Hunter's pre-trial conditions have been announced: good luck with that

Hunter gets ready for a night out

As we now know, Hunter Biden, the president's son, was arraigned and entered a plea of not guilty to two federal tax charges and a federal gun charge at the US District Court in Wilmington, Delaware on Wednesday. 

Hunter was processed, fingerprinted, and given a pre-trial release. Soon after the hearing concluded, the first son received a pre-trial release order which included conditions of pre-trial release. It was uploaded to the case docket and will be shown here for your edification and entertainment.

Although some of Hunter's conditions are somewhat lenient, Judge Maryellen Noreika laid down the law which will make compliance by Hunter quite difficult.

First, Judge Noreika order Hunter to: continue to actively seek employment, but not be a bag man for dad.

He cannot possess a firearm, destructive device, or any other weapon.

No alcohol. Zero booze. Zilch. Nada.

He cannot use or unlawfully possess a narcotic drug or other controlled substances defined in 21 U.S.C. § 802, unless prescribed by a licensed medical practitioner. medical practitioner. Do you think he'll be able to get a prescription from a friendly quack? He may be tested randomly and this may include urine testing, the wearing of a sweat patch, a remote alcohol testing system, and/or any form of prohibited substance screening or testing.

The defendant, aka Hunter Biden, must not obstruct, attempt to obstruct, or tamper with the efficiency and accuracy of prohibited substance screening or testing. So don't go telling the court that a prostitute accidentally tore off your sweat patch.

Participate in a program of inpatient or outpatient substance abuse therapy and counseling if directed by the pretrial services office or supervising officer.

Hunter is to “submit to supervision by and report for supervision to the Central District of California,” which means that he will be registering with federal probation/parole officers in that district (of which Los Angeles County is a part). That officer will determine Hunter’s compliance with the conditions of pre-trial release.

Standard conditions of release include not breaking any federal, state, or local law while on release, submitting to a DNA sample if authorized under federal statutes, apprising the Court or pre-trial services in writing and ahead of time of any change in address or phone number, and appearing in court in Delaware when ordered to do so.

Lots of luck, Jack.

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Docs found in Biden's office contained "Top Secret" material

Look, look, look, man, I mean it.

 CBS News reports that documents found at so called President Joe Biden's private office contained “top secret” materials. 

Federal law enforcement told the network of the top-secret information within the ten classified documents that were already recovered  from Biden's vice presidential office at Penn Biden Center in Washington, D.C. The details of the material has not been shared but it doesn't sound good for the Big Guy.

According to CNN, the classified documents found at Biden's private academic office along with unclassified documents, contained U.S. intelligence memos and briefings on Ukraine, Iran, and the United Kingdom. The office was used by Biden while he was an honorary professor for the University of Pennsylvania from 2017 to 2019, after leaving the vice presidency and prior to him somehow getting elected President.

Top-secret information is the highest level of security classification in the U. S. and unauthorized disclosure of this kind of material could cause “exceptionally grave damage to the national security,” according to Cornell Law School.

CBS News has learned that the classified documents recovered from the Penn Biden Center and President Biden’s Delaware home number roughly 20 and include materials marked “Top Secret.” Meanwhile, the White House continues to struggle to answer any questions. pic.twitter.com/4F9DgFYhhp

— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews)

Biden’s obvious mishandling of documents is under investigation by the Justice Department. Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Thursday he appointed former U.S. Attorney Robert Hur as special counsel to take over the inquiry started by U.S. Attorney John Lausch. In addition, House Republicans began investigations into the festering Biden scandal.

Richard Sauber, special counsel to the president, said Biden's personal attorneys were removed from the office when they discovered the first tranche of documents on November 2, days before the midterm elections, and they immediately notified the National Archives. The existence of the records were not known publicly until this week when media reports revealed the existence of a DOJ review.

A second batch of classified documents were later found in Biden's Wilmington, DE home dating back to his vice presidency. And then on Saturday, the White House announced even more classified material was found there than was previously known.

Sauber said one document was found in a room adjacent to the garage on Wednesday, but lawyers stopped their search because they lacked security clearances. Sauber said he has the proper clearance and arrived at the home on Thursday to continue the search. “While I was transferring it to the DOJ officials who accompanied me, five additional pages with classification markings were discovered among the material with it, for a total of six pages,” Sauber said. “The DOJ officials with me immediately took possession of them.”

Biden earlier told reporters he was “surprised” to learn about the classified documents discovery, and claimed he did not know what was in the records. This might be true as Biden wouldn't remember if he read them and if he did, it's likely the information went over his head.

He says he takes classified documents "seriously," but do you really believe that?

Sauber says the White House is “fully cooperating” with the National Archives and the Justice Department because they have no choice.

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He doesn't lie, he merely spins yarns; he isn't creepy, he just like young girls' hair

Alleged President Joe Biden was at it again with the girls. This time he put his hands on the shoulders of a teenage girl at a college event at Irvine Valley Community College on Friday. The girl isn't family and he didn't know her but Biden seems to believe that invading the private space of young girls is acceptable because at least he isn't propositioning them or doing anything untoward.

This is how creepy guys think, especially those grandfatherly creepy guys who believe their age acts as a shield against accusations of impropriety.

There are plenty of videos of Biden getting handsy and sniffy with young girls. [H/T The Daily Wire]

Sometimes he sniffs their hair, grabs their shoulders or whispers into the girls' ears. Sometimes this is captured on camera or video.

“President Joe Biden grabs a young girl by the shoulder and tells her ‘no serious guys till you’re 30’ as she looks back appearing uncomfortable,” TPUSA Frontlines reporter Kalen D’Almeida captioned his video reporting Friday evening. The girls smiles but it seems like the smile is reflects her discomfort, but even if it doesn't, what the hell is Biden still doing? He's been warned about this in the past and apologized for his behavior.

“Secret Service appears to try to stop me from filming it after Biden spoke at Irvine Valley Community College,” D’Almeida said.

“Now, a very important thing I’ve told my daughters and granddaughters,” Biden says in the video, while putting his hands on a young girl’s shoulders, “no serious guys until you’re 30.”

“What?” one girl yells back at Biden. “No serious guys ’til you’re 30,” the president repeats, video shows.

The video has already racked up 2.7 million views and has circulated as far as Australia and beyond. The v video below from Sky News in the land down under gives their perspective on Biden's latest touchy-feely:

In July this summer, Biden was criticized for his behavior with a young girl he met on a Delaware bike trail.

“Dad ran into Joe on a biking trail in Delaware and got a live sniffing video,” a Twitter user captioned the video.

In the 14-second clip, Biden poses for a photo with a young girl and a woman, presumably the girl’s mother, before he lowers his head by the girl’s cheek and whispers something inaudible.

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And you might remember Tara Reade, a former assistant to Biden's Senate office in the early 1990s. Ms. Reade accused Biden of sexually assaulting her in 1993:

“Yeah, and he went down my skirt but then up inside it, and he penetrated me with his fingers, and he was kissing me at the same time, and he was saying something to me,” Reade claimed. “He said several things. I can’t remember everything he said.”

All gaffes aside, when is the public going to realize that Joe Biden is not only suffering from senile dementia, but from chronic, incurable creepiness? Just because he is now the alleged POTUS, that does not give him license to interact with people like a creep and possibly even a sexual assaulter.

"Hey, hey, ho, ho, . . . [fill in the blanks]"

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Biden sets new record: hits the 40% mark on vacation time

Moments before he stopped and fell on his old keester

Imagine having a job that pays you $400,000 annually, provides free rent, transportation, food, clothing allowance, free medical and dental, a chauffeured bullet-proof limo, 24/7 armed security, and forty percent vacation time. The only responsibilities of the job include having to read a Teleprompter once in a while, make disparaging statements about people who didn't vote for you, and do whatever you are told to do by Ron Klain. 

Think of it: our so-called President Biden is in the office on par with a kid who chronically cuts class. It isn't surprising that Joe was at the bottom third of his law school class--he just isn't into working.

As the midterm elections draw nigh, the Republican National Committee has checked the numbers and saw that of the 589 days since he was sworn in, 234 of them was on vacation or leisure trips unrelated to the job as POTUS. And of those days, a full 70% was spent in his Delaware mansion where a $500,000 taxpayer-funded border wall is being erected while the country's southern border is not being funded and illegal aliens are pouring in without vetting and without a required series of COVID-19 shots. [California Gov. Gavin Newsom says that it's okay--they can hold their breath.]

The big question is whether voters in the midterms will notice Biden's absence. That's a difficult question to answer as it has been shown that plenty of people, including college students, don't even know who fought in the Civil War or who did we fight in the Revolutionary War. But ask them about Lizzo's newest song, and they'll even tell you the lyrics.

"Where am I?"

RNC chairwoman Ronna McDaniel told The New York Post that Republicans believe Biden's lack of job attendance is a winning campaign issue — alongside concerns over the effects of Biden-era spending, including Democrats’ $1.9 trillion stimulus package last year and this year’s $437 billion environmental and health care bill.

And the fact that he can fall off a bike when it stops doesn't help, nor does having a son who snorts coke off the butt of a prostitute while he videos it, then videos "doing a Toobin" as he emerges from a pool to greet another prostitute, make a strong case to vote for him. Then there's the damning information on Hunter's laptop that he idiotically left in a repair shop with obvious references to shady business deals involving Joe, aka "the Big Guy."

The media [aka DNC] defends Biden's absenteeism by claiming that whenever he is not at work, he's at work whenever he is not. That is, he even works when he sleeps, and when he sleeps nobody knows the difference because he's always working, even when falling off his bicycle. So technically, he's always on call--he can sign bills, even when he doesn't know what's in the bill and can read it later as Nancy Pelosi once suggested about bill signing. He can take phone calls and mumble into the phone to the party on the other end of the line. So he works harder than the rest of the nation and we don't even say "Thanks, Joe. You got our back and we owe you for that."

So while the President's job is thought to be in Washington, D.C. in the Oval Office [once dubbed the "Oral Office" in a previous Democrat administration] Biden's job is everywhere all the time and twice on Sundays. We as the public however, would like to know who he sees while working on vacation at his Delaware mansion since he had his visitor logs exempted from the Presidential Records Act.

We Americans know that our president is working feverishly to assuage the crisis with the economy, our border and our food supply, not to mention the proxy war he is help to fund with taxpayer money. We know he has the soul of the nation as his highest priority in spite of how it looks from inside the bowl as we circle and circle in a downward spiral.

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But the main thing, the thing that makes us all feel warm and fuzzy inside, is the level of diversity in government we now have as we wait for them to flush. Our hope is that they will even screw that up, as they have done and are doing with everything else.

Nobody on either side of the aisle voted for this.

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