Taliban using suicide/homicide bombers at Afghanistan borders to avoid a Trump-style wall

The Japanese had their Kamikazes in WW2, and the Taliban has its jihad to fight against the infidels. The terrorist group has reportedly sent an exclusive battalion of suicide bombers to Badakhshan, a town bordering Tajikistan and Communist China. 

Mullah Nisar Ahmad Ahmadi is the deputy governor of. the province. He told the media about the jihadis and Ahmadi is mad. He said the battalion is named Lashkar-e-Mansoori and that they are the same group that would conduct suicide attacks targeting the previous Afghan government's security forces. For reasons that don't need to be explained, their numbers have decreased over time, but their brown-eyed virgins have increased exponentially.

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"The defeat of the US would not be possible if not for this battalion [and Joe Biden''s retreat]. These brave [dead] men would wear explosive waistcoats and would detonate [that is, blow themselves into little bite-size pieces] the US bases in Afghanistan. These are people with literally no fear [and no brains] who devote themselves for the consent of Allah," said Ahmadi, according to Khaama Press.

When Ahmadi was asked why he didn't become a suicide bomber for the cause, he said, "Have you tried the borani kadoo? It's delicious."

The publication said that along with the Lashkar-e-Mansoori, Badri 313 is another battalion that is known as one of the most equipped and modern military groups that are deployed in Kabul International Airport. When called upon to perform "for the consent of Allah," they go all to pieces as they too are comprised of suicide bombers.

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