6 Reasons why Joe should stay in the race

"I hope that wasn't what I think it was"

Now that President Joe Biden exposed himself as barely sentient in a national television debate with former President Donald Trump, and that it's obvious he would likely lose in the presidential election, the liars in the media and the Democratic Party are throwing him under the Prius and pretending they didn't know until now that his dementia reached critical mass some time ago. The GOP has been saying this for quite some time.

But all of the problems of the left can be assuaged if Joe refuses to step down. He doesn't seem to want to spend his twilight years rocking on his porch thinking about all the hair he sniffed, all the kids he kissed, and all the money he made overseas. 

Here are some of the reasons Joe Biden needs to stay in the race against Trump:

1. It returns credibility to the media if somehow he wins. 

Let's face it, the media is now about as credible as a scorpion riding a frog's back to cross a pond when it promises not to sting him. Imagine if Joe Scarborough can once again show his face to the scores of people who watch him when Joe is reelected. You can almost hear him saying, "See, I told you so."

2. It gives the elderly and infirm hope for their own futures.  

If an 81-year-old incontinent guy with the neural deficit of a yo-yo string can be the President of the most powerful nation on Earth, even Gabe or Molly can one day call Bingo at the center. 

3. Having Joe as POTUS will confuse our enemies.

We know that they know that Joe knows nothing, so why would an entire nation reelect him? Perhaps we know something Vladimir doesn't know, Xi heard rumors about, and Kim isn't sure.

4. Campaign Joe makes Doctor Jill proud and prominent.

No wife wants to be invisible. Doctor Jill knows with Joe running that she'll be up front and personal with the public. She will have the power to guide her ice cream destroyer in all her decisions that come from his teleprompter. What more could a wife ask for but to run an entire country--perhaps with the help of another former President whose name rhymes with Broback Brobumba.

5. Free ice cream.

Do I need to elaborate?

6. Finally, and perhaps most importantly, if Joe gets the win it will keep his crack and sex addicted son Hunter out of prison where he can continue to run the country with Doctor Jill.

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