Trump Grants Iran 60-Day Oil Hall Pass After Regime Promises To Behave This Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartwarming display of international trust rarely seen outside kindergarten classrooms, the Trump administration announced Monday that it will temporarily allow Iran to produce and sell oil after the Islamic regime reportedly promised to keep its hands to itself and play nicely in the Strait of Hormuz.

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent revealed that the administration has issued a 60-day license authorizing Iranian oil sales while negotiators work toward a broader peace agreement. Officials expressed cautious optimism that a government famous for sponsoring terrorism, threatening its neighbors, and chanting "Death to America" may finally be turning over a new leaf.

“In line with the ongoing productive talks in Switzerland, Iran has committed to free and open transit in the Strait of Hormuz and to permit International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) inspectors into their country,” Bessent wrote on X.

Diplomats reportedly celebrated the breakthrough after Iran allegedly looked everyone directly in the eye and promised it was being totally serious this time.

“As part of the framework, Treasury has issued a temporary 60-day general license authorizing the production, delivery, and sale of Iranian oil,” he continued.

To ensure the arrangement remains above board, the license specifically prohibits buyers in North Korea, Cuba, and Crimea from purchasing Iranian oil, effectively preventing what experts described as "the world's least trustworthy governments from forming an even more suspicious customer loyalty program."

Vice President JD Vance said the negotiations successfully established a mechanism to keep the Strait of Hormuz open and prevent disagreements from spiraling into a larger conflict.

Administration officials praised the agreement as a significant diplomatic achievement, noting that if all goes well, future negotiations could include additional confidence-building measures such as Iran pinky-swearing not to build nuclear weapons and signing a note promising not to fund terrorist proxies during recess.

At press time, international observers reported that several barrels of Iranian oil had already begun flowing toward global markets while diplomats eagerly waited to see whether the phrase "trust but verify" could survive another encounter with the Iranian regime.

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Switzerland: Muslim preacher to be jailed then deported

Zurich, Switzerland -- a Muslim hate preacher who called for the burning of non-devout Muslims is to be sent to prison and then deported. 

A district court in Zurich has given a Muslim preacher accused of violence a mere 18 months in prison and ordered the 25-year-old Ethiopian to be deported and banned from re-entering Switzerland for 15 years, after which time, he can start all over again.

The lunatic preacher was tried for calling for the immolation of Muslims who aren't as religious as he is in their worship. "No zabiba (forehead prayer callous), you die."

Religious Muslims pray five times a day, which is one reason they rarely create anything useful for society. By all this praying, with their foreheads to the ground, they develop a prayer callous on their forehead of which they are very proud because that's a big accomplishment in their way of thinking.

Anyway, police arrested the crap weasel in October 2016 after receiving reports of the controversial sermon he gave at the An'Nur mosque in Winerthur, in northeast Switzerland. The schizophrenic idiot also distributed photos of executions online  and violating labor regulations by working without a permit.

"His religious views represent a danger to the public," the prosecution told the court, referring to his literally following the teachings in the Quran and Hadith.

The lunatic's lawyers told the court: "He was merely an unsuspecting asylum seeker who had only been in Switzerland for three months. He is no fanatical Muslim."

Sure, and Islam is the religion of peace, Mohammad was a nice guy who loved Jews and other infidels and Muslim husbands only beat their wives lightly when they disobey.

The An'Nur mosque has long been suspected of preaching terror jihad with their youth, and media has reported that some have traveled to Syria to fight for jihad.

A police raid last November uncovered four suspected illegal immigrants.

Then three months later, ten Muslims from the mosque were arrested after allegations that they attacked and imprisoned two other people in the mosque who they believed had spoken to reporters.

The mosque's governors have repeatedly lied about the allegations of radicalization and links to terrorist groups. And an Islamist culture organization criticized the media last year for telling the truth. They called it "inciting hatred against the mosque."

Hey, idiots, you cannot hate a building.

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Austria to deploy military to border to block migrants

Austria sent armored vehicles close to its border with Italy and will deploy 750 soldiers to guard it against the influx of migrants, the government said.

The problem is not simply limited to Austria, it is happening all over Europe with enormous numbers of asylum seekers who continue crossing the Mediterranean from the coast of Libya. 

Thus far this year, over 85,000 migrants have been rescued and brought to Italy, where they will eventually grow in number and demand Sharia law.

Austria will increase border controls at Brenner Pass, a major trade and transport route through the Alps connecting it with Italy.

The 750 soldiers could be immediately sent to the border within 72 hours pending a migration emergency.

"I expect border controls will be introduced very soon," defense minister Peter Doskozil told Kronen Zeitung. 

"But we see how the situation in Italy is becoming more acute and we have to be prepared to avoid a situation comparable to summer 2015," he added, referencing the period when hundreds of thousands of refugees and migrants poured into Western Europe along the so-called Balkan Route.

Tens of thousands of migrants have nowhere to go with France and Switzerland having closed their borders over the last year. The EU came up with a plan to relocate 160,000 asylum seekers stuck in Greece and Italy, but thus far have only resettled 12,000.

Italy says it can't deal with the huge number of asylum-seekers without any help, mostly consisting of economic migrants flooding across the Mediterranean.

Italy wants rescued migrants to be sent to ports in Spain and France, but both Paris and Madrid are reluctant to the idea after experiencing higher levels of crimes from their guests.

The Italian government warned that after years of taking in hundreds of thousands of migrants, they're now at a breaking point. 

I say, send them to Germany--Angela Merkel is only too happy to allow them entry.

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Some Swiss cities ban Koran

They call it the religion of peace, but some people call Hillary Clinton the most honest politician who ever lived. So call it whatever you want, while most Muslims aren't terrorists, most terrorists are Muslim. 

Now the land of chocolate and cheese with holes, Switzerland, is considering a ban on the distribution of the Koran, the Islamic scripture that is used to radicalize and proselytize on the streets of many Swiss cities.

Swiss authorities are being pressured to do something about the jihad problem after Germany raided 200 sites in a probe against "The True Religion," a Salafist group that has a problem with anyone who doesn't believe the same mumbo jumbo as they do.

In Germany, the group hands out its controversial program "Lies!" ("Read!" in English) which is a strict orthodox version of the Koran, and the group has been active in Switzerland as well over the last couple of years.

The German government has banned "The True Religion" saying it's unconstitutional and is "inciting hate." But Switzerland has no legal basis to ban groups, so officials are looking to a town that banned the group from handing out copies of the Koran.

The Swiss have not been able to stop Salafists from spreading their message of intolerance and hate throughout the country, except for the Aargau town of Brugg. Since 2012, the town refused permits for them to use public spaces to give out Korans.

Zurich's Director of Public Security, Mario Fehr, would like to see external experts look into the possibilities of banning, or at least limiting, [the "Lies!" campaign]. "We want to put an end to organizations that are close to jihadists and other promoters of violence," he said.

National Council member Lukas Reimann demands that authorities stop the "Lies!" campaign. "Germany is taking tough measures, Austria forbids foreign funding of Muslim groups and mosques. Only Switzerland is allowing [the Islamic\st group's activities]," he said. He demanded that not only should the Salafists be taken off the streets, but he wants them deported from the country, adding that cities should refuse grants to groups who want to give out Korans on the street.

In an effort to get around the Koran ban, a Muslim convert in Basel distributed copies of a biography of Muhammed, the pedophile prophet of Islam, and he also promoted free audiobooks to indoctrinate children.

In an effort to trick Western European infidels, a new German Salafist organization was formed to replace The True Religion. On Sunday, just two days before the Salafist group was banned, jihadists in Frankfurt were already handing out biographies of Mohammed and telling the public to download the group's new smartphone app.

The biography distribution was organized by Bilal Gumus, the chief organizer of "Lies!". The now-banned campaign was linked to terrorist groups, and several of their scumcrumpets involved with the project went to Syria to join ISIS and other jihadist terrorist groups.

Austria's foreign minister accused the far left Socialist party of blocking a bill that would put a stop to the terror indoctrination. The proposed integration bill also contained other provisions, such as including a ban of the full-face veil (known as a niqab) and a community work program for migrants granted asylum. 

Putting your national security trust in the hands of the left is like giving the keys to the hen house to a wolf.



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Swiss propose to ban the burqa

Boldly showing ankle and feet

The Swiss National Council has voted in favor of banning women from wearing the burqa in public. The vote passed 88 to 87 with 10 abstentions by those too frightened to express their opinion.

The burqa, (aka "cloth tent") is worn by Muslim women in order to cover up as much female anatomy as possible and thus avoid being raped by Muslim men who can get turned on just as easily with a painted toenail as they can with a nostril, lip or broken tooth.

Earlier in the year, a government committee voted strongly against the burqa ban, but Western countries are getting increasingly fed up with immigrants migrating to their nations and then refusing to adjust or acclimate to the customs of the host country. 

It's as if I came to stay in your home and come from a culture where it's fashionable to pee on your carpet. But because it bothers you, I get insulted.

Before the burqa ban becomes law, it will need to be scrutinized more intensely.

Members voted in favor of a ruling that "no person shall cover his face in public places and in places or hide in the public domain or the provision of public services (excluding sacred sites)." 

Obviously, for those of us who take words in a totally literal sense, the wording should include 'her' when pertaining to the burqa; however, there is a real possibility that some men might use the burqa to conceal their identity and gender, especially if planning a jihad attack on Western infidels in a shopping mall around Christmas.

I'm just saying.

Blick am Abend reported that CVP National Councillor Elisabeth Schneider-Schneiter (a woman who perhaps had married into her own family) said: "The burqa is an expression of misogynistic Islamic ideology. This symbol we need to halt."

She makes a good point.

The burqa has already been banned in the Tessin region of Switzerland and also in France. People face fines in those Western nations if they disobey the law. 

Ironically, in Islamic nations such as Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, where women are required to wear the cloth tents, not wearing a burqa often has a much harsher punishment: 100 lashes, or being shot in the back of the head; being hung; being shot in the front of the head; being stoned to death; or something much worse.

Ironically again, Muslim men are permitted to wear whatever the hell they choose.

Finally, one must remember that Hillary Clinton accepts donations from these misogynistic countries.

I'm just saying.

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The Swiss are as angry as hell and aren't going to take it anymore

Swiss authorities have been denying citizenship to anyone (read "Muslims") who chooses not to assimilate with the Swiss culture. Most recently, the government rejected the naturalization application of two Muslim sisters who refused to take required swimming lessons at school because boys would be present in the pool.

In Islamic countries, being around males without being put in a cloth sack invites rape. It can even result of making females into sex slaves because Muslim men believe if a female is not totally covered, it means she is a whore and deserves to be sexually abused (see Cologne, Germany).

The girls, whose names were not revealed, are ages 12 and 14 and live in the city of Basel. They had applied for citizenship several months ago but their requests were denied according to a Swiss media report.

The girls said their religion prevents them from being in the same swimming pool along with boys, even Swiss boys. 

The swimming class is compulsory and their naturalization applications were rejected because the sisters didn't comply with the school curriculum, as per the Basel authorities.

"Whoever doesn't fulfill these conditions violates the law and therefore cannot be naturalized," said Stefan Wehrle, the president of the naturalization committee who spoke on SRF TV.

"It isn't like we can go into say, Saudi Arabia, with a Bible or religious Christian article. Heck, even Jews are forbidden to even enter the country. But they always want to have it their way," said Lars Lars, a professional bystander, who spoke without being asked.

This case illustrates how those who refuse to follow Swiss rules and customs will not become Swiss citizens, even if they've lived in Switzerland for a long time and even if they're fluent in one of the national languages: German, French or Italian. "Heck, they cannot even get their citizenship if they're gainfully employed," said Lars.

Just this past April, an immigrant family in the Basel area were denied citizenship because they wore sweatpants around town and did not greet passersby--a certain sign that they weren't sufficiently assimilated, the naturalization board claimed . . . seriously.

Another case was when two Muslim brothers refused to shake hands with their female teacher, also citing religious restrictions from the religion that is so sexually suppressed that they get promised virgins in the afterlife. And booze.

Shaking hands with a teacher is a common practice in Swiss schools.

Killing female teachers and female students is a common practice by ISIS and other orthodox Islamic organizations.

The sisters swimming case is the first to deny naturalization applications for not complying with a school program, which sets a precedence for future cases and hopefully will stem the tide of Sharia being forced down the throats of the Swiss.

Unlike the United States and other countries, in Switzerland integration into society is more important for naturalization than historical knowledge of the country or politics. People applying for citizenship in Switzerland actually have to demonstrate that they want to be well assimilated and not wanting to change the country that is hosting them. 

Now that's refreshing.


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John Kerry falls from bike, blames Bush

Secretary of State John Kerry crashed his bike, broke his femur, and blamed George W. Bush for the mishap.

Remember kids, always look where
 you're going. Never be like this guy.

Kerry said in a statement made as he was being flown by helicopter to HUG, Geneva's main hospital: "Ahhhh, dammit. If that freaking George Bush wasn't such a damn jock, and I hadn't tried to outdo him, none of this crap would have happened and I would have ahhhh, secured world peace at the nuclear talks. Owwww! Be careful, you stupid schmuck!"

The last comment was made to the paramedic carrying the wounded SoS to the hospital where he is expected to make a full recovery.

Kerry had to cancel the remainder of his four-nation, high mileage with super bonus points trip and will fly back to Boston for Obamacare treatment--oh wait--government officials don't require Obamacare, our taxes pay for their biking screw-ups and other medical problems.

Durward Kirby, not John

State Department spokesman John Kirby (no relation to Durward) claimed Kerry is stable medically and never lost consciousness, but he did not comment on the Secretary's mental state, which, since the Vietnam hearings, is questionable to conservatives and other non-leftists.

Kerry is allegedly in good spirits without even one hair plug out of place. He dirty-joked with staff at the hospital and vowed that he would get back up on the bike.

The accident happened near the town of Scionzier, France just a stone's throw from the Swiss border. (Ironically, the Swiss border is relatively secure whereas the USA border looks like Swiss cheese.)

Kerry apparently wasn't paying attention to where he was going, much like the way the administration is doing the same regarding the nation, and his bike struck a curb, causing him to go ass-over-teakettle onto the hard ground, breaking his right femur and causing him to scream out former President George W. Bush's name along with several Navy-style expletives he learned when defending America against the Vietnam communist scourge 'back in the day'.

So Kerry will not meet with Spanish leaders nor attend a Paris conference on the Islamic State. He will not deal with the terrorist threat facing the world, including the United States. 

However, the day prior to his accident, he met Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad (seriously) Javad Zarif for 6 hours in a Geneva hotel tap dancing for Zarif to get Iran to seal a comprehensive accord by June 30.

Zarif told Mr. Kerry: "Dancing and having fun is un-Islamic. Sit down, you idiot."

Now Kerry will be doing a lot more sitting.

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Iran Bluffs, Kerry Muffs

If you ever find yourself at a poker table in a casino and John Kerry is sitting across from you, count it as your lucky day. He doesn't bluff, he fears your hand is better than his, and he folds like a cheap wallet. You will take him for all his heiress wife is worth.

Kerry's thinking: "Uh-oh, I'd better fold"

Reports coming out of Switzerland say that Kerry has backed down over the course of the talks while Iran took him to the cleaners. If the game was strip poker, Kerry would be down to his codpiece and one sock.

The Wall Street Journal cited current and former U.S. representatives that took part in the talks, who claimed that Obama had hope to persuade Iran to take most of their nuclear infrastructure apart when talks initially began in 2013. Iran told the Obama administration where to stick their plan, flatly refusing to do so.

Iran has bigger plans for their nuclear program, those that involve something the Iranian diplomat referred to as "our moon shot," a reference to the U.S. space program back in the 1960s, and a symbol of Iranian national pride like the moon shot was for us.

So, with a tear trickling down his long cheek, Kerry simply couldn't deny Iran anything they wanted. "You had me at 'moon shot,'" he sniffed. Ten minutes later, the tear reached his chin and fell to the floor.

Everything after that, the WSJ reported, the U.S. accepted the notion that any deal on the table would probably enable Iran to go on enriching some uranium to produce nuclear fuel (which they need like an Eskimo needs ice cubes). So we turned the focus on trying to extend Iran's "breakout time" which is the minimum amount of time that Iran would need to produce a nuclear weapon.

In other words, after all these years of keeping Iran in check on the nuclear front, Obama is accepting the idea that Iran is going to go nuclear and we are not going to stand in the way of an Islamic nation getting what it needs.

To recap, we have basically stopped all sanctions that were working before starting to negotiate. Nothing we have framed will stop a nuclear buildup in Iran. The Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, just a few days ago joined the chorus in shouting "Death to America," and "Death to Israel." The dude even tweeted out "9 ways to annihilate Israel." Then he listed them.

Still, we are dealing with these terrorists.

The total annihilation of Israel is not off the table for Iran, and they said so right out in the open. Still, we are dealing with these terrorists.

Other nations in the Middle East, the most dangerous region in the world, are now going to race for a nuke because they don't trust Iran. Count on the Saudis and Jordan to get those centrifuges spinning.

But still, we are dealing with these terrorists and it seems that we are playing with the tail of an alligator.

The talks have yet another deadline, June 30th, but if I were Iran negotiating with Kerry, I'd ask for June 31st as the deadline and he would probably agree to it.



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