Showing posts with label McDonald's. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McDonald's. Show all posts

Monday, August 8, 2022

You deserve a meat today: McDonald's scrapping fake meat



McDonald's is scrapping its McPlant burger from its menu because when people want a burger, they want something that gave their life for them, not something that tastes like it came from the soil. The plant-based manufacturer Beyond Meat left customers with a bad taste in their mouths because like saccharin, it ain't the real thing.

Mickey D's had 600 locations serve the "burgers" across the country on a trial basis in February after trying the fake burger at eight restaurants in November of last year. But since it sucked as far as McDonald's connoisseurs were concerned, the company, like a jilted lover, moved on and dumped the healthy burger.

The meatless product is being broadly discontinued in the U.S., according to JPMorgan Chase & Co. analyst Ken Goldman, who spoke with employees [who have not been attacked for serving cold fries] at 25 McDonald’s locations, financial news site The Fly reported.

“Not surprisingly, the reason sometimes being cited is that the product did not sell well enough,” Goldman told investors in a research note titled “McPlant Seems McDone in the U.S. for Now.” They might as well have called it McFeces for all that customers cared.

The company is thinking about creating a new catchphrase: "You can't beat our meat," but that's being field-tested to see how it catches on.

McDonald’s and Beyond Meat, a Los Angeles-based producer of plant-based meat substitutes founded in 2009, announced a three-year partnership in early 2021. The latter company has been rumored to be considering a move into the cricket market but that too is being covertly field-tested at undisclosed locations and is listed on the menu as: "Jumpin' Jimminy on a Sesame Seed Bun."

"Mmm . . . delicious"

“The McPlant includes a plant-based patty co-developed with Beyond Meat exclusive to McDonald’s and made from plant-based ingredients like peas, rice and potatoes,” McDonald’s said in a press release at the time.

“The patty is served on a sesame seed bun with tomato, lettuce, pickles, onions, mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and a slice of American cheese. It has the iconic taste of a McDonald’s burger because it is one.” Anything to kill the taste of the veggie combo.

The apparent failure of the McPlant to excite the tastebuds of American consumers seemingly confirms rumblings from earlier this year that the test run was not going well.

“Franchisee sentiment on the sales performance was underwhelming,” Peter Saleh, [unscramble his name and you get Shale, which is how the plant based burger tastes] an analyst at financial services firm BTIG, told QSR Magazine in March. “Their assessment was that they don’t see enough evidence to support a national rollout in the near future.”

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At the time, McDonald’s was only selling 20 McPlants per day, well short of the goal of selling 40 to 60 of the crappy sandwiches.

In the aftermath of McDonald’s ending its testing of the McPlant, shares of Beyond Meat shriveled to 6 percent, according to a CNBC report.

It’s but the latest morsel of bad news for the not really meat company.


Tuesday, October 2, 2018

McDonald's employee charged with putting a peroxide-based cleaner in cop's drink

"Would you like fries with that order?"
A McDonald's worker has been charged with one count of aggravated battery of a law enforcement officer for allegedly putting a peroxide-based cleaner in the deputy's drink.

Trevor Hockaday, 22, a registered, card-carrying moron, was charged by Allen County police on Wednesday for putting the substance normally used to clean the restaurant's countertops, into the officer's drink on September 12.

Investigators say the deputy picked up the food from the McDonald's drive-thru while the young, brain surgery school dropout was working. Soon after the deputy drank the beverage, he experienced flu-like symptoms, KOAM TV reported.

"He thought he caught the bug, but we found out two weeks later when an employee came forward and told the police department," said Allen County Sheriff Bryan Murphy [aka: "Murph"] to the Witchita Eagle.

According to the Eagle, a coworker of Hockaday [his friends call him 'Hock a Loogie' because of what he does to the burgers just for kicks] came forward and said Hockaday added "four little squirts" of the cleaner to the cop's beverage.

"In today's day and age, not only us in law enforcement but citizens as a whole, there's enough going on out there that we have to worry about . . . now my guys are cautious about going through that drive through," Murph told the Wichita Eagle. "We all chose this line of work to protect and serve. Now my guys have that concern of is my food safe."

If convicted of the felony charge, Hockaday could face 4.5 years to 20.5 years in the slammer--that's 1.1 years to 5.1 years per little squirt.

The Iola McDonald's owner Glen Nichols told KOAM TV in a statement that his restaurant is working with authorities. He said in his statement:
"In our restaurants, nothing is more important to us than the safety and well-being of our customers. We are very disappointed by the allegations made regarding the behavior of one of our former crew members. This kind of behavior goes against our food safety standards and is not tolerated. [Good to know, Mickey Dee]. Our organization will take appropriate measures to gather facts and will work closely with authorities in their investigation."
It is unclear why the genius behind the takeout window spiked the deputy's drink, but the Vegas bookmaker odds are 80 to 1 that Hockaday is a leftist and a Bernie Sanders supporter.



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Sunday, April 8, 2018

Rep. Cleaver hired former 'Mickey D' burger-flipper to manage his data for 3 years

"The Cleav"
Democratic Missouri Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (no relation to Beaver Cleaver as "The Beav" is a fictional character) hired Rao Abbas, a former McDonald's hamburger-flipper, to manage his digital data for three years.

"The Beav"
Cleaver  paid Abbas $60,000 as his IT guy in order to cover his actual IT guy, Imran Awan. He claimed on an audio recording that the now-indicted Imran Awan was actually his guy, a very un-kosher move.

The Democratic congress-crumb is facing a serious ethics complaint for paying an unqualified former McDonald's employee to manage his data for 3 years and allegedly admitting he handed over control of his server to Pakistani-American, and now indicted scumwafer, Imran Awan, despite Awan not being on his staff.

It isn't clear whether any sensitive government information was secreted to the Pakistani government, but the possibility definitely exists.

A complaint against Cleaver asks the Congressional Ethics Office to investigate his response to a question about his IT aide Rao Abbas, whose previous job was flipping burgers and wiping counters at a McDonald's restaurant.

"Imran is the guy who worked in our office," Cleaver said on an audio recording. "I don't know this other guy."
"The other guy"

But payroll records tell a different story. They show Awan wasn't on Cleaver's payroll, and for the last 3 years, the only person he authorized to manage his servers was a burger server named Rao Abbas.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Man arrested in McD after demanding they turn off Christian music

A man with obvious mental issues was angered, demanding that a McDonald's restaurant turn off "Christian music."  He yelled at employees and patrons demanding they "turn it off and play Muslim and Hindu music," according to police who arrested him.

They should have challenged the idiot and asked him for some 'requests'.

Joseph Allen, 46, (ironically his age and IQ) walked into the restaurant around 10:20 a.m. Tuesday and created "a threat to the safety of others," according to a Largo Police Department report.

The police said that Allen "began cursing at customers and employees" due to the "Christian music" being played over speakers in the restaurant. The "Christian music" in question was apparently Christmas tunes.

Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer is a Christian critter, as is Frosty the Snowman, I guess.

Allen appeared to be drunk or high and approached McDonald's workers "in an aggressive manner," leaving the employees "in fear for their safety," according to the report.

After police responded to the 911 and confronted Allen, he reportedly admitted to his cursing at the workers and customers. A search of Allen turned up a small bag of methamphetamine in his pants pocket.


He was booked on disorderly conduct and narcotics possession. It turns out that he's already a convicted felon and was locked up in lieu of %2150 bond. His rap sheet included robbery; assault; grand theft; trespass; battery; disorderly intoxication; lewd and lascivious exhibition; disturbing stolen property; criminal mischief; and carrying a concealed weapon.

Mr. Allen may have voted for another unindicted felon: Hillary Clinton.


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