Washington [Redskins] Football Team going full-woke as they will dump their cheerleaders

The Washington Football Team, formerly known as the Redskins, want to be more inclusive by excluding their cheerleaders and any resemblance to American football. 

Every day with every play, they are fighting racism, injustice and the National Anthem. As Joe Biden would say, "God love 'em."

After half a century of seasons this will be the first in which actual women with pom poms and short skirts will not be seen at the games. In their place will be a dance squad comprised of young virile men and semi-attractive actual women, according to Petra Pope [or Pee Pee as her friends call her], the Redskins' newly hired senior adviser. 

Pope told USA Today that "we want to be more inclusive" and some have suggested they also hire some actual women to play on the team, since it's mostly comprised of big strong men, mostly black, and no women at all.

"Being super athletic" is the new goal, Pope added: "We're able to do more things with the strength of a male, and lifts, so that's changed a great deal. The inclusivity, strength, and interest of choreography has changed."

Boring.

Pope has more than 30 years of NBA entertainment experience and we all know how great the entertainment is at basketball games. She doesn't work for the WNBA because nobody actually goes to those games save a few women who enjoy watching other women do all the work.

Pope said all contracts with Washington's cheerleaders have expired, so tah-tah, unless you get selected at the 2021 audition with the dance squad.

As for the team's new woke moniker, it was reported last summer that it was a temporary fix while the front office searches for a new name and mascot for future seasons. Some of the names they might consider are: "The Washington Cis Men," "The Washington Huge Minority Men Mostly," "The Washington Testosterone," and 'The Capitol Football Rioters." 

And to think, all this new wokeness started with the death of George Floyd, a Black man high on fentanyl in a police-authorized knee hold who later died in police custody. Apparently, Floyd had enough drugs in his system to open a pharmacy, but that didn't matter to Black Lives Matter since it gave them and Antifa a reason to riot, loot, burn and kill indiscriminately. 

Redskin's owner Dan Snyder has said previously he'd never change the team's name, but he lied.

Last July, numerous women who worked for the franchise claimed they were sexually harassed by team employees. Not coincidentally among the women in question were members of the 2008 and 2010 cheerleading squads; it was alleged that team employees created videos of outtakes from calendar shoots when the women weren't fully dressed, USA Today wrote.

The football franchise denied the existence of videos, and a lawyer representing the team and Snyder told the paper that the matter "has been resolved."

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