Alexandria Obviously-Comatose compares Palestinians to Jesus

AOC checks her nail polish

Repulsive Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Comatose (Communist-NY) got blasted on her incredibly stupid social media post whereby she used the story of Jesus to encourage the support for Jew-hating Palestinians. The irony is, if Jesus lived in Gaza, he would not be living in Gaza once they discovered he was Jewish.

But AOC is not the brightest among us--she's more like a fungus among us, as the kids say.

The not-so-bright New York congresswoman posted on Instagram a photo of a child among the rubble in Gaza; rubble as the result of what the Hamassholes did to Israeli Jews on October 7. She did not post the photo of Ahmed Bracha, a child who was murdered by Hamas for simply trying to steal food from the humanitarian aid trucks that Hamas commandeered for themselves. That photo would have been a more accurate depiction of the situation that Hamas caused.

Anyway, AOC recounted the story of Jesus' upbringing as she bad-mouthed "right-wing forces" who, she claims are "violently occupying" the land. It's almost as if she has her head up in her nether regions and is seeing things upside-down.

"Thousands of years later, right-wing forces are violently occupying Bethlehem as similar stories unfold for today’s Palestinians, so much so that the Christian community in Bethlehem has canceled this year's Christmas Eve celebrations out of both [fear for their] safety and respect," the overachiever wrote.

She, along with her fellow terrorist supporters of the so called "Squad," have been calling for Israel to stop fighting back and lay down their weapons and give Hamas a chance to regroup, reload, and re-attack.

According to Hamasshole propaganda put out by their oxymoronically named health ministry, Israel has killed over 20,000 people since the Jewish State was attacked on October 7, when more than 1,200 Israeli men, women, children and babies were murdered, beheaded, burned, mutilated, raped, and some taken hostage, a which time were repeatedly sexually assaulted.

But cretins like AOC and her ilk never speak about that, as if it never happened, or if it did, Israel deserved it--as if Israel is a concept, not people who live on the land.

"The entire story of Christmas and Christ himself is about standing with the poor and powerless, the marginalized and maligned, the refugees and immigrants, the outcast and misunderstood without exception," AOC wrote. "This high Christian holiday is about honoring the precious sanctity of a family that, if the story were to unfold today, would be Jewish Palestinians."

Jewish Palestinians? 

Israel left Gaza on September 12, 2005, including the Jews who were buried there. Then the Gazans voted for Hamas and this is what they got.

Hamas cares not a fig for Gazans; they only care for the annihilation of Israel: "from the river to the sea." 

And low information people like AOC and those who protest loudly to be one of the cool kids, or simply hate Jews while pretending to hate racists, are going to one day get what they truly deserve. Good people are getting fed up.

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9 Gifts to give to your liberal family members for Christmas

With Christmas just days away, it makes sense to be prepared to get those gifts your liberal family members will remember and perhaps even help them grow as people aware of the two genders that make up gender roll call. Some of the suggestions are expensive but I've included more affordable options to take the clusterfrack the Biden administration has caused on the nation's economy.

1. A 1-year subscription to the Daily Wire starring Ben Shapiro as the fast-talking political genius who happens to be Jewish and not a regular Christmassy kind of guy; Matt Walsh, who knows what a woman is; Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, Candace Owens and the rest of the crew. And while you can't make Daily Wire an actual stocking stuffer, you can stuff your brain on a correct political view, for a change.

2. Concert tickets to see John Rich. He isn't your typical Republican--he sings and has a guitar. Best part is you can use the tickets as stocking stuffers.

3. A pocket US Constitution. This comes in handy at the dinner table when cousin Bob claims such nonsense like owning a gun isn't protected under law. Tell him to whip it out and check out the Second Amendment.

4. A one way air ticket to Venezuela. This is especially poignant when cousin Bob tells you how socialism is better than 'stinking capitalism.' Hand him the ticket and dare him to put his claim to the test. If necessary, double-dare him, pinky square.

5. A 1-year membership to the NRA. Sure, cousin Bob doesn't own a gun and never will, but think of how he'll react from all the future emails and snail mail he'll get from them when it's time to renew his membership.

6. A MAGA hat. The hat speaks for itself.

7. A Bible. Tell cousin Bob that you're doing all you can to keep him from burning in hell for wanting to kill babies, especially minority babies,

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8. A flag to fly from your liberal relative's house and window flags for their Prius. Instead of giving it to your liberal friend, you might simply put it up for them to avoid the concomitant resistance. 

9. The DVD  "Father Stu," starring Mark Wahlberg. This can be a time for cousin Jimmy and his wife to learn about the trials and tribulations of the priesthood. So what if they aren't Catholic.

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Seth Rogan blasts critics of his vulgar Christmas debacle calling them "White supremacists"

"Santa Inc." is a new woke Seth Rogan and Sarah Silverman animated angry Christmas insult of a series that is as crude as it is unfunny. And if you say that you don't like it, well that makes you a white supremacist for some unfathomable reason because calling someone a white supremacist doesn't have to be factual nor logical--it's just what the weak-minded say when they don't have a good comeback to anyone of any race.

The series is R-rated which evidently means it's Rude, Ridiculous and Repugnant. I will admit that I didn't watch more than the opening few minutes because that was how offensive the dialog is, so please forgive me for that.

There's no doubt the people who wrote this crap were more concerned with their political "woke" agenda than being in any way funny or at least in following the Christmas spirit.

The premise of the series is that it's bad that the role of Santa is typically played by a [are you ready for it] WHITE MAN!  For some woke reason, that's an issue because woke and all. Diversity is the reason for the season and white men are not diverse because, you know, woke and all. 

Like why should a White Santa take the credit?

The main character is a female elf [I'm guessing on the gender because, you know, woke and all]. Her dream is to break the frozen glass ceiling of Christmas and be the first female Santa. Her name is Candy Smalls played by Silverman. She tells Santa [Rogan] that more people believe in him than vaccines or the Holocaust, which is so Christmassy and woke. And then there's discussions about toxic masculinity and penises. But to their credit, there are no fart jokes as far as I can tell.

The script lacks the positivity of Christmas and the season and the attempt at humor or overshadowed by the maliciousness of the amateur writers. 

But the left loves this crap because, you know, woke and all.

If anything, the show is anti-Christmas, anti-Christ, and anti-white male.

It sucks so much that the average audience score on Rotten Tomatoes is a sucky three percent. Home repair YouTube videos would score higher if it was a movie series and rated the same way. 

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"Santa Inc." has been out for over a week but professional reviewers have refused to go near it. 

The series comes off more like a political message and has the entertainment value as watching a mud puddle dry up.

But the best part of all, the most entertaining and humorous part, is the incredible anger Rogan has voiced and his belief that he could actually convince those who bash this garbage are "white supremacists."

Rogan tweeted:

"We really pissed off tens of thousands of white supremacists with our new show which is now available on HBOMAX! (Please read the responses to this tweet for confirmation).”

So if you tweet back and confirm how much you know the series sucks, then you're a white supremacist, according to Rogan and his Kafka trap. [If you deny you're a racist, that means you're a racist because a racist would deny being a racist; but if you admit you're a racist, that means you're a racist.]

The blowback to his tweet was monumental and there didn't seem to be any white supremacists on Twitter for this one. Most people just told Rogan his new Christmas series was absolute garbage and that saying so doesn't make anyone a white supremacist, especially when some who called him out on the crap were not white people.

So it clear: woke comedy as a term is an oxymoron, and Seth Rogan is simply a moron.

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The Left comes up with unique idea to save money: cancel Christmas presents

Cancel culture has gotten a pretty bad rap recently and it may have taken the start of a Biden recession to put it in perspective. Things are hard to find and harder to pay for.

Every year millions of people feel happiness and joy with the coming of Christmas but let's not kid ourselves; running the shopping race isn't the source of their glee. There are so many family and friends to buy gifts for that it can bring us down to a state of Christmas depression. 

And the recession isn't helping matters.

A stuffed toy for your kid that used to cost, say, fifteen bucks, now goes for twenty, thirty, or more, and that's only if you can find the stuffy in a retail store that hasn't been looter-liberated by some group that sees themselves as victimized and therefore deserves restitution for whatever reason works in their favor.

The Biden-Harris-Pelosi-Sanders-Klain-Obama-AOC administration have come up with a solution: just don't buy gifts for anyone. This saves you money for gifts, saves the environment from pollution, and gives you more time to protest the à la mode gripe you have that needs addressing. 

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Hopefully the protest you attend will be close to home so you can save the planet.

You can do without the spiced ham, baked potato, hot cross buns, and dessert. And you can tell the kids, no mater what their age, that Santa isn't real so don't expect him any time soon. Let them know you're on an austerity schedule this year with your money. If they don't go along with it, well then they ain't your kids.

So, if you listened to your betters on the Left and foregone the turkey for Thanksgiving, and you follow this advice, you will have more money to be thankful for, and instead of the Earth burning up in ten more years, you will have bought the planet another month.

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Cop buys groceries for alleged shoplifters

Somerset, MA -- a cop bought groceries for two women who were accused of shoplifting five days before the celebration of the birth of Jesus of Nazareth. 

Police officer Matthew Lima was dispatched to a Stop & Shop grocery store, where two women with their youngsters were being detained for not scanning all of their groceries in the self-checkout aisle,  according to the Somerset Police Department.

"The two children with the women reminded me of my kids, so I had to help them out," Lima said in a  statement Tuesday.

When officer Lima arrived at the Stop & Shop, he spoke with one of the women accused of shoplifting and learned that they had fallen on hard times and did not have enough money to purchase an entire Christmas dinner.

"The woman I talked to, she explained she was working, but the mother of the children was not working and had some other family issues going on and that what she had taken was Christmas dinner for the kids," Lima told local news outlet WJAR.

Lima checked their receipts and saw they had only purchased food.

Store employees asked the two women to return the items they did not scan back onto the shelves and issued them a "Notice Not to Trespass" order. 

Lima, who has two young daughters himself, decided to help the two women. Rather than booking them for shoplifting, he bought them a $250 gift card to cover the full cost of their groceries. 

I have no proof, and I could be mistaken, but I somehow believe that Lima is not a socialist and may even be a Trump supporter.

"Obviously, this family was in need, and I can't imagine having to make the decision to go to Stop & Shop and just only pay for what I can afford -- or do I go there and try to take things for Christmas dinner for the kids?" Lima told station.

He added that the women were "very thankful" and "kind of shocked." It's unknown whether or not they were on the "defund the police" bandwagon prior to this incident, but it's unlikely they are after this incident.

"I just did what I felt was right. It's not about me, I just tried to put myself in that family's shoes and show a little bit of empathy," Officer Lima told WJAR.

The incident was "a true testament of Officer Lima’s great character and decision making," Somerset Police Chief George McNeil said in a statement.

"I would like to personally commend Officer Lima for his actions," McNeil said. "His actions exemplify what it means to protect and serve the members of our community. When faced with a difficult situation in which a family was trying to provide a meal for their kids, he made the generous decision to not press charges and instead ensured that they would have a Christmas dinner they could enjoy."

Democrats are still calling to defund the police, confiscate legal guns, and close down the prisons. 

What could go wrong?

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Neb. principal who banned Christmas decorations not returning to school

Remember that elementary school principal who was placed on leave after she allegedly banned Christmas and holiday decorations? Well, she will not be returning to her old job, according to reports.

Jennifer Sinclair, principal of Manchester Elementary in Omaha, Nebraska, was placed on administrative leave this past December, the Elkhorn School District confirmed to Fox News at the time.

Bary Habrock, the District Superintendent, reportedly told parents and staff Monday that the former crazy principal will not be returning to the school. He said he supports Sinclair "as a leader and educator," and noted she will finish the remainder of the school year in a curriculum position even though she should be fired from teaching because she is bat guano crazy.

Sinclair sent a memo in November with guidelines as to what is considered appropriate for classroom decorations and assignments during the holiday season.

Teachers were reportedly told that generic winter-themed items, such as sledding and scarves, and the "Frozen" character Olaf, were acceptable. A Festivus pole was also acceptable so long as it wasn't curved at the end.

Decorations that included Santa, Christmas trees, reindeer, green and red colored items and even candy canes, however, were not acceptable for the elementary school.

Crosses? Ha! Forget about it.

The candy canes, according to KETV, were prohibited because Sinclair, who obviously suffers from a psychological disorder, deemed them to have religious significance. [When she was a little girl, her mother made her pray to candy canes adorning Christmas trees. And one time, her mother and father threw themselves at the feet of an old man wielding a cane due to bunions, thinking he was Jesus incarnate.]

"Historically, the shape is a 'J' for Jesus. The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his resurrection," she reportedly wrote. "This would also include different colored candy canes."

Historically, the shape of a 'J' is also symbolic for Jews. Is she also anti-Semitic or just bat guano crazy?

Elkhorn schools told Fox News that "the memo does not reflect the policy of Elkhorn Public Schools regarding holiday symbols in the school." But one day it might--that's the way the left is pushing.

The district's policy states that "Christmas trees, Santa Claus and Easter eggs and bunnies are considered to be secular, seasonal symbols and may be displayed as teaching aids provided they do not disrupt the instructional program for students."


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Melania mocked for wearing Timberland boots to visit troops in Iraq

The left really sucks. They mocked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing Timberland boots on the presidential visit of American troops at Al Asad airbase over Christmas.

This garbage would never happen with a Democrat first lady--it certainly never happened when Michelle Obama wore something that wasn't fashionable.

Let's be real--Melania Trump is a gorgeous woman and the left knows it. She looked fantastic when taking selfies with the troops. Even Yahoo News, not a conservative outlet, agreed that she looked spectacular in her "suede mustard belted blouse with dark green pants."

But so what? None of it matters to lefties though, because the First Lady can do no right and her use of Timberland boots is supposedly "out of touch."

One lefty tweeted:

"Is Melania rocking combat boots or Timbs in Iraq?"

While another cretin said:

 "Melania’s wearing TIMBS! I’m done! Melania wearing timbs dndjdjdjd how much more out of touch could she possibly be."

Another Twitter hater suggested the shoe choice had racially insensitive undertones:

"Did melania kill timbs or did the ceo of timberlands when he said he wasn’t wit (black)people wearing them casually." 

Merry Christmas, Melania. The left continues to prove their sensitivity and caring for all people, just like Antifa is anti fascist.

Vanity Fair said Melania Trump's Christmas decor always seem to have "a touch of menace to them."

They don't mock this look

"It wouldn’t be a Trump White House Christmas without, again, a menacing touch to what is otherwise a lavishly and beautifully wrought winter wonderland," said Vanity Fair. "This year, crimson red trees dotted a long hallway, dyed with what I assume is liberal blood a-boiling."

Vice even declared that Melania's decor resembles a "circle of hell Dante could never have dreamed up," proving to anyone with decency how disgusting and perpetually angry the left is.

Not Timberland boots

"It's 2018: It's well-established that we live in hell. It only makes sense that the first lady's Christmas decorations would match the bleakness of the Trump era," said the crap weasels at Vice.

Both Slate and The Cut made similar denunciations of varying cruelty. A Funny or Die video spoof also mocked Melania’s accent and suggested the trees were dipped in blood, the Daily Wire reported.

Looks just like Michelle

Vogue also published a critique of the First Lady's Christmas portrait alongside President Trump. The mean spirited article was not surprisingly written by an unnamed author, berating the rather wholesome traditional photo of the First Lady and President Trump. The author attacked it for feeling "so strangely off" while asserting the couple looked "almost like cardboard cutout versions of themselves."

The left really is overstocked with angry hack writers who still can't come to terms with Trump beating their wild-eyed queen of espionage.

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Kwanzaa is here--its founder allegedly tortured naked women and is bonkers

Toasters pop, are you listenin' 

Iron's hot, yeah it's blisterin'

A naked old sight

The victims a fright

Kwanzaaing a toaster all the day.

Anyway, Christmas has come and now it’s Kwanzaa! Schools don't actually celebrate Christmas, but they sure do Kwanzaa and do other holidays such as Ramadan and Eid, but that's another story for a different day.

So you ask, how did Kwanzaa start? 

Well kids, it all began in 1966 when a mentally ill and radical black nationalist who called himself Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga came up with the idea to create an artificial holiday. 

His real name is Ronald Everett, a native of Maryland and the 14th child of a sharecropping Baptist minister. He is 77-year-old lunatic, and teaches African studies in the ultra liberal state of California, specifically, at California State University.

In 1971 Karenga was convicted of brutally torturing two naked women. The weapons of torture included a soldering iron, a vise and a popup toaster.

The naked women belonged to Karenga's super-radical, paramilitary, black nationalist cult named the US Organization.

“Investigators said the women were held at gunpoint, forced to disrobe and were beaten.”

“Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes,” a Los Angeles Times article reports.

Karenga tortured Jones and Davis with the assistance of other cult members because he believed the women victims were using magic crystals to assassinate him on behalf of his enemies. 

And he is a professor at Cal State.

“The victims said they were living at Karenga’s home when Karenga accused them of trying to kill him by placing ‘crystals’ in his food and water and in various areas of his house.”

The women denied they were using special crystals to murder Karenga, but the denials weren't helpful.

“When they denied it, allegedly they were beaten with an electrical cord and a hot soldering iron was put in Miss Davis’ mouth and against her face,” the contemporaneous 1971 newspaper article says.

Jones also testified “that one of her own big toes was tightened in a vise. Karenga, head of US, also put detergent and running hoses in their mouths.”


“Miss Tamayo reportedly put detergent in their mouths, Smith turned a water hose full force on their faces, and Karenga, holding a gun, threatened to shoot both of them.”

The victims also said they were “were hit on the heads with toasters."

“Vietnamese torture is nothing compared to what I know,” Karenga allegedly said during the lengthy bout of torture.

A psychiatrist who examined Karenga in 1971 concluded he was insane. A sentencing hearing transcript shows that the unidentified psychiatrist believed that the founder of Kwanzaa was “both paranoid and schizophrenic.”

Or, as we say in the business, a paranoid schizophrenic.

Judge Arthur L. Alarcon ordered Karenga to undergo mental testing to determine whether Karenga had “so deteriorated mentally” that he was a threat to society.

And the website Discover the Networks has an interesting piece on Karenga, who it describes in part as a Marxist, racist.

The seven principles of Kwanzaa are: unity, self-determination, collective work, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity and faith in ourselves.

These seven Kwanzaa principles are identical to the seven principles of the infamous Symbionese Liberation Army, the murderous, bank-robbing gang of revolutionary terrorists who kidnapped newspaper heiress Patty Hearst in 1974.

A U.S. Congress document from the House Committee on Internal Security lists the Symbionese Liberation Army’s seven principles as: unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative production, purpose, creativity and faith.

During a 1975 bank robbery, Symbionese Liberation Army members murdered Myrna Opsahl, a bank customer. The 42-year-old mother of four bled to death on the floor of the bank.

Members of Karenga’s US Organization shot and killed two Black Panthers in cold blood in 1969 when the US Organization and the Black Panthers were fighting over which group would control the then-new Afro-American Studies Center at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA).

Karenga spent only four years in prison. He received a sentence of between one and 10 years for felonious assault and false imprisonment in 1971, related to the torture of Deborah Jones and Gail Davis.

A successful campaign by supporters, who wrote letters to state officials, led to a grant of parole in 1975.

Now with the new Trump administration prison reform policy, it's likely that others like Karenga will be back on the streets and creating problems. The recidivism rate is quite high for a large portion of the incarcerated community, as reported in the Bureau of Justice Statistics.

Happy Kwanzaa?

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Rep. Gutierrez says Trump's border policies would have killed Jesus

Rep. Luis Gutiérrez (D-IL) histrionically shouted that the Trump administration's immigration policy would have killed the sweet baby Jesus of Nazareth, Son of G-d. Unfortunately for the repulsive Rep., he knows little about Christ and probably doesn't give a fiddler's flatulence about Christianity unless he can politicize Him.

First of all, the border policies are not Trump's policies, they are the policies of the U.S. government and all Trump is doing is following the law as he swore to do when he held up his right hand to the Bible. Does Gutiérrez even own a Bible?

He attacked the Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen because he is fairly certain he could beat her in a fistfight. The misogynist used all his time at the House Judiciary Committee hearing to attack Nielsen as a "remorseless" liar for her repeated claims that the DHS does not have a family separation policy.

“It is repugnant to me and astonishing to me that during Christmas, a time in which we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ — a Jesus Christ who had to flee for his life with Mary and Joseph,” Gutiérrez said. “Thank God there wasn’t a wall that stopped him from seeking refuge in Egypt.

What a schmuck.

He bloviated on about thanking G_d that there was no wall at the time of Jesus and spoke about  the journey Christ had to endure, much like the journeys of those Christ-like migrants whose spark of divinity excuses them from following the law--a law that existed long before Trump came into office.

“Shame on everybody that separates children and allows them to stay at the other side of the border fearing death, fearing hunger, fearing sickness. Shame on us for wearing our badge of Christianity during Christmas and allow the secretary to come here and lie.”

Shame on that moron for staying silent when Obama was doing exactly the same thing and worse, they put kids in cages and pretended it was the Trump administration that did it.

Ms. Nielsen said Mr. Gutiérrez’s efforts to paint her as a liar are “fighting words.”

“I’m not a liar,” Ms. Nielsen replied. “We’ve never had a policy for family separation. I’m happy to walk the gentleman through it again. A policy of family separation would mean that any family that I encountered in the interior, I would separate. It would mean that any family that I found at port of entry, I would separate. It would mean every single family that I found illegally crossing, we would separate. We did none of those. What we did do is uphold the laws that Congress has passed and we prosecuted those who choose to come here illegally.”

She then noted that Mr. Gutierrez had slithered out of the room, perhaps because he's a cowardly scumcrumpet virtue-signaling wuss.

“He couldn’t be bothered to stay,” she said. “So I’m happy to tell the rest of the committee.”

“I take personal offense on behalf of the 240,000 men and women of the Department of Homeland Security,” she added.

If it were up to the Democrats, there would be no wall, no border and nothing to stop the flow of future Democrats into the country. If illegal migration directly affected Democrats, this would be a non-issue.

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I hope you have a wonderful Christmas.

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Nebraska principal tells teachers to avoid decorating rooms with Christmas-themed ornaments

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas and the idiots who have a problem with chilling out, or need to find something offense for their schadenfreude needs.

An elementary school principal in the corn-husker state was place on leave after telling his teaching staff to avoid decorating their classrooms with Christmas-themed ornaments. It's Christmas and Christians might offend non-celebrants of Christmas if they use objects that celebrate the holiday.

Evidently, the possibility of offending people who are offended by other people celebrating their holiday has given the Manchester Elementary School principal, Jennifer Sinclair, the vapors.

People who are anti-religion idiots are most susceptible to the vapors.

Sinclair sent out a memo earlier in the  week with guidelines regarding what she demands is appropriate decorations and assignments--power evidently has gone to her head.

Teachers were reportedly told by Principal Grinch that generic winter-themed items, such as sledding and scarves, and the "Frozen" character Olaf, were acceptable.

Decorations that included Santa, Christmas trees, reindeer, green and red colored items and even candy canes, however, were not acceptable for the elementary school.

The candy canes, according to KETV, were prohibited because Sinclair deemed them to have religious significance. "Historically, the shape is a 'J' for Jesus. The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his resurrection," she reportedly wrote. "This would also include different colored candy canes."

Sinclair is clearly and seriously disturbed.

"I feel uncomfortable that I have to get this specific, but for everyone's comfort, I will," Sinclair reportedly wrote in the memo.

The Elkhorn School District told Fox News in a statement that "the memo does not reflect the policy of Elkhorn Public Schools regarding holiday symbols in the school."

That's refreshing.

The district's policy states that "Christmas trees, Santa Claus and Easter eggs and bunnies are considered to be secular, seasonal symbols and may be displayed as teaching aids provided they do not disrupt the instructional program for students."

Sinclair was placed on administrative leave as of Thursday morning.

While Sinclair evidently believes she is protecting the rights of non-Christians from being offended, she is violating the rights of Christians who celebrate the holiday in this style.

I mean, candy canes?

If anyone is offended by someone else's religion and how they celebrate it, that's their problem, and they can go to hell, if they're not careful.


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CNN comes up with a powerful reason to impeach

Crappy News Network (CNN) evidently caught President Trump in a fib, so we must consider impeaching him.

CNN cameras captured Trump golfing in Palm Beach, Florida on Tuesday. Who the hell does he think he is, Barack Obama?

Trump, an avid golfer, played at his own golf course, Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach along with Sen. David Perdue (R.-GA), PGA tour player Bryson DeChambeau and former pro golfer Dana Quigley, according to the White House.

Had Trump brought along Tiger Woods, that would have changed everything.

Trump's fib was that he tweeted on Monday that he would be getting "back to work" after Christmas.

Trump tweeted Christmas night:

"I hope everyone is having a great Christmas, then tomorrow it's back to work in order to Make America Great Again (which is happening faster than anyone anticipated)!"

Trump lied, divots died. It's time to consider impeaching the President of the United States of America.

In the 2016 presidential campaign, he promised that he would mostly give up golfing if elected. Tuesday's golfing was the 85th visit to one of his courses as president, so he needs to be impeached and possibly even be incarcerated. 

In an August 2016 Virginia campaign rally he said, "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf. Believe me," Trump said.

Thank you CNN for informing the public about Trump's lies and frivolous golfing.

It's time to take him DOWN!


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Property board tears down church Nativity scene

Oceanside, Calif. -- Pastor Mike Openshaw of Lighthouse Christian Church said the president of the Ranch Maintenance Agreement Board took it upon himself to personally tear down the nativity scene in front of the church and he let it lay in heap behind the church building over property lines. 

This came after a series of contradicting messages from the board, according to NBC.

According to Openshaw, the board, which manages the land in front of the church, emailed him demanding the nativity scene be removed. They next called and apologized for the message. Then finally called to inform him the president was tearing the Nativity down.

Openshaw told NBC, "I raced up here and he was already gone, and I found the Nativity behind the monument in a jumble all disconnected and no one was here. He had come and gone quickly."

Church congregants held a demonstration in front of the church Sunday to protest the destruction of their Nativity scene, claiming that the property association violated their religious liberty.

Which, of course they did.

"This is Christmas time--to put up a Nativity is common. It's normal," Openshaw told NBC.

The problem began in October when church members set up the Nativity scene to cover up their church sign after a truck crashed into it. Openshaw filed an insurance claim, but the property association said the church had to repair the sign since it was on church property. The association has since reversed their claim, according to Openshaw, saying that the property actually belongs to the board.

Openshaw reached out to city officials and is waiting for them to officially identify the property line.

Merry Christmas ranch Maintenance Agreement Board. You apparently are disagreeable and you kind of suck.

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Priest: Keep Christ out of Xmas

Belfast -- Father Desmond O'Donnell (no relation to Rosie that we are aware of) said Christians of all denominations should realize that Christmas and Easter no longer has any sacred meaning.

"We lost Christmas, just like we lost Easter, and should abandon the word completely," the defeatist priest told The Belfast Telegraph. "We need to let it go, it's already been hijacked and we just need to recognize and accept that."

"I am simply asking that space be preserved for believers for whom Christmas has nothing to do with Santa and reindeer," he bloviated.

The good priest went on and on about his religious experience of "true Christmas" and how superficial losers see Christmas: as a fun holiday of giving and red nose reindeer. 

These people need to stop using Christ's name but they deserve to have a holiday (a word derived from the words 'holy day'). 

"I'm just trying to rescue the reality of Christmas for believers by giving up 'Christmas' and replacing it with another word [like, umm . . . 'Festivus']."

"I'm all for Christians choosing to celebrate Christmas by going out for meals and enjoying a glass of wine, but the commercialism of anything is never good."

Unless you consider growth as good.

"Faddah" O'Donnell (as Jimmy Cagney might refer to him) is a registered psychologist and author and said that he didn't intend his words to be a criticism of non-Christians.

Merry Christmas! Now let's go shopping for our loved ones.



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UK Coke could kill kids if not stopped by food nazis

United Kingdom -- Public health hall monitors and self-proclaimed "experts" are calling for Coca-Cola to be stopped from running a Christmas-themed giveaway tour in festive trucks.

These "experts" have claimed that the popular soft drink contributes to childhood obesity and the company should desist immediately. 

They have yet to weigh in on alcoholic beverages and are not protesting against pubs that serve beer and spirits. Nor have they protested against spirits companies, but this may come soon.

Two public Health Food Nazis, writing in the British Medical Journal attacked Coca-Cola for trying to "hijack" Christmas by driving around English towns and giving out free 150ml cans of Coke. 

When asked for comment about how some Islamic extremists are also trying to "hijack" Christmas, they refused to discuss the matter.

The Coca-Cola promotion ties in with an annual TV advertising campaign "holidays are coming," an unofficial kickoff to the start of Christmas.

But the journal authors Robin Ireland and John R. Ashton said that the health risks outweigh any fun the drinks may bring. The party-poopers called on the government to ban the tour.

The Coca-Cola Company hit back, saying that customers loved the giveaway and that it had age limits on participation.

Perhaps it's time we get rid of  the Nanny State and allow people to make their own life choices. They're going to do it anyway, whether it be smoking, doing drugs, eating bacon, and having a Coke.


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Man arrested in McD after demanding they turn off Christian music

A man with obvious mental issues was angered, demanding that a McDonald's restaurant turn off "Christian music."  He yelled at employees and patrons demanding they "turn it off and play Muslim and Hindu music," according to police who arrested him.

They should have challenged the idiot and asked him for some 'requests'.

Joseph Allen, 46, (ironically his age and IQ) walked into the restaurant around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday and created "a threat to the safety of others," according to a Largo Police Department report.

The police said that Allen "began cursing at customers and employees" due to the "Christian music" being played over speakers in the restaurant. The "Christian music" in question was apparently Christmas tunes.

Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer is a Christian critter, as is Frosty the Snowman, I guess.

Allen appeared to be drunk or high and approached McDonald's workers "in an aggressive manner," leaving the employees "in fear for their safety," according to the report.

After police responded to the 911 and confronted Allen, he reportedly admitted to his cursing at the workers and customers. A search of Allen turned up a small bag of methamphetamine in his pants pocket.


He was booked on disorderly conduct and narcotics possession. It turns out that he's already a convicted felon and was locked up in lieu of %2150 bond. His rap sheet included robbery; assault; grand theft; trespass; battery; disorderly intoxication; lewd and lascivious exhibition; disturbing stolen property; criminal mischief; and carrying a concealed weapon.

Mr. Allen may have voted for another unindicted felon: Hillary Clinton.


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A Christmas Miracle

A Pennsylvania woman survived more than a day in frigid wilderness outside the Grand Canyon last weekend. 

She ate twigs, drank her own urine and walked and walked in a desperate attempt to get help for her family stuck on a snowy road.

Kristen Haase, spoke about her sister's horribly-tasting ordeal in an email to Philly.com. Haase and her sister, Karen Klein, along with her husband Eric and their 10-year-old son Isaac, were driving from Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah to the Grand Canyon National Park's north rim for a winter sightseeing adventure.

Never did Karen think she would end up drinking her own pee just to stay alive. Why she chose urine over snow is a mystery.

As the family drove toward the Grand Canyon, snow began to inundate the road. They realized that they weren't going to make it and turned around in their rental car but got stuck in a ditch. 

Karen decided to trek back to the main road about 10 miles away. Maybe she'd be able to flag someone down or at least get cell phone reception.

Eric, a liberal, stayed in the car because someone had to stay back with Kristen and Isaac, just in case.

But when Karen got to the highway, it was closed due to the snow storm. She spotted a sign for the entrance of a Grand Canyon park that was 14 miles from where she shivered, so she decided to give it a go.

Klein was running out of food and water and began feeling the effects of exposure. That's when she decided to give twigs a try and washed it down with her own urine to stay hydrated. 

She walked almost 30 miles for 30 hours without stopping. Eventually, she came upon an empty cabin and found blankets to try and stay warm.

A search crew was out looking for the family and found Karen and the rest of her family. They were treated for frostbite and released from a local hospital.

Jim Driscoll, chief deputy for Coconino County (GO Coconuts!) called the rescue a "Christmas miracle."

Karen Klein is an assistant biology professor at Northampton Community College and earned a master's degree from East Stroudsburg University. Her sister said that she had wilderness survival training in the past and believes that's what saved her life.

When asked what it was like to drink her own urine, Karen shrugged, and with a twinkle in her eye said, "It's an acquired taste."

Just kidding.

Merry Christmas.


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George Michael may have died of heroin overdose

Alas, George Michael is dead and he will be missed by his many fans. Life will go on without him, but it will be a life that has changed the world.

To his fans (a word that is derived from the word 'fanatic') he was the defining pop idol of their generation and nobody can deny that he had a really nice singing voice. It is believed, however, that Michael died a recluse, looking out at the world from the confines of his spartan￡1.5 million apartment that he bought in 1999.

His boyfriend, Fadi Fawaz, a hairdresser, told of the singer-songwriter's love of singing, and how he gave us one of the most cherished Christmas songs of all time. They had been in a relationship since 2011, and it was Fawaz who discovered his dead body in his Oxfordshire home.

Fawaz told the Daily Telegraph: "We were supposed to be going for Christmas lunch. I went round there to wake him up and he was just gone, lying peacefully in bed. We don't know what happened yet."

Michael was only 53 but it is possible, and perhaps even probable, that he died of a heroin overdose or just a bad supply of the illicit drug.

"Everything had been very complicated recently, but George was looking forward to Christmas, and so was I.

"Now everything is ruined. I want people to remember him the way he was--he was a beautiful person."

In the past few years it became apparent that George Michael was living a fast, hedonistic lifestyle, a lifestyle that included heroin and who-knows-what-else. In the past year, he has been thought to have been experiencing an insidious heroin addiction and was treated in hospital for an overdose. 

"He's been rushed to A&E on several occasions," the source said. "He used heroin. I think it's amazing he's lasted as long as he has."

It was as if he just couldn't get enough of that junk into his arm. Some call it suicide, but that's too much of a stigma to place upon such a hero as George Michael.

His manager Michael Lipman said that the star died of cardiac arrest, which is common among heroin users. 

The Telegraph wrote: 

It was a deeply sad death for a man whose bravery in forcing the world to come to terms with his sexuality on his terms was widely admired, but who was dogged by the long shadow of Aids.

Michael lost several friends to AIDs and at least one homosexual lover, a lifestyle that kept him from telling his mother about his homosexual lifestyle because he knew she would worry about him contracting the disease. 

Yes, he was bravely protecting his mother from the truth and bravely being gay, much like Caitlyn Jenner who bravely went from being a 'he' to being a 'she' in his mind.

What can be braver than that? 

Even the men on the beaches of Normandy cannot make such a brave claim.

Michael's former lover Kenny Goss described him as an "extremely kind and generous man," and from all the evidence about his life, this was true.

Neighbors believed he spent Christmas Eve either alone or with his housekeeper. One nosey neighbor saw Christmas deliveries arriving but no guests. 

Church Warden David Beddall, 77, siad "He came to the midnight service last year but he didn't come this year.


"He decorated the garden with Christmas lights so we knew he was there but we didn't see him."

The singer-songwriter-hero kept a low profile in recent years, communicating to fans via Twitter, much like Donald Trump but with more syllables a loquaciousness. 

In 2014/2015 it was rumored that Michael secretly spent a year in the ￡190,000-a-month Kusnacht Practice in Switzerland after becoming addicted to cocaine. The treatment for cocaine evidently proved successful, but the heroin addiction evidently was not.

The world will be a lot less musical and more empty now that George Michael is dead from a heroin overdose.



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Grandma for Christmas in North Korea

The well-fed leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un is the Grinch who stole Christmas and maybe even Chanukah for one or two North Koreans secretly spinning their dreidels.

The corpulent crumb bun wants the few Christians of the country to celebrate his granny, Kim Jong-suk, not the Little Baby Jesus.

Jong-suk (pronounced "Suck") was born on Christmas Eve in 1919. She was an anti-Japanese guerrilla, a Commie activist, and the wife of North Korea's first dictator Kim Il Sung--a guy who put the 'dic' in dictator. She was also former dictator Kim Jong Il's mother.

Jong-suk died in 1949 under mysterious circumstances. People pay homage to the "Sacred Mother of the Revolution" by visiting her tomb and talking to the ground above her pile of bones.

The hog-bod dictator has been very obsessed with banning Christmas ever since Santa refused to bring him an anti-tank rocket launcher and has banned it. 

In 2014, he went berserk after learning that South Korea planned to erect a huge Christmas tree along the border. The chubster threatened an all-out war so the tree never went up.

Despite his hatred for Christmas trees, because they're inedible, they can be found in Pyongyang in certain upscale shops and eateries. But don't expect to find any crosses, Santas or angels on the tree--no religious symbols are allowed--only photos of the fat man and his granny. 

Ironically, Pyongyang at one time had more Christians than any other city in Korea, but in the early 1950s authorities nixed all Christian activities in the country. It's estimated that there are between 50,000 and 70,000 Christians locked up in prisons due to their faith. The prisons are similar to concentration camps.


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Another possible Islamist attack in Australia

A van loaded with gas bottles crashed into the Australian Christian Lobby office in Canberra on Wednesday and then exploded.

No staff members were hurt but the condition of the driver is unknown Lyle Shelton, Lobby manager, tweeted. Along with Shelton's tweet was an image of the burnt out vehicle and he called it a "car bomb."

The blast was powerful enough to destroy several building windows and damaged an extensive amount of property.

The van headed toward the front of the building, a police spokesperson confirmed. 

Of course, no determination as to whether the event was intentional or accidental was made, but it's a Christian building, it's almost Christmas, the van was packed with gas and the incident comes only hours after another minivan drove into a farmers market in Beijing and few days after a Christmas market in Berlin was attacked by a jihadist with a truck.

No screams of "Allahu Akbar" were heard, but that doesn't mean they weren't screamed.

"There are no public safety issues and ACT are seeking any witnesses to the incident," the spokesperson said.

Please have a safe and happy Christmas and Hanukkah. 


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A Very Merry Democratic Christmas

Merry Christmas from the Democratic Senate leadership. You'll find pink slips on your desk--don't let the door hit you . . .

Incoming Senate Minority Leader Chuck "Nostrils" Schumer, cousin to foul-mouth Amy, isn't feeling so good now that his party, particularly Hillary Clinton, got their collective tushes kicked. Not only did Hillary lose the presidential election, on the electoral votes, she lost 5 more to Trump's 2--so she lost twice.

So, shoot the messengers. Or, at least blame them for your failures. 

Nearly every member of the Senate Democratic Media Center has been fired, a senior Democratic aide told Fox News. Chucky swung the axe on Friday, as staffers some with decades of experience were given the old "heave-ho" by the party that really cares about "the folks."

The firings come amid plans to revamp the unit that handles video content. The fact that the Democrats not only lost the presidential race to a guy with funny hair and the vocabulary of Dora the Explorer, they failed to capture the House and the Senate and lost state legislative races all across this beautiful country of ours.

The loose-tongue aide said that Chucky decided Senate Democrats would need to come up with sharper, more creative digital content. [If only they had done that during the campaign, Hillary would have won, and the Democrats would be in the position to bring this country to its collective knees.]

Of course, part of the problem is that the party is run by the "Coastie Elites." They are the taxpayer-made wealthy and are as connected to the working class people as Hillary is connected to the truth.

Regarding the heartless firings, a senior Democratic aide said, "As a result, we are bringing in new people with expertise in digital videos and content for Facebook [aka "Fakebook"] Twitter, and other social media. The mission of the revamped SDMC will be to produce more content to make content more creative and catchy, and to do so faster than we've been able to do in the past."

Perhaps they'll be able to come up with catchy Hillary jingles for 2020.

"She has her own bus and her own uterus, 'cause she's Hiiiiillary, sweet Hiiiillary She will speak for a fee, 'cause she doesn't come free, yes she's Hiiiiillary, Hiiiillary"

But maybe not.

So the holidays are here and the firings are in, and Schumer has "cleaned house." Ho, ho, ho. While we don't know exactly how many Democrats were fired because they had flawed candidates with old worn out ideas, we know it was a substantial number.

A Republican Senate aide called the timing of the firings "brutal."

"Job creation has never been a strength of the Democrats, but firing staffers just days before the holidays so they can play catch-up is pretty brutal,' the aide said.

I call it "liberal."


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