Bergdahl walks with dishonorable discharge

Garbage

The traitor who walked off his post 2009 in Afghanistan and had military personnel looking for him, some of whom were killed and others seriously injured for life, is getting a slap on the wrist. 

Bowe Bergdahl is getting no prison time and only a dishonorable discharge, which his lawyers are going to fight, they said. He has been demoted to private and will probably write a memoir which the left will gladly purchase.

"He served with honor and distinction," then National Security Advisor Susan Rice said of Bergdahl. She was also the person who, on five Sunday morning TV shows, blamed a video for the attack on the compound in Benghazi.

It turns out the honor she referred to was how he honored the Taliban, and the distinction was how he was distinctly a traitor.

President Trump, who had his Twitter account restored after a disgruntled employee shut it down for eleven minutes, tweeted:

"The decision on Sergeant Bergdahl is a complete and total disgrace to our Country and to our Military."

Bergdahl walked out of court Friday a free scumcrumpet after pleading guilty to endangering his comrades. He was fined, reduced to the rank of E1 and dishonorably discharged. That was all.

As part of his slap on his weak wrist, he will forfeit his pay of $1,000 per month for ten measly months.

The private was shaking and seemed emotional as the verdict was read. It is not known if he plans to have a sex change procedure but if he does, it's obvious the left will see him as an even bigger hero than they see him now.

In a moment of complete incomprehensible illogic, Bergdahl's defense attorney, Capt. Nina Banks, said it would not be justice to rescue Bergdahl from the Taliban "only to place him in a cell" now. She believes he has been punished enough and "paid a bitter price for the choices that he made."

So did a lot of dead and injured-for-life military people.

A psychiatrist testified that the scumcrumpet's decision to walk into the arms of the Taliban because he hated the United States was influenced by schizotypal personality disorder that made it difficult for him to understand the consequences of his traitorous actions that got people killed. That, coupled with post-traumatic stress disorder caused in part by a difficult childhood, should be reason enough to allow him to walk free with only a dishonorable discharge.

POS Bergdahl's thinking wasn't as clouded as the pseudo shrink asserted. After he was traded by Obama for five high-ranking, now missing, Taliban members, he said he walked off his post to draw attention to problems with his unit, describing to an investigating officer how he saw the missing-soldier alert unfolding. He also said the call goes "all the way up to Army command, it goes to Air Force, it goes to Marines . . . It goes to every high point and everybody finds out about it."

And this is why Trump is president.



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UPDATE: Bergdahl to be sentenced today, Monday

Fort Bragg, NC -- The fate of admitted Army traitor Bowe Bergdahl is now in the hands of  judge. We will know today, Monday, whether he gets the maximum sentence of life in prison, or something significantly shorter. 

I bet on the latter.

UPDATE: the decision has been delayed as the court has gone into recess until at least Wednesday.

But whatever sentence handed down, the lives of those he has changed, from the families of those who died trying to find him, to the men who received serious injuries, will never be the same.

The judge, Army Col. Jefferey Nance, will hear accounts from a soldier who, in searching for the scumbag Bergdahl, is now forever wheelchair bound and unable to speak due to a head wound. 

He will also hear from another who is unable to use his dominant right hand. 

A former Navy SEAL, Petty Officer James Hatch, will also be there who received a career-ending leg wound and is expected to testify.

And Bergdahl says that the Taliban treated him better than the U.S. Army.

Bergdahl was held for five years by his Taliban brothers and could face life in prison for desertion and misbehavior before the enemy who treated him better than the U.S. Army. He pleaded guilty of the charges last week and said that he believes he will be sentenced by a "kangaroo court."

The scum wafer gives kangaroos a bad name. 

For more on the moron and the case, go here to Fox News.


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Bergdahl makes a case for shooting deserters

Dumber than bubblegum, U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl pleaded guilty Monday to deserting his post in 2009, in Afghanistan. 

Now the deep thinking military philosopher claims his Taliban terrorists who captured him after he left his weapon behind and wandered off to seek "the truth" were more 'honest' with him than the Army has been since his release three years ago.

Those who died trying to find him

"At least the Taliban were honest enough to say, 'I'm the guy who's gonna cut your throat," the traitorous idiot told British TV's Sean Langan in a Sunday Times of London interview.

Landon was also a former Taliban hostage.

Bergdahl hails from Hailey, Idaho and interestingly enough, has the intelligence of the potatoes that grow there. The 31-year-old said he never actually knew where he stood with the Army as he performed "administrative duties" as he awaited his desertion trial.

"Here, it could be the guy I pass in the corridor who's going to sign the paper that sends me away for life," he said. "We may as well go back to kangaroo courts and lynch mobs."

"Nice beard"

Finally, the guy has a good idea, except the execution should be performed in military style with a shooting squad rather than a lynching. But hey, they both work for me.

Bergdahl is to appear for sentencing Monday at Fort Bragg, N.C. after pleading guilty to desertion and misbehavior before the enemy. The latter charge could give him life in prison, which will not make up for the lives lost trying to find his sorry butt when he deserted.

Bergdahl was freed from the Taliban in May 2014 when our then president, Barack Obama traded him for five high-level Taliban terrorists who were serving time as they served Allah in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center. It was a very controversial move on the so-called president's part.

President Trump was very harsh in his criticism of the traitor during the 2016 presidential campaign.

U.S. Army Colonel Jeffery Nance is the presiding judge who will decide the sentence on the traitor. Factors to be considered will be the years that the moron spent as a hostage and the serious wounds some of our servicemen suffered while searching for him.

Bergdahl and his Taliban buddy

Hopefully, Bergdahl will get the maximum sentence and not be provided with a harmonica to pass the time.

Unfortunately, he will not have Bradley Manning (aka Chelsea Manning) as a cellmate as Obama didn't think exposing the most top secret documents in U.S. history was a big deal and let him go.


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Another Affleck groping episode

Ben Affleck apologized for grabbing Hilarie Burton's left breast  in 2003 during his appearance on TRL. But hours later another woman came forward accusing him of touching her inappropriately.

Annamarie Tendler, a makeup artist married to former "Saturday Night Live" writer John Mulaney, castigated Affleck for allegedly groping her buttocks at a party in 2014.

"I would also love to get an apology from Ben Affleck who grabbed my ass at a Golden Globes party in 2014," Tendler tweeted Wednesday evening.

"He walked by me, cupped my butt and pressed his finger into my crack," she said and added, "I guess he tried to play it like he was politely moving me out of the way and oops touched my butt instead of my lower back."

(You may recall a photo of Barack Obama doing something similar to the mother of traitor Bowe Bergdahl.)

"Like most women in these situations I didn't say anything but I have thought a lot about what I'd say if I ever saw him again."

Comedy writer Jen Statsky tweeted confirmation of Tendler's allegation, tweeting, "I was also at this party and *multiple* friends had this same exact experience."

That's a lot of butt-grabbing, if true.

On Tuesday, Burton, 35, tweeted that she "didn't forget" Affleck "tweaking" her left breast during the taping of TRL.

The allegations became public after Affleck denounced Harvey Weinstein for his alleged harassment and rape of multiple women who've come forward.

Affleck said of Burton's accusal, "I acted inappropriately toward Ms. Burton and I sincerely apologize."

A liberal source, attempting to minimize Affleck's disgusting behavior said, "Any allusion that he's anywhere close to Harvey Weinstein is absurd and could be considered defamatory," the source warned, hinting to those who might argue the point with possible legal action. And while the source wasn't disclosed, my guess is that it's his mommy.

A representative for the lowlife actor declined to comment because, hey, what can you say about such behavior?

The liberals pretend to own the moral high ground. Most of them hate America, free speech, guns and religion. And they hate those of us who love all or most of those things.

So next time they try to act superior, just laugh and walk away--it really pisses them off.

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Bergdahl expected to plead guilty

Army Sgt. Bowe "Inshallah" Bergdahl is expected to plead guilty later this month to desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, the Associated Press reported. Bergdahl deserted his post in Afghanistan in 2009 and has opted the guilty plea rather than to face trial.

Two anonymous sources told the AP the Idaho traitor would submit the plea later in the month and sentencing would begin October 23rd.

Bergdahl's lawyer refused comment to Fox News when they contacted him.

The POS faces up to five years in prison on the desertion charge and a life sentence for misbehavior. If Obama were still in the White House, Bergdahl would face a parade in his honor. It seems unlikely that he will get such a harsh sentence after his mom and dad met with the former president.

Hopefully the proverbial book will be thrown at him.

Bergdahl, now 31, was with the Alaska-based infantry regiment and deserted his post in 2009. When he went missing, patrols were sent out to find him and people on those patrols were killed in the search.

He was wandering around and was picked up by the Taliban and held captive for about five years. The Taliban posted a video of the scumquat saying that he was "scared" he would not be able to go home.

Bergdahl claimed he had been caged, kept in the dark like a shiitake mushroom and beaten like a Muslim wife while held captive.

Initally, Bergdahl claimed he was lagging behind a patrol when he was captured. He also claimed to have left his post to alert people about problems he saw in his unit [maybe he felt that they were killing innocent Taliban Muslims]. Investigators say the deserter suffered from schizotypal personality disorder at the time he left his post--but personality disorders don't go away, they are part of the personality like it says, so he evidently still has that diagnosis.

In December 2009, another video of the traitor was released by the Taliban (pronounced 'Tahleebahn' according to President Obama) where Bergdahl appeared to be healthy and well-fed. He delivered a lengthy statement criticizing the U.S. military operation. He seemed to mean it from his heart.

In May 2014, Obama traded not one, not two, but five Taliban detainees of high ranking for then-private Bergdahl. The detainees were serving time in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and were very high up in the Taliban hierarchy.

Obama met with Bergdahl's hippy-dippy parents on the White House lawn to show the world "I can do what I want, I'm President of the United States, suckers."

From the lying lips of a man who never served and doesn't know how to pronounce the word 'corpsman' [he doesn't know the 's' is silent] came the statement that the U.S. does not "leave our men or women in uniform behind," adding that this was regardless of how the scumbag came to be captured.

"Whatever those circumstances may turn out to be, we still get an American soldier back if he's held in captivity," Obama lied. "Period. Full stop." [And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. Period.]

No Barry, if a person in uniform deserts and is captured, we don't go chasing after him and losing people in the process . . . unless the president at that time is a leftist social justice warrior like you, and the the deserter sides with the enemy.

Bob Bergdahl, Bowe Bergdahl's father, had grown a Mohammad-style beard and learned to speak Pashto, the official language of the Taliban. He read books on Afghanistan and looked as if he bathed with less frequency than the arrival of Halleys' comet. He told Time that he started growing the beard after he learned his son had been captured.

Bergdahl was formally charged in March 2015 and in December, he requested a pardon from then-President Obama before he left office. Had he gone into 'transgender mode,' Obama may have seen him as a hero and pardoned him, but he didn't and the socialist former president did not grant him one.

Former soldiers involved with the traitor want him held accountable and responsible for those who went looking for him. The judge ruled a Navy SEAL and an Army National Guard sergeant would not have engaged in separate firefights had they not been looking for his traitorous butt. [I'm not sure of the legal term for that.]

Some U.S. troops who received serious wounds during their search for Bergdahl in Afghanistan were expected to testify, which may be one of the reasons the coward is taking the cowardly way out.

When President Trump was on the campaign trail, he called Bergdahl a "dirty, rotten traitor" while at a town hall in August 2015. He also tweeted that same year saying that Bergdahl should "face the death penalty."

I would truly be satisfied with a life sentence with no chance for parole, but it still may be too much to hope for.



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Bergdahl fears jury trial, want judge only

Photo: AP

Raleigh, NC -- Army Private who was promoted to Sergeant while in captivity by the Taliban who he was looking to team up with, has decided to be tried by a judge rather than a military jury. The charges are that he endangered his comrades by walking off his post into the arms of the enemy.

Soldiers died trying to find his traitorous butt.

Bergdahl's lawyers told the court last week that he chose to be tried by a judge alone rather than a panel of officers [because he probably knows they'd convict him with the overwhelming evidence against him].

The hippy-dippy Bergdahl faces charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy. His trial is scheduled for late October at Fort Bragg, (if Antifa doesn't try to have the name of the fort changed before then).

Misbehavior before the enemy carries a maximum sentence of life in prison but the likelihood of that sentence being rendered is about the same as Rosie O'Donnell having sex with President Trump on MSNBC.

Bergdahl's lawyers refused to comment on the traitor's decision and previously questioned whether he could get a fair trial by jury because of negative comments made by Trump on the campaign trail.

By 'fair trial' his lawyers mean get a 'not guilty' decision as would have likely been the case under the former POTUS who doesn't know the difference between a corpsman and a corpse man.

Earlier this year Army Col. Jeffery R. Nance, the judge in the case, rejected a defense request to dismiss the case over Trump's public criticism of the alleged traitor and scum bucket.

Potential jurors had received a questionnaire including questions about President Trump, but defense lawyers were not allowed to ask them if they voted for Trump or 'Crooked Hillary'.

Rachel VanLandingham, a former USAF lawyer not involved in the case, said defense attorneys probably felt limited in how they could probe juror opinions. 

She believes Nance has thus far demonstrated his objectivity. "His pretrial rulings have shown that he's fair," she said.

But that will not matter any longer as there will be no jurors, only a judge who, hopefully, will come to the right decision.

Bergdahl walked away from his remote post and was captured by the Taliban in 2009. He claimed that he wanted to draw attention to what he saw as problems with his unit.

In 2014 he was freed in exchange for five high-ranking Taliban prisoners. Bergdahl was a private--the Taliban prisoners could be considered top officers in their organization. Former President Obama was rightly criticized by Republicans who said the trade jeopardized the nation's security but Obama apparently was not worried as he has armed security around the clock.

Bergdahl has been assigned desk duty at a Texas Army base pending the outcome of the case.

Bergdahl is considered to be a hero to the left as he, like they, clearly sees the country as a nation populated by evil imperialists and capitalists along with racists and Islamophobes.


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It's Rice who uncovered the covered

The lady who brought us the scoop on Benghazi, informing us the attack of the American compound was caused by a video, and that Bowe Bergdahl "served with honor and distinction" in the Army, is now the focus of the ongoing investigation into Russia's involvement with the 2016 election, and the unmasking of names of Americans caught up in NSA surveillance. 

That lady is Susan Rice.

It wasn't a video that started the terrorist attack and Bergdahl is currently facing court martial charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy for allegedly walking off his post in Afghanistan and being a traitorous pus biscuit.

Rice, the former national security adviser (which, when you think of it, is an oxymoron) under then-President Obama, was the person who requested to unmask the names of the Trump transition officials in the surveillance. She denied this last month in an interview.

The unmasked names made the rounds: to all at the Defense Department, former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, former CIA Director John Brennan, and former Rice deputy Ben Rhodes.

It's even possible some of the names were placed on milk cartons to be distributed across the nation, but we're still checking on that.

The names were ostensibly part of incidental electronic surveillance of then-candidate and President-elect Trump and those close to him, including family members. This began up to a year before he took office.

White House Press Secretary and butt of SNL jokes, Sean Spicer, was asked about the revelations at the Monday press briefing but declined to comment on the role Rice may have played or what her motives might be.

"I'm not going to comment on this any further until [congressional] committees have come to a conclusion," Spicer said. He made note of how the media doesn't appear interested in the Rice revelation as much as it is with the possible Trump-Putin links.

Names in this situation are supposed to be masked (redacted from reports) whether it's international or domestic collection. The only time it can be unmasked is when it's an issue of national security, crime, or if the security of the individual whose name was unmasked  is in any danger. There are loopholes and names can be unmasked through backchannels, but Americans are supposed to be protected from incidental collection, and Mike Flynn, for example, was unmasked and illegally revealed to the public. 

Last month, in a TV interview with Dr. Evelyn Farkus (whose brother Marcus Farkus runs a Marcus Farcus focus group) said in part: "I was urging my former colleagues and, frankly speaking, the people on the Hill--it was more actually aimed at telling the Hill people, get as much information as you can, get as much intelligence as you can, before President Obama leaves the administration." 

Perhaps it was no coincidence that just as Obama and his crew left office, he approved new rules giving the NSA much broader powers by relaxing the rules about sharing intercepted personal communications and the ability to share the communications with 16 (!) other intelligence agencies. 

This makes it even harder to determine who in any intelligence agency is leaking things illegally. 

Think of it as Obama-style camouflage.

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Bergdahl has audacity of hope to ask Obama for pardon

Military traitor Bowe Bergdahl deserted his Army company in Afghanistan, walked toward the enemy, was captured and held for five years, and a half dozen men were killed trying to find him. 

Now POS Bergdahl wants President Obama to pardon him, but it would have been better if he had asked the families of those who died trying to find him for a pardon. I doubt that he would get one from them, but Obama is an old softie when it comes to deserters and Islamic deserters especially.

In a letter to the president, Bergdahl thanked Obama for rescuing him in May 2014. He was exchanged for five Taliban scumcrumpets from Gitmo. In addition, he asked for a pardon from the so-called commander-in-chief.

The Pentagon and White House had no comment about Bergdahl's request, but Obama defended the Bergdahl trade of the five top jihadists for a lowly traitor and deserter. The deserter's lawyer also had no comment.

Bergdahl's court-martial trial was delayed for the second time and is set for May 15th at Fort Bragg, NC. He faces charges of desertion and misbehavior before the enemy and could face up to life in prison, but there is a better chance that he will be struck by Haley's comet next Saturday at noon than get any jail time with this administration.

Let's face it, if Hillary got away with an illegal server with classified information on it and lied about it, there's hardly any reason to believe that POS Bergdahl will suffer any further consequences than he already has--poor dear.


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Bergdahl deserted as "an act of self-sacrifice"

Alleged deserter and fan of the Taliban, Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, told an interrogating officer when he was swapped for 5 Islamic terrorist leaders that the reason he deserted his post in Afghanistan was an act of "self-sacrifice." 

Bergdahl (his friends call him "Mahmoud  Barack Mohammad") told a general that the reason he deserted was because he wanted to cause an alarm by leaving his post. He hoped by deserting, he would get an audience with a top commander.

Well, not only did he cause an alarm, he caused a bunch of actual patriots to lose their lives looking for him.

According to the document from the 2014 interview with Maj. General Kenneth Dahl,  Bergdahl said, "So, the idea was to--it was--literally, it was sacrificial--it was a self-sacrifice thing." 

If it was "literally" sacrificial, Bergdahl would be dog meat. As it is, he's a schmuck.

A document released in July 2015 concluded that Bergdahl suffered from schizotypal personality disorder. I discuss the diagnosis here.

The military trial is scheduled to begin this summer but hopefully it won't interfere with his prayer times.

Wouldn't it be interesting to have a televised "double-header" of his trial and Hillary's? 


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Bergdahl had mental disorder but like him, it went away

According to investigators, Bowe Bergdahl had a psychiatric disorder when he deserted his Afghanistan post in 2009, Fox News reports.

The disorder, known as Islamophilia, occurs when a person spends inordinate amounts of time reading the Koran and praying five times a day with head to hell and ass to heaven . Strong negative feelings about anyone who does not feel and believe the same way is quite common to the disorder along with a concomitant hatred of Jews and Israel.

In an attempt to sound politically correct, the July 2015 document shows that an Army Sanity Board Evaluation states that Bergdahl suffered from schizotypal personality disorder when he left the post. People exhibiting symptoms from this personality disorder have great difficulty interpreting social cues and can develop a paranoid distrust of others.

As anyone with a background in psychology can tell you, personality disorders (aka Axis II disorders) don't get "cured." They are part of the individual's makeup and do not "go away." Thus, if Bergdahl had it, he still has it.  Axis II disorders do not go away--he needs to have his head examined again.

Bergdahl's lawyers made the documents public to show his desertion was just part of his personality. Well, not really--they want to make us believe that he had a mental disorder.

But when you think about it, orthodox Islam actually is a mental disorder.

You may recall how Bergdahl's hippy dippy daddy spoke in Arabic to his deserter son with Obama standing beside him. Bergdahl's mommy, who might as well been wearing flowers in her hair and Birkenstocks stood by. It was a proud moment in Islamic history.




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Traitor Bowe to get a general court martial

Army Sgt. Bowe-Allahu-Akbar-Bergdahl has been making news lately when he did a series of podcasts that I blogged about here, but now his high profile case is making the news again. 

You may recall, if you don't get your news from Slate.com, that President Barack Hussein Obama released five high-profile Taliban leaders from Guantanamo Bay for Bergdahl. You may also recall that this Army deserter's "man-bun," Islamic-style beard-wearing father and hippy dippy mother were honored at the White House by Barack, and how the father of this deserter spoke to Bowe in Arabic and thanked everyone, except for the families of those who died looking for his son's traitorous ass.

 (I have provided the video for your emetic entertainment, just in case you didn't get to see it last year.)

Bergdahl was later charged with desertion and misbehavior before the enemy, accused of abandoning his post before he was captured.

Now, the U.S. Army Forces Command finally said today that both charges are being referred to a general court-martial--a hearing date is to be set, and the hearing will take place at Fort Bragg, N.C.

Bergdahl's lawyer, Eugene Fidell, complained that the convening authority didn't follow the advice of the preliminary hearing officer (who was probably following the advice of the White House) that the case be move to a special misdemeanor-level military court. 

Perhaps the convening authority decided to not move the trial there in favor of true justice.

Trading the five Taliban leaders for a deserter (who went from Private to Sergeant by default while in captivity) created tension between the American majority along with Congress, and our so-called Commander in Chief, a president who doesn't even have the command of knowledge regarding the number of states there are in the nation he presides over.

Some in Congress said they were not properly informed of the trade deal with the Taliban and that the trade raised serious security concerns. 

Of course, they were right in being concerned as it was discovered that some of the Taliban Five returned to the battle front, doing their Islamic jihad best to kill Americans. 

Congress was supposed to be given a 30-day notice by our incompetent administration to inform them of the transfer of the Gitmo detainees to Qatar. 

But Congress was not given this notice and that is against the law, which Obama apparently believes does not pertain to him.

So it seems that Susan Rice, our so-called National Security Adviser, jumped the proverbial gun last year when stating that Bergdahl "served with honor and distinction." This turned out to be just as truthful as when she said that a video caused the spontaneous Benghazi attacks that killed four Americans, one of whom was Ambassador Chris Stevens.

Have you noticed how similar the names "Benghazi" and "Bergdahl" are to each other?


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Traitor Bowe opens up

Traitor Bowe is now claiming he walked off base in Afghanistan, not to give aid and comfort to the enemy, but to somehow cause a crisis, (that actually got a bunch of soldiers killed) to catch the attention of the upper echelon of the military.

You may recall that our so-called Commander-in-Chief traded 5 Taliban leaders, men who are like generals to the terrorist group, for then Private Bergdahl. It was as if Obama was the Indian who traded Manhattan Island for about $24 in trinkets to the settlers. But what do you expect from a socialist who knows nothing about business?

Bowe Bergdahl said he wanted to warn the military brass about serious leadership problems in his unit, and "wanted to prove himself as a real-life action hero, like someone out of a movie," reports Fox News. 

Yes, he's a real-life action figure: Alfred E. Wonder Woman Newman.

Now the traitor is going Hollywood, it appears, after spending at least 25 hours of recorded interviews with screenwriter Mark Boal, who provided Sarah Koenig the material for her podcast "Serial." 

"As a private first-class, nobody is going to listen to me," the deserter says in episode one of the podcast, released Thursday. "No one is going to take me serious that an investigation needs to be put underway."

Why is the military allowing this asshat to publicly discuss his case on a freaking podcast!?? The guy faces life in prison, although an Army officer, who is obviously a big Obama fan, recommended his case be moved to a special misdemeanor-level military court. I think he should speak with the families of those who died looking for the deserter.

I suspect Obama will make it happen and Bergdahl will end up with a slap on the wrist. 

And people wonder why Trump is doing so well in the polls--people are fed up with this corrupt, do nothing government.

Bergdahl's attorney Eugene Fidell says politicians are making the case fit their own agendas, and the more the public can hear Bergdahl's own [lying] words, the better for him. 

That may be due to the sympathy Bergdahl's words will generate with the public who will see him not merely as a human being, but a guy too stupid to realize how just how stupid his traitorous desertion is.

Bergdahl says in an episode that he wanted to expose the "leadership failure" he saw in Afghanistan. And as a Private first-class, he should know about leadership, he sure had to answer to it as it all flowed downhill onto him. Of course, the episode never detailed just what the failure was that this scumcrumpet was referring to, but when you have the president on the sidelines cheering for you, pom-poms and all, you've got nothing to worry about.

But questions exist that cast doubt on Bergdahl's story. Why did he ship his personal items home? Why did he take $300 U.S. and Afghanis before deserting? Why is President Obama still not impeached? Why?

"Doing what I did was me saying I am like Jason Bourne. I had this fantastic idea that I was going to prove to the world I was the real thing."

So is Coca Cola, you moron.


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Suicide bomber to ISIS: Badahbing!

Haifa, Israel-- President Obama not only has Russian President Putin to thank for going after ISIS, now he has Al Qaeda to thank as well. A suicide bomber blew himself to pieces and took out an ISIS brigade leader in the process.

The religious act of Islamic jihad too place in southern Syria showing just how much of a rivalry exists between ISIS and Al Qaeda.

May have been killed for looking Jewish

The exploded body parts hit the proverbial fan on the ides of November during a top-level meeting of the Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade. These bearded first cousins to camel dung are known for their bloody hold over much of the Golan Heights. Six of the top scumcrumpets were sent to meet their virgins, including Muhammad (really, who would've guessed that name?) "Abu Ali" al-Baridi, head of the group and also know by the sobriquet "The Uncle." This may have been due to all the intermarriages that take place among the more religious families of these pious men, and Abu was, indeed, their uncle.

Al Qaeda's Syrian affiliate, the Al Nusra Front, immediately took credit on Twitter calling the attack "heroic." Obama would have disagreed. He sees men and women who have their gender changed and strive to use toilets normally used for the opposite sex as heroic. He sees black gay basketball players as heroic. He sees traitors like Bowe Bergdahl as heroic.

"The Islamic State [ISIS], that controls the closest area to the Israel border in the Syrian Golan Heights, suffered a severe blow and lost its entire top command in the area in one fell swoop," said Alex Fishman, writing for Yediot Aharonot, an Israeli newspaper.

In spite of the fact that Al Nusra and ISIS share a common religion and common beliefs in jihad as part of that religion, and also both groups hate the same people, especially the Jews and everyone else not believing in Allah the same way they do, they are fighting the crap out of each other south of Damascus along the Israeli border. It's like junk yard dogs going at it while the cats cheer them on.

It took a while for word to get out about the bombing as it came around the same time as the Paris attacks. "We heard the sound of a strong explosion coming from the Baath Party headquarters in the village," said Abu al-Ezzam, a Jamleh resident and another Abu. "We ran to the place, and there were body parts scattered everywhere," Abu noted, speaking of the religion of pieces and what can happen to you if you're involved.

The Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade Tweeted a macho crotch-grabbing statement: "The martyrdom of the leaders will only make us more determined. Blood and sacrifice is welcome for God's sake."

Yes, they love their blood sport, don't they?



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Taliban Five refused to be turned

It's hard to keep a good man down, as the saying goes, and it looks like the Taliban Five may prove this true. Not that these miscreants are good men by our definition, but when it comes to being a "good" terrorist, these guys wrote the Koran.

The Obama administration, as you know, released the Taliban Five for an alleged low-life traitor, Bowe Bergdahl, but what they didn't tell their employees (that's the US citizens, by the way) is that the government tried to recruit them to turn on their own people with intel to kill them.

I mean, like how un-Islamic can we get?

Catherine Herridge of Fox News got the story. She reported that our plans were to "flip" these terrorist leaders into becoming snitches, but they wouldn't go for it, and one of her sources said that the effort was a "total failure." This was backed up by a second source familiar with the plan.

The reason for the attempt to "flip" these creeps was to increase the Obama administration's chances of  reducing terrorist recidivism. Fat chance that these guys would go against their religion when they're willing to die for it.

Josh Notso Earnest, when asked about this matter, made it sound all "hush-hush," as if knowledge of Obama's stupidity would be a security issue rather than a misreading of these Islamic jihadists. 

Obama, with his first-hand knowledge of Islam, should have known better. Perhaps he was putting himself in their sandals by figuring if it was his butt in Gitmo, he would have ratted out his own mother to get free.

Marie Harf (the "H" is pronounced like a "B") State Department Spokesbottleblond, was asked by Fox News if the men's presence [in Qatar] where they were given the hero treatment, would increase their ability to re-engage with terrorist networks.

The Mensa reject answered thusly: "I'm not sure why that would be the case. It seems like pure speculation to me."

Harf never acknowledged the notion that speculation works both ways. Did it ever occur to this Islamic-jihad-friendly administration that the Taliban Five would reconnect with their terror buddies to kill as many infidels as possible once they were freed?

The "head in the nether regions" decision to swap the 5 leaders of terrorism for a scumbag traitor without telling Congress is now the subject of a national security debate, says Fox News.

National Security Council spokesman Ned Price said, "Although we cannot detail the measures the United States and our partners take to mitigate the potential threat posed by these former detainees, it is fair to say that we remain both vigilant and in close contact on these matters. We have relied on extensive monitoring measures and travel restrictions to prevent them from threatening our interests." 

Marie Harf responded to Price, "What does 'mitigate' mean?"

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Obama & Cameron: "Why Won't You Leave Iran Alone?"

President Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron lectured Congress about not doing anything to reimpose sanctions on Iran because it might interfere with a deal that will keep the "hell bent on destruction of the West and all infidels elsewhere" from getting a nuclear weapon. These two men know better than the rest of us that Iran will comply with our wishes if we just give them more time not to develop nuclear weapons.

Fifteen Questions for Obama and his Cronies

So many questions, so many scandals, so few answers. All we seem to get are lies or statements of ignorance. "I just learned about it the way you guys did--I saw it in the media." Yeah, sure.

Well here are some questions I dare them to answer.

1. How did the Obama administration get the information about Bergdahl's medical condition? If it was from that video, that was 6 months ago. When Bowe (pronounced Ahmad) got out of the truck and walked toward the Black Hawk helicopter, he didn't look to be in physical distress. I'm not a physician, but I suspect Obama et al were distancing themselves from the truth--in other words, they were lying.

Allahu Akbergdahl

When asked if the United States now negotiates with terrorists, Jen Psaki, State Department spokesliar said, "We do not negotiate with terrorists, we negotiate with Amish furniture makers." Okay, she didn't really say they were Amish, nor did she say they were furniture makers, but she did say that it's overcast and gray and hopes the rain doesn't hurt the rhubarb. In other words, she didn't answer the question.

Obama Defies Congress, Frees 5 Terrorists, Maybe 6

In a recent post, Fox News refers to them as the 'Taliban Dream Team.' They are the five jihadists Obama set free in exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl, the American soldier who may have deserted the Army to give aid to the enemy.

So who are these five scum-sucking toads?

Well it almost goes without saying that there are the obligatory Mohammads, Nabl and Fazl (one spells the pedophile prophet's name with an "a" the other with an "e"). Then we have Mullah Norullah Noori, Khairullah Khairkhwa, and Abdul Haq Wasiq.

These Taliban Top Five were released over the weekend when the news cycle is asleep, and were set free without the 30 days required for Congressional approval. But since when does president Obama need approval for anything?

The Scumbag Five have been designated to be high risk for returning to the battlefield and for plotting attacks against the US and our allies. We can only hope that if they do plan an attack, they do it to the liberals who set them free unlawfully.

So let's get close up and personal to our jihadists.

Abdul Haq Wasiq (aka The Loogie Hocker) was a deputy chief of the Taliban Intelligence Service (an oxymoron) and was also an intelligence operative for al Qaeda.

Mohammad Nabl (aka The Haircut) was also associated with the Taliban and al Qaeda. His one great pleasure in life is to take yours.

Mohammed Fazl (aka His Hair Has Hair) was a military operative as army chief of staff under the Taliban and whose army fought against the Northern Alliance, the US-backed force in Afghanistan. Fazl is also accused of war crimes but who could believe it with such a pleasant face?

Khairullah Khairkhwa (aka Khair-Khair) was a Taliban "lifer" and held several government positions. It is alleged that Khair-Khair was buddies with Osama and the former leader of al Qaeda in Iraq.

Mullah Norullah Noori (aka Skunk Beard) denies having ties to the Taliban or having any formal military training, but hey, what's a little taqiyya amongst enemies, eh? Google it, or go here .

The Taliban described all of these men as leaders within their network.

The recidivism rate of return to battle by Gitmo detainees is over 30%, but those numbers are calculated for low-ranking snuffies, not leaders amongst the rank ranks. Their recidivism rate is probably closer to 100%.

The deal Obama struck is proof that he is either an incompetent fool when it comes to dealing, or that he wants to put these scum buckets back out on the hills just to empty Gitmo, and that's seditious in my book, (his book likely being the Koran--ask any Somali). The freaking Taliban got to choose who they wanted released for Bergdahl and they got 5 to our 1.

Bergdahl and Parents

There are currently about 140 terrorists locked up in Gitmo, which means that we can use all of them in exchange, to free 28 of our Americans, should they get kidnapped by the Taliban. Guess what the Taliban is planning next?

Finally, it's unclear if Bergdahl was really kidnapped or if he simply deserted the base. There is an alleged video that asserts the latter theory. One thing is certain, his father is no fan of America and is proud of Bowe for "helping the Afghan people."

I'd really like to know what you think about this situation. All comments may or may not be monitored by the NSA.

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Bergdahl: traitor or liberal?

Chuck Hagel arrived in beautiful Afghanistan to oversee the release of five Taliban scumbags who were detained in the Guantanamo Bay prison along with their trusty Korans, in exchange for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Hagel said that Bergdahl's life was in jeopardy all of a sudden.

Bergdahl was allegedly a prisoner of war in lovely Afghanistan for nearly five years. Held by the Taliban, just another group of Muslim jihadists we are at war with, except when it's workplace violence, Bergdahl was exchanged yesterday.

Hagel, who is often mistaken for the other village idiot, Joe Biden, said: "We believe that the information we had, the intelligence we had, [Chuck went to the School of Redundancy School] was such that Sgt. Bergdahl's safety and health were both in jeopardy and in particular his health deteriorating. It was our judgment that if we could find an opening and move very quickly with that opening, that we needed to get him out of there essentially to save his life."

Hagel did NOT add: "We are well aware that the five Taliban scumbags we released back into the field would likely kill more Americans, but hey, don't we look good to the low-information public back home? That's a rhetorical question, son."

Obama Draws Line in Sand Using His Etch-a-Sketch Tactic

Kelly Ayotte (R-NH) wants President Obama to send a clear message to President Putin to keep away from the Ukraine's political crisis. This time, if Obama draws a line, he should not draw one that disappears when your hand shakes.