Six possible names for the Washington Football Team

The Washington Football Team, formerly known as The Washington Redskins,  has become woke and will be changing their name and their logo, which will be revealed early next year. It isn't certain that a name has already been decided upon, but if not, I have several suggestions I would like to throw out there and would welcome any suggestions you, the American people, can come up with.

Normally, when you read an article with a list of items you're being asked to consider, the writer will have a long introduction before he or she gets to the meat of the article. I find that annoying and usually skim down to the items numbered to save time. So, without further ado, let's get to it.

1. The Washington Wokesters. 

This one was obvious and had to be the first mentioned. No longer is the NFL composed of gridiron warriors who are patriotic and have American values, the league has fallen victim to the whims of the far-Left and must be constantly aware of the possibility of being canceled as a billion dollar money cow.

2. The Washington Mostly Black Football Team.

If the NFL can get away with even temporarily naming The Washington Redskins 'The Washington Football Team,' describing the team based upon what woke society deems most important, skin color, seems appropriate for a woke group of footballers.

3. The Washington Kneelers. 

Because that's how conservatives see them at the playing of the National Anthem. The name is fitting and descriptive of what has become of our society. The team should be happy with this name as much as they are to kneel at the start of each game that has the audacity to play the "Star Spangled Banner."

4. The Capital Hit Squad.

This name not only honors the hitting that takes place in football, it honors the squad, a group of anti-Semitic, far-Left America-hating socialists with a combined IQ of an eggplant. In fact, if Washington doesn't adapt this name, perhaps Alexandria Obviously-Communist will on behalf of the girls.

5. The Washington Democrats.

Just sayin'. 

And finally the name I like the most:

6. The Washington Red Shins.

They get those shins from doing "Number 3" above. And c'mon, man. Look at how closely the name resembles The Washington Redskins without the horrible racist implications recently discovered by some pimple-face BS grad who took a time out from watching porn and doing a Jeffrey Toobin to call out the team of the nation's capital as racist.

So let's see what the team comes up with early next year--I can't wait. 

Team president Jason "I Can Do No" Wright said the team will come up with a new name and logo, but they will keep their traditional burgundy and gold colors rather than going to the LGBTQ+ rainbow colors they were seriously considering.

Thus far, there have been 40,000 submissions to a digital creative agency Code and Theory for the new name and logo, but I have no doubt that my readers will put those Leftists to shame, so don't be shy--go to the comments section on the homepage and submit your choices.

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Washington [Redskins] Football Team going full-woke as they will dump their cheerleaders

The Washington Football Team, formerly known as the Redskins, want to be more inclusive by excluding their cheerleaders and any resemblance to American football. 

Every day with every play, they are fighting racism, injustice and the National Anthem. As Joe Biden would say, "God love 'em."

After half a century of seasons this will be the first in which actual women with pom poms and short skirts will not be seen at the games. In their place will be a dance squad comprised of young virile men and semi-attractive actual women, according to Petra Pope [or Pee Pee as her friends call her], the Redskins' newly hired senior adviser. 

Pope told USA Today that "we want to be more inclusive" and some have suggested they also hire some actual women to play on the team, since it's mostly comprised of big strong men, mostly black, and no women at all.

"Being super athletic" is the new goal, Pope added: "We're able to do more things with the strength of a male, and lifts, so that's changed a great deal. The inclusivity, strength, and interest of choreography has changed."

Boring.

Pope has more than 30 years of NBA entertainment experience and we all know how great the entertainment is at basketball games. She doesn't work for the WNBA because nobody actually goes to those games save a few women who enjoy watching other women do all the work.

Pope said all contracts with Washington's cheerleaders have expired, so tah-tah, unless you get selected at the 2021 audition with the dance squad.

As for the team's new woke moniker, it was reported last summer that it was a temporary fix while the front office searches for a new name and mascot for future seasons. Some of the names they might consider are: "The Washington Cis Men," "The Washington Huge Minority Men Mostly," "The Washington Testosterone," and 'The Capitol Football Rioters." 

And to think, all this new wokeness started with the death of George Floyd, a Black man high on fentanyl in a police-authorized knee hold who later died in police custody. Apparently, Floyd had enough drugs in his system to open a pharmacy, but that didn't matter to Black Lives Matter since it gave them and Antifa a reason to riot, loot, burn and kill indiscriminately. 

Redskin's owner Dan Snyder has said previously he'd never change the team's name, but he lied.

Last July, numerous women who worked for the franchise claimed they were sexually harassed by team employees. Not coincidentally among the women in question were members of the 2008 and 2010 cheerleading squads; it was alleged that team employees created videos of outtakes from calendar shoots when the women weren't fully dressed, USA Today wrote.

The football franchise denied the existence of videos, and a lawyer representing the team and Snyder told the paper that the matter "has been resolved."

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