Biden sees dead people: this time it was a German Chancellor

Perhaps it was the traumatic death of his son, Beau, that has caused Joe Biden to hallucinate that he speaks to dead people, but we will never know for certain. 

Beau Biden died of brain cancer, specifically Glioblastoma, an incurable aggressive form of the disease which he was battling for several years. He did not die as a war hero in Iraq or Normandy as Biden had suggested, but Joe may be a little confused and confabulated stories about Beau as he is wont to do about many things.

President Biden said on Wednesday that he had spoken to German Chancellor Helmut Kohl in 2021, just four years after Kohl had died. The conversation was likely very one-sided but that's Joe for you.

Biden made the gaffe when speaking to a group of donors [aka suckers] about his first G-7 event back in 2021. Leaders from Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, U.K., E.U. and U.S.A. were in attendance.

“First got elected president I went to a G7 meeting with seven heads of state in Europe and I sat down and said America’s back,” Biden said. “And the president of France looked at me and said — for how long?”

Biden was referring to French President François Mitterrand who also had died the same year as Kohl.

“And I never thought of it this way,” Biden continued. “And then Helmut Kohl of Germany looked at me and said, ‘What would you say Mr. President if you picked up the London Times tomorrow morning and learned there’s 1000 broken down the doors of the British parliament. Killed some [inaudible] on the way in, to deny the next prime minister to take office.’ And you think, what would we think?”

The German chancellor at the time was Angela Merkel. She was alive at the time and still is.

“I sat down and I said, ‘America’s back’ and Mitterrand from Germany — I mean from France looked at me and said, ‘You know why — how long you back for?'” Biden recalled, invoking François Mitterrand, the former president of France, according to a widely shared post to X by National Pulse editor-in-chief Raheem Kassam along with a clip of the remarks.

WATCH: Joe Biden says he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”

Mitterand was the FRENCH President between 1981 and 1995.

He also died in 1996. pic.twitter.com/W0YPBDp69n

— Raheem. (@RaheemKassam) February 5, 2024

This is the President of the United States, not some old guy in a nursing home. And still there are Democrats who will vote for him knowing that it likely isn't actually Biden who is making political decisions, but someone behind the curtain.

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Does Biden have a time machine or does he just make s*** up?

Our illustrious President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. may have a time machine and he's letting it slip out that he can time travel. Or not.

Biden was in Las Vegas on Sunday, ahead of the Nevada primary when he let it slip in a speech that in 2021 he met with France's François Mitterrand, the former president of that country. 

Did Biden have a time machine? See, Mitterrand was the French President from 1981 to 1995. Of course it's possible Joe was able to turn the magic dial to any of those years and meet with Mitterrand, but that's the only way, because in 2021, Mitterrand was pushing up daisies--he died in 1996. 

Wait. What if Mitterrand is the invisible guy we often see President Biden shaking hands with after his speeches? Maybe Joe can see dead people. Who knows? I don't know, do you? 

François Mitterrand's grave

During the Las Vegas speech, Biden took a walk down What's Left of his Memory Lane and mentioned the G-7 meeting in the U.K. along with a gaggle of NATO leaders that took place in June of 2021, in which a conversation about the January 6 Capitol protest took place.

“I sat down and I said, ‘America’s back’ and Mitterrand from Germany — I mean from France looked at me and said, ‘You know why — how long you back for?'” 

Joe Biden says he recently met with “Mitterand from Germany.”

Mitterand was the FRENCH President between 1981 and 1995.

He also died in 1996. pic.twitter.com/W0YPBDp69n

The thing is, the time Biden was referring to, 2021, Emmanuel Macron was president of France.

But Joe's consistency is, well, consistent. He told the same tale in 2022 about Mitterrand, who, at that time, was even deader than the previous year. 

From a son who died not only in Iraq, but also was killed in Normandy in 1918, Joe Biden is a babbling bag of bull s*** and we all should be worried that he is, at least in title, the President of the United States.

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Peter Navarro apologizes for 'Special place in hell' comment

White House trade adviser and village idiot Peter Navarro had to apologize for a stupid statement he made on Tuesday about Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. Navarro said there was a "special place in hell" for Trudeau, after last week's G-7 summit after the Prime Minister pushed back on President Trump's decision to place large tariffs on Canada.

"My mission was to send a strong signal of strength," Navarro said in a statement written in crayon. "The problem is that in conveying that message I used language that was inappropriate."

And pretty gosh-darn stupid.

Chee--he sounded like Madeline Albright when on February 6, 2016 she said:

"Young women have to support Hillary Clinton. The story is not over! They're going to want to push us back. Appointments to the supreme court make all the difference. 

"It's not done and you have to help. Hillary Clinton will always be there for you. And just remember, there's a special place in hell for women who don't help each other."

It didn't work then and it didn't work when Navarro said it. And this apology is very uncharacteristic in an administration that apologizes only upon the arrival of Halley's Comet.

When reporters asked Trudeau if he accepted the apology he declined to answer, instead wiggling his eyebrows in what looked like a pair of choreographed caterpillars doing the lambada.

"We will continue to conduct our diplomacy the Canadian way, that is, being positive and constructive [eh] and firm in defending the interests of our industries [eh] . . . in diplomacy it doesn't really matter about personal feelings and personal comments [eh]" said Trade Minister Francois-Philippe Champagne [silent 'g'] when asked about the apology.

"There is a special place in hell for any leader that engages in bad-faith diplomacy with President Donald J. Trump [because God's got his back] and then tries to stab him in the back on the way out the door and that's what bad-faith Justin Trudeau did with that stunt press conference. That's what weak, dishonest Justin Trudeau did," Navarro said on the "Fox News Sunday" show.

As much as I dislike Trudeau [not because he looks like the late Andy Kaufman--I really liked Kaufman] but because he's a liberal buffoon who isn't very bright and only got elected on his looks and his daddy's name.

The day prior to Navarro's statement, White House economic adviser Larry Kudlow spoke out against Trudeau and today Kudlow was hospitalized for a heart attack, which gives one pause when dissing Canadians, eh.

Both aides accused Trudeau of betraying Trump [who now calls himself a Republican] at a news conference held after Trump left the land of maple syrup, hockey and eh.


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Germany's Merkel urges EU to control their own destiny re: climate change

Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel said on Sunday that "the past few days" have demonstrated to her that the European Union needs to remain friendly with the US and the UK, but must also put "our destiny into their own hands." Merkel didn't mention President Trump by name because it gives her gas, but there's no question that it was he she was referring to as a response to his declining to join six other countries who have reaffirmed the 2015 Paris Climate Agreement at the G-7 summit in Sicily. 

This was one of former President Obama's biggest concerns. 

Not ISIS. Not Iran. Not Russia. Not China. Not North Korea. Not Islamic terrorism. Just the fact that the earth has warmed a small percentage of one degree Fahrenheit and that governments need to act as one--hopefully with him leading the world in the struggle to recycle and separate paper from plastic.

"The times in which we can fully count on others are somewhat over," she said, "as I have experienced in the past few days. And that is why I can only say: We Europeans must really take our destiny into our own hands."

She and the EU are kind of doing that by allowing the mass immigration that floods the continent and is causing an increase in terror attacks as they sit in their fortified homes and offices.

She, along with other foreign leaders, tried to persuade President Trump to join them in their lunacy that calls for reduced emissions of greenhouse gasses and other pollutants that they believe contribute to climate change.

They may be correct, but to what degree does it contribute, and what other factors are involved? And how will reducing emissions help the poorest people whose cheapest energy source is coal? 

We have always been able to adapt to temperature changes through our technology. Isn't a warmer climate, if indeed that's true, going to help those who would otherwise die from the cold?

And what about Islamic terrorism?

When useful idiots like Obama say that the biggest threat to our survival is climate change, he's talking like trash. 

Trump has previously referred to climate change as a "hoax." I don't agree completely, just with the way it's being exaggerated. He said that he would announce his decision on joining the accord this week.

The White House argues that U.S. emissions standards are much tougher than those set by China, India and other nations. That, they say, puts the United States at a distinct disadvantage in our industrial production in the global market.

Trump's stance led Merkel to say that the climate talks were "very difficult, if not to say, very unsatisfactory."

To whom? The Chinese? India? Merkel?




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