Lock and load: ISIS is coming Jan. 20th

It's never the fault of Islamic extremists. "The devil made [me] do it." They are always the poor, poor victims in this unfair and troubled world, and so they must kill us.

The Islamic State (aka ISIS, aka ISIL, aka the crazy scumcrumpets) declares WAR on Donald Trump's inauguration day. They've even given it a name: 'Bloody Friday.' 

The baby killers is alleged to have recruited a number of English speaking psychopaths in recent months in a major attempt to communicate messages ahead of the event that will rid the U.S. of its worst president ever.

US special forces will be on high alert when Donald Trump takes over as 45th President of the United States on Friday, January 20, 2017 in Washington D.C.

Security analysts have been monitoring communications between psychopaths of the group who are claiming large scale attacks targeting people who want to make America great again.

According to reports, ISIS has pumped up production of special editions of official videos with English subtitles in order to reinforce targets on our soil. Special forces should be able to put an end to it and kill the crazy Islamists wherever they find them.




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Sniper fights fire with fire a mile away

A British Special Air Service sniper killed a top ISIS executioner along with three other scumcrumpets with a single round from about a mile away. 

The jihadists were about to immolate 12 hostages alive with a flamethrower, but the Barett .50-caliber rifle round got there first, striking the fuel tank affixed to the Islamic terrorist's back and setting him and his buddies on fire instead, the UK's Daily Star reported.

Imagine the look on the jihadist's face when he realized to his chagrin that he was the one on a trip to Paradise as the pack exploded killing him and his three videographers.

The ISIS butcher, who enjoyed burning hostages alive, was on a US "kill list" for several months. The Star didn't identify the sniper or the sadistic jihadist.

The executioner and his merry scumbags traveled around Syria slaughtering civilians they labeled as spies, just for the excuse to burn people. They used flamethrowers to do their evil deeds, a torture method popularized by North Korea, who now enjoy killing folks with anti-aircraft artillery. 

The Islamic State killer was so feared that his victims begged to be shot rather than be set on fire.

Right before the rescue op, outside of Raqqa, Syria, "the SAS team moved into an overwatch position above a village where they were told the execution was going to take place," a source told the Star.

"Up to 12 civilians were going to be murdered--eight men and four women.

"The executioner gave some sort of rambling speech . . . then, when he finished, the SAS sniper opened fire," the source said. 

The speech was likely an Islamic justification claiming that Allah wants to burn his creations alive. 

Sick.

The hostages were then rescued by British and US special forces who didn't bother to put the executioner and his videographers out.

A few months ago, another SAS sharpshooter killed two ISIS car bombers on their way toward Libya. Again, one bullet did the trick as it passed through the driver's skull and into the passenger's neck, killing them both.


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British SAS dressed in burqas takes down top ISIS jihadi

Raqqa, Syria-- It's a lesson that shows why many people in Western countries don't want to allow Muslim women to disguise their identity with a burqa. 

About three weeks ago, eight British SAS troops (Special Air Service) dressed in burqas (those cloth coffins that completely cover Muslim women to keep Muslim men from raping them) crossed into enemy territory on a mission to kill a top ISIS scumcrumpet.

They made it into enemy territory in an ISIS signature Toyota pickup truck posing as the wives of top ISIS jihadis, and made it into the bowels of Raqqa in search of the commander's HQ. The Toyota was driven by local Syrians to allay suspicion because women aren't allowed to drive, vote or show an ankle.

Once they found the commander's house and assured his presence inside, the SAS team transmitted the coordinates to a U.S. Air Force AWAC mission-control aircraft above. The AWAC team relayed the coordinates to a U.S. Reaper drone, which quickly sent a Hellfire missile on its journey below to blow away the commander and a bunch of his snuffies, thus creating a virgin shortage in Paradise.

After the blast, nearby ISIS crap weasels ran into the streets and rounded up civilians, put them against the walls and threatened to kill anyone who helped the "spies," one witness said.

The SAS team made it back to their vehicle after the strike and the town went into lockdown. They were ordered to stop by the jihadis but ignored the order and were about to drive off when they were fired upon.

This angered the SAS burqa-clad troops and they jumped out of the Toyota, lifted their burqas and whipped out assault weapons and grenades and unleashed hate. The jihadis went into momentary shock, causing one to be killed instantly as the other two ran off.

According to the witness, "The firefight gave the SAS just enough time to break contact with the ISIS gunmen and escape."

With the addition of about 200 more U.S. special commandos arriving in Iraq last week, these kinds of operations will increase, sources say. Besides the British SAS, they have sent the Royal Navy's elite forces known as the SBS (Special Boat Service), which is similar to our Navy SEALs.

The new primary target is 32-year-old Londoner Siddhartha Dhar. He is the new Jihadi John and is at the top of the kill list. 

I think Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi should be at the top, but he's a difficult target to target.


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Tajik Commander defects and says nasty things about USA

Col. Gulmurod Khalimov, a U.S.-trained Tajikistan special forces commander is the new poster boy for ISIS. 

In a video released last week by ISIS, Gulmurod (his friends call him Gullible) was featured saying that he was trained by our Special Forces and by Blackwater, the defunct private security contractor. This was confirmed by our State Department although Marie Harf and Jen Psaki both swear they never met the guy.

Gully's defection is a major PR coup for the terrorist army but our so-called intelligence agencies claim that he's not an immediate threat to coalition forces this week.

Dumb and dumpier

In the video, toting a sniper rifle, sporting a glob of camel dung on his sandals and wearing a macho bandolier of ammo, Gulmurod said, "Listen, you Americans, you pigs, I went to America three times, and I have seen how you train fighters to kill Muslims. I have seen how you build and occupy cities of the Muslims [which to most jihadists include all cities in all the world]. I have seen how you train fighters to destroy Islam and the Muslims [poor victims, as usual]. Allah willing, with this weapon, I will come to your cities, your homes, and we will kill you."

Obama went into hiding but most Americans aren't afraid of this guy. But the obvious problem with this scum's defection is the idea that others may follow suit.




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