Is Tim Walz toast?

Oh, sweet merciful crap, Tim Walz might finally be cooked, and not just from all that hotdish he pretends to love.

Remember when Tampon Tim was out there doing his aw-shucks Midwestern dad routine, floating a 2028 presidential run like he's the second coming of Hubert Humphrey? Yeah, about that. The new betting line in Minnesota isn’t "Will Walz run for president?" It’s "Will Walz finish his term without wearing an orange jumpsuit that clashes with his Carhartt cosplay?"

Because now over 400 employees from his own Department of Human Services have gone full Roman tribunal on his sorry butt, declaring in no uncertain terms that "Tim Walz is 100% responsible for massive fraud in Minnesota."

You read that right. Not "kinda-sorta," not "shared responsibility," not "oopsie-daisy, the dog ate the oversight." One hundred percent responsible. 

We're talking about a Medicaid fraud scandal so gargantuan it makes Feeding Our Future look like some kid stealing lunch money. Somali "clinics" in the Twin Cities allegedly siphoned hundreds of millions, possibly billions, from autism programs, kicked back cash to parents to keep quiet, and (plot twist!) funneled taxpayer dollars straight to Al-Shabaab, the Al-Qaeda affiliate that likes turning shopping malls into slaughterhouses. One 29-year-old genius alone is accused of pocketing $14 million for fake autism treatments. That's not fraud, that's a Somali terrorist GoFundMe with extra steps.

And here’s the kicker: whistleblowers say they ran straight to Walz early on, begging him to do something. His response? According to the employees, they "got the opposite response." Instead of help, Walz "systematically retaliated against whistleblowers using monitoring, threats, repression," while his DFL cronies and the obedient Star Tribune lapdogs circled the wagons.

These poor souls say Walz deliberately neutered the Legislative Auditor, installed loyal hacks who "willfully disregarded rules and laws to keep fraud reports quiet," and built a culture where anyone who squealed got reassigned, threatened, or silenced. Their money quote on the governor: "Fundamentally, Tim Walz is dishonest, lacks ethics and integrity." That isn't a resignation letter, that’s a political obituary.

Even the Minnesota GOP congressional delegation, led by Tom Emmer, is demanding federal investigators crawl so far up Walz's khakis they can read the tag.

When four hundred of your own people are willing to torch their careers to scream from the rooftops that you're a corrupt, retaliatory liar who looked the other way while taxpayer money funded terrorists… you’re clearly not eyeing the White House anymore. You're just hoping the feds let you keep the lake cabin.

Tim Walz always bragged about "One Minnesota." Turns out that one Minnesota includes a governor who's allegedly 100% cool with fraud, terrorism financing, and crushing anyone brave enough to rat him out.

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BREAKING: Al Qaeda honcho Zawahiri droned by CIA: Biden to mumble tonight

Al-Zawahiri cuts a silent one

Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri was blown to little bite-size pieces by a CIA drone. He was one of the world's most-wanted terrorists who oversaw the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.

The U.S. Central Intelligence Agency targeted the scumbag in Afghanistan over the weekend. This was the first U.S. [that we know of] since the Biden botched.withdrawal from Afghanistan for which he refused to take responsibility. However, this operation is a feather in his hair plugs and bodes well for our intelligence agencies.

Zawahiri was the head of al-Qaeda, the terrorist group once led by Osama bin Laden, that was responsible for the 911 attacks back in 2001. He was one of the world's most-wanted terrorists and had been bin Laden's right-hand man, because the left hand is used for something else in their society.

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Zawahiri is also believed to be the scumwafer who plotted the October 12, 2000 attack on the USS Cole naval vessel, killing 17 American sailors and injuring 30 others.

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Ill. Dem. dummy compares POTUS to Osama bin Laden

Mouth-breather and maybe
 the next Dem in Congress?

Wheaton, Ill. -- A hopeless Democratic congressional hopeful Sean Casten said that he believes President Trump has a "tremendous amount in common" with Osama bin Laden, the founder of the terrorist organization al Qaeda, the group responsible for the September 11, 2001 attacks that killed almost  3,000 people.

It's hard to believe that anyone takes the Democratic Party seriously, but then again, many of them watch CNN and MSNBC.

"In many ways--and I don't mean to sound overly, I don't know, hyperbolic on this--Trump and Osama bin Laden have a tremendous amount in common," the hyperbolic idiot said, which was recorded on audio from a February meeting with voters that the Washington Free Beacon was able to acquire.

Casten is a "clean energy entrepreneur" and a highly qualified schmuck, which puts him in good stead with the party that has gone so far to the left that it's causing high tides on California's coastline. He made the stupidly insensitive comparison after a voter asked about his plans to advance gun-control legislation if he was elected [God forbid].

His comment was part of an explanation that gun-control opponents, whom he apparently compared to al-Qaeda supporters, are what will keep gun-control legislation from advancing to the House floor.

So Casten thinks that Second Amendment supporters also support al-Qaeda? From what does he base that baseless opinion on? Does he just like hearing the sound of his voice when he says incredibly stupid and insulting things?

"They have both figured out how to use the bully pulpit to activate marginalized young men," Casten said without a shred of credibility. "Every demagogue has done this--find a group of angry people and give them something to be angry at."

But not including Antifa nor Black Lives Matter.

The terrorist comparison began when a woman told Casten that her child was afraid to go to school because of gun violence. You can hear the conversation they had here and you might agree that the woman has more insight than Casten when she mentions the culture being a big part of the problem. He sees it as a problem with gun access.

Then he makes the comparison with Trump and bin Laden saying that both have used the bully pulpit to activate marginalized young men.

Wrong. Religious extremism is what has activated young Muslim men, and it wasn't simply bin Laden--it was the imams and other Islamic clergy who have helped that process.

Whenever liberals make stupid comparisons like calling a particular Republican Hitler, or Nazi, or Osama, they minimize and trivialize the terrible things those people did.

And by the way, the number of those marginalized young men who support Trump are astonishingly small in number. The neo-Nazis at the last rally that was scheduled had about 20 protesters show up, while Antifa outnumbered them by hundreds.

Evidently, the attendees at the meeting didn't object to Casten's hyperbole, proving the notion that liberalism truly is a mental illness.

This is why Trump is president.

Last year, Tom Perriello, the failed Virginia senatorial candidate, was caught by the Free Beacon calling Trump's election "a political and constitutional September 11." He later said he regretted the comparison and apologized.

Casten is running against Republican Rep. Peter Roskam, who has held the seat for eleven years and won by a wide margin in 2016 in a district Hillary Clinton won that year.

The race is considered a toss-up by most election prognosticators.


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Hamza bin Laden takes his first bride

Not gay Hamza

It's a marriage made in Jannah--Hamza bin Laden, son of the incredibly dead Osama bin Laden, has married the possibly beautiful daughter of Mohammed Atta, the dead-eyed, dead dude 911 hijacker and World Trade Center terrorist.

The marriage was confirmed by Osama's half-brothers in an interview with The Guardian newspaper.

Ahmad and Hassan al-Attas both said they believe Hamza has taken a senior terrorist position with al-Qaeda and is set on avenging the death of his father, who was shot and killed in a US military raid in Pakistan in 2011.

Hamza's first blushing bride

Hamza is the son of one of Osama's three surviving wives, Khairiah Sabar. Khairiah and Hamza were in the same compound in Abbottabad [just down the street from a huge Pakistani military facility], when Osama was shot in the head by Rob O'Neill, the only member of the Fox News team on that mission.

Hamza has gone public with urging his religious followers to wage war on Washington, London, Paris and Israel. He is considered a deputy to al-Qaeda's current leader, Ayman al-Zawahiri, and he swears that he is not gay, hoping this marriage will affirm that assertion.

Mo Atta

"We have heard he has married the daughter of Mohammed Atta," Ahmad al-Attas said. "We're not sure where he is [and if we knew, we wouldn't tell you], but it could be Afghanistan," [or any number of places that rhyme with it.]

For over two years, Western intelligence has been trying to locate Hamza because they see him as the biggest threat to gather followers because of his father's terrorism fame. His marriage to the daughter of Atta [aka: "Mo Dead-eyes"] an Egyptian national, likely confirms that he is a central part of al-Qaeda and that the organization remains organized around his incredibly dead father.

Another of Osama's sons, Khalid, was blown to smithereens in the US raid in Abbottabad, and a third son, Saad [aka: "Very Very Saad"] was killed in a drone strike in Afghanistan in 2009. Letters from Osama later seized suggested he was grooming Hamza to replace him, partly to avenge the death of Saad, and partly to have someone to leave his porn videos to.

All of bin Laden's wives and his many children are in Saudi Arabia and have been given refuge by former crown prince Mohammed bin Nayef. They all stay in touch with Osama's loving mother, Alia Ghanem.

Osama's mom

The family swears they've tried to talk Hamza out of following in his father's bloody footsteps. "When we thought everyone was over this [because the death of thousands of Americans shouldn't take all that long to get over], the next thing I knew was Hamza saying 'I am going to avenge my father,'" said Hassan al-Attas. "I don't want to go through that again."

"If Hamza was in front of me now," he said, "I would tell him: Allah guide you Think twice about what you are doing [then go do it, my son]. Don't retake the steps of your father [be prepared for the infidels coming for you]. You are entering really negative and horrible parts of your soul," [but a little jihad can do you a world of good].

The family claims they haven't contacted Osama bin Laden from 1999 until his death in 2011. But if you believe that, you might also believe that snakes have hips. They also said that they haven't heard from Hamza nor received any messages from him, but somehow they know that he just got hitched to the girl of his dreams.

Knowing his relationship with al-Qaeda, the US labels him a specially designated global terrorist as of January 2017. They could freeze his assets and arrest anyone dealing with him.

Hamza's honeymoon plans have not been divulged but his family says he's probably having a blast.

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BREAKING: Obama knowingly funded an Al Qaeda affiliate, report reveals

Barack Hussein Obama knowingly funded an Al-Qaeda affiliate, a new report revealed on Wednesday.

Knowingly--that's the operant word.

The Obama administration provided an Islamic terrorist-financing organization with hundreds of thousands of dollars, and just because the group doesn't personally do the beheading and killing with their own hands, doesn't make them any less culpable for the terrorism of their henchmen.

Obama was well aware the Khartoum-based Islamic Relief Agency (ISRA) was a terrorist-finance agency--it was designated such for a decade by the government. In spite of this, his administration approved the release of well over $100,000 AFTER they were informed ISRA was affiliated with Osama bin Laden and Maktab al-Khidamat (MK), which later became al-Qaeda.

ISRA received a $200,000 taxpayer-funded grant from the Obama administration, which released no less than $115,000 to the terrorist-financing organization, according to National Review:

According to the U.S. Treasury, in 1997 ISRA established formal cooperation with MK. By 2000, ISRA had raised $5 million for bin Laden's group. The Treasury Department notes that ISRA officials even sought to help "relocate [bin Laden] to secure safe harbor for him." It further reports that ISRA raised funds in 2003 in Western Europe specifically earmarked for Hamas suicide bombings.

Perhaps this was Obama's strategy for defeating the extremists--let them blow themselves up with explosives we paid for.

The 2004 designation included all of ISRA's branches, including a U.S. office called the Islamic American Relief Agency (IARA-USA). Eventually it became known that this American branch had illegally transferred over $1.2 million to Iraqi insurgents and other terror groups, including, reportedly, the Afghan terrorist Gulbuddin Hekmatyar.

In July 2014 the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) approved $723,405 of our taxpayer funds to be sent to World Vision Inc., and from that money, "$200,000 was to be directed to a sub-grantee: ISRA," the National Review noted.

This was done even though World Vision told USAID in 2014 that ISRA was on the terrorist organization watch list and subsequently had to wait until the U.S. Treasury Department's Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) could assess the situation before releasing any funds to these scum-buckets.

In January 2015, OFAC confirmed that ISRA was a designated terrorist organization and rejected World Vision from getting "a license to engage in transactions with [ISRA]."

Even though OFAC ruled ISRA to be a terrorist organization, World Vision wrote to OFAC and Jeremy Konyndyk of the Obama administration (who then served as director of USAID's Office of U.S. Foreign Disaster Assistance) requesting to apply for a new license from USAID to pay ISRA "monies owed for work performed."

Larry Meserve, USAID's mission director for Sudan, asserted that World Vision argued that if they didn't pay ISRA "their whole program will be jeopardized." ...

Low and behold, on May 7, 2015--after "close collaboration and consultation with the Department of State" OFAC went ahead and issued a license to World Vision International, a World Vision affiliate. The license authorized a "one-time transfer of approximately $125,000 to ISRA," whereby "$115,000 was for services performed under the sub-award with USAID" and $10,000 was "for an unrelated funding arrangement between Irish Aid and World Vision."

This is exactly why terrorist organizations grew and prospered under the Obama administration.

"[In 2014], when the U.S. first began its campaign against the terror group, ISIS had a presence in seven countries," The Hill reported in 2016. "That figure rose to 13 in 2015, and today the White House document shows that ISIS is operating in 18 countries."

And to demonstrate just where Obama's sympathies lied, he killed a huge investigation into Hezbollah, allowing them to "become one of the biggest transnational organized crime groups in the world," DEA supervisory agent Jack Kelly told Politico.

Barack Obama tried to convince the public that his failure to reduce or contain terrorism never happened and "the number of terrorist incidents [had] not substantially increased," even the left-leaning Politifact rated his statement as "mostly false."

And John Brennan, the guy who voted for a Communist, calls President Trump a "traitor."

But what's breathtaking is how the left continuously gets away with their seditious behavior.

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Somalia's deadliest Islamic terrorist attack: 276 dead

An incredibly massive bomb blast, the likes of which have never been seen in Somalia's capital of Mogadishu has killed 276 people and injured around 300 more, the Somali information minister said Monday. This is the deadliest single attack in the Horn of Africa nation and the death toll could rise higher.

Minister of Information, Abdirahman Osman, called the attack "barbaric" and if you consider the word, he isn't totally wrong. 

The Ottoman Corsairs Barbary pirates, from where the word is derived, operated from North Africa and were mainly based in ports of Algiers, Tunis, Tripoli, Salé and Rabat. The area was known as the Barbary Coast, a term derived from the Berber natives. Their predatory behavior extended throughout the Mediterranean.

They seized ships and engaged in Razzias, raids on European coastal towns and villages, mostly in Italy, France, Spain, and Portugal, and they even went as far as the British Isles and the Netherlands.

The main purpose for the attacks was to capture Christian slaves for the Ottoman slave trade and the general Muslim slavery market in North Africa and Middle East.

And although this attack wasn't meant to capture anyone, but meant to kill as many people as possible, the actors in the attack were of the same religion and mindset as their predecessors.  

So yes, it was a barbaric attack. All jihadi attacks are barbaric and done in the name of religion. A truck bomb targeted a crowded street near major government ministries.

According to Osman, Turkey and Kenya have already offered to send medical assistance.

The Somali government blames al-Qaeda-linked al-Shabaab for the attack that it's now calling a "national disaster." The terror group vowed to increase attacks after President Trump and Somalia's recently elected president said they will introduce new military efforts against them.

"Nearly all of the wounded victims have serious wounds," Samir Abdi, a nurse tending to the wounded said. "Unspeakable horrors." The wounds were horrific.

Rescue workers searched for survivors trapped under rubble of the Safari Hotel--it was mostly destroyed and is close to Somalia's foreign ministry.

Not surprisingly, the United States and the U.N. condemned the bombing. The U.S. sounding a lot like the Obama administration used words and said "such cowardly attacks reinvigorate the commitment of the United States to assist our Somali and African Union partners to combat the scourge of terrorism."

I'm sure John Kerry was happy to hear us use words that he so often used. Only we forgot to add that we condemned it "in the strongest possible terms." That should scare the hell out of al Shabaab.

Spokesman for UN Secretary General Antonio Guterres strongly condemned the attack, causing many al-Shabaab jihadis to commit suicide out of fear of being strongly condemned. 

Wait . . . no, they didn't. But at least we're still using the same strong words.


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Where in hell is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi?

It's been three years since the head scumcrumpet of the wannabe caliphate, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, gave his sermon at the Great Mosque of al-Nuri in Mosul. He had just captured the city and declared it a "caliphate."

When sl-Baghdadi captured Mosul, he controlled a region about the size of the UK. But now the Muslim jihadists are retreating, killing women and children among others as they run away, and al-Baghdadi is nowhere to be found.

Since the three years have come and gone, ISIS no longer controls very much area and the bloody bast**d is not to be found. And the dude has a $25 million bounty on his beard.

There are rumors that Baghdadi is dead. In fact, Russia's deputy foreign minister said it was "highly likely" that Baghdadi was killed in a Russian air force strike on Raqqa on May 28th. Last week, an Iranian official was emphatic that he was "definitely dead."

But the U.S. isn't buying it yet. 

A video from Raqqa a week after the Russian report came out, ISIS jihadis referred to "our sheikh" without mentioning Baghdadi by name. This gives one pause as to the accuracy of the Russian claim. However, it could also be a taqiyya ploy--a lie to further the Islamic agenda.

The Taliban and al-Qaeda hid the death of Taliban leader Mullah Omar (pronounced "Tahleebahn" by Barack Hussein Obama, and he should know) for two years.

Hopefully, Islamic State is hiding the death of the POS Baghdadi.

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GWU severs ties with terrorist

George Washington University has fired its former al-Qaeda recruiter and researcher who spent three years in U.S. prison. The reason for the firing wasn't because they found out the guy, Jesse Morton, worked for al-Qaeda and hates America, it was because he got caught and arrested on drug and prostitution charges in December.

GWU hired Morton last September as part of its program on extremism, where he studied Islamic radicalization and de-radicalization. But according to university spokesman Brett Zongker, he didn't teach classes or interact with students. He just got a regular paycheck and did his thing as a "consultant" (LOL). Zongker confirmed that on Jan. 2, the jihadist was no longer working for the school but emphasized that "the reasons for his departure are unrelated to his work with the Program on Extremism."

When Morton, now 38, converted to Islam when he was 20 while in prison for drug offenses. While being rehabilitated (LOL) he used his website, Revolution Muslim, to recruit brother scumcrumpets for al-Qaeda and encourage them to commit violent attacks on people who claimed Islam was not the religion of peace and also went after cartoonist and writers of "South Park."

The POS Morton was sentenced to 12 years after pleading guilty to conspiracy to solicit murder along with other charges. He was labeled by prosecutors as a threat to the "very freedoms on which our society is based."

But then he became an informant to the feds and all was forgiven. They released him after less than 3 years in the slammer.

As fate and Allah would have it, Morton was arrested again at a hotel in late December after soliciting a prostitute on Backpage.com. Police officers found drug paraphernalia and cocaine on him when he went to meet who he thought was a prostitute.

The sting used an ad offering sex services place on Backpage.com. Morton replied to the ad and then showed up at the Governor House Inn & Suites in Falls Church, Va. where he was arrested. Police searched his automobile and found cocaine, a glass pipe and other hardware for smoking crack.

It must have been Allah's will or something--maybe he's just stupid.

Anyway, GWU hired him for their Program on Extremism. His job was to research effective methods to de-radicalize potential terrorists of the Islamic persuasion after recruiting countless others in radical Islamic terrorist roles. 

He attained a Master's degree in international affairs from Columbia University in 2007 and affiliated himself with radical Islamic groups in New York City. He went by the name Younus Abdullah Mohammad (because every Muslim wants to emulate Mohammad.

The crap weasel started a website known as Revolution Muslim and it became one of the top Islamic radicalization sites on YouTube in the USA. When things got hot for him, he fled to Morocco but was apprehended and extradited back to the U.S. in 2011.

While in prison, he helped federal agents with counter-terrorism operations and was released in 2015. 

GWU snatched him up in 2016.

His next court date is in April 2017.



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Black pot calls pot black and un Islamic

Imagine a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic calling another frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic "mad" and "exceeding the limits of extremism" because the first lunatic was in competition with the second lunatic as to who was the better lunatic. 

The leader of al-Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahiri, attacked ISIS for killing and "slandering" his own jihadis. Al-Zawahiri succeeded Osama bin-Laden who was killed in 2011.

In an audio message al-Zawahiri said ISIS members are "cowards" and liars with a "thirsty desire for authority."  

"ISIS was struck with madness in takfir [declaring other Muslims to be apostates and not true Muslims] and exceeded the limits of extremism," he terrorist scum said.

"They make takfir on the basis of lies, fabrications and even good deeds of obedience . . . it is political, convenient and opportunistic." One of the claims he made was that ISIS was "misusing the enthusiasm of the youth," as if that was immoral--but cutting off heads and flying planes into buildings killing thousands of innocent people was actually rather religious.

The al-Qaeda POS leader has a $25 million on his head since 9/11 and due to his terror links, has global sanctions leveled against him. His terrorist activities goes back to the early 1990s. His audio message was spoken in Arabic but also translated and spread on social media by supporters.

Al- Zawahiri's message comes at a time when pressure on the terror organizations' front groups and allies in Syria with US-led coalition increasingly turning its firepower on AQ while ISIS loses more and more territory.

In the first week of January, more than 20 AQ scumcrumpets were killed in northwestern Syria. But while we have put our focus on ISIS, AQ has been able to gain ground.

In a heartfelt religious plea, al-Zawahiri is trying to make a case for ISIS defectors and urging "ones who seek the truth" to join his group of killers for Allah. 

According to Renad Mansour, a fellow from the Middle East and North Africa Program at Chatham House said that AQ wants to capitalize on ISIS's losses in Mosul and Raqqa province, both key strongholds.

"When ISIS became so successful, many questioned the relevance and legitimacy of al-Qaeda, especially after the death of Osama bin Laden," Dr. Mansour told The Independent. 

"Al-Zawahiri's attack coming now shows that al-Qaeda feels a bit more confident, feels that ISIS is beginning to lose."

So maybe it's time to take al-Qaeda seriously again. They have aspirations that cannot bode well for the west. 

Vigilance is key.




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Suicide bomber to ISIS: Badahbing!

Haifa, Israel-- President Obama not only has Russian President Putin to thank for going after ISIS, now he has Al Qaeda to thank as well. A suicide bomber blew himself to pieces and took out an ISIS brigade leader in the process.

The religious act of Islamic jihad too place in southern Syria showing just how much of a rivalry exists between ISIS and Al Qaeda.

May have been killed for looking Jewish

The exploded body parts hit the proverbial fan on the ides of November during a top-level meeting of the Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade. These bearded first cousins to camel dung are known for their bloody hold over much of the Golan Heights. Six of the top scumcrumpets were sent to meet their virgins, including Muhammad (really, who would've guessed that name?) "Abu Ali" al-Baridi, head of the group and also know by the sobriquet "The Uncle." This may have been due to all the intermarriages that take place among the more religious families of these pious men, and Abu was, indeed, their uncle.

Al Qaeda's Syrian affiliate, the Al Nusra Front, immediately took credit on Twitter calling the attack "heroic." Obama would have disagreed. He sees men and women who have their gender changed and strive to use toilets normally used for the opposite sex as heroic. He sees black gay basketball players as heroic. He sees traitors like Bowe Bergdahl as heroic.

"The Islamic State [ISIS], that controls the closest area to the Israel border in the Syrian Golan Heights, suffered a severe blow and lost its entire top command in the area in one fell swoop," said Alex Fishman, writing for Yediot Aharonot, an Israeli newspaper.

In spite of the fact that Al Nusra and ISIS share a common religion and common beliefs in jihad as part of that religion, and also both groups hate the same people, especially the Jews and everyone else not believing in Allah the same way they do, they are fighting the crap out of each other south of Damascus along the Israeli border. It's like junk yard dogs going at it while the cats cheer them on.

It took a while for word to get out about the bombing as it came around the same time as the Paris attacks. "We heard the sound of a strong explosion coming from the Baath Party headquarters in the village," said Abu al-Ezzam, a Jamleh resident and another Abu. "We ran to the place, and there were body parts scattered everywhere," Abu noted, speaking of the religion of pieces and what can happen to you if you're involved.

The Yarmouk Martyrs Brigade Tweeted a macho crotch-grabbing statement: "The martyrdom of the leaders will only make us more determined. Blood and sacrifice is welcome for God's sake."

Yes, they love their blood sport, don't they?



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Al-Rubaish is dead says Al Qaeda

Two things in this world we can count on are death and taxes. In the case of the former, Yemen's Al Qaeda branch announced the death of its top scumcrumpet, Ibrahim al-Rubaish (pronounced 'Rubass') and whose friends called 'Abe'.

Rubass had a $5 million bounty on his head and was a graduate of the Guantanamo Bay School for the Incredibly Violent Muslims (GO PIGS!). 

He was killed in an alleged drone strike along with other nameless scumbags in his party. The statement put out by Al Qaeda on Twitter did not specify the location of the strike but as long as he's dead, who cares?

U.S. and Yemeni officials had no comment on the claim.

The poor guy was only in his late 30s and had his whole life of killing ahead of him. He was set free from Gitmo back in 2006  and immediately made a bee-line to join Al Qaeda in Yemen. (Good going, Dubya.) 

Rubass was considered AQ's main man when it came to the religion of peace and was their theological adviser, resolving questions like: "If I capture a Christian and a Jew, which one should I behead and which one simply shoot?" He was also known for his sermons and writings on the subject of Islam and world domination by a Seventh Century cult.

He was fond of ISIS and hailed the seizure of large land mass in Iraq and Syria, even though ISIS is the rival terrorist organization of AQ.

If Rubass was really rubbed out from a drone strike, well that's a good thing.



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Nairobi, Kenya: 59 Dead, 175 Wounded or Hurt, Not to Mention Benghazi and Pakistan

It began yesterday at the Westgate Mall in Nairobi, Kenya. A jihad attack apparently by 5 members of al Shabaab, an arm of al Qaeda with links, of course, to the Muslim Brotherhood, told all Muslims to leave the mall and then began throwing hand grenades and shooting men, women, and children at will with AK 47s. It is believed that at least on jihadist is a woman. They all wore white bandannas, military-style garb with grenades pinned to their shirts, and according to one survivor, they appeared to be well trained.