SNL's Davidson mocks GOP candidate, former SEAL who lost an eye in Afghanistan

The left is stooping so low they have to look up to look down. The latest garbage to come out of the crap-weasel mouth of a "little boy" so-called comedian, was on Saturday Night Live.

A child of 24, Pete Davidson, made a tasteless, unfunny joke about Dan Crenshaw, a Texas Republican running for Congress who, as a former U.S. Navy SEAL, lost an eye while serving in Afghanistan.

On Saturday's sketch series, Davidson appeared on the "Weekend Update" segment and gave his "first impressions" of some candidates ahead of Tuesday's midterm elections. You see, comedy has become unfunny leftist crap and Davidson stayed in character all the way.

The little boy giggled as an image of Crenshaw, who wears an eye-patch over his right eye orbit after being wounded by an improvised explosive device (IED) in Afghanistan, flashed across the screen.

"You may be surprised to hear he's a congressional candidate from Texas and not a hit man in a porno movie," Davidson mocked. "I'm sorry, I know he lost his eye in war or whatever."

Whatever?

Whatever you are, you're a little boy who will never know what it's like to be in combat. You are a fool, and an insensitive, small fool whose career as a comedian must be highly overrated if you actually appear on national television. You are a piece of trash and you don't deserve to be in the same room as an American warrior.

NBC didn't have the balls to respond to requests for comment. Neither did Davidson or his mommy.

Dan's response to this pond scum on Twitter was perfect:

"Good rule in life: I try hard not to offend. I try harder not to be offended. That being said, I hope @nbcsnl recognizes that vets don't deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes."

Another tweet posted by @ReaganBattalion said:

"Dan Crenshaw was nearly blinded in 2012 when he was hit by an IED blast in Afghanistan's Helmand province, where he was on his third deployment. He lost his right eye in the blast, and his left eye was badly damaged. Shame on you @nbcsnl, this is disgusting!"

I hope Davidson and Ariana Grande get back together--they recently broke up but he deserves a little girl who licks donuts on a tray in a bakery and puts it back on the shelf.

He is truly a disgusting piece.


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Wild Bill and Jessie sneak peaks at Grande's grand quads, etc., at Aretha Franklin's funeral

Ariana Grande, the immature 25-year-old doughnut-licking singer, was dressed in a suggestive, mid-quadriceps, [right up to her rectus femoris] black dress at the funeral for a much better singer, Aretha Franklin.

Looking on as she sang Carole King's "Natural Woman" was Bill "It Isn't Just A Cigar" Clinton, hands folded in his lap, smile on his face, and his mind in the gutter.

This appears to be the way Bill rolls. He did the same at President Trump's inauguration eye-screwing Ivanka Trump and was caught in the act by his frumpy wife, Hillary Clinton, the woman who lost the presidential election to Donald Trump.

Here's the video. While you're at it, take a look at Jesse Jackson--he pretends to be disinterested but watch closely.

Some things never change.


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Ariana Grande returns to Manchester

I didn't like her when I first saw her in the donut shop. She was with her boyfriend at that time and stood at the counter, licked a donut on the tray above the counter, and left it there.  She also told her boyfriend, "I hate America. I hate Americans."

I really thought she sucked for the donut episode and her sentiments.

But Ariana Grande helped me change my mind. At least to some degree. 

In less than a week since an Islamic terrorist attack took place at her concert, killing 22 of her fans and injuring over 100, the pop star singer went back to Manchester to do a concert for the families who lost a loved one.

She wore ripped jeans and started out upbeat to a crowd of loving young people. They were excited and overwhelmed as she told the Manchester crowd that she loved them.


All of the monetary proceeds from the concert was slated to go to the families and the concert earned over $2 million.

Among the other singers was: Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Miley Cyrus, Black Eyed Peas, and more. 

I am so glad that she had the guts to do the concert and I forgive her for all of the donuts she may have licked and that I may have inadvertently  eaten. 




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Ariana to share more love to fight terrorism

Doughnut-licking mega pop star Ariana Grande has decided to hold a benefit concert for Manchester attack victims on Sunday.

The American flag and American citizen hater will return to the city of Manchester to raise money for the victims of last week's deadly bombing that killed 22 people and injured over 100 at her show titled "Dangerous Woman."

Now she's calling the new show "One Love Manchester." It will be held at Old Trafford cricket ground where she will be joined by such big names as: Horatio Dellarackatackapoulisianoppoulus, Poindexter Spinnackerloonerie, and Jealiandopadred Sciantiallini.

Just kidding. 

The big names are actually Coldplay, Katy "Just Hug it Out" Perry, Justin Bieber and Pharrell Williams.

All proceeds will be slated to go to an emergency fund set up by the city of Manchester and the British Red Cross. Hopefully, the latter group will not be handing out any doughnuts at the concert.

In a statement likely written by a ghost writer, she said to her fans that "we won't let hate win" and "we won't let this divide us."

Perhaps she doesn't understand why suicide bombers blow themselves up to kill others--it has nothing to do with hate, and everything to do with wanting to get to heaven in their loser minds.

And what does it mean 'divide us'? If anything, terror brings innocent people closer together as they feel a greater sense of strength by doing so. 

Grande apologized for any pain and offered to "extend my hand and heart and everything I possibly can give to you and yours," bringing into question as to whether she would have said the same thing had the audience been American rather than British.

"Our response to this violence must be to come closer together, to help each other, to love more, to sing louder and to live more kindly and generously than we did before," the naive singer wrote.

Yes, they blow themselves up to get into heaven while we sing "Blowin' in the Wind," to show each other love. 

That'll show 'em.

If only we could arm our military with guitars.




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Ariana Grande cancels her tour following Manchester suicide attack

Does Ariana Grande still stand behind her words: "I hate Americans; I hate America" ? More importantly, does she still lick donuts and put them back on the serving tray? She apologized after getting caught, but did she really mean it?

But seriously, now that she experienced an intimate terrorist event at her concert in Manchester, does she still hate the country where she has become wealthy and famous, or she is still okay with hating us, hating Trump and loving the idea of no borders?

Being an obnoxious leftist, I suspect she hasn't changed her tune. Like Katy Perry, she is insulated from terrorism and illegal alien criminal activity and can comfortably believe in open borders and call conservatives Islamophobic because she's protected from the dregs of reality. 

Take away the bodyguards of our lawmakers, and our Second Amendment would never be stronger.

Grande has now canceled several Dangerous Woman Tour dates since the Manchester bombing, which killed 22 people, one of whom was merely 8-years-old, and injured over 100 people, more than 20 of whom are in critical condition.

"Due to the tragic events in Manchester the Dangerous Woman tour with Ariana Grande has been suspended until we can further assess the situation and pay our proper respects to those lost," the America-hating star's management said in a statement. "The London O2 shows this week have been canceled as well as all shows through June 5 in Switzerland."

Basically all places with porous borders.

The statement continued, "We ask at this time that we all continue to support the city of Manchester and all those families affected by this cowardice and senseless act of violence. Our way of life has once again been threatened but we will overcome this together. Thank you."

So what's the plan to overcome this together? 

Grande arrived back in Florida Tuesday and was greeted by her current boyfriend, Mac Miller. 

It is unclear if Miller was the boyfriend who accompanied Grande into the donut shop where she said she hated Americans and America, and demonstrated it by licking the displayed donuts on the counter in 2015.



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Europe is "shocked, shocked" and nothing changes

Music is forbidden in Islam--they call things that are forbidden "haram." Dancing is also haram in Islam. Having a dog as a pet is forbidden too. 

Killing? Not so much.

The 2015 attack in Paris at the Bataclan Theater was, as ISIS put it, a place "where hundreds of pagans gathered for a concert of prostitution and vice." Islamic scholars support the notion that Islam forbids "sinful" music of the West. Music is sinful because it leads to dancing and singing, which is sinful because, well, because it just is. 

Killing people who are sinful is not sinful--it has the Allah Seal of Approval and it gets you brownie points for getting into heaven to pass "Go" and collect 72 virgins.

So, with music being such a terrible thing for super religious Muslims, you can see why the Ariana Grande concert was targeted by ISIS on May 22 in Manchester. In fact, last September, U.S. Department of Homeland Security warned that concerts are being targeted by Muslim orthodox jihadists, as well as sporting events and outdoor gatherings to ensure mass casualties.

The Islamic State claimed responsibility for the Manchester suicide bombing. The bomb contained screws and bolts to increase the carnage, which killed 22 people, including children and adults and injured 59, some of whom are in critical condition.

Politicians in the EU and US expressed "shock" and "grief" at the predictable outcome of their policies which rarely affect them, but certainly leave the rest of us more vulnerable so that they can be politically correct.

"Our thoughts and hearts go out to the victims and their families," they say, while expressing shock once more.

President of the European Council Donald Tusk went to Twitter to say: "My heart is in Manchester this night. Our thoughts are with the victims." Yes, his heart may be in Manchester, but his head is up in his nether regions.

Another favorite political idiot, German Chancellor Angela Merkel said she was watching the developments in Manchester "with grief and horror" and found the attacks "incomprehensible." You see, idiots can't understand how what they're doing has an outcome such as Manchester's.

Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbin: "terrible incident."Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said his citizens were "shocked by the news of the horrific attack in Manchester tonight."Leader of the British Liberal Democrats Tim Farron condemned the "shocking and horrific" attack.British Home Secretary Amber Rudd called it a "tragic incident."

Why are we shocked and surprised? This happens all the time now--after losing almost 3,000 souls from 9/11 in 2001, we had the 2004 Madrid train bombings, which killed almost 200 and wounded 2,000; the July 2005 London transit system attack killing 56 people and wounding 700.

More recently we had the 2015 Paris attacks where 130 innocent people were killed by ISIS and 400 were wounded. Brussels airport and metro station were attacked in March 2016 and 31 people were killed with 300 wounded; then in Nice, France, 76 adults and 10 children were killed and over 200 wounded; the December 2016 Berlin attack killed 12 and wounded 50 others; the past March in Westminster, three people were killed and over 20 were wounded; and April in Stockholm 5 were killed, including an 11-year-old girl. 

And that's only the ones that are reported, not including the attacks in Israel and in other parts of the world. 

It is pure bull for our political leaders to say they are shocked and surprised at jihadist terrorism. It's happening everywhere and regularly. 

We don't even hear about the individual attacks, like the 66-year-old Jewish woman in Paris who was tortured and stabbed by a Muslim man as he shouted "Allahu Akbar!" then tossed her out of the window to her death. 

The reason he killed her? The Koran tells Muslims to kill Jews and calls them 'apes.' He was simply following his religious convictions.

And saying that "more Muslims are killed by other Muslims" isn't going to cut it anymore. We don't care. Muslims who are killed by other Muslims are killed because the killers don't see them as legitimate Muslims, just like they see the rest of us infidels as worthy of the sword.

Is it really okay for any religion to think of itself as superior to all others and commit blasphemy regarding them?

Why is it hate speech to utter a gay or lesbian slur, but the Islamic scripture prescribes death to gays and lesbians--yet it's hate speech to burn a Koran?

After the Westminster Bridge attack in the UK, targeting the Houses of Parliament, British Prime Minister Theresa May said that "It is wrong to describe this as Islamic terrorism. It is Islamist terrorism and the perversion of a great faith."

I dare her to show us where the 'perversion' of this 'great faith' lies. It is not perversion--it is orthodoxy, and that is the real problem. 

Is it a perversion for grown men, perhaps men in their forties or older, to marry girls age nine or ten? Their prophet married Ayisha when she was six and consummated the marriage when she was nine. Islam says there is no finer example to take in life than that of Mohammed.

Islam has a big problem with itself and it must change if there's going to be peace in the world.

But of more pressing importance is that we need to get rid of politicians who refuse to put aside political correctness for the fear of being called Islamophobic. A phobia is an irrational fear. Islamophobia is, therefore, an oxymoron.

The biggest danger to the West isn't ISIS or radical Islam, per se, it is our leaders who refuse to acknowledge the clash of civilizations Islam creates. 

And all the candlelight vigils, all the flowers and teddy bears, is not going to change what their jihad intends to do--create a world caliphate where everyone worships Allah, the pagan moon god.

They have a plan; it is not a mindless violent one.

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Ariana Grande not so grand

Licks microphone 

Pop slob Ariana Grande was supposed to have a gig at the Obama White House, but evidently when the video of her licking a donut from a serving tray in a store, even Obama couldn't justify having her make an appearance it was revealed in the DNC's email dump.

It's one thing to hang with the Muslim Brotherhood or Black Lives Matter dudes, but a Latina licking a donut and putting it back on the tray even grossed out POTUS, even in spite of her saying "I hate America," in the same video posted by TMZ.

Grande, aka Ariana Butana Butera, apologized for getting caught in the video, but she's as sincere as a Bill Clinton love poem to an intern.

In an email chain posted by WikiLeaks, an administration official asks for Grande to be vetted for the "performance for POTUS." 

One wonders what part of the video bothered Obama more, the donut licking, putting it back, or saying "I hate America."

I suspect it was the donut licking.

Why is it that people who hate America never want to leave, do nothing to change the country, and often come here from Third World countries that suck in comparison?



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