The Left comes up with unique idea to save money: cancel Christmas presents

Cancel culture has gotten a pretty bad rap recently and it may have taken the start of a Biden recession to put it in perspective. Things are hard to find and harder to pay for.

Every year millions of people feel happiness and joy with the coming of Christmas but let's not kid ourselves; running the shopping race isn't the source of their glee. There are so many family and friends to buy gifts for that it can bring us down to a state of Christmas depression. 

And the recession isn't helping matters.

A stuffed toy for your kid that used to cost, say, fifteen bucks, now goes for twenty, thirty, or more, and that's only if you can find the stuffy in a retail store that hasn't been looter-liberated by some group that sees themselves as victimized and therefore deserves restitution for whatever reason works in their favor.

The Biden-Harris-Pelosi-Sanders-Klain-Obama-AOC administration have come up with a solution: just don't buy gifts for anyone. This saves you money for gifts, saves the environment from pollution, and gives you more time to protest the à la mode gripe you have that needs addressing. 

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Hopefully the protest you attend will be close to home so you can save the planet.

You can do without the spiced ham, baked potato, hot cross buns, and dessert. And you can tell the kids, no mater what their age, that Santa isn't real so don't expect him any time soon. Let them know you're on an austerity schedule this year with your money. If they don't go along with it, well then they ain't your kids.

So, if you listened to your betters on the Left and foregone the turkey for Thanksgiving, and you follow this advice, you will have more money to be thankful for, and instead of the Earth burning up in ten more years, you will have bought the planet another month.

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WaPo reporter loses his mind--sees some birds as racist

"You lookin' at me?"

If everything is racist, nothing is racist. At least not by any normal definition of the word: "a person who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward people on the basis of their membership in a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized." [Online Dictionary]

Ironically, the definition seems to hold more toward people on the Left who currently show prejudging and antagonism toward White people, particularly men. This is often a technique used by White people to feel superior to other White people and covertly shout their virtue to the world of woke.

But now we have a Washington Post reporter who has decided that it's time for cancel culture and its latest targets are "racist" birds.

Birds.

The Post ran a totally ridiculous report on Thursday, titled "The racist legacy many birds carry." The story focused on the "birding community," which is currently racking it's 23 cumulative brain neurons in a debate "about the names of species connected to enslavers, supremacists and grave robbers."

"Corina Newsome is a Black ornithologist, as rare as some of the birds she studies," Post environmental justice reporter Darryl Fears wrote, obviously focusing on Newsome's skin color because that's the way racist "justice reporters" see everything--in terms of skin color. 

Fears began his piece noting that Newsome was  hired to "break down barriers" at the Georgia Audubon nature preserve. Bird barriers.

"But overcoming those barriers will be daunting. As with the wider field of conservation, racism and colonialism are in ornithology’s DNA, indelibly linked to its origin story. The challenge of how to move forward is roiling White ornithologists as they debate whether to change as many as 150 eponyms, names of birds that honor people with connections to slavery and supremacy."

Fears wrote that birds such as Bachman’s sparrow and Wallace’s fruit dove "bear the names of men who fought for the Southern cause, stole skulls from Indian graves for pseudoscientific studies that were later debunked, and bought and sold Black people."

Gee, can we cancel all of history while we're at it? Every person in history is an imperfect creation and has their faults.

The best use of Fears' article is that it makes for an excellent birdcage liner.

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They're coming to cancel us all, hee-hee

First they came for Aunt Jemima; then they came for Uncle Ben; soon they came for Dr. Seuss; and Donald Trump; then Chris Harrison; and Mr. Potato Head. Now the cancel culture, virtue-signaling losers are coming after Pepe Le Pew, the cis gender skunk who loves cis female skunks.

Somehow, these pea-brained censoring sleaze balls see Pepe as, um, problematic.

Le Pew is a Looney Tunes cartoon character, a company whose name clearly insults the mentally ill community and should be canceled. He came to the attention of the former newspaper New York Times' Charles Blow, whose name clearly suits him, whereby he argued that racism is everywhere in our culture, especially where he can make a few bucks hustling it, like Al Sharptongue.

Blow's job that he took on was to write an op-ed which he titled "Six Seuss Books Bore a Bias" in which he tried to convince people [who actually take him seriously] that racism is deeply ingrained into American culture and fed to our kids when they're very young. It's everywhere. Everywhere. And if you don't admit it, you're a racist. 

And if you don't admit you're a racist, that's because you are a racist.

Disney character--not canceled

Blow said Le Pew telegraphed the wrong message that only people with chronic brain dysfunction can understand. He claims that the French skunk normalized and perpetuated rape culture when he was seen in one episode making sexual passes at himself in a mirror. Okay, maybe the mirror story is untrue, but the rape culture was actually something Blow trumpeted in his story.

Not canceled

Anyone who is influenced to rape someone because they viewed a Pepe Le Pew cartoon, is on mental par with Blow, or is constantly using blow and can't think straight.

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Amazon changes logo to look less like Hitler

OMG! It's Hitler!

First it's the CPAC layout that looks slightly like an obscure Nazi insignia from World War 2, and now it's an image that reminds the cancel culture complainers of Hitler's mustache. If they can come for that and Dr. Seuss books, they can and will come for you.

This is no joke, as reported by Paul Joseph Watson in his Summit newsletter. This really happened.

Amazon was forced to redesign a new logo for its app after Twitter cancel culturists claimed that the image resembled Adolf Hitler.

The app logo designed went public in January and resembles what appears to be a cardboard box with a strip of blue tape centered on top--and it is rumored that Der Führer would often color his hair blue to signal his wokeness to special people in his inner circle of fellow scumbags.

After Amazon launched the new design, Twitter users racked their lizard brains to come up with a reason the logo insulted them. The reason was the old Nazi ploy, of course: it reminded them of the Nazi dictator if they squinted their eyes and pulled a hair from their nose.

With conservatives and Trump supporters, they don't even need to extract a hair--we just do remind them of Nazis because they are crazy.

“My parents use Amazon nearly every day,” said a cancel culture lunatic named Sam Hutchings. “They’re going to be lost for the next few days. When they ask where Amazon’s gone, I’ll tell them to look for the cardboard Hitler…”

And he probably isn't even Jewish.

In a vague statement provided to TODAY, the company said, “Amazon is always exploring new ways to delight our customers. We designed the new icon to spark anticipation, excitement, and joy when customers start their shopping journey on their phone, just as they do when they see our boxes on their door step.”

And this is especially true for the doorstep pirates.

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White host of "Bachelor" on "cancel hold" after accusations of "perpetuating racism" for speaking out against cancel culture

It's Black History Month and the month of Lincoln's and Washington's birthdays. But wait, they've been victims of cancel culture so strike that from the record.

A TV show called "The Bachelor" is hosted by a White man named Chris Harrison. He announced this weekend that he's stepping down "for a period of time" after being accused of perpetuating racism when he asked that a contestant of the show be given "grace" and a chance to explain an alleged racist photo. I don't watch "The Bachelor" or any show even remotely similar to it, but I understand that others do.

“This historic season of The Bachelor should not be marred or overshadowed by my mistakes or diminished by my actions,” Harrison said in a weasel statement. He noted that this is the first season of the long-running reality program to feature a Black contestant, bachelor Matt James. “To that end, I have consulted with Warner Bros. and ABC and will be stepping aside for a period of time and will not join for the After the Final Rose special.” Whatever that means.

Harrison was verbally attacked last week after suggesting, in an interview with “Extra,” that the top contender for James’ engagement ring, Rachael Kirkconnell, deserved the opportunity to explain why she was pictured at an “antebellum”-themed fraternity formal in 2018, dressed as a pre-Civil War southern belle.

It appears that we now must pretend that American history doesn't exist and that everything we do is racist if cancel culture vultures don't like you. Now Kirkconnell must go under the microscope to see what else she may have worn, said, thought or smiled at.

Well, one thing the butt munchers claimed to have found was that Kirkconnell's parents voted for Donald Trump, and that's enough to have her barred from ever working anywhere at any time. But naturally, the voting information was unverified, as is the wont of the left.

Another unverified allegation was that she had shamed a former friend for dating black men, which deserves a validity rating of: Screw You.

How quickly these turds judge others. And yes, I am judging them as turds based on their behavior not allegations of it.

Harrison is a coward for apologizing, but unlike conservatives and Trump supporters, he just might be forgiven if he takes enough time off. Naturally, it's also quite probable that he will not be forgiven and have to unfortunately resign "to spend more time with [my] family."

They should call it "cancer culture" not cancel culture. Sick bast**ds.

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Biden will select Deb Haaland and other diverse people for his cabinet

President-elect Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., plans to nominate a bunch of people with different levels of melanin, different genders along the 87 gender spectrum, different levels of victimhood status, and different countries of origin for his diverse socialist-oriented Cabinet.

For the position of the Department of the Interior, Biden selected Rep. Deb Haaland  (D-NM) a Native American [formerly known as American Indian] because that would help fulfill his quota of non-white, non-straight cabinet members. He is still shy of a Black one-legged Asian midget and a left-handed Latinx transgender lesbian woman. 

Once these slots are filled, Biden will have the most diverse cabinet in the history of the planet.

 If Haaland is confirmed, she will be the first Native American to serve in that position, but not the first Native American in an even higher political position. That honor goes to Charles Curtis, the Vice President under Republican President Herbert Hoover. Curtis served from 1929 to 1933, so when it comes to "firsts," Biden and the Democratic Party are lightyears behind.

Charles Curtis with not Elizabeth Warren

The Department of the Interior is home to the Bureau of Indian Affairs, a department whose name is an insult to actual Indians, but the cancel culture has yet to get to it as they are working their way through high schools and community colleges named after Americans less virtuous than these Marxist cancelers. 

 Haaland, 59, is an enrolled squaw of the Pueblo of Laguna Native American tribe and serves on the House Natural Resources Committee. She was one of the first two Native American squaws elected to the United States Congress, the other being Democratic Kansas Rep. Sharice Davids.

Biden has babbled to appoint a diverse Cabinet, noting on several occasions that he wants his administration to look like the United States. If it did, there would be at least 73 percent Caucasians. 13 percent Blacks, the remainder comprised of Latino, Asians and the kitchen sink. 

Next you have the variegated religions, the largest being leftism, then Protestant, followed by Catholic, then Jewish, then Muslim, then pagan, then the kitchen sinkers.

His Cabinet selections thus far have included several historic appointments, including Alejandro Mayorkas, a Cuban American, as the first Latino head of the Department of Homeland Security; Janet Yellen as the first leftist woman to head the Treasury; and Pete Buttigieg for Transportation secretary, the second openly gay guy in an administration--the first is Rick Grenell, but the press doesn't count him because he's a Republican and the press is Democratic.

The selection was confirmed to USA TODAY by a source familiar with the decision who was not authorized to speak publicly.

Haaland told NPR that if she was nominated for the Interior role, it “would mean a lot to Indian country,” forgetting that the word "Indian" is offensive to the NFL, MLB and the cancel culture vultures.

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Joy Reid implies POTUS is faking a COVID diagnosis to "get out of the debates"

MSNBC host Joy[less] Reid has stopped focusing in on making fun of gay people and has instead put all of her efforts into attacking President Trump. She has become a conspiracy theorist and this time, she has completely lost her mind.

Reid is suggesting the President Trump was fabricating a COVID-19 [aka China Virus] diagnosis to "get out of the debates."

This is so stupid on several levels.

First, Trump loves the television spotlight. He is perhaps the most tv present president in history, and not just the USA, but the entire planet. He would never forgo a chance to appear in front of the American public.

Second, there is no way Trump believes he lost the debate to "Sleepy Joe." It isn't in his DNA to think that way. Additional debates will add to his win, at least that appears to be his way of thinking. You can call him a narcissist--anyone with the confidence to run for President of the United States would have to be--but he believes he's doing a great job and he believes most of the American people see it the same way.

Third, I believe he has learned what he did wrong in the first debate: not letting mush-mouth Biden fumble along. Trump's interruptions actually helped Biden look better than his mental state actually appears to be. Had Trump allowed Joe to finish his first sentence, he would have likely forgotten what he said by the second sentence.

It's a fact that the frequency of Biden's public appearances narrows his lead over Trump. People on the left are beginning to see what those on the right already know: Joe Biden is suffering from senile dementia, and not the first stage, but somewhere in the middle of the disorder.

After it was announced that Trump was being sent to Walter Reed Medical Center for a hospital stay, Reid parroted claims her so-called "friends" were texting her.

The "Reid Out" host tweeted this Friday morning:

"Here’s how wrecked Trump’s credibility is at this point: I’ve got a cellphone full of texts from people who aren’t sure whether to believe Trump actually has covid. 'He lies so much,' one friend just texted. 'Is he just doing this to get out of the debates?' others are texting." 

So Reid has lowered her credibility again and she caught flak from her critics amid the escalated developments on Trump's illness.

Media reporter for The Hill, Joe Concha tweeted:

"65K likes on this one from a national primetime host. Aged well with the president now on his way to Walter Reed."

Steve Krakauer of Fourth Watch posted:

"Your friends are basically Qanon but from the left, I’m not sure you’re doing you or them any favors by broadcasting this to the world..." 

Jerry Dunleavy, reporter for the Washington Examiner sarcastically quipped, referring to her blog post claim from the past: 

"It looks like the conspiracy theorist who hacked Joy Reid's blog has now apparently hacked her Twitter account too. Cyber security is a serious problem!" 

You may recall that Reid in 2017 first denied then apologized for her past "hurtful" statements about LGBTQ people she made in the mid-to-late 2000s. Initially she claimed they were the result of an elaborate hack of her account.

One Twitter user posted these observations:

And finally:

But MSNBC does not cancel [terminate] homophobic black women as long as they are woke and apologize for getting caught. 

Reid actually got away with posts suggesting, without real evidence, that Karl Rove, Tom Cruise, and the son of Chief Justice John Roberts was gay. Worse, she made other remarks about gay people such as "adult gay men tend to be attracted to very young, post-pubescent types." She even once claimed that conservative pundit Ann Coulter was a man.

Finally, before joining MSNBC, Reid blogged that then-Florida Gov. Charlie Crist was gay and nicknamed him "Miss Charlie," and said he only married a woman for political purposes.

If her blog posts and tweets were done prior to her joining the far-left network, why would anyone have bothered to hack her in the first place? She was unknown back then and her hacking claim doesn't hold water.

So don't allow Reid's claim about President Trump using a covid diagnosis as a way of bailing out on the debates bother you. Consider the source.

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Michigan B & B owners take down Norwegian flag after woke bashing

Greg and Kjersten Offenbecker run a bed and breakfast near Lansing, Michigan and flew a Norwegian flag adorning The Nordic Pineapple, their B & B outside in St. Johns.

The home is a Civil War-era house built by a Union brevet general in 1861 and spreads out almost 9,000 square feet. Kjersten's grandfather was born in Norway,  and she named the house in honor of her Norwegian heritage.

An idiot passerby repeatedly came along and thought the Norwegian flag was a Civil War Confederate flag, because, hey, idiots make mistakes, and this idiot saw an opportunity to virtue signal and tell everyone in the area that the B & B was flying a Confederate flag.

The Offenbeckers moved to the property in 2018 and nobody said "boo" about the flag until the left began canceling everything they could find that would make them feel superior to everyone whose lives they ruined. Now the couple have received "at least a dozen hateful emails" by cowards who dared not confront them face-to-face, which may have educated them as to what country the flag represents.

Initially, when the Offenbeckers overheard people talking about their bed and breakfast, they thought they were being complimented on it. "I was so happy at first," Kjersten told a local newspaper. Then she learned that they were gossiping about their flag. "Oh my gosh; this town thinks that we're hanging the Confederate flag," she said.

The Norwegian flag was adopted in 1821 and while the Confederate flag has a slightly similar design, the differences between them are obvious. Norway uses a blue Nordic cross outlined in white and laid over red. The Confederate "stars and bars" flag, uses a St. Andrew's cross adorned with stars, a design that originated in Scotland.

Kjersten said she can’t see the resemblance because she grew up with the Norwegian flag. “To me they are two distinct flags,” she explained. Her husband, Greg Offenbecker, was more blunt and expressed his frustration with people’s ignorance. “It bugs me as far as the stupidity of people,” he said. “Even if the flag is blowing in the wind or laying limp, there are no stars on it. They look nothing alike.”

Tell that to those ignorant people who have a problem with it.

As it turns out, the Offenbeckers removed both the Norwegian and American flags to satisfy their community of cancel culture nose pickers.



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The left tries to cancel Goya Foods after CEO complimented POTUS: big left loss

This is what amounts to a hill of beans

Remember how when the left wanted to boycott Chic-fil-A the right all went out to their local Chic-fil-A and stood in line just to get lunch? Remember how the left made the hashtag #BoycottGoya go viral?

Well, the same asshats who tried to cancel Chic-fil-A and got the opposite results, just got the same deal with Goya.

Thank you patriots.

Goya Foods appears to be headed toward the Chick-fil-A effect, a "buy-cott" where the more the left cancel culture hates it, the more conservatives buy it. This is beginning to look as if it's the case here.

After Goya CEO Robert Unanue’s expressed support for Trump, as he also did for Obama, and after the Left’s subsequent threats to boycott Goya, an Hispanic-owned company, customers have been buying their products as a counter-protest.

According to Fox Business, the “buy-cott” began when radio host Mike Opelka encouraged people on Twitter to buy up $10 worth of Goya Food products.

“My brother came up with a terrific idea and I am encouraging all to join me in purchasing $10 worth of Goya Foods products and donating them to your local food bank,” Opelka tweeted. “Let’s push a BUY-cott, not a boycott. Let’s show the #Goyaway people what compassion can do.”

Fox News host Mark Levin tweeted:

Go out today and buy your Goya foodshttps://t.co/O9undwBG8i
— Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow)

And Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) tweeted:

Most of these people fronting about a #GOYABOYCOTT either don’t use @GoyaFoods anyways
And most of the ones who do will cave by #NocheBuena pic.twitter.com/lKydzqpXuA
— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) July 11, 2020

On Saturday, a GoFundMe was started to raise money to feed the hungry using Goya Food products; it has since amassed over $43,000 dollars.

“I’m not surprised we have raised so much because people are tired of having to walk on eggshells in political discourse,” Casey Harper, who started the GoFundMe, told FOX Business. “Also, Americans are fundamentally generous people, so a chance to feed the hungry and stand up to cancel culture was an easy win.”

The words that triggered the Left by Bob Unanue at the Rose Garden during his Hispanic prosperity initiative was: “We’re all truly blessed … to have a leader like President Trump who is a builder. We have an incredible builder, and we pray. We pray for our leadership, our president.”

Leftist heads exploded and tears flowed. How dare anyone say something nice about the American President. It was time for revenge for them. It was time for them to take down that Puerto Rican man and show him how to think right.

But they didn't and Unanue didn't apologize to those woke Marxists.

And of course, President Trump had to get into the act telling America, "I love Goya."


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Washington Redskin name to be canceled

So here's the joke: the NFL's Washington Redskins are being pressured by the virtue signalers to change their name because 'Redskins" denotes the melanin pigmentation in the skin of Native Americans, at least that's what they say but personally, I don't see it.

But that being said, why is Black Lives Matter able to get away with "Black" in their title? Okay, let's leave that one alone.

Some of the idiotic names they've come up with. The first one is: The Washington Redtails, a name that sounds like it came from a hemorrhoid ad or perhaps the Audubon Society. It's a feeble effort to keep the red color in the title while making the players the butt of the joke. The name has gained some momentum on social media and Peter Rogers, a designer, came up with a logo and uniform for The Redtails.

An aside: Canada's CFL has a team called the "Ottawa Red Blacks." Hmm.

On a serious note, the name 'Redtails' comes from the World War 2 Tuskegee Airmen, the first black military pilots in the US military, according to Rogers. "The nickname 'Redtails' comes from their planes, which had a distinct crimson tail."

Another name is the Washington Warriors. That isn't going to go over big with leftist pacifists, but they probably don't watch football and hide out in their safe spaces when it's on TV.

The Washington Monuments, believe it or not, is a real name being considered. Can you imagine the other teams in their locker rooms before the games: "Let's tear down those f"""ing Monuments!"

According to the Communist News Network (CNN), other names are also up for grabs and these are the betting odds for the next name (courtesy of SportsBetting.ag):

Presidents +300
Generals +400
Lincolns +400
Americans +500
Kings +500
Memorials +500
Capitols +600
Veterans +600
Jeffersons +700
Roosevelts +700
Monuments +800
Arlingtons +1000

Let's be real. The cancel culture hates every single one of these names for reasons that are obvious.  Even The Washington Redtails is offensive to them because George Washington was a product of his times and owned slaves, although he eventually set them free. So until they change the name of the town, the left wants to cancel the NFL. In fact, they even want to cancel the "N" in NFL. It offends their need for Marxism.

So leave the name, Washington Redskins, and make them try and change it. Statistics show that of all the folks who watch NFL football, only 43 of them are liberals, the rest are conservatives.

Perhaps it's time to not watch NFL football now that they've gone into advertising their political positions on their uniforms.

What are they thinking?


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