Joe Biden claims to be 'a hell of a lot smarter' than most Democrats

Former alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden, in what can only be described as vintage Sleepy Joe fashion, decided to drop this gem on the mourners at Rev. Jesse Jackson's funeral service Friday: "I'm a hell of a lot smarter than most of you."

He was speaking primarily to a crowd of Democrats and civil rights figures, and while Snopes didn't actually rate the remark "Mostly True," it sure feels on-brand for the guy who can't help but remind everyone he's the sharpest tool in the shed, even when the shed is a memorial service.

This oddball line came while Biden was reflecting on his childhood stutter, a topic he's brought up countless times. He noted how people mocked him for it, assuming it meant he wasn't bright. "If I told you I had a cleft palate or clubfoot, none of you would have laughed," Biden said. "But it’s OK to laugh at stuttering. … It’s the one place where people think you’re stupid."

Then came the zinger: "Oh, really? I’m a hell of a lot smarter than most of you," he added, before quickly pivoting back with, "But all kidding aside, it makes you feel really small."All kidding aside, folks, Joe Biden remains a walking gaffe machine.

And every event he makes about himself.

The memorial took place at the House of Hope arena in Chicago, where hundreds gathered to honor Jackson's life and his massive left-leaning legacy. Former presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton were there, along with Hillary Clinton, Kamala Harris, Rev. Al Sharpton, and other big Democratic names. They praised Jackson for founding the Rainbow PUSH Coalition, running for president in 1984 and 1988, boosting Black voter turnout, and reshaping the party's coalition.Biden, who often talks about overcoming his stutter, tied his remarks to resilience and the pain of being ridiculed as a kid.

Later in his speech, Biden veered into another classic tangent, declaring that "the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world" in terms of population by 2050. He recalled telling Jackson about a trip to see Nelson Mandela in South Africa: "I remember telling Jesse that I knew a guy, in South Africa," former President Biden recalled. "I was going to go see name is Nelson Mandela. And, I'm Jesse saying, how are you going? You guys actually see him, by the way? You know, the continent of Africa is going to be the largest continent in the world in terms of population of the year 2050, the largest in the entire world. Watch, man. Watch."

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The "smarter than most of you" line has already joined the ever-growing Biden gaffe hall of fame, and social media lit up with reactions. Under one repost from Libs of TikTok, a commenter nailed it: "That’s a strange line to deliver at a memorial service."

Another user summed it up perfectly: "Never ending comedy from this guy. So happy he’s back in public."

Outside Biden's head-scratchers, the service stayed focused on Jackson's enduring impact as a civil rights icon who built bridges, championed marginalized communities, and helped modernize the Democratic Party's approach to inclusion and participation.

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Biden calls Black Democratic Maryland Gov. "boy"

Not a day goes by that we need to worry that our President will fail us when it comes to saying something outrageous or plain stupid. However, aside from the "they'll put y'all back in chains" comment and referring to former President Barack Obama as clean and intelligent, implying that this is unusual for Black people, Biden has been fairly good at not saying racist crap.

Until Wednesday.

The President mumbled to a group of International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers union member in Lanham, Maryland. It isn't known whether he told a story of how he wired his own house and believes more minorities need to not be scared of electricity, but he did manage to screw up.

He made reference to former wide receiver on the Johns Hopkins University football team and current Democratic Gov. Wes Moore, 44, “He’s the real deal, and the boy looked like he could still play,” the president said. “He got some guns on him.”



The word 'boy' is listed on Merriam-Webster's online dictionary in part as "dated, offensive; a male servant or an enslaved man." The add that the word is used in a "disparaging" way "to address a man of color and especially a Black man."

Now we all know that the words Biden speaks usually are words he is told to say, but when he goes off Teleprompter, this is what we get. 

If a Republican or former President Trump used that word, the left would call for their impeachment and everyone knows it. But when you have the mainstream media on your side covering for you, or conveniently not reporting what they should, you get an old guy who is obviously in late cognitive decline but is not being pushed to be tested.

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State Dept. undoes Biden's clusterfrack of questioning of Pakistan's ability to secure their nukes

"Never underestimate Joe's ability to f*** things up." -- Barack Obama

Alleged President Joseph Robinette Biden questioned Pakistan's ability to keep its nuclear weapons safe and also referred to them as "one of the most dangerous nations in the world." Of course, while Pakistan isn't a great ally of the United States, they are still considered an ally and Biden must therefore be considered a functional moron.

Our so-called President made his offending mush-mouthed mumblings last week at a Democrat Party event at a private home in California. While commenting on nuclear weapons he mentioned Pakistan while bragging about his warm, personal 'bro' relationship with China's dictator Xi Jinping.

“I’ve spent more time with Xi Jinping than any person in — any head of state in Amer- — in the world,” Biden bragged, as if that was a good thing. He went on to lie further saying that he traveled 17,000 miles with Xi, which had earned our Forrest Gump of a president four “Pinocchios” from the Washington Post last year.

Next our feckless leader discussed Pakistan.

“This is a guy [Xi] who understands what he wants but has an enormous, enormous array of problems. How do we handle that?” Biden jabbered. “How do we handle that relative to what’s going on in Russia? And what I think is maybe one of the most dangerous nations in the world: Pakistan. Nuclear weapons without any cohesion.”

“So, folks, there’s a lot going on. A lot going on,” he pontificated and repeated the same words to sound as if he wasn't joking. He also did not return to elaborate on his opinion of Pakistan because he likely forgot that he mentioned them before his brain cell fell asleep.

Dawn, a Pakistani newspaper reported on Saturday that the Pakistan Prime Minister's office called Biden's words as “factually incorrect and misleading,” demanding that “unnecessary comments” should be avoided, but never once mentioning that the US President is not actually sentient and should not be taken seriously by world leaders.

Pakistan's Foreign Affairs Ministry quickly summoned the U.S. Ambassador to Islamabad Donal Blome after the speech's transcript was released and requested the ambassador deliver a demarche on President Biden’s comments.

“Pakistan’s disappointment and concern was conveyed to the US envoy on the unwarranted remarks, which were not based on ground reality or facts,” the Foreign Affairs Ministry’s press release read.

Principal Deputy Spokesperson of the U.S. Department of State Vendal Patel addressed the growing clusterfrack on Tuesday, telling reporters, “the United States is confident of Pakistan’s commitment and its ability to secure nuclear assets.”

“The U.S. has always viewed a secure and prosperous Pakistan as critical to U.S. interests. And more broadly, the U.S. values our longstanding cooperation with Pakistan,” Patel added.

By the time Patel intervened, most Pakistani leaders had condemned Amtrak Joe. 

Pakistan’s Foreign Affairs Minister Bilawal Bhutto Zardari told reporters on Saturday that he was surprised by Biden’s comments, noting that Biden’s concerns over Pakistan’s nuclear weapon safety had not been raised by U.S. officials to him during his recent visit to the United States in September — when our U.Sless. Secretary of Defense Antony Blinken defended the sale of U.S. weapons to Pakistan.

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The Islamic nation’s Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif responded to Biden’s comments through his Twitter account on Saturday with a post that read, “Pakistan is a responsible nuclear state and we are proud that our nuclear assets have the best safeguards as per IAEA requirements.” Can I get an Allahu Akbar.

“We take these safety measures with the utmost seriousness. Let no one have any doubts,” he asserted.

Nawaz Sharif, the prime minister’s brother and himself a former prime minister, also responded to Biden’s comments, writing, “our nuclear program is in no way a threat to any country," [except, perhaps India].

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VP of Untied States, Kamala Hahaharris speaks in Lousiana

Vice President of the Untied States, Kamala Hahaharris began her week with yet another debacle in New Orleans in front of a White House graphic in which Louisiana was misspelled, possibly by herself, but more likely by an intern who graduated a once prestigious school with a degree in Transgender Studies.

Hahaharris attend a music festival cum political event, Essence Fest, over the weekend.  

The event focused on social issues, particularly those affecting Black women, but unfortunately, spelling wasn't on the agenda. She sat in a 30-minute interview and social media, as is their wont, mocked her for sitting under the misspelled Louisiana graphic below the vice presidential seal. 

Whether or not she and the interviewer realized the misspelling, they never addressed it during the gab session. 

But social media did:

"It's a perfect metaphor for her entire administration," wrote one Twitter user.

Hahaharris and interviewer Keke Palmer discussed racial issues, because that's all the Democrats have in their quiver. They also spoke about the recent Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade, which gives the states back their democratic ability to decide their individual abortion policies.

Hahaharris condemned the ruling and argued it is part of America's history of claiming "ownership over human bodies."

"We have to recognize we’re a nation that was founded on certain principles that are — that are grounded in the concept of freedom and liberty," Hahaharris said. "We also know that we’ve had a history in this country of government — trying to claim ownership over human bodies."

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But Hahaharris is not a biologist and does not understand that the life inside a woman [which she also cannot define] has its own DNA and is another human life, which the government does not claim ownership, but merely protects in those states where killing that life is now unlawful.

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Biden still hasn't let it sink in just who's President and who's VP

Alleged President Joe Biden on Tuesday once again referred to Kamala Harris as "President Harris" but those of you keeping score, she is allegedly his vice president. It seems the only time Biden sounds somewhat coherent is when he's going after a former president, and even then, he still mumbles his words.

"Last week, President Harris and I stood in the United States Capitol to observe one of those before and after moments in American history," the brain addled Biden said, referencing last year’s Capitol Hill the Jan. 6, 2021 Capitol Hill riot.

Biden, who was speaking about voting rights to students at Spelman College, a historically black university in Atlanta, [where if they don't applaud him, they ain't black] was oblivious to his mistake as he didn't try to correct it. Of course, there is always the possibility that it wasn't a mistake at all. 

He did, however, notice his unintentional use of the words "hell," which he changed to "heck," and "damn," which he revised as "darn." He also changed another word that he had whispered quietly to an aide to "fudge."

Since his obvious cognitive decline, and after taking office, he has frequently referred to his equally incompetent second in command as president, including last month during a cluster-fest of gaffe-heavy appearances at the South Carolina State University commencement ceremony.

"Of course, President Harris is a proud Howard [University] alum," Biden told the crowd at the historically black university.

As with the media, the White House later amended the official transcript and removed that error to cover for Biden.

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Biden also referred to Harris as the president in March of last year while discussing coronavirus vaccines, calling into question as to whether Biden has experienced even one coherent thought since taking office.

Perhaps he really believes Giggles is running the country.

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Biden claims 6,114 military died of Covid but his numbers are off

"I am Joe Biden and I'm happy to be here"

Democrat presidential nominee and barely sentient human being Joe Biden, claimed on Wednesday speaking in Michigan, that 6,114 American military troops have been killed by COVID-19.

He was off by about 6,107. As of this posting, 7 soldiers died of the coronavirus, not thousands.

Beside the fact that Biden's brain would lose a real debate to a bowl of chopped liver, the reason for his mistake was likely due to the fact that he doesn't know his state abbreviations from his elbow.

“Military COVID infected: 118,984,” Biden said while reading off of a note card. “Military COVID deaths: 6,114.”

There have been 40,026 military members infected by the disease that have killed the seven to date.

But a look at the available photos from the Biden event shows his note card stated: "MI COVID Infected: 118,984. MI COVID Deaths: 6814."

Michigan. Biden was speaking in Michigan, abbreviated as "MI." 

I don't know if there is an abbreviation for military--wait, let me Google it--not really. There's MILSPEC, for military specification; and there's MILSTAN for military standard; and there's even a MILSTAR for military strategic and tactical relay. But no MI for military and no actual abbreviation for the word alone.

Biden, even though he was speaking in MI or Michigan, was obviously oblivious to the fact that “MI” was an abbreviation for the state.

Biden's campaign later covered for him, much like the mainstream media does, confirming that he did, indeed, not realize it was an abbreviation for a US state, which, as a presidential hopeful, it might behoove him to know. 

But at least he didn't claim, as Obama did when he first ran for POTUS, that there are 57 states. And Biden, unlike Obama, may even be able to properly pronounce the military Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) "corpsman" with the silent "s."

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Saddle up partners, Biden gaffes again, and again

As predicted by many, Joe Biden's best day as presidential hopeful was his first day after he announced. He gives a whole new meaning to the snack known as Fritos--his snack are his own Free Toes, because he cannot stop putting his foot in his mouth.

His latest gaffe came at a Pride weekend fundraiser in Seattle on Saturday where "Sleepy Joe" tried to show how far we've come in our treatment of the LGBT community. 

The slurring, whispering Biden claimed that merely five years ago, it would have been acceptable for a businessman to make “fun of a gay waiter,” the Washington Examiner reported. 

Sleepy Joe may have thought that if he could get away with talking about not being able to go into a Dunkin Donuts without hearing an Indian accent and still become Vice President, well then, no worries. He could say whatever came to mind.

Those at the fundraiser, which took place at the home of public relations executive and gay rights activist Roger Nyhus, made it clear that wasn't the way it was in Seattle back in the day people were making fun of gay folks.

“Not in Seattle!” people called out, claiming that homophobic comments would not have been condoned in 2014.

The point of Biden’s remarks, delivered as the gay, lesbian and mentally ill transgender community, along with their allies, celebrated Pride Weekend, was that the United States has made progress. He said the hypothetical businessman he spoke of “would not be invited back” today. In other words, he meant well, but expressed himself like an idiot in front of potential donors.

Biden also spoke about how he supported same-sex marriage when he was vice president, ["Sometimes I think Jill is really a guy."]

This gaffe came a microsecond after he tried to undo the Kamala Harris attack on him as being a racist with another gaffe. He was called out by Cory "Bug-Eyes" Booker (D-NJ). 

"That kid wearing a hoodie may very well be the next poet laureate and not a gangbanger," Biden said as if illuminating new information on the progress the black community has made, when it should have been obvious and unnecessary to point out.

Booker, using his best righteous indignation, was not satisfied with how Biden made his point.

"This isn’t about a hoodie. It’s about a culture that sees a problem with a kid wearing a hoodie in the first place," he tweeted on Friday. "Our nominee needs to have the language to talk about race in a far more constructive way."

Goodbye Joe--enjoy the rest of your free toes.

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Should Joe Biden be kicked out of the Democratic Party for making finger-hand rifle

Photo: AP/Nati Harnik

Former potty-mouth Vice President Joe Biden was born too soon--he should have been born around 1990 instead of 1890 so that he could ask for like Alexandria Obviously-Comatose's hand in roommating and like delve into deep intellectual discussions about solutions to the world's problems.

But Biden has never met a sentence he didn't gaffe. The guy is a veritable gaffe-gusher and sometimes it isn't even about what he says, but rather about what he does.

The photo [above] shows barely legal lawyer turned VP, turned presidential hopeful yet again, at the campus of the University of Nebraska-Omaha, from last February. In it he is mimicking shooting a gun as he gaffes at the Chuck Hagel Forum in Global Leadership. Some Democrats, particularly the ones running against him in the 2020 presidential campaign, believe making finger guns or hand rifles should immediately disqualify him from remaining in the Party.

"Here's what I think of people who support the Second Amendment," he said, as he took aim at NRA members and other Second Amendment advocates. "Boom!" he yelled.

On Monday, Sleepy Joe, not unlike his Democratic role model, Maxine Waters, suggested that people need to get physical if they don’t like the way Republicans are doing things.

Boom!

While at the Moral Action Congress of the Poor People’s Campaign in Washington, D.C., [which is not meant to be an oxymoron, but it comes close] Biden was being asked by MSNBC’s Joy "I Hate Gays" Reid how he would get past a majority Republican Senate set to kill anything he wants.

“How would you get past either a majority Republican Senate in which Mitch McConnell was determined to kill all of these ideas or even a Mitch McConnell in the minority who repeated the consistent filibustering when you were vice president and anything that came from the Obama-Biden administration Mitch McConnell considered dead on arrival?” asked Reid.

At first, Biden’s response was pretty reasonable because he didn't have to use anything more than motor memory.

“Joy, I know you’re one of the ones who thinks it’s naive to think we have to work together,” Biden said while looking Reid directly in her left eye. “The fact of the matter is if we can’t get a consensus, nothing happens except the abuse of power by the executive.” [He didn't mean Obama this time.]

Biden noted that the second option was a “brass knuckle fight.” And if that doesn't change hearts and minds, perhaps shooting us would help him get things done politically.

To his credit, Biden isn't quite as simple-minded as Alexandria Obviously-Comatose, but still, it's too bad that he's so old and she's younger than his socks.


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Biden and his 'core values'

In his announcement video he revealed on Thursday, Joe Biden said in part:

"[T]he core values of this nation, our standing in the world, our very democracy, everything that has made America, America, is at stake. 

"That’s why today I’m announcing my candidacy for President of the United States. 

"Folks, America’s an idea, an idea that’s stronger than any army, bigger than any ocean, more powerful than any dictator or tyrant. It gives hope to the most desperate people on earth, it guarantees that everyone is treated with dignity and gives hate no safe harbor. It instills in every person in this country the belief that no matter where you start in life, there’s nothing you can’t achieve if you work at it."

So what are some of Uncle Joe's 'core values'?

For starters, in 2007, Biden made his approach on abortion crystal clear. He said that he'd vote to defend and expand abortions at all times: “I will not vote to curtail a woman’s right to choose abortion.” But he would vote to curtail the rights of the voiceless.

But the bigger core value may be the valuing of his being one of the guys. In spite of his bemoaning with the Anita Hill v Clarence Thomas hearings in 1991, let's not forget that Biden failed to protect Hill from the all white guy attacks from the committee.

For example, the one from Democratic senator Howell Heflen:

“In trying to determine whether you are telling falsehoods or not, I’ve got to determine what your motivation might be,” he said. “Are you a scorned woman? Do you have a martyr complex? Do you see yourself coming out of this as a hero in the civil-rights movement?”

“No,” Hill answered.

Biden also failed to call forward three witnesses who could have backed up Hill’s claims of sexual harassment, possibly indicating a sort of "men's club bias," but more likely indicating just how chuckle-headed he is.

Also, former congresswoman Pat Schroeder (D-CO) was in office during the Thomas confirmation. She lobbied on Anita Hill’s behalf, telling the WashingtonPost in November 2017 that when female lawmakers expressed their concern to Biden that the hearings were being rushed, they found themselves coming up against the boy’s club of the U.S. Senate:

"We went to see Biden, because we were so frustrated by it. And he literally kind of pointed his finger and said, you don’t understand how important one’s word was in the Senate, that he had given his word to [Sen. John Danforth (R-Mo.), Thomas’s chief sponsor] in the men’s gym that this would be a very quick hearing, and he had to get it out before Columbus Day."

So far we see that Biden's core values are infanticide and sexism. Of course the left won't see the former that way because they don't see killing a baby up until delivery as immoral or even as killing. But the sexism thing might just be Biden's undoing.

In his first 24 hours of fundraising,  Joe Biden earned $6.3 million in donations. His campaign claims that of his 96,926 donors, 97% of them contributed fewer than $200. Bernie Sanders is shaking in his Adult Depends.

While some may believe that Biden waited too long and allowed Bernie to set the stage on policy. But allowing Sanders to go to the head of the classless has created havoc for dirt-eaters like Bobby O'Rourke, who may have raked in the dough at the start, but may end up having to make pizza with it at the end of the run. 

Also, with Sanders advocating crazy things like the Green New Deal, "Medicaid for All" and permitting murderers serving time to vote, this being unpopular with the public may be an advantage to Biden.

But for him to tout America's 'core values' is a perversion of the term.

Probably Biden''s best day was on Thursday, his first day. As a walking gaffe machine, it's only a matter of time for him to screw up again and offends his way out of the race.

Maybe he can get a job as a cab driver in Vermont.


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AOC thinks like a 1st grader as she tweets another gaffe

Rep. Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose (Socialist-NY) is the gift that keeps on giving, especially when it comes to proving that the left never quite depends on verifying the facts and proving herself to be an idiot in lipstick.

One of the socialist's tweets backfired on Thursday when she tried attacking Republicans over a picture of a politician stood next to a cardboard cutout of her.

The low-functioning legislator tweeted:

"GOP: Let's pose our older male members next to cardboard cutouts of young female legislators." 

Her tweet included a post from the Republican Party of Kentucky. However, the politician pictured was Democratic Rep. John Yarmuth, Ky., not a Republican as she claimed.

Ocasio-Cortez later deleted the tweet but not before critics caught her lame gaffe and pointed it out on Twitter.

Ryan Saavedra of the Daily Wire tweeted:

It literally says in the tweet that she is quoting that Yarmuth is a Democrat 

He then added:

The most hilarious part about this is that just a couple minutes prior she was attacking the "GOP" for "bad-faith attacking" her idea, claiming that they were like "1st grade readers"

And then finished her off with:

Even more embarrassing for Ocasio-Cortez, she is co-sponsor of legislation reintroduced by John Yarmuth earlier this month.

Matt Whitlock, a senior advisor to the National Republican Senatorial Committee tweeted:

"1st grade readers are in fact the worst,"

 He was knocking AOC for one of her earlier tweets whereby she called pundits "first graders" for apparently misinterpreting her comments on voting rights for prisoners [which they didn't misinterpret.]

If this was her first brain fart that wouldn't be important to disclose, but the low-information congress-cretin, who apparently does no checking of facts before she blathers on, has even made Joe Biden look relatively bright.

Last year, she was criticized after she suggested the government could pay for a large portion of Medicare-for-all by transferring "$21 trillion" in Pentagon "financial transactions" — a claim that fact checkers disputed. She apparently has no conception of how large a number $21 trillion is.

Occasionally-Comatose has been described as one of the leaders of the progressive wing in the Democratic Party. She, along with Sanders, has received intense criticism for policy proposals like the "Green New Deal." That's a policy that pretends to be for climate change while hiding in plain sight as a socialist coup of the country.


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