Amazon changes logo to look less like Hitler

OMG! It's Hitler!

First it's the CPAC layout that looks slightly like an obscure Nazi insignia from World War 2, and now it's an image that reminds the cancel culture complainers of Hitler's mustache. If they can come for that and Dr. Seuss books, they can and will come for you.

This is no joke, as reported by Paul Joseph Watson in his Summit newsletter. This really happened.

Amazon was forced to redesign a new logo for its app after Twitter cancel culturists claimed that the image resembled Adolf Hitler.

The app logo designed went public in January and resembles what appears to be a cardboard box with a strip of blue tape centered on top--and it is rumored that Der Führer would often color his hair blue to signal his wokeness to special people in his inner circle of fellow scumbags.

After Amazon launched the new design, Twitter users racked their lizard brains to come up with a reason the logo insulted them. The reason was the old Nazi ploy, of course: it reminded them of the Nazi dictator if they squinted their eyes and pulled a hair from their nose.

With conservatives and Trump supporters, they don't even need to extract a hair--we just do remind them of Nazis because they are crazy.

“My parents use Amazon nearly every day,” said a cancel culture lunatic named Sam Hutchings. “They’re going to be lost for the next few days. When they ask where Amazon’s gone, I’ll tell them to look for the cardboard Hitler…”

And he probably isn't even Jewish.

In a vague statement provided to TODAY, the company said, “Amazon is always exploring new ways to delight our customers. We designed the new icon to spark anticipation, excitement, and joy when customers start their shopping journey on their phone, just as they do when they see our boxes on their door step.”

And this is especially true for the doorstep pirates.

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