Taliban accidentally sends Christmas gift to Tajikistan-based opposition

This is funnier than a YouTube cat video or a Biden speech using his substitute word for "exponentially." 

The Taliban accidentally wired about $800,000 into the bank account of the Afghan Embassy in Tajikistan and now want them to return the money. The embassy told them to "stick it," and were not referring to the money as they refuse to give it back, just like the Taliban refused to give the U.S. back all the weapons and vehicles the Biden administration left behind when they ran out of Afghanistan.

It's karma and it's fabulous.

The mission, whose head has professed his allegiance to the deposed government and firm opposition to the Taliban, is laughing all the way to the bank.

Dushanbe-based news website Avesta reported last week, citing sources at the embassy, that the money had been earmarked by former Afghan President Ashraf Ghani’s government as funding for a school for refugee children in Tajikistan. When Ghani dashed out of Kabul with a carload of money he stole, however, the transfer did not go through.

The transfer of funds to the Dushanbe mission was later made all the same, Avesta reported. There is no clear indication the Taliban-run Finance Ministry knew of their hilarious screwup as their culture has not as yet discovered the calculator. 

A Eurasianet source at the Embassy confirmed that a transfer had indeed been made, but they put the figure at somewhere closer to $400,000 to minimize the screwup. The payment was made in September, the source said. 

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The Embassy source said the Taliban government wrote to them in November asking for the return of the money. This request has been rebuffed with drawings of middle fingers and male genitalia drawn in the margins of the communication.

The acting Afghan ambassador to Tajikistan, Zahir Aghbar, [aka Al Lou Aghbar] has emerged as a vocal opponent to the Taliban regime and has spoken in support of the National Resistance Front of Afghanistan, or NRF.

So it looks like the Taliban can whistle, if they discovered that process yet.

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Taliban using suicide/homicide bombers at Afghanistan borders to avoid a Trump-style wall

The Japanese had their Kamikazes in WW2, and the Taliban has its jihad to fight against the infidels. The terrorist group has reportedly sent an exclusive battalion of suicide bombers to Badakhshan, a town bordering Tajikistan and Communist China. 

Mullah Nisar Ahmad Ahmadi is the deputy governor of. the province. He told the media about the jihadis and Ahmadi is mad. He said the battalion is named Lashkar-e-Mansoori and that they are the same group that would conduct suicide attacks targeting the previous Afghan government's security forces. For reasons that don't need to be explained, their numbers have decreased over time, but their brown-eyed virgins have increased exponentially.

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"The defeat of the US would not be possible if not for this battalion [and Joe Biden''s retreat]. These brave [dead] men would wear explosive waistcoats and would detonate [that is, blow themselves into little bite-size pieces] the US bases in Afghanistan. These are people with literally no fear [and no brains] who devote themselves for the consent of Allah," said Ahmadi, according to Khaama Press.

When Ahmadi was asked why he didn't become a suicide bomber for the cause, he said, "Have you tried the borani kadoo? It's delicious."

The publication said that along with the Lashkar-e-Mansoori, Badri 313 is another battalion that is known as one of the most equipped and modern military groups that are deployed in Kabul International Airport. When called upon to perform "for the consent of Allah," they go all to pieces as they too are comprised of suicide bombers.

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Naive couple bike near ISIS territory to prove 'humans are kind'--they were proven wrong

A couple of naive, idealistic 29-year-old millennials, quit their office jobs in Washington, DC, unchained their bikes and went on a cycling trip around the world. Their goal was to prove that: "Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans."

They were proven wrong.

Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan had to prove that evil doesn't really exist. Austin, a vegan, worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban Development. Geoghegan, a vegetarian worked for Georgetown University admissions office. They realized that they were wasting their lives working for a living and decided to go for a bike ride and concurrently prove that people are good and ISIS is not a real danger if you have a good heart and don't eat animals.

Unfortunately, their theory was disproven--they were killed by ISIS last month.

Before he quit his job and then taking the unwitting suicidal bike trip, Austin blogged: "I've grown tired of spending the best hours of my day in front of a glowing rectangle, of coloring the best years of my life in swaths of grey and beige. I've missed too many sunsets while my back was turned. Too many thunderstorms went unwatched, too many gentle breezes unnoticed."

Very heavy, man.

The couple went public on Instagram to document their totally cool journey on a joint blog. The New York Times said that they shared "the openheartedness they wanted to embody and the acts of kindness reciprocated by strangers."

"You read the papers and you're led to believe that the world is a big, scary place," Austin wrote before being murdered by ISIS along with his partner and another couple on bikes.

"People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil."

Yes, some people are bad and evil and Austin and Geoghegan learned that the hard way.

"I don't buy it," Austin said. "Evil is a make-believe concept we've invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own. ...By and large, humans are kind. [Yes, just not ISIS humans]. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind."

And that's why Austin and Lauren deserve to be nominated for the Darwin Awards.

When the couple got to Tajikistan, riding their bikes through the country on July 29th, a car filled with jihadis rammed them. Five Muslim men got out of the car and stabbed the couple to death along with two other idealists, one from Switzerland and the other from the Netherlands.

They were not killed with kindness.

Two days after the murders, ISIS released a video showing the same group of jihadis sitting in front of an ISIS flag as they looked into the camera and vowed to kill "disbelievers." Yes, the religion of tolerance will kill you if you don't believe in Allah and Mo, the prophet of Islam.

It's really very sad but very avoidable.

You don't need to be a genius to know that ISIS territory is dangerous to all non-ISIS members, even Muslims who aren't Islamic enough. But being a progressive, thinking that human nature is all roses and unicorn farts will get you killed if you go biking or hiking in many lands I call the "Stans" and the "Bhad-lands."

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Bride, 18, commits suicide after being forced to take virginity tests

Tajikistan, Seventh Century -- An 18-year-old woman committed suicide after her new husband forced her to undergo multiple virginity tests. Due to the fact that she was not a virgin, he demanded to have a second wife who was.

Men, on the other hand, can have premarital sex with anything they wish, including women, but in Islamic culture, women have as much rights as farm animals and must abide by the wishes of men because they are stronger than women and can beat them if they disobey. Interestingly, this is actually allowed in Islamic scripture.

"Men have authority over women because Allah has made the one superior to the other, and because they spend their wealth to maintain them. Good women are obedient. They guard their unseen parts because Allah has guarded them. As for those from whom you fear disobedience, admonish them and send them to beds apart and beat them." --Qu'ran 4:34

Muhammad "struck me on the chest which caused me pain, and then said: Did you think that Allah and His Apostle would deal unjustly with you?" --Aisha (Sahih Muslim 2127).

Rahabbi Khurshed intentionally drank a lethal dose of vinegar a mere 40 days after her arranged marriage to 24-year-old Zafar Pirov in May. According to Radio Free Europe, she was obligated by the state to undergo a prenuptial medical exam that included a virginity test. Although it's technically optional, it's routinely forced on young Tajik women by both the bride and groom's families.

In spite of the fact that Khurshed passed the virginity test and obtained a certificate from her doctor stating she was a virgin, her paranoid husband pressed her and demanded she "tell the truth."

He then forced her to undergo more virginity tests and soon demanded he be allowed to take a second wife, which was probably what this was all about.

Many Muslim men cannot tolerate the idea that the woman they marry may have actually had a life before they met. They also worry that the 'other man' was more sexually pleasing than they are. It's known in science as an 'inferiority complex.'

Sadly, the young bride's mother, Fazila Mirzoeva, swears that Khurshed never even had a boyfriend or an intimate relationship before marrying this scumcrumpet. She said she doesn't understand why Pirov refused to believe her daughter's multiple medical exams.

Simple: he wanted a second wife.

Her family told Radio Free Europe that Khurshed admitted on her deathbed that she couldn't handle the pressure Pirov place upon her and believed suicide was her only way to escape her marriage.

Pirov, of course, claims her family made up their side of the story and said, 'My wife gave me a written statement that she allows me to get a second wife because she wasn't a virgin when we got married."

Weasel Pirov is under a travel ban pending his trial--no date has yet been set.

If found guilty of driving Khurshed to suicide, he could face eight years in prison . . . but he probably won't.


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Obama gives free pass to religious freedom violators

If you're an Islamic nation and not a direct enemy of the US, you're allowed to violate the religious freedom of non-Muslims because Obama said so, International Religious Freedom Act  (IRFA) be damned.

Thus, if you're a Christian in Saudi Arabia, and your Bible is discovered, the Islamic government can take it from you and burn it, as they do with all non-Islamic religious items entering the country. 

Obama and his Islamophiliacs have waived punitive restrictions for violating religious freedom in Saudi Arabia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan. But restrictions remain in place for Iran, Burma, China, Eritrea, North Korea and Sudan. The reason Obama's administration gave for the waivers is that national security concerns trumps the IRFA.

State Department spokes-puppet John Kirby said Burma, China, Eritrea, Iran, North Korea, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan would be re-designated as Countries of Particular Concern under the IRFA.

"These designations help us shine a spotlight on countries and conditions that require the international community's attention," Kirby said before going to the ground and facing Mecca. Then he got up and lied: "Today and every day, as you know, we are committed to working with governments and civil society organizations, and individuals to achieve our shared interest in promoting peace and stability through, in part, the promotion and protection of all human rights including religious freedom."

Of course this lie flies in the face of women in Muslim countries who are treated worse than cattle, and Christians who are often killed, their churches torched and gays who are thrown from buildings or beheaded by these theocratic countries, because that's what it says to do in the Koran.

But Kirby and his ilk lie for Obama and do it with a straight face.


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Tajik Commander defects and says nasty things about USA

Col. Gulmurod Khalimov, a U.S.-trained Tajikistan special forces commander is the new poster boy for ISIS. 

In a video released last week by ISIS, Gulmurod (his friends call him Gullible) was featured saying that he was trained by our Special Forces and by Blackwater, the defunct private security contractor. This was confirmed by our State Department although Marie Harf and Jen Psaki both swear they never met the guy.

Gully's defection is a major PR coup for the terrorist army but our so-called intelligence agencies claim that he's not an immediate threat to coalition forces this week.

Dumb and dumpier

In the video, toting a sniper rifle, sporting a glob of camel dung on his sandals and wearing a macho bandolier of ammo, Gulmurod said, "Listen, you Americans, you pigs, I went to America three times, and I have seen how you train fighters to kill Muslims. I have seen how you build and occupy cities of the Muslims [which to most jihadists include all cities in all the world]. I have seen how you train fighters to destroy Islam and the Muslims [poor victims, as usual]. Allah willing, with this weapon, I will come to your cities, your homes, and we will kill you."

Obama went into hiding but most Americans aren't afraid of this guy. But the obvious problem with this scum's defection is the idea that others may follow suit.




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