Biden sets new record: hits the 40% mark on vacation time

Moments before he stopped and fell on his old keester

Imagine having a job that pays you $400,000 annually, provides free rent, transportation, food, clothing allowance, free medical and dental, a chauffeured bullet-proof limo, 24/7 armed security, and forty percent vacation time. The only responsibilities of the job include having to read a Teleprompter once in a while, make disparaging statements about people who didn't vote for you, and do whatever you are told to do by Ron Klain. 

Think of it: our so-called President Biden is in the office on par with a kid who chronically cuts class. It isn't surprising that Joe was at the bottom third of his law school class--he just isn't into working.

As the midterm elections draw nigh, the Republican National Committee has checked the numbers and saw that of the 589 days since he was sworn in, 234 of them was on vacation or leisure trips unrelated to the job as POTUS. And of those days, a full 70% was spent in his Delaware mansion where a $500,000 taxpayer-funded border wall is being erected while the country's southern border is not being funded and illegal aliens are pouring in without vetting and without a required series of COVID-19 shots. [California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that it's okay--they can hold their breath.]

The big question is whether voters in the midterms will notice Biden's absence. That's a difficult question to answer as it has been shown that plenty of people, including college students, don't even know who fought in the Civil War or who did we fight in the Revolutionary War. But ask them about Lizzo's newest song, and they'll even tell you the lyrics.

"Where am I?"

RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told The New York Post that Republicans believe Biden's lack of job attendance is a winning campaign issue — alongside concerns over the effects of Biden-era spending, including Democrats’ $1.9 trillion stimulus package last year and this year’s $437 billion environmental and health care bill.

And the fact that he can fall off a bike when it stops doesn't help, nor does having a son who snorts coke off the butt of a prostitute while he videos it, then videos "doing a Toobin" as he emerges from a pool to greet another prostitute, make a strong case to vote for him. Then there's the damning information on Hunter's laptop that he idiotically left in a repair shop with obvious references to shady business deals involving Joe, aka "the Big Guy."

The media [aka DNC] defends Biden's absenteeism by claiming that whenever he is not at work, he's at work whenever he is not. That is, he even works when he sleeps, and when he sleeps nobody knows the difference because he's always working, even when falling off his bicycle. So technically, he's always on call--he can sign bills, even when he doesn't know what's in the bill and can read it later as Nancy Pelosi once suggested about bill signing. He can take phone calls and mumble into the phone to the party on the other end of the line. So he works harder than the rest of the nation and we don't even say "Thanks, Joe. You got our back and we owe you for that."

So while the President's job is thought to be in Washington, D.C. in the Oval Office [once dubbed the "Oral Office" in a previous Democrat administration] Biden's job is everywhere all the time and twice on Sundays. We as the public however, would like to know who he sees while working on vacation at his Delaware mansion since he had his visitor logs exempted from the Presidential Records Act.

We Americans know that our president is working feverishly to assuage the crisis with the economy, our border and our food supply, not to mention the proxy war he is help to fund with taxpayer money. We know he has the soul of the nation as his highest priority in spite of how it looks from inside the bowl as we circle and circle in a downward spiral.

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But the main thing, the thing that makes us all feel warm and fuzzy inside, is the level of diversity in government we now have as we wait for them to flush. Our hope is that they will even screw that up, as they have done and are doing with everything else.

Nobody on either side of the aisle voted for this.

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