Afghan Taliban bans women without cloth tent covering: no skin, no stoning

"Miss Afghanistan with the 2 Runners Up"

Even an ankle can make an Afghan man go mad with sexual excitement and get him ready to plow her fertile fields, as the Islamic saying goes. But there shall be no showing of lovely Afghan women's ankles, faces, or arms in Afghanistan, both day and night, lest she suffer the wrath of the "Moral Police," an obvious oxymoron.

In fact, Afghanistan's supreme leader has ordered all women [and all people with a birth canal are actually considered to be women, unlike in the West where we know better] to wear a cloth tent known as a burqa, in public and it's even better if they stay home altogether, where they can cook, clean, and allow the plowing of their fertile fields.

The Taliban made this order to ensure the "safety" of women from Afghan men who see it their moral duty to rape any woman who's "just asking for it" by showing epidermis. It's how the boys roll.

So you can say goodbye to the promises the leaders made to our alleged President Joe Biden when they said they would allow girls to go to school [they lied] and to not be target practice for not wearing a burqa in the sweltering heat.

The order was announced at a ceremony in Kabul where Taliban authorities said that women better wear a burqa that only shows their eyes as ordered by decree by HHibatullah Akhundzada – leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan--a very holy man who gave up his subscription to Penthouse.

Seriously, where are America's feminists?

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"They should wear a chadori (head-to-toe burqa) as it is traditional and respectful," the decree said, but it doesn't apply to men who can wear whatever the hell they want. This came from the Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice who also declared, "Those women who are not too old or young must cover their face, except the eyes, as per sharia directives, in order to avoid provocation when meeting men who are not mahram (adult close male relatives)."

Sharia is Islamic law that directs the behavior of all good believers such as killing the Jew hiding behind the tree that rats him out. "Oh slave of Allah! there is a Jew hiding behind me; so kill him.'" This Hadith was reported by Al-Bukhari.

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Dutch vote to ban burqas, allow novelty nose, mustache eyeglasses

The Hague, Netherlands -- Dutch lawmakers on Wednesday fiercely debated a limited ban on face-covering head wear worn by what appears to be Muslim women but it really could go both ways. 

The purpose of the head wear is to provide modesty for women who can be married by the age of 6 and be forced to have sex with their husbands, who may have as many as four wives and can dress any way they want.

One lawmaker who requested anonymity suggested that women who want to remain modest and chaste wear novelty nose, mustache and eyeglasses in Groucho Marx style. "It hides one's identity and it's always good for a laugh or two," he said, still wishing to remain anonymous.

The ban proposal would outlaw the veils in public places such as schools, hospitals and public transportation. It would also make sense to ban them in banks, where they make perfect disguises.

Only a few hundred Muslim women in the Netherlands are made to wear concealing niqabs (full-face burqas) but successive governments have continue to seek banning the garments as is done in Belgium and France.

Interior Minister Ronald Plasterk said the current proposal wasn't as stringent as those two countries and called the legislation "religion-neutral." However, he conceded that the debate about burqas being worn on Dutch streets has played a major role in the proposal.

Plasterk said that in a free country such as the Netherlands, people should be allowed to cover their faces in public if they want to, but in government buildings and in health and education settings such as hospitals and schools, people need to be able to look each other in the face.

I go back to banks in my argument.

The vote date is not known as yet and if Parliament's lower house passes the legislation, it must also be approved by the Senate before becoming [sharia] law.

A small group of either men or women or both, wearing full-face niqabs, watched the debate from the public gallery. Judging from their expressions was impossible.

Jaques Monasch, an independent lawmaker, called the burqa "a symbol of oppression of women," and stone wash blue jeans and shorts "what Muslim men wear if they want."



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Join the Navy, see the world. Join ISIS get a sex slave

India -- A Muslim man attempted to join the Islamic State because he wanted to get his hands (and other things) on sex slaves. Why not? It's perfectly okay in Islam.

The Koran says that Muslim me can take "captives of the right hand" (4:3, 4:24 and 33:50). Captives of the right hand are also known as slaves. "O Prophet! Lo! We have made lawful to you your wives to whom you have paid dowries, and those whom your right hand possesses of those whom Allah has given you as spoils of war" (33:50).

No wonder ISIS guys want to fight--it not only gets them booty of war; it gets them booty. Now you know where the colloquialism comes from.

Raping captive women is also okay in the eyes of Islam, the religion of peace and the religion of "getting a piece."

Sharia also says that "When a child or a woman is taken captive, they become slaves by the fact of capture, and the woman's previous marriage is immediately annulled." (Umdat al-Salik 09:13). This is to ensure not nothing goes on between the man and the woman he rapes that isn't above-board in Islam. Oh, and by the way, a child, or a person too young to marry, is any female under the age of 6; after that, they're fair game to marry whether they like it or not, since they're not of the age of consent.

Now here's this guy, 31-year-old Naser, aka Qadir Bin Abu-bakr Yafai Chaush (never trust a guy whose name has a "Q" not followed by a "u") who likely subscribes to Inspire Magazine and found out that if he joins ISIS and becomes a mujahideen, he can cash in on a burqa-clad woman (hopefully, but you really can't tell) and have his twisted way with her (or him).

Qadir, the Parbhani-based suspect, attracted the attention of India's investigative agencies when they discovered he was attracted to sex slaves after his blow-up 'girlfriend' began leaking air and ruined their relationship.

The operation went on for about three months until the state Anti-Terrorism Squad agents arrest him on July 14th for suspected ISIS connections.

It was discovered that Qadir was appointed chief of the outfit's local module. During the interrogation, he told them that he connected with his handler while searching for sex slaves online. 

A senior ATS officer said of the online chats that "The accused's first attraction to the outfit seems to have come from his attraction for sex slaves. He would ask questions about these women, their age, their origin, looks and so on." 


Some of the requirements Qadir had of potential sex slaves were: a) they had to be good cooks--their rotis had to be perfectly round, not burnt, and their nan thick and tasty; if they knew how to make butter chicken, that was a plus;  b) they had to be women under those burqas; c) had to have a pleasant odor; d) had to be totally submissive; and e) be no younger than 9 and no older than 13. 

If pictures were not provided, that would be a deal-breaker.

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New, terrorist-safe sleep pod

Not safe for sleeping in public

For about two years, colleges and universities have used nap pods and nap rooms to address what California State University calls "the sleep crisis on college campuses." These new pods are being touted as "a safe place to sleep."

These pods are amazing and are safe even in areas thought to be dangerous, such as Aleppo or Chicago. 

CSU-Fullerton recently purchased a nap trailer and placed it on campus. It was a hit with weary students, tired from cramming for tough exams in such subjects as: Albanian Art Appreciation, The Vampire in Literature and Cinema, Elvish: the language of Lord of the Rings, Comparative History of Organized Crime, Whiteness: the other side of racism, UFO's in American society, The Science of Superheroes, The Amazing World of Bubbles and my favorite, Lego Robotics. 

All but the first are real, and the first may be real--I didn't check it out. But you can check it out here. 

Anyway, students at Fullerton could take a 40-minute nap in personalized compartments, but in spite of the relative safety of the nap trailer, it was still a viable target of the Islamic terrorists. 

Safety-tested sleep pod

What could possibly be worse than waking up to an ISIS terrorist standing by your snooze pod with a sword in his hand?

So the new sleep pod solves that problem. It wards off terrorists, Christians, Jews, Hindus, atheists and all others who might want to do the snoozer harm.




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Swiss propose to ban the burqa

Boldly showing ankle and feet

The Swiss National Council has voted in favor of banning women from wearing the burqa in public. The vote passed 88 to 87 with 10 abstentions by those too frightened to express their opinion.

The burqa, (aka "cloth tent") is worn by Muslim women in order to cover up as much female anatomy as possible and thus avoid being raped by Muslim men who can get turned on just as easily with a painted toenail as they can with a nostril, lip or broken tooth.

Earlier in the year, a government committee voted strongly against the burqa ban, but Western countries are getting increasingly fed up with immigrants migrating to their nations and then refusing to adjust or acclimate to the customs of the host country. 

It's as if I came to stay in your home and come from a culture where it's fashionable to pee on your carpet. But because it bothers you, I get insulted.

Before the burqa ban becomes law, it will need to be scrutinized more intensely.

Members voted in favor of a ruling that "no person shall cover his face in public places and in places or hide in the public domain or the provision of public services (excluding sacred sites)." 

Obviously, for those of us who take words in a totally literal sense, the wording should include 'her' when pertaining to the burqa; however, there is a real possibility that some men might use the burqa to conceal their identity and gender, especially if planning a jihad attack on Western infidels in a shopping mall around Christmas.

I'm just saying.

Blick am Abend reported that CVP National Councillor Elisabeth Schneider-Schneiter (a woman who perhaps had married into her own family) said: "The burqa is an expression of misogynistic Islamic ideology. This symbol we need to halt."

She makes a good point.

The burqa has already been banned in the Tessin region of Switzerland and also in France. People face fines in those Western nations if they disobey the law. 

Ironically, in Islamic nations such as Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, where women are required to wear the cloth tents, not wearing a burqa often has a much harsher punishment: 100 lashes, or being shot in the back of the head; being hung; being shot in the front of the head; being stoned to death; or something much worse.

Ironically again, Muslim men are permitted to wear whatever the hell they choose.

Finally, one must remember that Hillary Clinton accepts donations from these misogynistic countries.

I'm just saying.

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British SAS dressed in burqas takes down top ISIS jihadi

Raqqa, Syria-- It's a lesson that shows why many people in Western countries don't want to allow Muslim women to disguise their identity with a burqa. 

About three weeks ago, eight British SAS troops (Special Air Service) dressed in burqas (those cloth coffins that completely cover Muslim women to keep Muslim men from raping them) crossed into enemy territory on a mission to kill a top ISIS scumcrumpet.

They made it into enemy territory in an ISIS signature Toyota pickup truck posing as the wives of top ISIS jihadis, and made it into the bowels of Raqqa in search of the commander's HQ. The Toyota was driven by local Syrians to allay suspicion because women aren't allowed to drive, vote or show an ankle.

Once they found the commander's house and assured his presence inside, the SAS team transmitted the coordinates to a U.S. Air Force AWAC mission-control aircraft above. The AWAC team relayed the coordinates to a U.S. Reaper drone, which quickly sent a Hellfire missile on its journey below to blow away the commander and a bunch of his snuffies, thus creating a virgin shortage in Paradise.

After the blast, nearby ISIS crap weasels ran into the streets and rounded up civilians, put them against the walls and threatened to kill anyone who helped the "spies," one witness said.

The SAS team made it back to their vehicle after the strike and the town went into lockdown. They were ordered to stop by the jihadis but ignored the order and were about to drive off when they were fired upon.

This angered the SAS burqa-clad troops and they jumped out of the Toyota, lifted their burqas and whipped out assault weapons and grenades and unleashed hate. The jihadis went into momentary shock, causing one to be killed instantly as the other two ran off.

According to the witness, "The firefight gave the SAS just enough time to break contact with the ISIS gunmen and escape."

With the addition of about 200 more U.S. special commandos arriving in Iraq last week, these kinds of operations will increase, sources say. Besides the British SAS, they have sent the Royal Navy's elite forces known as the SBS (Special Boat Service), which is similar to our Navy SEALs.

The new primary target is 32-year-old Londoner Siddhartha Dhar. He is the new Jihadi John and is at the top of the kill list. 

I think Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi should be at the top, but he's a difficult target to target.


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