Man loses in women's weightlifting event at Tokyo Olympics

New Zealand's Laurel Hubbard, a man with delusions of womanhood, tried to shatter the glass ceiling as the first man to beat women in the Olympics, but failed miserably in his first attempt at lifting a 120 kg (264 lbs) snatch [no pun intended]. 

To his credit, Laurel made Olympic history as the first transgender athlete to fail at the games and hopefully he will be the last.

He changed his name from Gavin to Laurel, hoping to persuade the IOC into granted him the opportunity to stick it to the women, and thankfully for him, the IOC is woke enough to go along with the charade and allowed him to compete. The world thought he was a shoo-in to win the gold but even as a so-called woman, he wasn't up to snuff in the snatch.

Hubbard's second lift was 275 pounds, which he was able to do, but he shook like a bowl of jelly, "because jam don't shake like that." Some people were surprised his lift wasn't appealed.

His third lift was again 275 pounds but he was unable to get it up and, according to Daily Wire, he has been removed from the competition.

That is "the end of Laurel Hubbard," the announcer said, as Hubbard waved his meaty hand to the cameras and to those at the competition and waltzed off the stage.

The winning medal holders will now be decided among actual women.

But let us not be sad for Laurel. Maybe next time he'll take the gold from the woman and make New Zealand relevant again. 

You go, guy.

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