drop this gem on the mourners at Rev. Jesse Jackson's funeral service Friday: "I'm a hell of a lot smarter than most of you."

He was speaking primarily to a crowd of Democrats and civil rights figures, and while Snopes didn't actually rate the remark "Mostly True," it sure feels on-brand for the guy who can't help but remind everyone he's the sharpest tool in the shed, even when the shed is a memorial service.

This oddball line came while Biden was reflecting on his childhood stutter, a topic he's brought up countless times. He noted how people mocked him for it, assuming it meant he wasn't bright. "If I told you I had a cleft palate or clubfoot, none of you would have laughed," Biden said. "But it’s OK to laugh at stuttering. … It’s the one place where people think you’re stupid."

Then came the zinger: "Oh, really? I’m a hell of a lot smarter than most of you," he added, before quickly pivoting back with, "But all kidding aside, it makes you feel really small."All kidding aside, folks, Joe Biden remains a walking gaffe machine.

And every event he makes about himself.

The memorial took place at the House of Hope arena in Chicago, where hundreds gathered to honor Jackson's life and his massive left-leaning legacy. Former presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton were there, along with Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Rev. Al Sharpton, and other big Democratic names. They praised Jackson for founding the Rainbow PUSH Coalition, running for president in 1984 and 1988, boosting Black voter turnout, and reshaping the party's coalition.Biden, who often talks about overcoming his stutter, tied his remarks to resilience and the pain of being ridiculed as a kid.

Later in his speech, Biden veered into another classic tangent, declaring that "the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world" in terms of population by 2050. He recalled telling Jackson about a trip to see Nelson Mandela in South Africa: "I remember telling Jesse that I knew a guy, in South Africa," former President Biden recalled. "I was going to go see name is Nelson Mandela. And, I'm Jesse saying, how are you going? You guys actually see him, by the way? You know, the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world in terms of population of the year 2050, the largest in the entire world. Watch, man. Watch."

Joe's "Deer in the Headlights" look

The "smarter than most of you" line has already joined the ever-growing Biden gaffe hall of fame, and social media lit up with reactions. Under one repost from Libs of TikTok, a commenter nailed it: "That’s a strange line to deliver at a memorial service."

Another user summed it up perfectly: "Never ending comedy from this guy. So happy he’s back in public."

Outside Biden's head-scratchers, the service stayed focused on Jackson's enduring impact as a civil rights icon who built bridges, championed marginalized communities, and helped modernize the Democratic Party's approach to inclusion and participation.

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Anti-Semite and civil rights figure Jesse Jackson endorses atheist Bernie Sanders

Like Bill Clinton sharing the stage with blatant anti-Semite Louis Farrakhan, Bernie Sanders is now on the political stage with another anti-Semite: Jesse Jackson.

Jackson, you may recall, referred to Jews as "Hymies" and to New York City as "Hymietown." 

How freaking lovely.

Jackson, a former failed presidential candidate in 1984 and 1988 [due, in part, to his anti-Semitic sentiments] is backing Sen. Bernie Sanders for the Democratic presidential nomination as he trails brain-compromised Joe Biden for the nomination.

Don't let Sanders fool you--he calls himself a Jew, but he's only a secular Jew, but otherwise, he's an atheist.

Jackson, an old civil rights leader said in a statement he will appear alongside Sanders at an event in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Sunday. He praised Sanders

for committing to tackle issues that are of significance to the African-American community, and Jackson may be hoping that Sanders, if elected, will call for reparations for all black people by all white people for something the white people didn't do and the black people didn't have done to them. Makes perfect sense . . . if stealing is your thing.

"With the exception of Native Americans, African Americans are the people who are most behind socially and economically in the United States and our needs are not moderate. A people far behind cannot catch up choosing the most moderate path," Jackson said.

Without exception, the Jews in America, are the most targeted group for hate crimes, but for Jackson, they're merely "Hymies" and deserve it.

Jackson bloviated on: "The most progressive social and economic path gives us the best chance to catch up and Senator Bernie Sanders represents the most progressive path. That's why I choose to endorse him today."

Jackson said former Vice President Joe Biden's campaign did not reach out to him or ask for his support and that was a blow to his enormous ego. But Sanders did reach out and reminded Jackson that he backed him in his failed 1988 campaign against Biden and others.

Jackson challenged Sanders to select an African-American woman as his running mate, which Jackson said the senator would give "the highest consideration." Because for Democrats, it doesn't matter where you were born, where or if you went to school, what you know, how smart and competent you are; what matters are your genitals, intersectional victimhood status, and your melanin level.

Sanders is currently focusing on Michigan, a key battleground state where more than 100 delegates are up for grabs Tuesday. 

Hopefully, Joe Biden doesn't think he's in Minnesota.

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Bernie gets booed over 'intersectionality' at 'She The People" circus

Much of this is true and much of this is satire. Hopefully, you will easily see the difference.

Sen. Bernie Sanders (Communist-VT) is one crazy radical dude. And while many of his co-campaigners on the far left may have endorsed many of his bat-crap crazy ideas, such as allowing murderers like the Boston Marathon bomber to vote while serving time in prison, claiming everyone on the right is a racist, sexist, homophobe and endorsing the Green New Deal written in crayon by Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose, he still may not be woke enough.

Wednesday night at the "She the People" event in Houston may have proved that Sanders and his band of crazy socialists have a very long way to go to win the primary for the 2020 presidential election.

The conference was dedicated to improving the role and giving greater voice of women of color in politics. The event was billed as a "presidential forum," and, in addition to Sanders, both Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) and Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA) had speaking slots, all aimed at pandering to minorities who continue to buy into the trickery and false promises.

When he was asked, "What do you believe is the federal government's role to fight against the rise of white nationalism and white terrorist acts, and how do you plan to lead on that in your first year as president?" Sanders responded by accusing current President Trump of "demagoguery," and then launching into a platform speech about raising the minimum wage, expanding health care, and opening up immigration policies.

The crowd wasn't satisfied with the balderdash, and, according to The Blaze,  booed and hissed at the old socialist fart's answer.

Host Joy Ann Reid, a woman of color herself who got away with homophobic tweets in the past, saw that Sanders hadn't addressed the issue of white supremacy specifically. She tried to circle back with Sanders, asking him again what he would do as President to address "white supremacist violence to protect our communities."

Sanders responded by noting that he'd been a champion of Civil Rights -- back in the 1960s.

"Oh, right. Absolutely," he said. "I know I date myself a little bit here, but I actually was at the march on Washington with Dr. [Martin Luther] King back in 1963."

That's when the crowd really lost it, heckling "we know!" and pressing Sanders for an actual answer to the freaking question.

This time, Sanders responded by reminding the crowd that he was an early supporter of Jesse Jackson: ""as somebody who actively supported Jesse Jackson's campaign, as one of the few white elected officials to do so in '88, I have dedicated my life to the fight against racism, and sexism, and discrimination of all forms."

It wasn't exactly what the crowd wanted to hear because it was just as much a "nothing answer" and the booing and heckling continued, causing Sanders to have gas and almost a loss of bladder control.

So-called reporters tried to play it down but Sanders came across as an old man who spends a lot of his time reminiscing about how small a contribution he made to the world in all his years taking from it.

Let's remember, the dude was kicked off a kibbutz for not doing his fair share of the work. Kicked off a kibbutz!

Priceless.


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Aretha's funeral became a leftist event with a tastelessly short dress

Detroit -- A day meant for mourning for America's Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, became a classless bashing of President Trump. Some of those who tongue-lashed him have questionable histories themselves.

The service was held in Detroit [aka 'Motown'] for Ms. Franklin who died of pancreatic cancer August 16th; she was 76. Rather than using the sad occasion to show respect for her, several of the virtueless used it as an opportunity to virtue-signal.

Perhaps the most blatant virtue-signaler is the fake Rev. Al Sharpton[gue].

In a previous attack, the race-baiting Sharpton misspelled the word respect and used the faux pas to attack President Trump in that low-class way he has. [I mean no disrespict].

"You know, the other Sunday on my show, I misspelled 'Respect,' and a lot of y'all corrected me," the racist pig said. "Now, I want y'all to help me correct President Trump to teach him what it means.

"And I say that because when word went out that Ms. Franklin passed, Trump said, 'She used to work for me."

With hatred in his heart, the racist continued, pretending to speak from authority. "No, she used to perform for you. She worked for us. Aretha never took orders from nobody but God."

If you know anything at all about Sharpton [I have trouble calling him 'Rev.'] you know how ironic Sharpton's virtue-signaling is. If you don't know anything about Sharpton, Google his name and the following: Tawana Brawley, Crown Heights riots, tax evasion and

The tastelessly short dress worn byAriana Grande
as seen by Bill Clinton

Then there is the pretentiously verbose Michael Eric Dyson [who, like the Dyson vacuum cleaner, sucks].

Dyson had this to say about our president at the funeral of Aretha Franklin: "You lugubrious leech, you dopey doppelgänger of deceit and deviance, you lethal liar, you dimwitted dictator, you foolish fascist. She ain't work for you."

Dyson was referring to the comment Trump made about Ms. Franklin at a recent Cabinet meeting when he recalled the singer's performances at a Trump casino in New Jersey after it first opened.

In the video below in which Dyson debates Jordan Peterson on the race issue, watch how rude and sophomoric he comes off, grunting and acting like a jerk as he goes up against Peterson, a man with a superior intellect to his.

Dyson's the jerk in the spectacles who, like Al Sharpton and his buddy, Louis Farrakhan, see everything in terms of skin color. Of course, in Farrakhan's case, he, like Sharpton, also hate Jews as well as white folks. By the way, Farrakhan was also at the funeral and people just adored him.

Next comes the Rev. [?] Jesse Jackson, a Democrat who ran for president in 1984 [nearly turning Orwell's book of the same title into a non-fiction work] and again in 1988. In his eulogy to Franklin, he veered off to the left and said, "Aretha was on the battleground for 60 years. We have long lines to celebrate death, and short lines for voting. Something is missing. If you leave here today and don't register to vote [Democratic, he meant], you're dishonoring Aretha."

Thankfully, none of the politicians turned the event into a partisan cluster-muck. Former President Bill Clinton was too busy checking out Ariana Grande's caboose and wheels, and former Attorney General Eric "Obama's Wingman" Holder was too busy thinking about running in 2020.

Rep. Brenda Lawrence (D-Mich.) had the grace to recognize Senator John McCain, whose funeral is Saturday.

President Trump did not attend Ms. Franklin's funeral but you know he tweeted about her passing: "The Queen of Soul, Aretha Franklin, is dead. She was a great woman, with a wonder gift from God, her voice. [Good thing he made that clear so that people living under rocks will understand.] She will be missed."

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Wild Bill and Jessie sneak peaks at Grande's grand quads, etc., at Aretha Franklin's funeral

Ariana Grande, the immature 25-year-old doughnut-licking singer, was dressed in a suggestive, mid-quadriceps, [right up to her rectus femoris] black dress at the funeral for a much better singer, Aretha Franklin.

Looking on as she sang Carole King's "Natural Woman" was Bill "It Isn't Just A Cigar" Clinton, hands folded in his lap, smile on his face, and his mind in the gutter.

This appears to be the way Bill rolls. He did the same at President Trump's inauguration eye-screwing Ivanka Trump and was caught in the act by his frumpy wife, Hillary Clinton, the woman who lost the presidential election to Donald Trump.

Here's the video. While you're at it, take a look at Jesse Jackson--he pretends to be disinterested but watch closely.

Some things never change.


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Breaking: 3 Shot in Alabama church. Sharpton/Jackson unavailable

The shooter, a black man, shot and wounded a black woman and her infant child and a white pastor inside an Alabama church.

Michael Jackson, the Dallas County DA said the alleged shooter, James Minter, was arrested after the shooting which took place at the Oasis Church in East Selma, Alabama.

Michael Jackson said the shooting stems from a domestic dispute between Minter and the woman, and because Minter is black, race could not possibly be an issue. [Okay, he simply said that race is not an issue--I added the other part.]

Minter is being held at the Dallas County jail without bond.

The Revs. Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson (no relation to the Dallas County DA) were not available to offer solace to the injured pastor, a colleague of the cloth. Perhaps if the pastor were not melanin-challenged they would have come to his bedside.

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