Afghan Taliban bans women without cloth tent covering: no skin, no stoning

"Miss Afghanistan with the 2 Runners Up"

Even an ankle can make an Afghan man go mad with sexual excitement and get him ready to plow her fertile fields, as the Islamic saying goes. But there shall be no showing of lovely Afghan women's ankles, faces, or arms in Afghanistan, both day and night, lest she suffer the wrath of the "Moral Police," an obvious oxymoron.

In fact, Afghanistan's supreme leader has ordered all women [and all people with a birth canal are actually considered to be women, unlike in the West where we know better] to wear a cloth tent known as a burqa, in public and it's even better if they stay home altogether, where they can cook, clean, and allow the plowing of their fertile fields.

The Taliban made this order to ensure the "safety" of women from Afghan men who see it their moral duty to rape any woman who's "just asking for it" by showing epidermis. It's how the boys roll.

So you can say goodbye to the promises the leaders made to our alleged President Joe Biden when they said they would allow girls to go to school [they lied] and to not be target practice for not wearing a burqa in the sweltering heat.

The order was announced at a ceremony in Kabul where Taliban authorities said that women better wear a burqa that only shows their eyes as ordered by decree by HHibatullah Akhundzada – leader of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan--a very holy man who gave up his subscription to Penthouse.

Seriously, where are America's feminists?

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"They should wear a chadori (head-to-toe burqa) as it is traditional and respectful," the decree said, but it doesn't apply to men who can wear whatever the hell they want. This came from the Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice who also declared, "Those women who are not too old or young must cover their face, except the eyes, as per sharia directives, in order to avoid provocation when meeting men who are not mahram (adult close male relatives)."

Sharia is Islamic law that directs the behavior of all good believers such as killing the Jew hiding behind the tree that rats him out. "Oh slave of Allah! there is a Jew hiding behind me; so kill him.'" This Hadith was reported by Al-Bukhari.

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