Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Al-Rubaish is dead says Al Qaeda


Two things in this world we can count on are death and taxes. In the case of the former, Yemen's Al Qaeda branch announced the death of its top scumcrumpet, Ibrahim al-Rubaish (pronounced 'Rubass') and whose friends called 'Abe'.

Rubass had a $5 million bounty on his head and was a graduate of the Guantanamo Bay School for the Incredibly Violent Muslims (GO PIGS!). 

He was killed in an alleged drone strike along with other nameless scumbags in his party. The statement put out by Al Qaeda on Twitter did not specify the location of the strike but as long as he's dead, who cares?

U.S. and Yemeni officials had no comment on the claim.

The poor guy was only in his late 30s and had his whole life of killing ahead of him. He was set free from Gitmo back in 2006  and immediately made a bee-line to join Al Qaeda in Yemen. (Good going, Dubya.) 

Rubass was considered AQ's main man when it came to the religion of peace and was their theological adviser, resolving questions like: "If I capture a Christian and a Jew, which one should I behead and which one simply shoot?" He was also known for his sermons and writings on the subject of Islam and world domination by a Seventh Century cult.

He was fond of ISIS and hailed the seizure of large land mass in Iraq and Syria, even though ISIS is the rival terrorist organization of AQ.

If Rubass was really rubbed out from a drone strike, well that's a good thing.



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