ISIS hacker screws up, got screwed

Junaid Hussain (not to be confused with Barack Hussein) the Birmingham, England terrorist who became ISIS' top computer hacker and propaganda minister was blown to tiny bits and pieces by a drone guided by secret intelligence.

Experts were guided to the scumquat's whereabouts by a bread trail of taped conversations between him and an American martyr-to-be.

US special ops chiefs have provided details of the paper trail of "grooming" posts leading them straight to Hussain, who was in the top three on the Pentagon's Jihadi hit list.

Hussain and two bodyguards were droned in Raqqa on August 24, 2015. It's believed Hussain's wife, former punk rocker Sally Jones, was also blown to bite size pieces in a latter strike. The couple has been dubbed Mr. and Mrs. Terror.

Before Jones' death, she confirmed that Hussain, the guy who orchestrated carnage around the world, was killed. In other words, he was not missed by the drone nor will be missed by infidels. They found him after he used a compromised internet link--LOL.


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ISIS 'White Widow' believed killed

Sally Jones (aka "The White Widow") was one of the most  notorious Islamic State recruiters. She used to be a British punk rock person but now she's most likely just a pile of burnt meat.

It is highly likely that Jones, 50, and a mother of two, was killed in June by a U.S. strike in Syria. 

Jones converted to Islam, fled to Syria and became a top recruiter for the Islamic State crap weasels, but a drone strike ended her career near the border between Syria and Iraq.

May she rest in pieces.

"The Americans zapped her trying to get away from Raqqa. Quite frankly, it's good riddance," a British source familiar with the drone strike told the Sun, the media outlet first to report on the rapper-turned-scumquat's death.

Jones will now be with her husband, Junaid Hussain, who was killed in an airstrike in 2015 as part of a larger campaign against ISIS. Jones and Hussain were often called "Mr. and Mrs. Terror" and were linked to numerous terror plots.

Sadly, Jones' 12-year-old son Jojo Jones was also believed to have been killed in the strike and will never get the chance to blow himself up in front of others.

"The premise that Sally Jones and her son are dead is probably accurate," an unnamed British official told The Times of London. 

Jones, being the wonderful mother that she was, used Jojo as a human shield during skirmishes with anti-ISIS forces (aka we infidels). Her last sighting was of her running like a dog from Raqqa after U.S.-backed forces liberated that sleepy little town.

Jones was top priority on the U.S. "send 'em to hell list" and was a high-value target as a top female recruiter, particularly of young girls. She lured them into Syria to become jihadi brides (aka sex slave baby makers), and used Twitter and other social media to threaten Britain with attacks.

Jojo was not targeted by the U.S. military strike and wasn't considered a combatant yet. He was just with the wrong mother at the wrong time. But, according to the Times, Jones used Jojo in a propaganda video where he was seen shooting an ISIS hostage in the back of the head.

Perhaps it was an innocent mistake on Jojo's part, but many say that, like his mother and father, he will not be missed.

So I guess you could say, "It's a rap."


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Where in hell is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi?

It's been three years since the head scumcrumpet of the wannabe caliphate, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, gave his sermon at the Great Mosque of al-Nuri in Mosul. He had just captured the city and declared it a "caliphate."

When sl-Baghdadi captured Mosul, he controlled a region about the size of the UK. But now the Muslim jihadists are retreating, killing women and children among others as they run away, and al-Baghdadi is nowhere to be found.

Since the three years have come and gone, ISIS no longer controls very much area and the bloody bast**d is not to be found. And the dude has a $25 million bounty on his beard.

There are rumors that Baghdadi is dead. In fact, Russia's deputy foreign minister said it was "highly likely" that Baghdadi was killed in a Russian air force strike on Raqqa on May 28th. Last week, an Iranian official was emphatic that he was "definitely dead."

But the U.S. isn't buying it yet. 

A video from Raqqa a week after the Russian report came out, ISIS jihadis referred to "our sheikh" without mentioning Baghdadi by name. This gives one pause as to the accuracy of the Russian claim. However, it could also be a taqiyya ploy--a lie to further the Islamic agenda.

The Taliban and al-Qaeda hid the death of Taliban leader Mullah Omar (pronounced "Tahleebahn" by Barack Hussein Obama, and he should know) for two years.

Hopefully, Islamic State is hiding the death of the POS Baghdadi.

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ISIS surrenders Tabqah, a key Syrian city

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U.S. Central Command said the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF), composed of Kurdish and Arab fighters, recaptured the key Syrian city of Tabqah. Along with this, they also captured the Tabqah Dam and an airfield in a push that continues to erode ISIS's control of territory and people.

Tabqah (pronounced "Tabqah") is located about 30 miles west of Raqqa and its caputure denies ISIS from "a key coordination hub" used by the scum slugs since 2013. This was where the terrorist group planned their attacks after they lost other territories in northern Syria.

According to the U.S. Command, 70 ISIS crap weasels surrendered to the U.S.-led coalition Wednesday and left heavy weapons behind.

Col. John Dorrian, a coalition spokesman, said the recapture of Tabqah is "yet another victory" for the Kurds, our most effective partner on the ground fighting ISIS in Syria. "They don't run, they don't hide, they don't leave their stuff behind."

"The SDF's success against ISIS demonstrated the power of working by, with and through local partner forces fighting ISIS, among their own people, in their own territory," Dorrian said in a rugged tone. "The SDF, fighting to liberate their own people and lands, have freed more than 8,000 square kilometers of Syria from ISIS since November." (That's roughly 3088.817 square miles.)

The fight for Tabqah began about 2 months ago when the U.S. sent helicopters with hundreds of Syrian fighters into the city, wished them luck and got the heck out of there. A handful of American special ops forces were also inserted.

The recapture of Tabqah came a day after the Trump administration said it would supply the SDF with heavier weapons ahead of the Raqqa push. Talal Sillo, an SDF honcho, said no weapons had yet arrived, but like Trump's wall that hasn't yet been built, just the threat of sending heavy weapons had legs.

Dorrian says that between 3,000 and 4,000 ISIS scum lizards remain in Raqqa. It's not certain how many residents remain but the goal now is to protect them.

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ISIS hacker of "kill list" got himself killed

Ah the irony . . . it's beautiful.

The honcho of a notorious ISIS hacking group that distributed the so-called 'kill lists,' must have put his own name on the list accidentally because, well, he met with an accident when a U.S. drone strike turned him into chop meat. 

Osed Agha was head of United Cyber Caliphate (UCC) a hacking group of ISIS when out of the sky came a mighty drone with its own 'kill list' that had Osed's name on it, and badahbing! problem solved. 

The drone strike happened in Raqqa, the Islamic State's wannabe caliphate. Initially, his fellow scumcrumpets were skeptical of his death but the group's Telegram channel posted a video on Thursday saying "Our leader Osed Agha has been killed by a U.S. airstrike."

This has not yet been confirmed by the White House but President Trump has been busy undoing the mess he was handed.

"For all you do, this one's for you"

The UCC frequently posts 'kill lists' with names and addresses of Americans that don't pray 5 times a day facing Mecca. Much of the data comes from publicly available databases, but there's disagreement as to the danger it poses rather than it simply being a way to scare unarmed Americans.

Funeral arrangement for Agha will be posted online. The family requests that all donations be made in the form of firearms and unused Korans.

A video message also urges Islamic extremists to continue Agha's 'work' and displays a U.S. flag followed by an explosion and the word "soon." Many of us see that as ISIS's wishful attempt at victory similar to Hillary Clinton's wishful website of her having won the election.


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216 virgins "standing by"

A U.S.-led coalition drone strike in Raqqa, Syria, destroyed the hopes and dreams of three Islamic State jihadists this month, two of whom helped plan the November 2015 terror attacks in Paris, the Pentagon announced on Tuesday.

The third turd killed on December 4th was part of a botched suicide attack plot that targeted Europe last year. A Belgium court convicted him in absentia, meaning he lost his voting rights and may not have been eligible for healthcare benefits, but a more "stringent" punishment was meted out by the drone.

There are 216 brown-eyed virgins in Paradise awaiting further duties.

Pentagon Press Secretary Peter Cook told reporters "The three were working together to plot and facilitate attacks against Western targets at the time of the strike." He said the fighters were part of a terror network led by Boubaker Al-Hakim, who was killed last month in a coalition airstrike.

Over the past two years, the coalition killed 50 thousand ISIS scumcrumpets, according to a military official.

The dead Paris attack planners were Salah Gourmat and Sammy Djedou. The third jihadist was Walid Hamman. 

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US confirms: another IS assassin killed

His beard was home to untold crawly creatures and he only smiled when he saw someone dying in pain. His name was Boubaker al-Hakim but his friends called him . . . nothing . . . he had no friends.

He was a bad man, a very bad man who, if they gave college courses on the subject, he would have a PhD in terrorism.

The State Department confirmed that al-Hakim, a French-Tunisian Islamic State leader, was killed in Raqqa, Syria on Nov. 26th, when a bomb blew him to hell.

In a statement on Dec. 10, Pentagon Press Secretary Peter Cook said of al-Hakim that he was ' "longtime terrorist with deep ties to French and Tunisian Jihadist elements." He said al-Hakim was tied to the caliphate's external operations arm, and said that his death "degrades" the Islamic State's "ability to conduct further attacks in the West," denying ISIS "a veteran extremist with extensive ties."

Al-Hakim had an interview with the Islamic State's Dabiq magazine and admitted in 2015 that he had killed a Tunisian politician and knew the jihadist who killed a second one. That's how jihadists like to brag.

In the interview he bragged about killing Mohammed Brahmi, the head of the People's Movement party, on July 25, 2013. 

"We stayed four hours in front of the home of this tyrant, waiting, until he left the home and entered his car," al-Hakim told Dabiq. "I then moved towards him and killed him by shooting ten bullets at him."

So al-Hakim saw himself as a "tyrant killer." What a hero of Allah this guy was, but alas, he's gone and his odor lingers on.



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Sniper fights fire with fire a mile away

A British Special Air Service sniper killed a top ISIS executioner along with three other scumcrumpets with a single round from about a mile away. 

The jihadists were about to immolate 12 hostages alive with a flamethrower, but the Barett .50-caliber rifle round got there first, striking the fuel tank affixed to the Islamic terrorist's back and setting him and his buddies on fire instead, the UK's Daily Star reported.

Imagine the look on the jihadist's face when he realized to his chagrin that he was the one on a trip to Paradise as the pack exploded killing him and his three videographers.

The ISIS butcher, who enjoyed burning hostages alive, was on a US "kill list" for several months. The Star didn't identify the sniper or the sadistic jihadist.

The executioner and his merry scumbags traveled around Syria slaughtering civilians they labeled as spies, just for the excuse to burn people. They used flamethrowers to do their evil deeds, a torture method popularized by North Korea, who now enjoy killing folks with anti-aircraft artillery. 

The Islamic State killer was so feared that his victims begged to be shot rather than be set on fire.

Right before the rescue op, outside of Raqqa, Syria, "the SAS team moved into an overwatch position above a village where they were told the execution was going to take place," a source told the Star.

"Up to 12 civilians were going to be murdered--eight men and four women.

"The executioner gave some sort of rambling speech . . . then, when he finished, the SAS sniper opened fire," the source said. 

The speech was likely an Islamic justification claiming that Allah wants to burn his creations alive. 

Sick.

The hostages were then rescued by British and US special forces who didn't bother to put the executioner and his videographers out.

A few months ago, another SAS sharpshooter killed two ISIS car bombers on their way toward Libya. Again, one bullet did the trick as it passed through the driver's skull and into the passenger's neck, killing them both.


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Kurdish forces capture Manbij

Kurdish Syria Democratic Forces (SDF) have captured the town of Manbij in northern Syria. Although Manbij doesn't boast a local Costco or decent shopping mall, it was an ISIS stronghold and is a feather in the Kurdish Keffiyeh. This came after two months of heavy fighting.

As a result, hundreds of civilians were freed who had been used as human shields by jihad-observant Muslims, Syrian Kurdish officials and an opposition activist group told the media.

Nasser Haj Mansour of the SDF told the Associated Press that Manbij "is under full control." He said that operations are ongoing in search for any ISIS scumcrumpet who might have stayed behind because it was too difficult to leave with a sex slave.

The SDF push to capture Manbij began in late May with the aid of U.S. airstrikes. Manbij lies along a key supply route between the Turkish border and Raqqa, the de facto capital of the Islamic State's self-proclaimed caliphate. 

The route also is the only place sporting clean rest rooms and a camel urine machine for travelers who get motion sickness from riding the beast.

Amateur video seen online showed men celebrating in the streets after the city was captured by the SDF and women uncovering their average-looking faces. ISIS, you may recall, imposes harsh penalties for any violation of Islamic orthodoxy including women showing skin, and men not praying five times a day to the moon god, Allah. Of course, there was a mandatory dress code.

A keffiyeh

One religious civilian, a young man, shouted to the sky, "May God destroy them. May they not live for a minute."

No response from the sky.

According to the AP, the videos appeared to be genuine, especially the one of a young woman uncovering her face and lighting up a cigarette as she flashed a victory sign.

Under ISIS, the religion of peace demands that women have to wear burqas and the men have to grow beards. Smoking was banned but ISIS jihadists could sell opium and other illicit drugs on the black market to buy arms and ammunition. 

Allah makes exceptions when it came to Mohammed and war.

Some ISIS fighters were captured but others fled to nearby villages. Haj Mansour said that the sweep will continue in the villages until they are all cleaned up of scumcrumpets.

According to those keeping score, Manbij was the biggest defeat for ISIS in Syria since July 2015 when they lost Tal Abyad, another town without a decent bagel shop and borders Turkey.

SDF fighters have been cautiously advancing into Manbij and other nearby villages, if you believe the media. The fighting supposedly killed about 450 people, but that number may be inflated under the Obama administration.

Meanwhile, ISIS still controls a large part of Syria and Mosul in Iraq. But with the administration lying to us, it doesn't feel so bad and we can pretend that there's nothing to be so darn concerned with.




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Child executed by ISIS for taking Allah's name in vain

Schizophrenic jihadists

If Muhammad could marry a 6-year-old Aisha, certainly a 7-year-old Syrian boy should know better than to curse Allah while playing with his little friends. Unfortunately, he didn't know and paid the ultimate price.

An activist quoted an ISIS scumcrumpet of the Islamic court (aka Sharia court) saying the boy was arrested, "after they heard him 'cursing divinity' while playing in the street with his friends."

He was executed on Thursday by those who take the religion of peace seriously and right to the letter of the Koran, Hadith and Sira. It was carried out in Raqqa, ARA News reported, citing rights activists and witnesses who obviously weren't active enough to take action to stop this insanity.

One inactive activist quoted another ISIS court member as saying "the act was considered an insult to the Caliphate, regardless of the age of the boy."

Sure, he should have known better, after all, he was already 7, a whole year older than Muhammad's wife.

The execution took place in a public square in front of the child's parents and hundreds of onlookers. The parents collapsed after the bastards shot him.

And they shot him in the name of Islam.


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ISIS low in cash, high in life

They used to give out Snickers with shots of Gator Aid along with the "Atta boy" pats on the back to those who would behead for ISIS, but now all they get for slashing a throat is salary slash in their camel-skin wallets.

What's a terrorist to do?

These guys used to mint their own money but thanks to the airstrikes of other countries that have destroyed their money and apparently their Snickers stash, Islamic State fighters are out of luck.

In order to make ends meet, they are making Raqqa residents pay utility bills in black market American dollars. In the game of Life Monopoly, they are releasing prisoners from their jails at $500 a head, no pun intended.

There is no Boardwalk.

The ISIS mujahedeen was making a good living before other nations destroyed their cash reserves. The salaries they were making were loyalty-inducing to a group of killers whose previous income came from renting out their livestock to desert travelers for their 'entertainment.'

Due to the absence of cash on hand, ISIS is trying out other means of making an honest buck--they are even turning to Libya.

In Raqqa, their so-called caliphate capital, salaries have been cut in half, electricity has been rationed, and inflation is the rule of the day.

Bernie Sanders is livid and says that "people like Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi should pay his fair share." 


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British SAS dressed in burqas takes down top ISIS jihadi

Raqqa, Syria-- It's a lesson that shows why many people in Western countries don't want to allow Muslim women to disguise their identity with a burqa. 

About three weeks ago, eight British SAS troops (Special Air Service) dressed in burqas (those cloth coffins that completely cover Muslim women to keep Muslim men from raping them) crossed into enemy territory on a mission to kill a top ISIS scumcrumpet.

They made it into enemy territory in an ISIS signature Toyota pickup truck posing as the wives of top ISIS jihadis, and made it into the bowels of Raqqa in search of the commander's HQ. The Toyota was driven by local Syrians to allay suspicion because women aren't allowed to drive, vote or show an ankle.

Once they found the commander's house and assured his presence inside, the SAS team transmitted the coordinates to a U.S. Air Force AWAC mission-control aircraft above. The AWAC team relayed the coordinates to a U.S. Reaper drone, which quickly sent a Hellfire missile on its journey below to blow away the commander and a bunch of his snuffies, thus creating a virgin shortage in Paradise.

After the blast, nearby ISIS crap weasels ran into the streets and rounded up civilians, put them against the walls and threatened to kill anyone who helped the "spies," one witness said.

The SAS team made it back to their vehicle after the strike and the town went into lockdown. They were ordered to stop by the jihadis but ignored the order and were about to drive off when they were fired upon.

This angered the SAS burqa-clad troops and they jumped out of the Toyota, lifted their burqas and whipped out assault weapons and grenades and unleashed hate. The jihadis went into momentary shock, causing one to be killed instantly as the other two ran off.

According to the witness, "The firefight gave the SAS just enough time to break contact with the ISIS gunmen and escape."

With the addition of about 200 more U.S. special commandos arriving in Iraq last week, these kinds of operations will increase, sources say. Besides the British SAS, they have sent the Royal Navy's elite forces known as the SBS (Special Boat Service), which is similar to our Navy SEALs.

The new primary target is 32-year-old Londoner Siddhartha Dhar. He is the new Jihadi John and is at the top of the kill list. 

I think Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi should be at the top, but he's a difficult target to target.


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The sad life of poor poor Jihadi John

Jihadi John, an alone and misunderstood young man who at one point thought of taking his own life, instead of beheading others in sunny Syria, was a sad character.

His first name may surprise you (if you're braindead), Mohammed; his surname Emwazi is Arabic for "Scumcrumpet with Knife." 

The former ISIS executioner and now death-time member of The Smithereens, at one time wanted to kill himself, according to Mail Online. 

Sadly, he didn't.

"P" for Pedophile Prophet

Mo had become paranoid by MI5's investigation of him as he became more extreme. The then 22-year-old whimpered that he felt "like a dead man walking" as counter terrorism officers scrutinized him.

In an email he wrote to a journalist in 2010, he said that he planned to take as many pills as he could get to escape what he believed was his own personal persecution by the secret service. He was banned from leaving Britain at that time.

He lied that he had no interest in Islam and that he was an innocent victim of a prying police state. Of course, he was caught in the lie when it was revealed that he was Jihadi John, the ISIS executioner.

Fortunately, he was blown to pieces in Raqqa just at the point in his life when he was becoming famous.


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Syriac Christian women make Syrian men look Obama-esque

While young, strong, able-bodied Syrian men flee their country, refusing to defend it from ISIS, the all-female Syriac Christians Brigade, a fully volunteer unit, just graduated its second class this month. 

These women will not be moved without a fight.

They are known as the "Female Protection Forces of the Land Between the Two Rivers." This refers to the historically Syriac-inhabited land between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers. They are mothers, wives and professionals. They are Christians who pray in Aramaic, the language of Jesus.

The first group of women graduated from a training camp in Al-Qahtaniyeh in December. The Brigade is mainly concerned with protecting Christian areas, and are patterned after fighters of the female Kurdish People's Protection Units (YPG).

The first group have already seen combat primarily in the battle to retake Al-Hol, a northeastern town. ISIS held it for over two years. ISIS doesn't like fighting women in combat because if a woman kills them, they can't enter Paradise--they're even sexist pigs when it comes to war.

One woman named Babylonia, said, "I'm a practicing Christian and thinking about my children makes me stronger and more determined in my fight against Daesh (ISIS)." Her husband, also a soldier, encouraged her to leave the kids and fight for their future. Her husband added that she must also fight "against the idea that the Syriac woman is good for nothing except housekeeping and make-up."

ISIS wives, on the other hand, recruit other women to blow themselves up for the new caliphate in order to enter Paradise. Raqqa is Being Slaughtered Silently, an undercover group of activists informed FoxNews.com that ISIS now has an all-female volunteer suicide bombing squad.The wives tell the women that their family will get money for their suicide mission and give them some of the cash before they go all to pieces.

Practice is limited to simulation, of course.


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Breaking: Jihadi John gone

The Pentagon claims it launched an airstrike that targeted "Jihadi John," the British Muslim seen in videos chopping off the heads of people who didn't worship as he does. How the Pentagon is able to identify the person they are targeting on the ground from wherever they are shooting at him from above, is simply amazing.

Pentagon spokesman Peter Cook confirmed the Raqqa strike was intended to blow the bastard, known also as Mohamed Emwazi, away. While there is at least 1% of doubt that the strike killed him, a senior military official told Fox News that "we are 99 percent sure we got him." No one in the Emwazi family was available for comment.

And away he goes

The way the story goes, a drone was tracking the extremely religious Emwazi all day Thursday as he met with other people, possibly an imam or other religious Islamic figure. When Mohamed (ever notice how many of these jihadis are named Mohamed or a derivative of that name?) came out of the building in Raqqa, he was "ID'd and engaged." But the engagement was short-lived as he was unceremoniously blown away.

Emwazi was last seen heading north, south, east and west in a spectacular red blur.

Sadly, he probably never felt a thing.


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Is Putin planning to send 150,000 troops to Syria?

According to a report in the Daily Express, Vladimir Putin is planning to send 150,000 troops to Syria to remove ISIS from their self-declared capital in Raqqa. One source said "It is very clear that Russia wants to sweep up the west of the country, taking Raqqa and all the oil and gas resources around Palmyra. This is fast becoming a race to Raqqa--to secure the oil fields they need to cleanse the region of insurgents, and the IS capital is vital to do that."

The day prior to this revelation, Russian airstrikes destroyed nine ISIS outposts with their bunker-busting bombs. They blew up a command center and likely killed scores of scumcrumpets.

Russian army official, Andrei Kartapolov promised to ramp up the pressure on ISIS and said "We will not only continue strikes . . . We will also increase their intensity."

Igor Konashenkov of the Russian Defense Ministry said "Over the past 24 hours, Sukhoi Su-34 and Su-24M fighter jets have performed 20 sorties and hit nine Islamic State installation."

This is Obama's definition of weakness.

In spite of the history of the Daily Express having been on the wrong side of accuracy, we should have no doubts about Russia's desire to control the world's oil reserves, and this is a step in the right direction to do just that. 

While it would be an arduous task to get 150,000 troops to Syria to fight, know that Putin will likely get Russia deeply involved in becoming the go-to guy in the Middle East, while Obama plays golf and twiddles his thumbs. 

Even Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has met with Putin because Obama, at the end of the day, is clearly throwing Israel under the tank.

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Austrian Girls Gone Jihad, Now Sorry

Two Austrian girls, Samra Kesinovic, 17, and Sabina Selimovic, 15, left notes for their mothers saying: "Don't look for us. We will serve Allah--and we will die for him." So they left their Western lifestyle to meet jihadi men, have jihadi babies and kill for Allah.

Since arriving in Syria via Turkey (our ally that seems to be a convenient stepping stone for ISIS to cross into Syria) the girls went on to become the poster chicks of ISIS. They were even allowed to wear lipstick for the photo.