Six possible names for the Washington Football Team

The Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins,  has become woke and will be changing their name and their logo, which will be revealed early next year. It isn't certain that a name has already been decided upon, but if not, I have several suggestions I would like to throw out there and would welcome any suggestions you, the American people, can come up with.

Normally, when you read an article with a list of items you're being asked to consider, the writer will have a long introduction before he or she gets to the meat of the article. I find that annoying and usually skim down to the items numbered to save time. So, without further ado, let's get to it.

1. The Washington Wokesters. 

This one was obvious and had to be the first mentioned. No longer is the NFL composed of gridiron warriors who are patriotic and have American values, the league has fallen victim to the whims of the far-Left and must be constantly aware of the possibility of being canceled as a billion dollar money cow.

2. The Washington Mostly Black Football Team.

If the NFL can get away with even temporarily naming The Washington Redskins 'The Washington Football Team,' describing the team based upon what woke society deems most important, skin color, seems appropriate for a woke group of footballers.

3. The Washington Kneelers. 

Because that's how conservatives see them at the playing of the National Anthem. The name is fitting and descriptive of what has become of our society. The team should be happy with this name as much as they are to kneel at the start of each game that has the audacity to play the "Star Spangled Banner."

4. The Capital Hit Squad.

This name not only honors the hitting that takes place in football, it honors the squad, a group of anti-Semitic, far-Left America-hating socialists with a combined IQ of an eggplant. In fact, if Washington doesn't adapt this name, perhaps Alexandria Obviously-Communist will on behalf of the girls.

5. The Washington Democrats.

Just sayin'. 

And finally the name I like the most:

6. The Washington Red Shins.

They get those shins from doing "Number 3" above. And c'mon, man. Look at how closely the name resembles The Washington Redskins without the horrible racist implications recently discovered by some pimple-face BS grad who took a time out from watching porn and doing a Jeffrey Toobin to call out the team of the nation's capital as racist.

So let's see what the team comes up with early next year--I can't wait. 

Team president Jason "I Can Do No" Wright said the team will come up with a new name and logo, but they will keep their traditional burgundy and gold colors rather than going to the LGBTQ+ rainbow colors they were seriously considering.

Thus far, there have been 40,000 submissions to a digital creative agency Code and Theory for the new name and logo, but I have no doubt that my readers will put those Leftists to shame, so don't be shy--go to the comments section on the homepage and submit your choices.

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Washington [Redskins] Football Team going full-woke as they will dump their cheerleaders

The Washington Football Team, formerly known as the Redskins, want to be more inclusive by excluding their cheerleaders and any resemblance to American football. 

Every day with every play, they are fighting racism, injustice and the National Anthem. As Joe Biden would say, "God love 'em."

After half a century of seasons this will be the first in which actual women with pom poms and short skirts will not be seen at the games. In their place will be a dance squad comprised of young virile men and semi-attractive actual women, according to Petra Pope [or Pee Pee as her friends call her], the Redskins' newly hired senior adviser. 

Pope told USA Today that "we want to be more inclusive" and some have suggested they also hire some actual women to play on the team, since it's mostly comprised of big strong men, mostly black, and no women at all.

"Being super athletic" is the new goal, Pope added: "We're able to do more things with the strength of a male, and lifts, so that's changed a great deal. The inclusivity, strength, and interest of choreography has changed."

Boring.

Pope has more than 30 years of NBA entertainment experience and we all know how great the entertainment is at basketball games. She doesn't work for the WNBA because nobody actually goes to those games save a few women who enjoy watching other women do all the work.

Pope said all contracts with Washington's cheerleaders have expired, so tah-tah, unless you get selected at the 2021 audition with the dance squad.

As for the team's new woke moniker, it was reported last summer that it was a temporary fix while the front office searches for a new name and mascot for future seasons. Some of the names they might consider are: "The Washington Cis Men," "The Washington Huge Minority Men Mostly," "The Washington Testosterone," and 'The Capitol Football Rioters." 

And to think, all this new wokeness started with the death of George Floyd, a Black man high on fentanyl in a police-authorized knee hold who later died in police custody. Apparently, Floyd had enough drugs in his system to open a pharmacy, but that didn't matter to Black Lives Matter since it gave them and Antifa a reason to riot, loot, burn and kill indiscriminately. 

Redskin's owner Dan Snyder has said previously he'd never change the team's name, but he lied.

Last July, numerous women who worked for the franchise claimed they were sexually harassed by team employees. Not coincidentally among the women in question were members of the 2008 and 2010 cheerleading squads; it was alleged that team employees created videos of outtakes from calendar shoots when the women weren't fully dressed, USA Today wrote.

The football franchise denied the existence of videos, and a lawyer representing the team and Snyder told the paper that the matter "has been resolved."

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Washington Redskin name to be canceled

So here's the joke: the NFL's Washington Redskins are being pressured by the virtue signalers to change their name because 'Redskins" denotes the melanin pigmentation in the skin of Native Americans, at least that's what they say but personally, I don't see it.

But that being said, why is Black Lives Matter able to get away with "Black" in their title? Okay, let's leave that one alone.

Some of the idiotic names they've come up with. The first one is: The Washington Redtails, a name that sounds like it came from a hemorrhoid ad or perhaps the Audubon Society. It's a feeble effort to keep the red color in the title while making the players the butt of the joke. The name has gained some momentum on social media and Peter Rogers, a designer, came up with a logo and uniform for The Redtails.

An aside: Canada's CFL has a team called the "Ottawa Red Blacks." Hmm.

On a serious note, the name 'Redtails' comes from the World War 2 Tuskegee Airmen, the first black military pilots in the US military, according to Rogers. "The nickname 'Redtails' comes from their planes, which had a distinct crimson tail."

Another name is the Washington Warriors. That isn't going to go over big with leftist pacifists, but they probably don't watch football and hide out in their safe spaces when it's on TV.

The Washington Monuments, believe it or not, is a real name being considered. Can you imagine the other teams in their locker rooms before the games: "Let's tear down those f"""ing Monuments!"

According to the Communist News Network (CNN), other names are also up for grabs and these are the betting odds for the next name (courtesy of SportsBetting.ag):

Presidents +300
Generals +400
Lincolns +400
Americans +500
Kings +500
Memorials +500
Capitols +600
Veterans +600
Jeffersons +700
Roosevelts +700
Monuments +800
Arlingtons +1000

Let's be real. The cancel culture hates every single one of these names for reasons that are obvious.  Even The Washington Redtails is offensive to them because George Washington was a product of his times and owned slaves, although he eventually set them free. So until they change the name of the town, the left wants to cancel the NFL. In fact, they even want to cancel the "N" in NFL. It offends their need for Marxism.

So leave the name, Washington Redskins, and make them try and change it. Statistics show that of all the folks who watch NFL football, only 43 of them are liberals, the rest are conservatives.

Perhaps it's time to not watch NFL football now that they've gone into advertising their political positions on their uniforms.

What are they thinking?


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Banning the Reds***s and Other Offensive Things Like the Koran

We need to ban everything that offends a significant number of people in our society. In fact, I believe liberal colleges across the country should offer courses in Offense Theory so that we can learn just how angry we should be over offensive books, titles, ideas, words, etc., etc.

We have banned the "N" word and a whole host of homophobic words and slurs. Why not ban the Koran, the Islamic book allegedly written by Allah with the help of Mohammed who needed the help of a scribe because the prophet of Islam was illiterate and a pedophile? But that's not what this post is about this time.

If we're to ban a team name of Redskins, I think we need to ban books that are clearly anti-Christian and anti-Semitic; specifically, the Koran.

The Koran can be thought of as two books, the early book when Mohammed was in Mecca, and the later or last book, when Mohammed's army had grown from a few hundred to about ten thousand, and this was when he and his troops were in Medina. The chapters, or suras, are not listed chronologically but in terms of length, so sura number 2, for example, actually came during the Medina period when Mohammed was cutting off heads and such. This should sound familiar to anyone who pays attention to world events in Iraq of late.

So, speaking of the Jews, the Koran says: "And they say: Our hearts are covered. Nay. Allah has cursed them on account of their unbelief, so little it is that they believe." (2:88) The "them" being referred to are the Jews. But there's more.

2:98 "Whoever is the enemy of Allah and His angels and His apostles and Jibreel and Meekaeel, so surely Allah is the enemy of the unbelievers."

But I find it offensive for any religion to refute the legitimacy of another religion, but alas, Islam does it: "Ibrahim was not a Jew nor a Christian but he was (an) upright (man), a Muslim, and he was not one of the polytheists." 3:67. As you may know, Ibrahim was Abraham and was born several thousand years before Islam became a religion. And Abe was a Jew--I know, I was invited to his bar mitzvah.

One of my all-time favorite suras is 5:51 "O you who believe! do not take Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other, and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people."

And I am very offended by the Koran where it claims that Muslims gave the Jews their holy scripture, the Torah (2:65), and gave Mary, the mother of Jesus, "Clear (Signs) and strengthened him with the holy spirit" (2:87). First of all, I find it very offensive the Koran did not capitalize "him" when referring to Jesus, like they capitalize "Him" when they refer to Allah. I also find it offensive that Islam takes credit for both the Jews and Christians while actually screwing up time lines of history and changing Judeo-Christian scripture.

"Taste ye Jews, the punishment of burning" (3:18). How sweet the holy Koran and how tolerant. Is it any wonder at all why Islam targets Jews and Christians? Is it any wonder why the Palestinians want to destroy Israel, their "Little Satan" and then destroy us, the "Big Satan?" The hatred is in the Koran and I think we Christians and Jews need to take a stand and get it banned. In fact, that might work as a slogan: "Take a stand and get it banned!"

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A Convenient Claim: racism

"The word 'racism' is like ketchup. It can be put on practically anything--and demanding evidence makes you a 'racist.' --Thomas Sowell

Nobody with at least half a brain believes that racism has been totally eradicated in the world. But to generalize and say that America is a racist country, as if it is the rule rather than the exception, makes as much sense as claiming Malaysian Flight MH 370 was abducted by aliens from the planet Deneb. I mean, who do you think you are anyway, Alex Jones?

Barack Obama and his point man, Eric Holder, are still trying to deal out the race card. Just listen to Holder's take on America--he believes that segregation still exists in our schools but liberals refuse to allow for school choice.

The left speaks about conservatives as if we are all racists, but it's the left who robs the poor and minorities of incentives with social welfare programs, 'Obama Phones,' and Food Stamps, treating the masses as if they are children who don't know what's best for them.

Like Thomas Sowell said, racism is like ketchup. But who are the real racists? Is it those of us who treat all people as adults and apply adult expectations to them, or is it the left who believe minorities need special help, special entitlements and services in order to survive? 

The real problem with racism is that it's used to describe anyone you disagree with or who is trying to debate an opposing belief. People who disagree President Obama are labeled 'racists,' and those of us aware enough of the perils of the spread of Islam in the West are dubbed the same, in spite of the fact that a religion is not a race, it is a belief, and beliefs can be questioned.

The left isn't sensitive over racism; it's looking for it in every nook and cranny of our lives. The Washoe Tribe of Nevada and California are upset that over 140 years ago, Mark Twain (whose real name was Samuel Clemens) held racist views of native people. Thus, they are protesting the naming of Lake Tahoe cove in his honor.

The left is angry over the Washington Redskins name, in spite of the fact that native Americans aren't upset about it, in general. They say it insults native Americans. The truth is closer to the notion that the left is insulted for them.

Ayaan Hirsi-Ali was forbidden to speak at Brandeis "University" due to her beliefs about Islamic practices (like gender mutilation, beheadings, stonings, and arranged marriages) that she observed or experienced growing up in Somalia. They said she is racist.

Maybe in 100 years from now, society will look back at us and say, "Thank you, liberals. Inshallah."

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Obama and the Wussification of Sports Team Names

We have become a nation of sensitive whiners and hyper-sensitive complainers. Now the president is getting involved with this nonsense. The Washington Redskins are being pressured to change their name. Redskin is apparently unacceptable to people of the Native American persuasion. In fact, we used to call this group of people "Indians," because Christopher Columbus got lost and thought he was in India. Believe me, I've been to India--there's no comparison. But now political correctness says that it is offensive to refer to a group of native Americans as redskins because, well, it's just offensive and that's that.